This morning I woke up and some cunt called gritty yet fluffy had posted a story about illegal sexual activity involving a child.
Tactless: bluntly inconsiderate or indiscreet


Indiscreet like grit master fuck bag who relentlessly bashes someone for
Making a nonce joke but has posted the below on b3ta.

******** I was a member of a website populated by the shadiest assortment of basement-dwelling dog-rapists & kiddy-fiddlers who also happened to be in possession of the shonkiest set of photoshop skills that ever graced the lowest gutters of this internet. It was a truly magnificent place.******

Magnificent! Really?

Someone please think of the CHILDREN!!!! (and dogs)
(OTT, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:23, 45 replies)

My kitten was killed on Friday. We laid him to rest in the recycling bin.
(Bababoon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:27, closed)

shit man,
my cat killed a neighbour's duckling and bought me the mangled carcass. I binned it, too. I didn't know what else to do with it.
I didn't try to recycle it, though, you sick fuck.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:39, closed)

So you also hate the enviroment and regularly use cheap hairspray in a lackadaisical manner to coiffe your hair in an alarming style?
I'm onto you missy.

Irfan... 4eva in r harts. And bins.
(Bababoon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:09, closed)

I want to do my hair like Amy Winehouse stylee
but I'm usually too wasted =(
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

They say think of the children, but they don't like it when you admit to doing so.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:28, closed)

I like
Your poem
Thanks
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:29, closed)

yep gritty is one angry girl.

( Trollman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, closed)

trololololol.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:32, closed)

Look, we've been over this with Legless
The whole point of trolling is to make other people look stupid and reactionary
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)

that's right. i was just pointing out that professor whatever has been trolled.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

By pointing out someone else is angry?
I'm not following your (for want of a better word) logic here
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, closed)

that's right. i was just pointing out that professor whatever has been trolled.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

By pointing out someone else is angry?
I'm not following your (for want of a better word) logic here
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:25, closed)

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)

that's right. i was just pointing out that professor whatever has been trolled.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)

Calling what Gritty Yet Fluffy is doing 'trolling' is like calling a suicide bomb attack 'a murder spree'
Technically, it's true, but it's kind of missing the point
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, closed)

...but Iike this more.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, closed)

I hate to agree with you again,
but it is rather good, isn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:19, closed)

I like this...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, closed)

no one cares...
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:49, closed)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
but why not try and be original?
It's, like, way less pathetic, or whatever.

also, I was a member of a website populated by the shadiest assortment of basement-dwelling dog-rapists & kiddy-fiddlers
and I'M DOESN'T AFRAID OF YOU.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:36, closed)

you need to practice what you preach
fuck me are you droll
( Trollman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:37, closed)

d t
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:47, closed)

droll
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:31, closed)

A doll, you say?
Something like this, perhaps?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:36, closed)

here!
with SHOCKING vid!
rt.com/news/historian-personal-necropolis-video-831/
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:51, closed)

Oh dear.
This is just as tiresome as she is, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, closed)

I know, right?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, closed)

There is currently a small fire in the corner of QOTW.
It's burnt a small hole in the carpet and is starting to scorch the wallpaper. It would go out by itself, if left to its own devices, but some people are intent on throwing newspaper on it because they like the pretty flames. If they keep doing it the whole place will go up in smoke.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:53, closed)

fair point
Sorry!
(OTT, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02, closed)

are you a trained
fire prevention professional, then?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

Brew anyone?
I'm making. It'll calm everyone down. I've even made some biscuits.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:38, closed)

Oooh Tea
Can I have a biscuit as well?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)

Tsk. Not allowed them....
Got an apple?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:32, closed)

Fat free macaroon?
Fruit and nut energy bar (may contain nuts)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:53, closed)

Hate to be fussy but I'd prefer coffee
Nope seems that was all I had - sorry move along now - nothing to see here. Literally alas!
(bottle_cap, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:28, closed)

Decaf, okay?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:53, closed)

I'm in.
Coffee - strong, black and sweet. & I'll have a ham, cheese & tomato toastie on wholemeal please.
I can't stand home-made bickies, most of the time they taste bloody awful & I'm just too polite and end up having to eat the whole thing!




Ohhh..
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:20, closed)

Ooh you picky bastard.
Homemade bread okay, I'm not just limited to sweet goods.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:49, closed)

Only if it's unleavened, cereal free & hasn't been prepared on any implements that have touched water.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:12, closed)

i'll just grab a beer.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:26, closed)

Yeah, yeah laff it up
Thems who have a skipper!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:48, closed)

I believe that would called 'salt'.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:55, closed)

Oh, sorry forgot.
Definitely un-salted. Gotta watch my arteries you know.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:25, closed)

Ah, the emperor's new loaves.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55, closed)