Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Drunken blackoutsThat period of time that gives you crippling shame the morning after but you've no idea why. What were you told happened?
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Close QOTW?Do the mod types have the guts to put it to the vote?
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Peej, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:46,
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How fucking much? Tell us about when you've been charged over the odds for something, or alternatively got a bargain. Or even more alternatively, you can all suck my sweaty cock you bunch of miserable cunts.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I once was in Sofia and saw a Bulgarian woman squeezing avocados in a vegetable street marketTell us your funniest stories involving a combination of Bulgarians and avocados
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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Abandon all pretense at a subject, and just spend the week bitching at each oh wait(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:31,
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ColdIts cold out and I think this would make for a good QTOW. Firstly everyone has been cold (or knows someone who has) there will be lots of material; secondly, its a one word 'question' so this will open up all sorts of interesting interpretations; thirdly, it hasen't been done before.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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Self harm with an edgeWhen have you ever done something that has ended up with you injured?
Ever punched an asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread?
I once punched a wall, my fist went straight through and on the other side was Alexei Sayle with Joy Division.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 3:20,
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Times your penis has 'accidentally' fallen into a transvestite's anus. Several times.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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My dad always said to me that the three things you should never discuss when drunk were football, religion and politics, so tell us all about the advice that you were given, promptly ignored, and the consequences.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:28,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Your best mate.Tell us about your best mate.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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11 years ago)
what time is it?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:21,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I like Pig Bodine's suggestion of Rough Boozers.Let's do Rough Boozers next.
First one to say YM wins.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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what are you doing with your life?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:09,
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Sci Fi.Doctor Who is everywhere, this week, so why not tell us about the science fiction that you enjoyed as a nipper?
Bonus points if you've utterly failed to grow out of your childhood obsessions, or if you've lived to see the object of your passion laid low.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:24,
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10 years ago)
Acts Of GodWhen has fate* intervened to either screw you over (likely) or make you happy beyond your wildest dreams? (Unlikely, or you wouldn't be posting here)
*Insert pointless non-existence of fate argument here
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MatJ LOOK, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 5:53,
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What's your favourite album?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Pig Bodine's rough boozers suggestionAs I think I've got an applicable story
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:02,
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11 years ago)
what would you think if i sang out of tune?would you stand up and walk out on me?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:00,
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11 years ago)
Picking the wrong turning.Literally. When have you turned a corner to be confronted by something from Prometheus?
It happens a lot around hwre
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:59,
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In the current question, some attention seeking spastic referred to themselves as a 'late in life orphan'because that makes it appear that his mum dying all the more tragic...
www.b3ta.com/questions/theft/post2143673
What ridiculous things have you done to draw attention to yourself?
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Muns, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:51,
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Which one of your bollocks hangs lower than the other?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:27,
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Rough boozers.Lots of opportunity for hardmanning and humiliation with this one.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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Brits abroad.Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, tattoos with EDL on them, fucking bars named after soap operas, hen parties in bastarding Malaga, piss-up t-shirts.
Tell us your experience of the fucked-up embarrassment that can be the Brit abroad.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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