MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:14, archived)

y

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:18, archived)

twatters

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:20, archived)

Oz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:24, archived)

How's the lawn?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:25, archived)

good actually
it's no longer the shame of the neighbourhood.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)

the cum-stained
mattresses have been shoved into the washing machine which has been repurposed as a water feature by toppling it into the goldfish pond
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:30, archived)

google translate still needs work, I see

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:32, archived)

I always
speak like that. It's because of my kaksikielisyys
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)

how many mattresses can you fit in a washing machine?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:39, archived)

42
You know that
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)

well, you seem to be something of a bellend

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)

I was going to have bellend
as my b3ta name but it was already taken
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)

fixed that for you
you're welcome
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)

haha, I retract my previous mod complaint

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:36, archived)

i should think so too

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)

I'm not certain what you're getting at here

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:59, archived)

I am implying
that you live in Oldham. Just a joke as you will see
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)

Oh
I don't though
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)

Excellent!
Neither do I - so that's already something we have in common, chuck
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:23, archived)

y

( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:19, archived)

bumholes to you, sir!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:21, archived)

n

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:27, archived)

grry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:39, archived)

h

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)

BUMHOLES

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)

bumholes, you say?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:39, archived)

I do say it and I say it loud and with pride

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)

🌈
( mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:50, archived)

y

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:34, archived)

I hope you choke on bear cock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:39, archived)

bare

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:24, archived)

ALRIGHT

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)

modolith

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)

sup

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:44, archived)

Was it not written that the horrible man would bring about the morning?
Behold now the fulfillment of the word.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)

written in shit in a parks public toilet cubicle

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:25, archived)

The lord moves in mysterious ways,
although he usually shits on Two Hats' lawn.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:34, archived)

Although I can't argue with the results

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:58, archived)

deity shit is excellent fertiliser

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:32, archived)

mourning
awl

Sewing silk inlays for coffins is my game
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:27, archived)

Do you leave a customer satisfaction survey inside?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)

I do
in deed
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:41, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)

fuck you thread

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 0:33, archived)

Shockingly, this film about Ron Perlman and "five unfeasibly hot schoolgirls" battling demons, isn't very good.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 22:05, archived)

Waterworld is on

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 22:42, archived)

^gay watersports sex tourist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 22:57, archived)

I imagine the five hot schoolgirls and Ron Perlman's face would cancel each other out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 23:04, archived)

I can't wait until this headswap makes its way onto /board, it sounds great

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 0:24, archived)

Evenign
Why not, why the fuck not eh?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:14, archived)

fuck you

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)

alright mgt

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:35, archived)

alright d-LfHR

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:39, archived)

well that's just not cricket

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:13, archived)

oh, sorry,
i thought we were having a tennis
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:17, archived)

alright spanishfly

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:35, archived)

Alright dj rich
Done any disc jockeying lately?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:12, archived)

alright

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:03, archived)

Alright MT
Wednesday's are shit eh?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:13, archived)

Fly

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 21:38, archived)

Mupps

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 22:43, archived)

i ate the other croissant

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:47, archived)

thank fuck for that
ok, I can log off now. See you all tomorrow

x
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:51, archived)

xx

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)

No, I ate the other croissant

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)

you hate the otter puissant?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:11, archived)

Is this a sex thing?

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:20, archived)

what is it with you and sex today?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:31, archived)

You started it

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:45, archived)

mongy and mgt, sitting in a tree,
S-E-X-X-I-N-G
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 19:30, archived)

I don't think Ive ever had sex in a tree or with a techy /luddite cross breed

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 19:46, archived)

well there's a never time for some things

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 19:58, archived)

saucy

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:54, archived)

recommend me a new PC case,
mATX or mini ITX, haven't decided yet but must be small. Also USB ports must not stick out of the side because that is stupid and my PC is up against the wall in a corner.

alt: should i eat the other croissant?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:29, archived)

Make your own case out of wood
and eat the other croissant, with your first in the air, and salute Jan Sobieski and his winged Hussars for driving the hated Muselman out of Austria.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:31, archived)

i always wanted to make my own case,
although wood would not be my choice of material
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:32, archived)

Wood can work - I intend to do just that sometime soon.
The only question is, which illegally imported and rare endangered tree will suffer at my hands?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:35, archived)

i remember the time i made a new front panel for an old case out of cardboard,
and people on here (or was it 4rthur) were calling me an irresponsible fool because there could be sparks and it would go on fire.

I'm not sure what they imagine goes on inside a modern PC.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)

Meh, plenty of people have made cardboard cases.
It's a bit shit though. Pizza box laptop.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:44, archived)

i only replaced the old beige front panel,
i'd like to make a proper metal one though
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:48, archived)

w f

= ultimate b3ta computer
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:06, archived)

i could make it out of the croissant

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)

That would be impressive.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:33, archived)

lol raspberry pi

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:36, archived)

Dell pickles

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:01, archived)

Apple

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:01, archived)

Hewlett-Packlunch

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:01, archived)

Something by Fractal Design
or Sharkoon if you like plastic.

Side USB only matters if it's the side against the wall, surely? If they are on the side away from the wall, that's good no? You can always rotate the PC through 90 degrees to change that too.

You are a USB racist or something.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:34, archived)

if i rotate the PC round 90 degrees it will be in the way of the monitor.
or behind it, which could be neat although it means bringing the monitor forwards on the desk.

Anyway you can call me USB racist if you like, but i don't know why you would put USB ports on the side of the front panel, it strikes me as a very odd design decision.

I have built with Sharkoon, it was a mATX tower, quite nice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)

For ITX:
www.fractal-design.com/home/product/cases/node-series/node-202-integra-sfx-450w-psu
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)

that does look quite nice,
would supply my own PSU though
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)

It can come without PSU.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)

i know,
sadly Seasonic don't seem to do anything in that form factor though
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)

um, use another brand then?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:03, archived)

well yeah, duh,
only Seasonic is a PSU brand i trust. But Silverstone are also good.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:06, archived)

i quite like the look of this one
www.silverstonetek.com/product.php?pid=536

rather a low clearance below the PSU though, i do have a spare Scythe Shuriken Big that would fit but it would be "fighting" the PSU fan. maybe a good excuse for a fanless PSU?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:05, archived)

Yeah, I want a fanless PSU for something I am building, but the cost is stupid.
I may end up going down the ITX route and use a pico-PSU with an external mains adapter.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)

*drools*
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)

that cost is stupid, or saink, idk

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:18, archived)

you've got to pay for quality,
if you were pushing it a bit harder than i expect to you might save on your electricity bills in the long run
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:20, archived)

is this about sex ?

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:26, archived)

no

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:28, archived)

well what am i supposed to do with this erection now then

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:38, archived)

walk around for a few minutes

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)

The last time I built a PC,
I bought a case that was bigger than I needed, yet laid out in such a fashion that the fans can't be installed unless I leave the motherboard out.
Speaking of which, the mini ITX motherboard has an onboard Nvidia GPU which has a rattly fan, and the integrated graphics on the i3 CPU aren't recognised by Vista.

Still, live and learn, eh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)

oops.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:40, archived)

Yeah, I'd be wary of my advice.
That said, I steered my sister-in-law through building hers, and its a lovely compact machine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:44, archived)

what size of fan is rattly?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:10, archived)

Oh, tiny little thing.
It's this, if you're interested.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:02, archived)

hm not sure there's much you can do about that

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:30, archived)

No, I got as far as taking it off,
then I put it back on again. It's probably under warranty, but that's a lot of faffing about.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:32, archived)

not much you could really replace it with, either

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:54, archived)

No.
I could turn the GPU off (don't use Vista all that much), but that's cutting off my nose to save my face.
Maybe I will try and sort it under the warranty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:14, archived)

or rather,
to save your ears
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:32, archived)

this isn't even remotely connected to fishing or watches, worst fish/watch chat forum ever

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)

I only came here to meet girls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)

poor spacefish :(

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:49, archived)

s'ok I meant real girls who don't talk about new PC cases

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:00, archived)

we can talk about the croissant if you'd prefer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:02, archived)

i dunno
because i'm not a neeeeeerd
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:13, archived)

sucks to be you right now

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:15, archived)

true dat

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)

wait, what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:19, archived)

what what?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)

+I said

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 16:03, archived)

gutted i missed the sewing thread
i mainly acquire PC cases from school skips and from outside asian peoples houses.

if i could be arsed, wood would be the way to go. forklift pallets are in right now. i'd probably avoid the blue and the red ones though.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:14, archived)

You're gonna need
a bigger desk. Or learn Hawaiian. They only have nine letters in their language and so they have much narrower keyboards.
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:39, archived)

Thread nostalgia
Tell us your sewing related stories and adventures in seamstressary. Yes, that's a real word. Prick.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:56, archived)

I used to do that thing where you split the seams of your trousers at the bottom
then add triangles of fabric to turn them into flares.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:58, archived)

My friends mum did that for me
I'm rubbish at sewing
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:59, archived)

So am I
but it doesn't matter when you're shit at fashion. This was 2003, after all.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:13, archived)

I spent too long wondering why you'd want a patch on your arse.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:14, archived)

cutting edge fashion

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:16, archived)

that reminds me,
i should redo the lining in my bag while i've got time off work. i already bought the material and everything.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:03, archived)

This is why I'm here

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:06, archived)

also i've been having a lot of prophetic dreams lately

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:10, archived)

e ylac
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)

Prophylactic
is how it's spelled
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:45, archived)

I had some trousers taken out once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:15, archived)

"Yeah sure, Joey and me can take dese trousers out for you, no problem
Forget about it".
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:19, archived)

triangles down the sides to turn them into concrete bootcut?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:21, archived)

I bought a pair of jeans in a Debenhams sale, that were too long for me to wear.
I've been meaning to get them taken up for about 4 years, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:22, archived)

haha, spazzy shortlegs

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:35, archived)

I have Regular legs, thankyouverymuch.
With lovely calves and knees that aren't too knobbly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)

this is you
youtu.be/-o0Qp5J_Oo8
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)

Nostalgia thread
What's something from your youth that you just don't see any more?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:36, archived)

The point.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:37, archived)

buy a pencil sharpener then
ahahaha
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)

Love and affection

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x4kk6o_nelson-can-t-live-without-your-love_music
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)

my mums breasts

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:44, archived)

you could always put on a disguise and join our queue

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:51, archived)

i dont own any hipster clothes to disguise myself and fit in with you lot.
:)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:28, archived)

so you're saying that if we gave you a pair of skinny jeans, you'd fuck your own mother?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:03, archived)

Why wait for the skinny jeans?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 17:02, archived)

White dog poo.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)

rivers of blood

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:01, archived)

typical overused cliche answer from DT there

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:06, archived)

I don't care.
It's true.

I have sandwiched you in dubs, so I am right, you are wrong.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)

whatever makes you happy

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:36, archived)

life

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

street life

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

social? thug? west?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:12, archived)

Des'ree.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:21, archived)

Sparce Oppers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)

And Wagon Wheels were bigger weren't they, eh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)

cor, it's like having Peter Kay here with us, in the flesh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)

Haha, the North

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:20, archived)

dunno can't remember

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:20, archived)

pubes on pornstars.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)

[avoids obvious opportunity to imply spanishfly is a nonce]
Agreed, the compulsory little-girl look doesn't do much for me either.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)

Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)

tudor crisps

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 11:47, archived)

are they made of wattle and daub?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)

well they died without an heir, didn't they

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:12, archived)

oh god
www.ayrshirehistory.com/sweetie_papers/smiths_vinegar.jpg
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:35, archived)

:(((((

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:42, archived)

london

( sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:24, archived)

lucky you

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:25, archived)

true dat

( sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)

i wish they'd build a railway parallel to the M25
so i don't have to go through London every time i want to get anywhere in the South of England
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:28, archived)

or just cull 90% of the population of london

( sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)

the underground would still smell of rotten cabbages

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)

fair point

( sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:38, archived)

if it always smells like that when you're on it
you're probably the source of the smell.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:03, archived)

no, i'm more eggy than cabbagey

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:08, archived)

hotel rooms that aren't en-suite

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:09, archived)

Laughs on /board

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:21, archived)

FUCKLIFT HAHAHAHA

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)

Faceswap = inherent 'comedy'

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:30, archived)

I haven't gone over there in ages
If I wanted two-dimensional personalities, hollow laughter and perpetual backslapping, I'd just move to America.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:41, archived)

You should try /links today.
A link referring to a Water Park opening up pool evenings for women of all religions (although the linked article does refer to Muslim women predominantly) has elicited a reply along the lines of 'are they going to give them some soap while they're in there'.
It's a right bundle of laughs.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:46, archived)

no no no it's there's two nuns in the bath,
one of them says to the other "where's the soap?" and the other one says "yes it does, doesn't it"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:53, archived)

'lolarious'
Classic B3ta
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)

Every time I hear that joke I have to google it to remember why it's funny

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 13:55, archived)

Trolleybuses
Hayes Grapes to Hillingdon Hill on the 607 to have my ever-expanding stumps measured for new wooden legs
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)

I miss
those wooden legs...
(bellend Olde Phart, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 9:59, archived)

Sing hosanna, it's the morning thread!
Glory to he who is king of mornings!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 7:48, archived)

Yeah, I used to sign hymns and shit at primary school too
What else did you do in primary school that you don't do any more?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 7:49, archived)

Can't remember the last time I played with a stickle brick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:23, archived)

and there's a stickle brick related link over there <=
that's weird
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:25, archived)

Yeah, I just clocked that and got odd memories of kindergarten toys
That and Duplo-sized bricks used for counting
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:26, archived)

Kindergarten? Really, disgusting

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)

Sorry, I'd better explain
My upwardly-mobile 80s parents splashed out on private primary education for me, and the classes aged 4-5 were called Kindergarten. I had to wear a tie while playing with sticklebricks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)

well here in the normal world we call that nursery school

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:39, archived)

I'd talk about the special badges with stars on
but you'd just call me a Jew
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:44, archived)

i'm old so we wore ties, short trousers and even had school caps at primary school

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:45, archived)

Same here
Not because I'm old, but because this school was stuck in a 1950s timewarp. Still wearing caps in 1993.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:51, archived)

ffs, it makes me lol when the barmaids tell me they were born in 1997

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:59, archived)

Fucking hell, I've never even owned a car that young

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)

People leaving school next year were born in 2000
think about that, grandad
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)

i don't think you can leave school at 16 anymore

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)

Really? Since when?
I didn't know of this
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)

dunno, can't buy fags at 16 now either, being 16 now sucks

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)

pretty sure using "fags", "sucks" and "16" in one post
has put you on a list somewhere.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)

I think you can be a faggot at 16 now

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)

I hope so, for your sake.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:33, archived)

You can be 12 and gay as long as you are also autism.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)

Anyone born after September'97 has to stay in education/training until 18.
Think this came in during the last parliament, and only applies to England. Probably just a craft dodge to bring down the jobless total.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)

Ah, ok

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)

probabl obvious
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:28, archived)

and you can't get a decent chimney sweep round here for love nor money
coincidence?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:07, archived)

so you've been trying to recruit chimney sweeps with love?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)

I does what I likes and I likes what I do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)

^ Decemberists fanboy sex tourist

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)

i don't know enough about the decemberists to get this
you've just outed yourself as a hipster
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:27, archived)

Fuck. Quick, listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3gO4LSPxk#t=2m2s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:31, archived)

that was an advert for the audi rs3 first, i watched that then turned it off

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:34, archived)

Not my fault if youtube thinks you're a cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:51, archived)

It was personalised t-shirts for me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:00, archived)

you obvs can't afford a new Audi

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)

everybody could afford the rs3 surely

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:09, archived)

dunno mongy
40 large for a hatchback is a bit steep, however you look at it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)

I know some children who were born even later than that
just imagine...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)

I don't really consider 16-year-olds "people"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)

"Get away from me, you dirty old man, you're old enough to be my granddad!"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)

i'm actually one of the better behaved people in my local

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:07, archived)

Mongy, aged ca. 10:
themarketingacademy.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/just_william203_203x152.jpg
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:20, archived)

pretty much except i had a gat gun

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:23, archived)

+ling
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:29, archived)

i'd do some sort of insulting strikethrough
but i'm currently walking to work and i don't want to walk into a lamp post
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:59, archived)

Well I appreciate the thought
let's put a pin in this for now, and maybe we can sort something out later
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:00, archived)

Stick pencils in my ears.
Pointy end first, obviously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:51, archived)

but then how do you draw on your intellect?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:56, archived)

Very good.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:00, archived)

BOOOOOOO

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)

*grudging click*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)

Also, I am the lord of the dance settee.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 7:49, archived)

alright richard herring

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)

Oh, is that the cunt that put it in my head?
I don't think I've seen him since he done that thing with Stewart Lee and the Curious Orange
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:55, archived)

tmwranj

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:57, archived)

HUMAN FLESH!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)

he recently dun a stand up tour called that
try his leicester square theatre podcast. it's just him interviewing other comedians
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:07, archived)

yeah it's very good
sometimes
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)

JudasBoogie played inFamous second son 4 times

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:55, archived)

FOUR TIMES, muddyfunster

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:00, archived)

I'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm just glad it doesn't say how many hours are spent playing.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)

Presumably it tells you what I've played and how many times

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:02, archived)

it does, even when you are watching porn

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)

probably, yeah
i know you're just playing barbie horse adventures anyway though so i don't bother to check
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)

I regret nothing

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)

ha, nice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:22, archived)

And the Lord said 'Alright'
And alright it was
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:22, archived)

good toimes

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:34, archived)

give me /talk in my heart, keep me morning
give me /talk in my heart I pray
give me /talk in my heart, keep me morning
keep me morning at the break of day
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)

HI!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)

Thunder, thunder, thunder,
Thundercats, HO!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:55, archived)

^ twat

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 8:59, archived)

^ thundertwat

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)

HO!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)

can't believe I haven't alrighted yet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:53, archived)

you still haven't, you idle tosser

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:17, archived)

in the name of god, st michael and st george i give you the right to bear arms and the power to mete justice.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:40, archived)

you've fucked that up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 21:38, archived)

To animate or not to animate... That is the question!
I have decided to learn basic animation, so I can post even more random shite on B3TA. I honestly should have started doing this about 10 years ago!

I'm at a basic level with the GIMP (I have 2, the one in my basement I don't talk about..... or do I?) where I can do simple image manipulation. So I want to move on to animation next.

I know Adobe do Flash & After Effects which I could use, but are there any other apps that will not cost me a small fortune that I should be looking at.

BTW last time I did any animation was on Animator 1 on the Spectrum....
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)

don't bother with flash because 1) you have to relearn it from scratch every time they do a new release, 2) it's fucking shit and 3) it's pretty much being discontinued anyway

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:30, archived)

"deluxe paint iv" has some good animation features, get yourself a copy of that, plus it's cheap, mine was only £25

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:31, archived)

Cs2 is still free tho, and has animation don't it

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:33, archived)

What App in CS 2. I have access to the whole CS suite if I need too.

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)

Image ready I think

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)

yes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)

Maiden did a tutorial on making moving background, no need to splice video

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:46, archived)

Amiga or Atari version..... choose carefully or your going to lose internet respect points!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:34, archived)

you're

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:39, archived)

Merde, you got me!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:05, archived)

Atari is dead,
if you're not using an Amiga in 2015 you should be ashamed of yourself
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:46, archived)

^ amstrad

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:47, archived)

fucking hipsters, with their computers older than they are

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)

I was 18 when I got my 1st Atari STE & 21 when I got an Amiga 1200 AGA. They were the machines to have back then....

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:48, archived)

tl;dr

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:34, archived)

Nope!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:38, archived)

I might later

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:42, archived)

If you read this later I will be offended... Just saying... Don't want to offend a 2 month old poster! ;)

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 21:15, archived)

just keep using gimp, innit.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:40, archived)

Just made myself look like a tard. Did not think you could use gimp for it..... Ignore! Google here I come :)

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:44, archived)

Hump my stump to a bloody lump
No offence
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:50, archived)

hey you
this was an unprecedented level of help you've had from /talk. i hope you realise that
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:20, archived)

Just need this
www.myabandonware.com/game/cartooners-m7
( Zuowan, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 1:56, archived)

I still reckon I'm not binning properly
I put one binbag out today and all of my neighbours have anything from 3 to 9. Are they generating too much trash, or am I not generating enough?

Alt: Wonder where Frank is. What adventures do you think he and Momo have gotten up to.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:33, archived)

The answer to both these questions involves mountains of shit-strewn refuse piled ceiling-high
with an intricate network of grotty tunnels leading from room to room
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:36, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)

binbags?
I think you are still doing your binning in the 1980s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:36, archived)

great Bruce Springsteen track

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)

Our binmen are cunts, I'm telling you
If your refuse isn't in a large black bag, they don't know what it is, get confused and drive off.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)

do you not have...
umm...

bins?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 19:26, archived)

you are not being an obedient consumer
henchmen! take him to the re-education camp
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:39, archived)

every time next door puts out 6 bags
I imagine what their own personal landfill looks like. Can't be worse looking than his missus though hahahaha!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)

bintastic!
My guess is that Momo is just flying around his living room plopping on his rotting corpse.
( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:41, archived)

Impossible
Frank is too rare to die.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)

me and frank are bessie mates on facebook, but we don't use it, so i have no idea what he is up too, soz

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)

that's a shame
well should you ever go back on there, ask him how he is, will you?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:44, archived)

of course, he does sometimes post music he's done but that's not relevant to my interests

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)

Fair enough
I've been reading about Tupac Shakur. The 'proof' people have that he's still alive is brilliant.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)

have you actually seen his dead body?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:50, archived)

Come on, Tangled
Those photos are fake. Look at the numbers, man!!! The numbers don't lie
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)

Tupac was interested in numerology, particularly the number 7 and its significance
in one of his movies, whenever an 'L' appeared it was shown as the number '7', eg. in menus/shop signs. His final album was called the 7 day theory and his death was exactly 7 months after the release od 'All eyes on me' - the last humous album he made. He died at the age of 25 (2+5=7), after surviving 7 days in hospital and his death was at 4:03 (4+3=7). As for returning in 2014 (2+0+1+4=7), well he will be 43 years old (4+3=7), 18 (8-1=7) years after his 'death' and given that even during his life he was fascinated by the number 7, this seems too weird to be a coincidence.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)

Bingo

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)

Well I'm convinced

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:58, archived)

did he make any albums about any other dips?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)

yeah, I know what they're getting at, but I'm not entirely convinced that 'humous' is a word

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:58, archived)

oh it is, I've definitely had it on pitta bread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:23, archived)

half life 3 confirmed

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:20, archived)

Wow
Confirmed? Or confirmed?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:30, archived)

but all of his music was shit though

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:32, archived)

doesn't change the fact that numbers, when added together, prove he wasn't killed

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:39, archived)

i raided enough to start my upgrade to get hog riders, it takes 5 days to build, the builders look polish justsaying

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:44, archived)

Well that's that game over for a few days while everything upgrades, rubbish

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 17:27, archived)

typical Polaks, get 5 mins into the job and then down tools for the day
oh no, wait, that's English builders.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 18:16, archived)

Not anymore, English are reliable on big projects like cross rail, the eastern lads have caught our bad habits and gone wild,

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)

sounds fine except for the ugly americanism.
alt: fuck him.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)

Alright MONO

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:13, archived)

idgi
is mono one of thems ayn-thai ummerikayuns?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:31, archived)

No, he would bemoan the use of anything that he considered to be an americanism
For example 'movie'. Much eye-rolling would ensue
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)

what a jackass

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)

He's a total jerk

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)

a complete douche

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 16:07, archived)

and a fucking cunt

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 16:14, archived)

Afternoon
bon après-midi, guten nachmittag, buenas tardes
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)

Fuck, Polish doesn't really do "good afternoon"
or good-anything-else really, other than "riddance".
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:21, archived)

nor does french, but that didn't stop him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)

alright
dzien dobry po poludnie, pizdy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:29, archived)

disgusting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:31, archived)

If French was any good I wouldn't have to make it up, would I?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:39, archived)

who're you calling tardes?!
i'll smash you good!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzWbbNO_Ic#t=24s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:33, archived)

Waaah!
*runs for the hills*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)

I'm drinking fanta, imagine that

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:32, archived)

sounds fanta-stic
lol
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:35, archived)

Fantastic
I haven't had a Fanta in years. I think they do other varieties now, don't they? Not just orange, I mean
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)

There are over 90 different flavors worldwide.
In Serbia, Albania, Macedonia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia and some other countries, there is "Fanta Shokata" (a wordplay between "soc" -elderberry in Romanian- and "shock") based on an elderflower blossom extract drink, traditional in Romania (where it is called Socat), Serbia, Macedonia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia and other Balkan countries. In Switzerland and the Netherlands, the blackcurrant is used to produce Fanta as well. Some identical flavors have different names in different markets.^{[citation needed]}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:46, archived)

wow
thanks
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:15, archived)

Dunno I'm old school orange

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)

^ sickrik

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:52, archived)

typical german

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:45, archived)

what's for lunch?
i had a nectarine.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:35, archived)

I had fresh bread with tomatoes and a pair of Alpine speakers

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:36, archived)

Sounds delicious!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:01, archived)

oh hahahaha

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:03, archived)

Cheese & pickle sandwiches
A stone cold classic
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:41, archived)

and that's the bottom line.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)

That's a fruit, not a lunch.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:58, archived)

ym's a fruit AND a lunch.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:03, archived)

dunno what meal your mum was, but she's definitely leftovers.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:17, archived)

Meta lazy post.
 

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:42, archived)

The children's hospital over the road is blasting out film score music
I've got the E.T theme tune so loud the windows are rattling.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:54, archived)

film scores suggestions subthread
Suspiria - Goblin
Berberian Sound System - Broadcast
Small World of Sammy Lee - Kenny Graham
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

JURASSIC PARK, FULL BLAST

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:12, archived)

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, FULL BLAST

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:19, archived)

LION KING, FULL BLAST

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)

NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHIIII BABAAAAAAA

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:42, archived)

Wow, it's like ladysmith black mambazo are in the room!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)

Every now and again I belt that out at home to make the boys jump
They find it hilarious. The wife, less so.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:50, archived)

do you find that is true of a lot of the things you do?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:55, archived)

In almost all cases, yes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:10, archived)

belt that flop my penis
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)

hahah
you bugger
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)

had that
and Keaton-era Batman, and Star Wars
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)

Danny Elfman did the music for the new Avengers movie
Just stating that as a fact
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)

is he really an elf-man?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:45, archived)

mixed heritage, I think they call it

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)

moon - clint mansell
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:19, archived)

that sounds alright, actually
and he's a local lad
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)

it's good for listening to through headphones while walking around at night

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:42, archived)

Now THIS is walking around at night music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAei6YFGlDQ
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)

colours- various

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)

Burn it down?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:15, archived)

what's the point of a posh wank? seriously?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)

Easier to clean up
I would imagine
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:03, archived)

it's not that hard with a non-posh, surely?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:04, archived)

Depends on the volume
I spunk a pint and a half
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

out of that little thing?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)

I know, surprising isn't it
Just goes to show
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)

to keep up with the Joneses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:12, archived)

vinnie? grace? james earl? catherine zeta? aled? griff rhys? jesus? tommy lee? casey?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)

Jupiter "Jupe" Jones

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)

I suspect nobody really does that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)

then you suspect wrong
its the only way in a workplace like this.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:57, archived)

To use up expired condoms?
For people having a toilet break during business meetings who don't want to leave everyone's hands smelling of their cock?
I'm sure there's lots of reasons.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)

Less chafing, I expect.
Hands smelling of latex is normal for medical professionals, I assume?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:03, archived)

i ended up spending my gems and getting my dragons, they take a long time to cook tho, but super powerful

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:36, archived)

i'm now raiding for hog riders

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:40, archived)

sounds like magic the gathering bullshit to me
no offence
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)

Just saink to play on my phone

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)

oh right cool
do you play it while you're fishing?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:19, archived)

Yeah, it's not very quick, things take ages to build

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:22, archived)

I think I played that for a week, then joined a clan, then I realised that the only other people playing were foreign children so I stopped.
Went back to GTA V for a bit yesterday and let my pc for a bit, when I came back some prick had given me 6 million dollars and a gold sports car, all seems a bit pointless now.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:37, archived)

I have a friends clan so it's cool

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 12:41, archived)

morning
I'm playing with Youtube to try and find new music. It's all shit; warbly whiny pseudo-folk rubbish and ambient electronic blippity-bloop.

What new music do you like?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 7:54, archived)

Vader or IPERYT
Or Impaled Nazarene or Dead Skeletons or Blood Stain Child. Bstardolemy too- the Bulgarian Motorhead. Nice bunch of blokes as are Spiritual Ravishment from Romania.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)

I don't listen to much new metal these days
I put some on, get consumed by a wave of nostalgia, then shove Slaughter of the Soul back in the CD player.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:47, archived)

Go with Dead Skeletons- Dead Mantra.
Pretty sure that will tickle you.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)

new(ish) metal that I think is alright
youtu.be/AfjO84q-vA4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:14, archived)

I listen to talk sport, soz

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)

talking about sport is as pointless as dancing about architecture, soz

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)

But is Wayne rooney all that?

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)

Dunno, I think his performance in Shrek 3 was a bit stilted.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:56, archived)

I've found myself tapping along to such shit as Maroon 5, Fallout Boy, and Lawson, of late.
I should probably kill myself. I've also found a renewed appreciation for the work of Feeder.
New stuff I've heard and enjoyed include The Vaccines (bit hit and miss), Courteeners, and First Aid Kit.
All things considered, confining yourself to the comfort of your existing record collection is probably the best choice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:44, archived)

That last line is the most worrying part
I don't want to listen to new songs by old bands; I want to hear the envelope being pushed. Motorpsycho's "Death-defying Unicorn" is a good example; it's a great album, but it's an old band. Why are new bands not doing stuff like that? It all seems to be awful overproduced rehashes of genres that died of chlamydia thirty years ago.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)

all of this post is worrying
I wouldn't take any recommendations from this man
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:55, archived)

Deezer informs me that I am currently "loving" The Soundtrack from Frozen and N.W.A.'s Straight Outta Compton.
I am the person to ask about contemporary music, obviously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:00, archived)

yeah well he looks just like buddy holly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)

Oo-wee-ooh,
He looks just like Buddy Holly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)

and you're mary tyler moore?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)

Alright my love

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)

'ello. you been following the exciting ps4 e3 announcements?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)

Here and there
I'm going to read about them once it's all over
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:37, archived)

Witcher 3 update
Someone shouted 'fuck off' at me as I ran down the street in some town. No time for head removal on this occasion
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:37, archived)

that missed decapitation opportunity is going to haunt you, y'know

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:01, archived)

It's ok, I remember his face

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)

He's got an airplane's joystick protruding through his chest?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)

too soon

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)

Burger King ought to make a char-grilled burger called the Big Bopper Whopper
who wouldn't love some black meat with white bread either side?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)

disgusting
The Richie Valens La Hamba, maybe?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:11, archived)

La Bamburga?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:17, archived)

some kind of Donna kebab or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:29, archived)

^ got the 8 ball rollin

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)

Straight Outta Arendelle.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)

Music is a limited resource.
There's only so many combinations of notes, rhythms, and sounds, and most of them have already been done. Another decade and all we'll have will be re-issues, remixes, mash-ups, and cover versions.

Alternatively, Taylor Swift and Jay-Z are right, and streaming has forced new acts out of the industry. Same reason that all the big cinema releases are remakes, reboots, and sequels. And no new books have been published since the invention of the Kindle.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:56, archived)

Did you watch that Steve Albini talk that was on /links the other day? He argues the other side of this
That streaming and YouTube have revolutionised the record industry, and everyone has an equal chance of being heard now, shared and made popular based on their own merits, without the record company and assorted hangers-on sucking up 99.99% of the income.

What he doesn't really address is how the bands ever get paid if everyone's copying their music and no-one buys it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:34, archived)

If you've got 55 minutes to waste:
b3ta.com/links/1309898
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:35, archived)

Life's too short.
Besides, I'm hopelessly uncreative and have a proper job, so I'll just enjoy the schadenfreude as creative people fail.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:03, archived)

It's a dilemma (saw the link, couldn't stomach an hour of Albini-waffle).
Modern technologies make it phenomenally easy to make music, but the big money comes from playing live gigs. But what sort of muppet pays thirty quid to sit in a dark room watching skinny teens twiddling with synthesizers and button pads?

It's what I hate about modern music; it's flooded by twats who have no ability to sing and no intention of learning an instrument, but they still flood Soundcloud with pained and broken "songs" that are all scratchy, untuned and jarring, and get away with it by calling it "lo-fi". Fuck off back to your coffee shop, you cunt. This is a case in point.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)

He's fucking ace and you are wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:42, archived)

What makes him so great then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:50, archived)

his writing and his performing mainly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)

here, this might make you angry:
www.thewire.co.uk/audio/tracks/listen_70-zebra-finches-playing-guitars
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:55, archived)

Why would that make me angry?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:00, archived)

dunno, seemed like the sort of thing that might bother you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:09, archived)

I've got no problem with musical experimentation, no matter how artsy-fartsy it's trying to be
I'm just annoyed at having to sift through so much tuneless tediously-enunciated bollocks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)

fair enough
I don't think dawson is tuneless, tediously-enunciated bollocks though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:21, archived)

morning grrrry
the problem is that you are a bit old for a lot of new music, unless it is new music made by people of your age.
new music I have enjoyed just this weekend at a festival designed for old people who like new music includes: Richard Dawson, Gazelle Twin, Sex Swing, Holly Herndon, Woven Skull.
perhaps you might like one of them
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:51, archived)

oh and Six Organs of Admittance
despite being around for years, he still makes new and interesting stuff and has been distinctly different every time I have seen him
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)

At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man...ahem...
I've not been moved by a new band for a really long time. As someone has already said, I keep discovering old bands for the first time, so they're new to me, I guess.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)

Exactly
I talk to the young blokes at work and everything sounds overly-synthesized and punctuated with incoherent mumbling black men. Then I speak to the old blokes at work and end up listening to King Crimson.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)

More than anything else, I listen to old blues singers like Lonnie Johnson or Muddy Waters
Occasionally I like a bit of doo wop or 60's surf. Classic rock obviously.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)

It's impossible to be depressed while listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF7jqf0GU4
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)

This sounds like a Sesame Street clip

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)

I'm dedicating the rest of this decade to ploughing through 4AD's back catalogue.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)

there's a label still releasing new and interesting stuff
I loved the Scott Walker/Sunn o))) collaboration
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)

Listened to this recently on Spotify.
It's fucking great.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:47, archived)

i.imgur.com/kE8113h.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:17, archived)

Well exactly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:40, archived)

Some good stuff here:
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:37, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 0:28, archived)

Bit late to the party here
But evening SSG
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 1:27, archived)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 17:50, archived)

yeah

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:01, archived)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:10, archived)

fuck off nonce

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)

Don't forget to shove spanishfly's bins up his cock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 20:18, archived)

Yer Mon, on the rods

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:08, archived)

juicer for me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:10, archived)

Lakes open 24/7, I run a full bar

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:20, archived)

I'm living vicariously through you mongy
Stuck at my desk making websites for gobshites.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:45, archived)

Anyone who wants a website are like people who want guns, Shite, temps dropping here tho, fish are jumping, 3 twenty's today

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:49, archived)

3 twenties is a good day by any standards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:56, archived)

Excellent mate, I've rested the spot since 2 ish, gonna fill it in soon, go 30 tonight

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:59, archived)

Not too sad
And yerself?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)

JAM live discussion subthread:
Paul Merton, Tim Rice, Lisa Tarbuck & Graham Norton, doesn't bode well.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:32, archived)

well that was average...
same time next week then.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:58, archived)

Sound mate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 18:46, archived)

[words]
[amusing anecdote]

[question]?*

*[small print]
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)

i don't know if i should upgrade my research center, my dark barracks for hog riders or my normal barracks for dragons, life is tough

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)

put some more bookshelves around your enchantment table

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)

i haven't got enough dark elixir to unlock that yet

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:58, archived)

i decided to upgrade my research lab, that way i can level up my wizards

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 16:32, archived)

By pretending that the concept of fiction does not exist,
this thread becomes excellent.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 16:34, archived)

To upgrade one's research lab means 'wear a condom'
and levelling up one's wizards means 'having a posh wank'
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)

I got lucky someone raided me just after I'd splashed out my elixir

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 17:18, archived)

Which would get you more attention from that chick with the rack?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:24, archived)

different game, and as i've seen all her nudes i'm done with upton

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:30, archived)

Did her nude pics reveal some hitherto unknown deformity?
*fingers crossed it's Kuato*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:35, archived)

she seems to have no arse, it's all in the tits

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)

mongy likes big butts, and he cannot lie.
Then again, who doesn't?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:43, archived)

budget airlines

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)

*cue series of flirtatious tweets from michael o'leary*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)

lady divide-a-little

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:53, archived)

FUCKING HELL.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:57, archived)

you love it, you slag

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:58, archived)

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 17:27, archived)

go on, click it
you know you want to
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 17:33, archived)

That would be Dame Pick-a-bit, you twat
you know nothing of nobility
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:18, archived)

[Dislike]

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:23, archived)

[jmg's fault]

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:36, archived)

[wubba lubba dub dub]

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)

[WHAPPLE]

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 15:45, archived)

[alright hubbary]

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 23:01, archived)