Funny enough to make me post on /board again
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b3ta.com/board/11171320
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:22, archived)
does make that ice-bucket bollocks rather tame, in perspective
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i don't remember any bollocks being involved
must be different in poland
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must be different in poland
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:45, archived)
getting doused with icy water is daily life in Poland
so the challenge veered towards extreme teabagging
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:48, archived)
so the challenge veered towards extreme teabagging
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:48, archived)
If those furry paedo pricks can't even squeeze lols out of facefucking a dead pig then we're doomed.
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I'm glad the 'jokes are better than technique' has been completely ignored on both counts now
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spent it in my workshop, bashed out some 3-metre-high bookcases
Now I smell of beeswax.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:14, archived)
Now I smell of beeswax.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:14, archived)
dunno about that. Satisfactory, yes. Productive, sure. Pleasant? questionable
sliced my finger open on a fucking tape measure.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:22, archived)
sliced my finger open on a fucking tape measure.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:22, archived)
I was so careful with using my router and chisels and saws and drills
and then drew blood with a fucking tape measure.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:45, archived)
and then drew blood with a fucking tape measure.
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Cheers
There are some 6-foot bookshelves that mount on top of each one, then a 1x2-metre unit on top of both of those. Then I want to add a slidey ladder.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:01, archived)
There are some 6-foot bookshelves that mount on top of each one, then a 1x2-metre unit on top of both of those. Then I want to add a slidey ladder.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:01, archived)
+and then remove the ceiling so I can actually get them in the room
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it's fitting them in the car I'm worried about
I built them a mile away from where I live, and I'm not sure I can take them on the bus.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:12, archived)
I built them a mile away from where I live, and I'm not sure I can take them on the bus.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:12, archived)
Put casters on them and punt them home
Combine furniture moving with all the glamour and romance of Venice
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:13, archived)
Combine furniture moving with all the glamour and romance of Venice
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:13, archived)
well as far as I'm concerned, this just shows what a brilliant idea it is
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Oh, I'm sorry
The song we had on the card was Jungle Love by Morris Day & The Time. Thanks for playing, you've been a great sport
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:12, archived)
The song we had on the card was Jungle Love by Morris Day & The Time. Thanks for playing, you've been a great sport
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:12, archived)
Tweeted by the great political commentator @GarethBale22 late last night
@David_Cameron mate you fucked a pig
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:56, archived)
@David_Cameron mate you fucked a pig
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:56, archived)
has there been any word back from timmy mallett yet about him joining /talk?
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:58, archived)
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Twitter is really enjoying itself, this morning.
I particularly liked the story about Cameron leaving millions of (potential) children inside the Hogshead.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:17, archived)
I particularly liked the story about Cameron leaving millions of (potential) children inside the Hogshead.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:17, archived)
oh dear
So what do you think will become of this? If he says it's a lie, people won't believe him. If he admits it, he's finished, right? Or could he survive this, citing the case of The People VS #Ladbantz?
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So what do you think will become of this? If he says it's a lie, people won't believe him. If he admits it, he's finished, right? Or could he survive this, citing the case of The People VS #Ladbantz?
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If he tweets something like "yeah I fucked a pig, so what #toplad" then he'll survive unscathed
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He might even win a few more votes
I like Dave coz he's honest, innit. He fucked a pig and came out and said "Yeah? So facking wot?" I fink he's rated.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:29, archived)
I like Dave coz he's honest, innit. He fucked a pig and came out and said "Yeah? So facking wot?" I fink he's rated.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:29, archived)
The real story is when he found out about Ashcroft non dom status, but nobody cares about that massive lie it seems
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People are never going to find the tax system as interesting as finding out who has put their willy in a pig.
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You lost me to begin with, but you piqued my interest with 'willy in a pig'
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Well if I was going to cover up something bad I'd done
I'd definitely leak a pig head fucking story
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:27, archived)
I'd definitely leak a pig head fucking story
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:27, archived)
that will be treated with derision and as a lie from a bitter man who spent 8 million on the party thinking he would get a senior post, then everything else in the book will be considered a bitter fantasy, so cameron will win in the end
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That sounds about right.
I loathed David Cameron before this story broke, I don't think any less of him now.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:39, archived)
I loathed David Cameron before this story broke, I don't think any less of him now.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:39, archived)
I can't imagine him owning up to it.
I doubt there's any photos, so it just remains to see whether he has the brass neck to sue for libel.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:31, archived)
I doubt there's any photos, so it just remains to see whether he has the brass neck to sue for libel.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:31, archived)
Does Jackie Collins go in the green bin or does she go in the bag with the plastic.
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This is the only time I have ever found Jackie Collins sexually attractive
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actually to be fair,
one time i thumbed through a few trashy novels from the bookshelf of a cafe, and out of all of them (including Dan Brown) she was the best writer. By which i mean, she was capable of using words properly and of writing grammatical sentences.
( , Sun 20 Sep 2015, 18:19, archived)
one time i thumbed through a few trashy novels from the bookshelf of a cafe, and out of all of them (including Dan Brown) she was the best writer. By which i mean, she was capable of using words properly and of writing grammatical sentences.
( , Sun 20 Sep 2015, 18:19, archived)
this one time in book club, I stuck no actually I'm not gonna finish that
( , Sun 20 Sep 2015, 18:33, archived)
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K just watching some stupid boring french period drama my wife insisted on and then suddenly they've all got their waps out.
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What for?
He's not *really* a paedophile, we just say he is for the sake of giggles and bants.
Haven't you got some dolphins you should be whippering somewhere?
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 19:52, archived)
He's not *really* a paedophile, we just say he is for the sake of giggles and bants.
Haven't you got some dolphins you should be whippering somewhere?
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 19:52, archived)
Which desperate yet unpopular regular are you again? One of the wakki needy ones obvs. But you all bland into one.
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I like the use of bland, I know a fella called Phil bland, what a name
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 21:28, archived)
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I'm in some back street boozer now, bevedere, there's a horse outside, lol
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I got a jug of long island in the spoons, it came out of a box, I told them to bin it
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do they still do three bottles of corona for a fiver?
I used to snap that shit right up
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 18:03, archived)
I used to snap that shit right up
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 18:03, archived)
I guess it is.
I don't know why I'm here. I'm dozing watching the rugby and waiting for a man to tidy my garden.
But hello.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
I don't know why I'm here. I'm dozing watching the rugby and waiting for a man to tidy my garden.
But hello.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
I'm drinking beer in the garden pretending I'm clearing up.
Don't tell.
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Don't tell.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:52, archived)
*pulls pretend zip across lips*
*attaches pretend padlock*
*locks pretend padlock*
*throws pretend key away*
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:55, archived)
*attaches pretend padlock*
*locks pretend padlock*
*throws pretend key away*
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 15:55, archived)
Morning, fod.
There's a squirrel sitting on my pizza oven like he owns the place. Prick.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 8:24, archived)
There's a squirrel sitting on my pizza oven like he owns the place. Prick.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 8:24, archived)
Morning. I've decided I want a monitor for my birthday. Anyone got any suggestions? I think I want a 27 inch 1440p IPS screen.
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Cumulonimbus never solved any crimes.
Didn't commit any either so there is that.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 0:29, archived)
Didn't commit any either so there is that.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2015, 0:29, archived)
Jam sandwiches.
What weird food did you used to get given when you were a kid that you wouldn't even think of eating now?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:29, archived)
What weird food did you used to get given when you were a kid that you wouldn't even think of eating now?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:29, archived)
i don't think i've ever had semolina,
i have vague recollection of them serving it at primary school but i don't remember actually eating it.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:41, archived)
i have vague recollection of them serving it at primary school but i don't remember actually eating it.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:41, archived)
i actually voluntarily had fish fingers as an adult a few years ago,
i had them as a starter, served with Tartare sauce on a bed of lettuce. it wasn't bad, gave a kind of illusion of sophistication.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:40, archived)
i had them as a starter, served with Tartare sauce on a bed of lettuce. it wasn't bad, gave a kind of illusion of sophistication.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:40, archived)
meat
I mean, can you imagine it? putting gradually decaying pieces of an animal's corpse in your mouth. ugh
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:38, archived)
I mean, can you imagine it? putting gradually decaying pieces of an animal's corpse in your mouth. ugh
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:38, archived)
There won't be a lie-in for Grrrmachine this weekend,
The greatest gift he'll get tomorrow is work
And no one cares a bit
'cos he's a grumpy shit
Does he know it's weekend time at all?
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The greatest gift he'll get tomorrow is work
And no one cares a bit
'cos he's a grumpy shit
Does he know it's weekend time at all?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:13, archived)
not really
I'd rather be working than drinking and drugging myself to oblivion to escape the mundanity of my existence.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:20, archived)
I'd rather be working than drinking and drugging myself to oblivion to escape the mundanity of my existence.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:20, archived)
you know what,
i half agree with you here. i mean i love getting completely rat-arsed now and again, but not every weekend and not because i hate the rest of the week.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:34, archived)
i half agree with you here. i mean i love getting completely rat-arsed now and again, but not every weekend and not because i hate the rest of the week.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:34, archived)
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I'm gonna drink like it's any other weekend
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:47, archived)
I'm gonna drink like it's any other weekend
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:47, archived)
Turns out I'm off to Twickenham
may drink slightly more than any other weekend
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 20:02, archived)
may drink slightly more than any other weekend
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 20:02, archived)
my sweetest m
i fully agree, only there for the booze, and because i miss you obv
always
b xx
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:05, archived)
i fully agree, only there for the booze, and because i miss you obv
always
b xx
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:05, archived)
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:52, archived)
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
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ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QKB6PAVWL._AC_UL320_SR242,320_.jpg
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:00, archived)
All orifices would be featured on the face for ease of access like they do with some PCs now.
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I'd like my poo and wee holes to work like Spiderman's web slinging technique
so that I could just point at a toilet and defecate into it, rather than sitting down.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:58, archived)
so that I could just point at a toilet and defecate into it, rather than sitting down.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:58, archived)
It should be possible to do this anyway, with practice and sufficient pressure.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
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Six or eight teats like a pig.
And replaceable heads like worzel gummidge.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:49, archived)
And replaceable heads like worzel gummidge.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:49, archived)
Eyes on the back of me head so I can see where I'm wenting from as well as where I'm coming against.
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aw you're so sweet, this is like a modern version of "they broke the mould..."
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I'm going to keep him on a shelf for 18 months for a 'project' then give up and cannibalize him for switches and cables.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:57, archived)
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make them all sterile and solve world hunger in a single generation
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:55, archived)
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By my reckoning we're already Human 3.2
Suppose that means we'll be Human 95 next. Human 8 will no doubt be an extinction event.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
Suppose that means we'll be Human 95 next. Human 8 will no doubt be an extinction event.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
bigger prefrontal lobes, smaller adrenal glands, separate holes for breathing and swallowing.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
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i'd keep the willies and vaginas and anuses where they are though
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:05, archived)
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seriously though i hope you catch fire while driving through a tunnel
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:19, archived)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:19, archived)
5/7 for me, got the plane and the cameron one wrong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34278990
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:58, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34278990
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:58, archived)
no it wouldn't
we would just become a smaller and more refined population of human beings
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
we would just become a smaller and more refined population of human beings
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
I don't understand the point of the Elton John "prank".
Surely the target of any prank there should have been Putin.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:06, archived)
Surely the target of any prank there should have been Putin.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:06, archived)
I'm not sure it's wise to prank a bare-chested judo fighter who confuses After Eights with polonium.
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As opposed to a fat self-important old poof
Who gave himself the middle name 'Hercules'
I see where you are coming from on this.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:28, archived)
Who gave himself the middle name 'Hercules'
I see where you are coming from on this.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:28, archived)
People briefly thought Putin was turning pro-gay.
I imagine he was pretty pissed off, what with him being a terrible homophone. Elton John comes out looking pretty good, Putin's reputation is tarnished.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
I imagine he was pretty pissed off, what with him being a terrible homophone. Elton John comes out looking pretty good, Putin's reputation is tarnished.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
It's another way of saying "my phone doesn't want to type any word it's deemed to be a bit rude".
Which is nice.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:14, archived)
Which is nice.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:14, archived)
a poo-tin, used when serving faeces to guests alongside their tea.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:15, archived)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:15, archived)
Where does the Russian premier keep his faeces?
In a poo-tin!
If that isn't on that dreadful joke website that we've been quoting, this week, I'll eat my hat.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:20, archived)
In a poo-tin!
If that isn't on that dreadful joke website that we've been quoting, this week, I'll eat my hat.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:20, archived)
The only hat I own at present is a leather bush hat.
It'd take an awfully long time to eat it all.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:24, archived)
It'd take an awfully long time to eat it all.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:24, archived)
Probably more nutritious than most hats.
Boil it for a couple of hours and you're good to go.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:25, archived)
Boil it for a couple of hours and you're good to go.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:25, archived)
Well, their Russian Jones section doesn't mention poo-tins.
It does have this joke, though, which couldn't be any worse if it tried:
Once there was a man that came from Russia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?" The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me." The police said "Why did you kill him?" And the man said "He stole my dolly." The police man said "What did you kill him with?" The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death. The police man said "any last words?" And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:34, archived)
It does have this joke, though, which couldn't be any worse if it tried:
Once there was a man that came from Russia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?" The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me." The police said "Why did you kill him?" And the man said "He stole my dolly." The police man said "What did you kill him with?" The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death. The police man said "any last words?" And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:34, archived)
This is like something made up by a six-year-old who isn't even any good at jokes by the general standards of six-year-olds.
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There are some great ones on the Bad Kid Jokes tumblr, however:
badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/127858693914/bums
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:47, archived)
badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/127858693914/bums
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:47, archived)
I am a fruity queermo who wants psychochomp to dribble his dweeb seed in my face.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:43, archived)
It's not, but this is:
Q: Why did Pope Benedict XVI, who was once part of the Nazi Youth, condemn Israel for attacking Hezbollah? A: Because the Middle East problem needs to be solved and when Jews defend themselves, it takes longer to find a final solution!
source: www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/popebenedictxvijokes.html
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Q: Why did Pope Benedict XVI, who was once part of the Nazi Youth, condemn Israel for attacking Hezbollah? A: Because the Middle East problem needs to be solved and when Jews defend themselves, it takes longer to find a final solution!
source: www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/popebenedictxvijokes.html
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I like how the joke is explained during the telling.
As if it were aimed at idiots.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, archived)
As if it were aimed at idiots.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, archived)
In Quebecois French
It's a dish made of chips with thick gravy and cheese curds on top- and sometimes smoked meat.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:33, archived)
It's a dish made of chips with thick gravy and cheese curds on top- and sometimes smoked meat.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:33, archived)
The only thing worse than being French
is aspiring to be French.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:36, archived)
is aspiring to be French.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:36, archived)
It's a three hour flight east of here
So I don't really have many dealings with Quebecois- apart from a hungover biker in a tattoo shop who was quite amusing and was the first Canadian I heard swear properly.
That whole business about Canadians being polite? It's bullshit. Canadians are polite to people visiting Canada, but when you live here and are away from the tourist areas- this is what Canadians are like.
Regarding that clip I sent it to my wife's first husband (I guess in that respect Canadians are quite polite) and asked him if it sounded like anyone he knows. It does. His father. Except I think this is from out east.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:12, archived)
So I don't really have many dealings with Quebecois- apart from a hungover biker in a tattoo shop who was quite amusing and was the first Canadian I heard swear properly.
That whole business about Canadians being polite? It's bullshit. Canadians are polite to people visiting Canada, but when you live here and are away from the tourist areas- this is what Canadians are like.
Regarding that clip I sent it to my wife's first husband (I guess in that respect Canadians are quite polite) and asked him if it sounded like anyone he knows. It does. His father. Except I think this is from out east.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:12, archived)
"I found this clip of a Canadian. You're Canadian, maybe you know him?"
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They seemed genuinely baffled when I said it was fucking horrible.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:37, archived)
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Montreal smoked meat is good
Poutine less so. It's basically cheesy chips with gravy.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:18, archived)
Poutine less so. It's basically cheesy chips with gravy.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:18, archived)
So scones go well with jam and cream
What other combinations go well together?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:16, archived)
What other combinations go well together?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:16, archived)
Fanny broke open the crumbly crust and Willie slipped an easy pink into the top pocket.
AND I'M DONE
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:28, archived)
AND I'M DONE
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:28, archived)
Cakes and ale.
Hash cakes and fucking.
Amphetamines and fighting.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:22, archived)
Hash cakes and fucking.
Amphetamines and fighting.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:22, archived)
for such a pretentious snob, you do lead a particularly low-brow life
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
I'm literally the least pretentious person on the internet.
Whizz and cider is definitely better than cocaine and champagne. I'm just lucky to be rich enough and common enough to have done both.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:30, archived)
Whizz and cider is definitely better than cocaine and champagne. I'm just lucky to be rich enough and common enough to have done both.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:30, archived)
"I've been rich, and I've been poor, and I know which one I prefer,"
my Granddad once said, shortly before burning to death in his room at a London club, leaving my Grandmother and her five daughters utterly destitute from the crippling debts they'd inherited. He was such a card, my gramps.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:32, archived)
my Granddad once said, shortly before burning to death in his room at a London club, leaving my Grandmother and her five daughters utterly destitute from the crippling debts they'd inherited. He was such a card, my gramps.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:32, archived)
Drove a Bentley, was mates with Stirling Moss, had Roger Moore for tea,
lost his thumb to an electric saw so had a toe sewn on to compensate. Not all on the same day, obvs.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:37, archived)
lost his thumb to an electric saw so had a toe sewn on to compensate. Not all on the same day, obvs.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:37, archived)
yeah, cos Thanet didn't have any good second-hand shops in those days
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:43, archived)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:43, archived)
*bums*
Dunno about "aces" and you can hardly pin "norks" on this forum.
To be clear, I don't know what *glomps* means, I just fancied a change from *bums*, but you've forced my hand.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
Dunno about "aces" and you can hardly pin "norks" on this forum.
To be clear, I don't know what *glomps* means, I just fancied a change from *bums*, but you've forced my hand.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
i wish someone would pin norks on this forum
it'd make it easier to wank to
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:04, archived)
it'd make it easier to wank to
( , Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:04, archived)
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