BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 8:07, 54 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

If you like jangly dirty shoegaze like the last twenty years never happened then you should prolly buy the new pinkshinyultrablast LP
if you don't then you prolly shouldn't because it'll be fucking awful

Alt: what else should we buy if the last twenty years hadn't happened?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:47, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Ultimate Burger - GO GO GO

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:55, 64 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 13:34, 7 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Is It Wrong To Retrosepectively Enjoy Your Farts?


OK so I'm not 13 any more and I realise farting is quite anti social. After the 5th time your girlfriend threatens to whack you over the head with a frying pan.. or you dropped a couple of paint-peelers at your part time job and the boss hauls you aside and says he knows it's you and to "cut it the fark out you dirty little bastard".. or people you've just met start calling you Stinky Pete..

You quickly work it out, and realise that most adults don't find farts funny, and it's time to grow up. Hold them in. Maybe slip outside and surreptitiously unload.

But what if you had too many lagers the day before and ate 5 pounds of Hershey's and the tummy begins to rumble? What if a huge fart suddenly gets loaded in the chamber and before you know it's out in the wild?

Is it OK to enjoy watching everyone gasping for air and angrily nominating suspects? Is it OK to feel proud and have a good old laugh on the inside?
(Big Ramifications, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:18, 24 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

hello winners
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31176748
Some people are stupid eh? I'm eating halls soothers and peppermint tea and I feel like death.

Alt:What's the shitest thing on iPlayer? I think its the thing with jack Whitehall and his dad.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:44, 54 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

juicer time innit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:55, 42 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Hey, sportsters! Ready to do some sporting?
I'm going to sport all the way to the pub and then sport back and forth between a chair and the bar until I'm completely sportsed out.

Gooooooooo Sportsteam!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:36, 25 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I Got Sent Here - You're A Good Man I'm A Fool
Not just good "lager bombs", they have to be room-clearers. People stampeding the fire exits.

Say.... in the course of a day you polished off 8 pints of Newkie Brown Ale, coupla glasses of red, a coupla steak and onion pies, a takeaway curry, a 5 pound block of Hershey's, 6 coffees.... then you got on to the good stuff, if ya know what I mean and I think you know what I mean.... and it all got gummed up and stayed in there for 36 hours.

And you're at your Monday 10am physics lecture when all hell breaks loose....


(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:52, 142 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

So yesterday I was watching Jeremy Kyle take on dodgy cosmetic surgery/treatment/whatever centres.
I swear man, I donno how they find such thick people. Some steriotypical [gay/birmingham(orwhatev)] bloke injects himself with some stuff that makes his skin go darker..... and he's like

"I get stomach aches and blah blah syptons - I don't care, being white is borring. I don't really know what it's doing, I odn't care, but it makes my skin darker".

It's good telly viewing, lets me get on my high horse. that probs says more about me. I read the Daily Mail facebook sometimes for the same reason.

lt: What's for lunch? I'm having a toasted baeigle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:25, 119 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

pre lunchtime alright thread
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:40, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Were people drinking and B3ta-ing last night or was it just me?
What was the last IRL argument you had and did you win?
alt. weekend plans? Im doing a nice daytime drinking sesh tomorrow.
Then it's hangover Sunday with Judge Rinder
altalt. Do a limerick about a B3tan

or don't.

Bumholes, right?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:09, 148 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 8:05, 73 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

coo ee!

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 21:46, 24 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Hey, sporting fans! It's the 6 Nations again!
Great big thighs all mucky and that. Eh?

Alt: I once shared pie opinions with rugby league God Ellery Hanley ... who's the coolest person you've ever discussed pastry with?

Alt alt: why do you feel the need for a list of questions? Is this how you communicate in the pub?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:37, 123 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Fuck dat middle aged skater prick shit.
Planes have been getting a bad rap in the media lately.
what's the worst thing to happen to you when in transport?

alt. Good week/ Bad week? Mine's been bus but mediocre.
altalt. Weekend plans/food
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:40, 107 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:38, 13 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning team.
What's your Thursdays shaping up to be? I've got a job in the mortuary today. Going to be the fastest install I've ever done I reckon. I'm told the work carries on around you working as it's not a clean zone.

Alt: I watched that show about the commons, really interesting I thought, although probably a bit too bbc1 to get the proles intersted in government proper to leave the ukip wagon. Are you interested on politics at all? I don't care how you vote.

Altalt: chicken Thursday, Veg Option Porridge
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 7:56, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

RIGHT IN THE BLOWHOLE
www.donotlink.com/dj4y

When did YOU last make a feeble excuse for your iffy behaviour?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 7:12, 5 replies, latest was 9 years ago)