*bangs spoon against wine glass, coughs loudly* If I can have your attention please?
Just a brief announcement to say that as of an undecided point in the nearish future myself and the very lovely WW will be shacking up together in sunny Suffolk.

Ithangyou.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Getting
married?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

At some stage
*checks bank statement and cries*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

awww even better :D
congratulations :)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

guy at work got married and said
he could've used the money to buy an audi TT instead


vrrooooooooooooommmm I say, vroooooooooooooooommmm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

stop that

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I wouldn't get an Audi...
...it would have to be an Aston Martin.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

I'd live in sin
for one of those ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

Damn right you will

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

After paying the solicitors from last time,
I'd just live in sin.

*Thanks god he didn't marry*
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

shush you

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Nono, I wish you all the best!
It just didn't work out for my interweb started relationship in the end.

We had some great times, and are still friends. It's just that we weren't to be.

You will be the bestest, I know it :D
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

It would have to be a fucking big wedding to pay for one of those
From what I remember, ours cost about £20K in the end. Itwas a good day though and we're still together and luvin it.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

HOW much????
mine cost £4k and that included the hotel, meal and drinks for 60 people, evening buffet for 110, ceilidh band, disco, all the outfits for me, four bridesmaids, kilt hire for the best man, photographs, video, all the flowers, stationery...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

Would it be alright
if I just got married in the registery, jumped over a broom then went to the pub and got pissed?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

How about getting pissed,
vomiting on the registrar and then tripping over a broom? :)
(FluffehNinja, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

truly
a wedding all the family can enjoy
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

Sounds perfect
It's not what you do on the day that's important - it's what you do afterwards.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

I know
I wanted to fuck off to Mexico and get married with no-one around - just me & her. Maximum cost - £5K

She was well up for it until her Mum spoke to her and, well, it's the bride's day, isn't it?

And her Dad paid for most of it.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

hey, he can always splash out
a photographer and my good (pulled off the street) self were the only witnesses to a wedding in Edinburgh

nice couple from wolverhampton who appeared to have eloped
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

don't be daft
father of the bride and all that

*looks forward to shotgun wedding in the registery*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

weddings don't need to be expensive
I cringe at people saying their weddings cos upwards of £10k. there's just no need for it. I had a really lavish day but we kept within our very limited budget. I'm always available for handy hints and tips when the time comes ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I'm fairly happy with
a minimum of fuss - booze is the most important bit of course.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

If I bring some
can I come to the wedding?
(FluffehNinja, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

of course
you can do anything as long as you bring booze
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

*buys shares in smirnoff*


ooh, also congratulations to you both!
(FluffehNinja, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

Aww!
She can wear a vinyl dominatrix wedding dress and carry a whip instead of a bouquet...
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D
how domesticated ;) that's lully :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

ooooh, you mucky devils!


congratumulations
( robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

She's becoming a Southerner?
Fackin' 'ell!

Edit: and congrats to you both. I've never met either of you but you seem like decent enough sorts.

And from the pictures I've seen of WW's norks I think she'll be an asset to the southern counties.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

East Anglian
SOUTH starts at round That London as far as I'm concerned.\

edit - well East Anglia needs more hills
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

well
it starts at Knutsford, but works it's way around East Anglia.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

I always thought it started at the Holmes Chapel exit on the M6...


Edit: and congrats of course.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Aww!
You get to feel her every single night!
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

it's so romantic :)

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

I bet he farts in bed.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

we
just know she does.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Not as loudly as she does.
Would you like to earn babysitting money?

the idea of you baby sitting Reece appeals greatly to my warped sense of humour somehow.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Oh dear God yes.
I could expand his vocabulary greatly.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

he could quite possibly challenge you
in that department ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Or I could turn him ginger.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

I'm from Suffolk originally. Constable Country is a true rural idyll.
Thinking of moving back there.. no one to shack up with though except parents. [thinks of how lonely he is and cries onto his keyboard] sniffle sniffle.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

farts in bed. likes boys
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Well that was pretty obvious
From last nights WW outburst

god you're like CNN
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

I missed that
so it's news to me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Oh shut up you curmoudgeonly old git...
....I bet you're rushing to buy a new suit as we speak.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

you're only jealous
because you want him so.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

hurrah!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

You!
Msn
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

GAZ!
/predictable
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

congratulations

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

On that note, I might as well dink a glass,
and say me and my girlfriend of 2 years are making the big step and renting a one bedroomed flat in the west end of Lincoln.

Congrats btw!!
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Congrats to you too
West end, eh? You classy bastard - staying away from the Skegness side*...





*I know it's nowhere near, but the smell travels quite far on a warm day...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

Ooh, lovely!
I hope you have a great time together.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

INTERCOCK LOVEMATCH ASPLOSION!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

Congratulations you two! :D


are you done with the wine glass?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)