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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm on a commuter train to london,
Surrounded by pricks in suits. When was the last time you were surrounded by pricks?

Alt: I've got to sit on a disciplinary panel for an old friend of mine today, he's totally guilty of robbing, but I felt bad turning him down, what have you done for friends lately?

Alt alt: breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:52, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Every time I log on here, W to the Pizzle
Alt- a reacharound

Alt alt- cheesy toast.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:56, Reply)
you're my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:59, Reply)
thanks P Dog.
You like Bolt Thrower, have you heard Sunn O)))?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
i have indeed,
How do you know I like bolt thrower?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Because he's a creepy, stalky little midget off the internet.
I saw Boris a couple of years ago at Cargo and was blown away. They are way better than Bumm Hole)))))))))).
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
He's not my favourite anymore.
The position is open to New applicants. Please reply here as to why you're the best.

Thank you for your time, I'm afraid we can not reply in person to every applicant, but we assure you that every effort is made to consider each candidate fully.

Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I don't care if I'm your favourite or not. You're new here and as far as I'm concerned, you should be pandering to me, not the other way around.
So, tell me why YOU'RE the best, and I'll decide whether or not I should abstain from mercilessly bullying you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
How DARE you talk to Windy Pig like that!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)
i've got at least 6 quid in chanhe in my wallet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)
hmm.
No. Not good enough. Try harder.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
oyster card, receipt for a train ticket,
2 debit cards, nectar card, waterstones card, a toe nail, a dollar, and my name badge from a conference 2 weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Dear Sir
I feel that I best suited to the role of Your Favourite for the following reasons:

1) I am not creepy, neither am I a midget nor indeed stalky
2) My pronouncements on the merits (or otherwise) of musical performance, films, television and news items are without exception correct and filled with otherworldly wisdom
3) Oh go on PLEEZ I'll buy you a present

Yours faithfully

Rt Hon. Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Can I just be your favourite again?
You admire my swift wit, unerring command of language and suave way with the ladies.

Go on Winders, plz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Another of the many* talented bands/musicians from Coventry


*Yes, many.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I had a Sunn album many years ago, I think there were tracks on it but it all merged into one long drone :(
It was sold to me as 'the heaviest thing ever', it was certainly the slowest and most downtuned music I'd heard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Overblown, pompous and more than a little tedious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Nah you're alright really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Windy Pig sticks it to the man
in his chinos and ralphy
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:01, Reply)
whats a ralphy?
I'm wearing jeans a shirt and suit jacket. I look a right prick I can tell you. Might get a bow tie, get a bit hipster.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:04, Reply)
The pricks in the suits are thinking God there's no way I'm sitting next to Jeremy Clarkson
and he's reading Terry Pratchett, Christ on a bike this train journey can't end soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
What you need, son, is a Wilf Lunn 'tache and some leggings.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
oh man
I wish I had tickets to Beacons festival. Great lineup and really close to where I live :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:06, Reply)
Last time I fucked a hedgehog.
alt: sorted their PCs out, mainly.

altalt: porridge
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Erm, about two hours ago in my genetics practical.
I have helped friends with coursework, invited a sick friend over for tea and chocolate, and bought someone lunch.

Breakfast was vegemite on toast and was yummmmm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:18, Reply)
Breakfast is for losers
LOSERS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:21, Reply)
You ran out of money for food again, didn't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:21, Reply)
You know what I have for breakfast?
Four tablespoons of AMBITION and a portion of DAMNED HARD WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)

AMBITION semen damned hard work poo cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I walk through the middle of Shoreditch twice a day
and live at the bottom of Broadway Market - I am surrounded by pricks so frequently that I often forget that there are actually people who aren't pricks out there. Coming on here doesn't help either.

Alt: I put people up fairly regularly, and almost never molest them in the night.

Altalt: I don't touch the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:26, Reply)
I love that you'll do all kinds of MASSIVE DRUGS, but breakfast? oh no that's scary shit man.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
I have my athletic TEAM GB-esque physique to maintain, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Well obviously, how could I have forgotten that?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
RIP barryfromeastenders 5am etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
He was wiv da angles,
but got thrown out for nicking halos.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)
alt: something HILARIOUS about Janet Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Monty you tragic old fruit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Yes, you creepy wee tossbag?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
with AIDS.


No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Did I tell you I have been asked to 'hold down' the front bar by changing some records ata club night?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
The sort of mistake people only make once, I should imagine.
A 20 min 'Sadcore' medley followed by an hour's political hectoring from 'Charles D', no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
at the peak of my set I'm going to 'drop' Dragonfly by my main nigga Yngwie, and mix in Since You've Been Gone.
It's what all the 'cool kids' are 'into' these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
*writes this down*
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
whoa there - no malmsteen...

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
When I was in Chester, helping a lad who'd been knocked out
His mates were all so determined to continue the argument they didn't notice their friend hadn't moved since he went down.

Alt: I'm currently sorting out a friend's PC for free, does that count?

AltAlt: Bowl of cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:35, Reply)
WHAT SORT OF CEREAL!
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
FROSTIES.
Fuck it, it may be kids cereal, but it was on offer last week, and I'm fond of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Paedo scum like you make me SICK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
its ok,
I'm worse than you, I eat frosted shreddies occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
CoCo Shreddies are where the Kool Kids are at, man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
You're all fucking rank.
Cereal is disgusting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
ANSWER WP'S QUESTION, YOU ILL-MANNERED OIK!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:39, Reply)
wanna type a little slower fat hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Passes the primary question to Bathory
b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1603284
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
god i hope qftw comes back, just so you fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Nah, I'm starting to like it here.
It's been the warm friendly reception that'll keep me coming back.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)
I hope you die of AIDS in a Malaysian prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
1st lols of the day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
See
That's what I'm talking about.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
We'd all like to see you die of aids in a Malaysian Prison

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I don't think I'd like to actually watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
It's too slow
even deploying some sort of stop-start technique, I think I would struggle to keep masturbating throughout his terminal decline.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Now this.
I like.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Seriously though, it's not just him.
I think you need introducing to fire ants. Directly onto your crotch.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Feeling the love.
Right *here*.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)
If I could reach through the screen and punch you in the face, I totally would.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
See that mis-directed rage?
That's love, that is.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
it's really not, I just think you're an annoying, pus filled, clusterfuck of an excuse for a homo sapiens organism.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Settle.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
in North Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Gretel.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I miss your okcupid account :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Dog with a very sad, ragged innaccurate bone.
EDIT: I'm very surprised that plumpdoozer hasn't admonished you for not getting....
Wait for it.












Wait for it.













Wait for it.

















Wait for it.















*screenies*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Is that your 'CB' 'handle'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
he takes screenshots of 'controversial' posts.
This is for 'evidence' in the RingoFyre court of Internet Justice.

Or 'Kangaroo Court' as it is also known.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
or Drumhead will do.
I do like the sound of the RFCIJ - I'll keep that if you don't mind.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I love how you slag off AB for the Archive, yet do your screenies thing.
I can't decide if it's stupidity or hypocrisy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)
So.
Where is my little internet shrine of screenies then?
Bit of both tbh.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
so why take them then, you fucking grooming weirdo?
Am I still on your friends list so you can keep an eye on me? You pathetic noncing prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It gets better & better.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Are you accusing someone of hypocrisy?
Because that must be some kind of meta-hypocrisy and I'm not sure the internet is ready for that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)
have you looked up 'irony' on wikipedia yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Yes. And it turns out you were wrong.
Which isn't surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Might be a bit of a large concept for pimpdonger
to properly understand.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'll give you a hundred pounds if you never post on here again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Monty you don't even have a pound.
I might start sending you my loose change at the end of each week through the post. It'll be like a little jingly christmas every saturday morning, and you'll finally be able to buy your daughter that sherbet dib dab she always wanted.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
That would be great Al, thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Go on then.
Gaz me for bank account details.
Actual results may vary.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
situational irony Al.
The actual outcome was the opposite of the intended outcome.

You do understand the words, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
CAN EVERYONE STOP SAYING 'META' PLEASE?
It's turning into the new 'mobile phone'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Samsung or iPhone?
Cause if it's Nokia or BlackBerry
That shit's definitely meta.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
It was an "in" joke between plumpdoozer, Roary Lion and myself.
Nothing to see here, move along.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
man, that zany misspelling thing is well lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I like it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
fuck off and die, you white-knighting dullard.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I luuurve u 2 Janet.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Just cos I went spouting off about it you deleted it, stop being so testy, that should be your wifes preserve

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Why have you been deleting stuff?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
See this is what I like about timezones.
You poms all come online after about 0900 your time which is 1600 (not counting Daylight savings) my time.
I love it cause I can catch the trolls early. It's a bit like fishing.
In answer to your question - yes 1 of my Ext HDDs is fairly full of rubbish (mostly .deb, .tar.gz., .iso and some .zip and .exe files), but not to worry "rm -vr" has sorted most of them out.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I have to say
I did enjoy that.
Thanks everyone.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
hold up yo
There's an old businessman type gadge sitting opposite me. He's reading Tolkien, and has just taken a swig from a hipflask. At quarter to nine no less.

What I want to know is, how can Monty be on my train, and posting from his 'office' at the same time?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Can't be him
he just said he doesn't do "breakfast".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
but the old age, the Tolkien and the early morning boozing all point to it being the Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Any other clues?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
he smells of wee.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
IT'S HIM!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Last time I was at a gathering of my wife's family
Alt: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah. Cooked them a nice meal. It was alright but the fact that the gravy I made was the best part is a bit disheartening.

Altalt: A bowl of fresh fruit. I'm almost never hungry in the morning so it was a struggle but quite nice once I got going. Not a fan of raspberries or blueberries though, the strawberries and the grapes were the best part.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
did the wife's family realise you were impersonating someone else at the time?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
I was just about to make a short joke but I honestly can't remember if you're one of the b3ta munchkins
Sorry about that,what are you 'known for' around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
being a whinging cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
him, that is, not me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
having a consistent username.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Is that right P Dizzle?
P Dizzle DOZ ONE
DOZ ONE Plumdozeryoufuckingplum
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
all variations on a theme, dear boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Fucking hell, you are one dull cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Whereas you are several
ZINGZINGZINGLOLOLOL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I like this, you're far more creative than that plum guy

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
You know what, Jim Carrey?
You're alright
*trigger fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Gravy being the best part isn't something to be ashamed of, not if it was a damn good gravy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
It was damn good gravy
I'd boiled some chicken in milk and used the milk for the gravy, got it nice and thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
I've never heard of it being cooked that way before though, how did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
On the metro yesterday
Alt:
Fixing/upgrading PCs, chopping down next door's tree, sending Haribo to our overseas posters

AltAlt:
A bowl of Cheerios and a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
public transport isn't filled with pricks.
it's filled with fuckheads.

Far, far worse.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Altalt: Marlboro lights and black coffee
What did your friend steal?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
^ This.
?
Except Marlboro Lights are for pussies and lung-cancer survivors.
Smoke up Johnny!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)
right, see you later you arse bandits
I'm off out to have a social life.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Be sure to come back and post on here when you get in pissed later.
And don't get run over.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Used to be a guy that I was best buds with
Used to hang about him all the time
But since he stole he's got himself a discipline
something something ... these words don't really rhyme :(
^That's shite
What have you done for friends lately?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Is this a Gotye/Janet Jackson mash-up?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I didn't even know what a Gotye is.
Having just looked it up I was happier that way.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)
totes posting in a pigster OT thread here.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)
yeah boi!
Woop woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
*fist bumps* *high fives* *steamboats*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
*BOKKO!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
*spinning leg flail to slap hand windmill combo*
killur skillez!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
does your mother know that you're out?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)
no, she still thinks I'm straight.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
And we all love clover, all over this land, and we all want clover, so WHAT IS THE REST OF THE SONG?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
it's the wild rover.
and the correct version is:

and it's no, nay, never...
[RIGHT UP YOUR CUNT]
no nay never no more...
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Oh my goodness, I've never been with a girl who had to use clover for lub before.
There was one girl behind the bike shed who once I was fingering so vigorously that I thought I created I Can't Belive It's Not Butter though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
got milk? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
haha!
not heard that version in ages!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i went to posho cambridge folk festival at the weekend.
one of the highlights was shouting 'you're a wanker, you're a wanker, you're a cunt-diddle-unt-diddle-unt-diddle-unt-unt-unt' during 500 miles by the proclaimers...
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
excellent
when I used to play hockey years ago the women's team had the best, funniest and rudest songs, only surpassed by the uni women's rugby team.
147 verses of "I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store", every one more disgusting than the last......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I missed heard some lyrics and I like my misheard one better.
If the bad times are coming, let them come, let the fickle fire of desire expire and let them come.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Same again
and again?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Oh man new ignore is fucking excellent

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
shush it, wrongun.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Who are you ignoring Chompy?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
you fucking flounce machine

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

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