juicer time anyway

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:23, archived)

I 'ardly know 'er, oh ahahahaha.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:42, archived)

I'm wearing new socks and trolleys today

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:23, archived)

I mean new socks and new trolleys, I wouldn't have mentioned if I was just wearing trolleys, I wear trolleys pretty much every day

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:26, archived)

I don't

( mongychops, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:27, archived)

well it's christmas soon, maybe father christmas will bring some clothes for you

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:28, archived)

I want a bmx

( mongychops, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:22, archived)

my fucking phone's broken, the scrolly round thing bit doesn't scrolly around, better buy a new one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:33, archived)

I don't care, soz

( mongychops, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:37, archived)

well where do you expect to get with that attitude

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)

You sure it's the technology and not your stubby spastic fingers?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:40, archived)

well, yeah, sure as I can be

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:11, archived)

maybe find someone who doesn't have stubby spastic fingers to help.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:24, archived)

I wear new socks practically every day.
Living the sock dream.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:34, archived)

I think I had a dream about Tilda Swinton last night
I'm not gay though, I properly fancy women really
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:44, archived)

great

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:07, archived)

I'm still waiting for them to make a sequel to Johnny Mnemonic

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:36, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 8:10, archived)

I got out of bed by mistake.
:(
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:15, archived)

bed the womb
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:38, archived)

I only left because my twin brother kept farting.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:41, archived)

Oh man, womb-guffs are the worst.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:45, archived)

She kept a few trapped up there to mature for our 21st birthday.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 12:35, archived)

And me. But I've put the 90's nevica ski suit I bought when I was pissed on so it feels like I'm in a sleeping bag.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 12:22, archived)

Bringing sexy back.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:13, archived)

It could do with a flap in the back so I can do a dirt without taking it off.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 14:00, archived)

Just relax and mcbeef.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:06, archived)

Frankie's just phoning it in these days.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)

breasts

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:26, archived)

morning

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

I'm still confused as to how taking a shower best showcases your anus

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)

if it's a lie, we're probably better off not knowing the truth.

( Zuowan, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 10:33, archived)

bent down to scrub my ankles

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:18, archived)

like that
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:34, archived)

fuck that

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:57, archived)

bump

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 10:28, archived)

yeah sorry, I was busy plastering

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7873427
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:35, archived)

learned it from Phil McAvity

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:37, archived)

^keeping up with the Joneses

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:46, archived)

I'd be very surprised if there were any Joneses in this country

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:49, archived)

JonesNovak
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 12:09, archived)

Just in time. Morning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 Dec 2015, 11:52, archived)

Still? Fuck that shit

( mongychops, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 14:20, archived)

Watching The Maltese Falcon.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 14:22, archived)

I prefer Revels.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:06, archived)

what's the best cupasoup

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:25, archived)

Lobster bisque with cognac

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:28, archived)

I need to start buying my cupasoups at Waitrose

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:34, archived)

Not really
you just make a lobster bisque with a little cognac and pour it into a cup. Or go to a small and unpretentious auberge in St Vaast where they do it as an everyday lunch dish.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:39, archived)

didn't understand any of that post, soz

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:39, archived)

Soz
I'll keep it toned down in future.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:43, archived)

cheers, appreciate it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:45, archived)

excellent brian clough satire here

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:57, archived)

pffft

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:06, archived)

haha, he is up his own arse though isn't he really

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)

lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 22:27, archived)

I don't like lobster.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:14, archived)

The yellow pot noodle one

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:42, archived)

I like the chicken one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:45, archived)

The one with lumps in it.

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:49, archived)

no, those are shit you idiot

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)

What, the lumps?
I must start buying my cupasoups from Aldi.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:12, archived)

oh hahaha

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:52, archived)

The one flavoured with loneliness and failure.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:07, archived)

Bombay Bumboy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:18, archived)

well this is nice isn't it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:05, archived)

dunno just got up

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:24, archived)

I bought some trolleys and socks and a potato and meat pie

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:26, archived)

Think I'll order a curry and go back to bed

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)

you'll miss out on all the b3ta fun!

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:28, archived)

I'll do some gak then

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:45, archived)

that's three items by the way
I mean I didn't buy one potato and one meat pie, it was a pie containing both potato and meat, just thought I should clear that up
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:28, archived)

I'm not northern so I needed this, never had potatoes in a pie

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:44, archived)

Potatoes go on the outside of pies
unless you're poor or Cornish.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:28, archived)

I am poor but I don't think I'm Cornish

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:39, archived)

Good thing too (not being Cornish that is)
Keeping 2 points off L**DS was good today.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:50, archived)

losing three points at fucking Bournemouth, what's that about eh

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:57, archived)

I thought you we're city

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:00, archived)

typical Millwall fan

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:39, archived)

Ha
the overturning of overweening entitlement. Bournemouth won because they were better.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:09, archived)

Yeah, I struggle to understand my team at the moment, dunno what this Belgium bloke wants

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:00, archived)

Hey

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:42, archived)

wales are in the same group as england, russia and slovakia

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:16, archived)

I like the group, looks tasty

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:28, archived)

hey it's ok, I'm back now

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:34, archived)

have a saturday

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:44, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:46, archived)

I have never read the FAQ
and I'm not planning to
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:59, archived)

right then, I'm off out

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:28, archived)

thank you for your cooperation

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:36, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 8:37, archived)

fannies

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 9:10, archived)

thought it was supposed to be bottoms today

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)

I said it might be bottoms
keeping you on your toes, I'd hate to get predictable, post the same thing all the time
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:02, archived)

why do you have to play such devious mind games

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:08, archived)

I've got a new coffee table

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)

I wish you'd told us sooner.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)

wake up you shits

( Zuowan, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 8:10, archived)

I'm awake, I've just got home, getting to old for this shit

( mongychops, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 8:21, archived)

I rate that last thread a B- or even a C
let's all just go to bed and try harder tomorrow, everyone try to think of really interesting things to chat about, we'll soon make b3ta great and funny and popular again with just a little effort!
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:18, archived)

Sounds shit

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:21, archived)

i no rite soz m8 lol

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:44, archived)

hey it's Friday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:26, archived)

No one posts on a Saturday you idiot

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:30, archived)

Bit Jewish...

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:35, archived)

CREATE RAP MUSIC COS I NEVER DUG DISCO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:38, archived)

Evening

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 19:29, archived)

Yer

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 19:59, archived)

Yer?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:20, archived)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:00, archived)

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? You filthy filthy girl.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:02, archived)

I've got a kebab and some beer and some rum and I am not wearing any trousers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:07, archived)

baby I'm hard xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)

you mcbeefed? aww man bad luck :(

( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:24, archived)

I'm stuffed full of Indian.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:41, archived)

You sexy cunt.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)

hi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:09, archived)

Hi m8

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:20, archived)

I've got a new coffee table

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:35, archived)

glass topped?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:38, archived)

That's cool

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:42, archived)

I got a brand new coffee table on which I can serve coffee
Come to think of it, maybe I
Could sometimes stand my tea
I got twenty ideas for what it means for me
Now I got a brand new coffee table on which I can serve coffee
( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 20:53, archived)

Sorry if I'm offline for a bit guys
Gogglebox is on
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:05, archived)

wake up

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:16, archived)

Alright monomonomono

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:19, archived)

yeah

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:21, archived)

Not more RATM?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:20, archived)

prick

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:21, archived)

reminds me more of SOAD

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:25, archived)

boo radleys innit ?

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:28, archived)

BOO!
But, no, that's not what I was thinking of.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)

i.imgur.com/5yMQwv7.gif
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:25, archived)

lol

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:26, archived)

I've had a great day today TH!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:35, archived)

SCORE!
What's been good about it?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:36, archived)

I'm guessing my posts

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)

Nothing really. I was lying. I was at work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:44, archived)

:(
Every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby jesus cry
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:45, archived)

Good. He's a prick. Look at all the cancer he hasn't cured.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:46, archived)

MIRACLES, MY FAT ARSE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:46, archived)

I'm home alone tonight, lady pig is off to a christmas thing.
Might drink alone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)

Same, same and same
Well, once the kids are in bed, obvs
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:51, archived)

Well, I will have to walk the dogs and pick up their shit off the floor.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

Dogs have got it made
I wish I could shit on the floor and have someone pick it up after me
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:55, archived)

Godby can help.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)

I bet there's some weirdo out there that would pay you to pretend to be a dog for him.
You might have to let him bum you though. Dogs don't normally get bummed though. At least, I don't bum mine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)

Disgusting

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

I bet you're frantically typing out an advert on some BDSM forum

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:04, archived)

he should gaz psychochomp, he knows about that kind of thing

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:06, archived)

A mod like you shouldn't be getting involved in a potential law suit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:08, archived)

law gimp
( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:13, archived)

I know a furry whose friend liked to be led around on a leash.
No idea if he was house trained or not.
As I've no doubt mentioned before, he ate from a bowl on the floor.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:07, archived)

It's you isn't it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:08, archived)

"asking for a friend"

( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:28, archived)

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)

this preamp's pretty fucking good

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:37, archived)

How does it compare to a coffee table?
Would Lucy Worsley be impressed?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:44, archived)

Imagine resting your coffee cup on Lucy Worsley
maybe a couple of magazines, your remote controls.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:45, archived)

You know she's a human being.
I might tweet her this thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:47, archived)

I've been nothing but complimentary about her
It's Frank who has an unhealthy sexual obsession. He wants to do really vile things to her body. Even I felt sick...and I'm a fucking pervert!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)

I'm not saying I wouldn't throw one up it, I'd just be thoroughly ashamed of myself afterwards

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:50, archived)

Think of it as an advanced wank

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:51, archived)

Lucy would get a proper wide on for it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)

Her fanny looks like a sideboard with the doors hanging off the hinges.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:50, archived)

well that's not a very nice thing to say about her is it now

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)

It's got a lovely patina from decades of careful use.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

a sideboard with the doors hanging off the hinges. fire damaged bunting
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

fire damaged bunting a burst haggis
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)

I missed which preamp you bought.
I'd be interested to know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:46, archived)

Mesa Boogie Formula innit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)

Fuck off Jar Jar.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:51, archived)

I've not heard great things about them, but people on music forums are normally wankers who know nothing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)

[link to £60 quantum tunneling fuses]

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:54, archived)

They're the worst
I actually can't pick my worst experience...searching for any kind of guitar related advice is just fucking impossible
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:55, archived)

Yeah, I just go down to the music shop and play with stuff until I find what I like, realise I can't afford any of it and then go home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)

I do that then realise I can afford it then buy it online cheaper

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:57, archived)

Well, I can afford some stuff.
Anyway from what I've heard you've bought a sort of shitty fuzzbox
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)

well then maybe I'll modify it, A-Team van stylee

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:01, archived)

Maybe you should just buy a better preamp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)

I've got a better one
the current one's an old ACT MIDI valve preamp, I just fancied having a spare

but the boogie is pretty fucking good if you ask me
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:04, archived)

Fair enough, I'll take your word over musicmagic.com forums

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:05, archived)

well
you will probably find that musicians' forums tend to be populated by people who rate amplifiers by the single parameter of HOW DISTORTED DOES IT GO

it's got a good clean sound and a good overdrive sound, I don't give a shit about the rest
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:08, archived)

Alright, calm down.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)

It's the best way to do it
Pedals are a difficult one though. Unless you run YOUR guitar through it, into YOUR amp there's a strong chance the pedal won't sound the same when you get it home. IT'S A MINEFIELD, WINDY
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:57, archived)

Ah, we've got a good music shop that usually has my amp and bass on stock and let me try stuff out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

Fair enough
If you get the chance, got to Andertons in Guildford. Massive range and they'll let you play anything.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)

Oh
Well...ok, I guess.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)

Guildford. Come on.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:12, archived)

yeah but
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Guildford_MMB_03_University_of_Surrey.jpg

Notable residents
Main category: People from Guildford
Literature
Guildford has been the home of several notable writers. Lewis Carroll, author of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, had a house in Guildford and is buried in the Mount Cemetery.
Edward Carpenter, the socialist poet and homosexuality equality activist, moved to the town after the First World War and lived there until his death in 1929 and is buried in the same hillside cemetery. Other authors from the town include Gerald Seymour, writer of Harry's Game and New York Times film critic Mordaunt Hall. Author and charactacurist P. G. Wodehouse was born prematurely in Guildford in 1881 while his mother was visiting the town. Novelist Kazuo Ishiguro was a resident. Piers Morgan, journalist and TV biographical interviewer was born in Guildford.
( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:24, archived)

what's a charactacurist??

( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:25, archived)

Oh, the town centre is a shit hole
I only ever go there for Andertons.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:54, archived)

music
( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

Et tu, vladus

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)

I am proud to be a wanker who knows nothing

( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:06, archived)

tomclarkblog.blogspot.gr/2010/04/philip-larkin-winter-palace.html
( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)

I don't even know who you are

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)

whoah you win

( vladimir, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:14, archived)

I still choose to believe you're buying Star Wars merchandise.
You probably look like Figrin D'an, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1354117
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)

My kids were disappointed that I couldn't name the little round robot from the new film.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

I think I'm going to sell my H&K tubemeister
It was a bit of an impulse buy and I hardly ever use it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)

yeah, not sure if I made it clear but this subthread is about my Mesa Boogie preamp, not your H&K Tubemeister, soz if I didn't make that clear

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:51, archived)

JESUS CHRIST
You try to engage in a conversation and you just get shot down. Fuck this place, I'm leaving forever.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)

oh
ok then
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

YES!!

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)

this place will fall apart without me, you'll see
YOU'LL ALL SEE
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)

Bye then!

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:57, archived)

I'm leaving immediately after this thread

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)

we've forgotten you already, just saying

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

you fucking prick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)

bollocks, it'll all turn right round when manolith gives me my old account back

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:57, archived)

I've told you, he's giving it away as part of a Yuletide Bonanza

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)

Heckler & Koch?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:55, archived)

Heckler and/or Koch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)

I sold my old H&K, kind of regret it now, but it was an awful old piece of crap that sounded quite cool.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:02, archived)

I had a H&K Attax 40 about a million years ago
It was head and shoulders above the Marshall MG that replaced it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 17:54, archived)

And people moan about my watch chat, this forum is bent

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 18:39, archived)

I don't wanna.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)

You'll do as you're told, young man.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:43, archived)

I've eaten all the greasy food and I still feel rough.
Might have to hit the lager.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)

Useless.
The sooner your parents cut you off, the better.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:57, archived)

hang on a second
we're not done with step ladders yet
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:11, archived)

My favourite step ladder is my 5 tread fiberglass ones

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)

inb4 not a very good thread

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:15, archived)

better than a coffee table I bet

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:16, archived)

stop trying to whip up hatred in this most tolerant of communities

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:17, archived)

posh get

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:35, archived)

Lucy had the final word

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)

Lucy is an airbrained mongoloid with a face like a floppy disk drive

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:18, archived)

^stung by her rejection

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)

^ suckered in by her lies and deceit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:21, archived)

suckered in by her eyes and feet more like
*shrugs*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:36, archived)

I'd stick my storage device in her slot.
Eh, lads?!
Lads?
Oh...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:22, archived)

YOUR DICK WAS NOT EJECTED PROPERLY. MAC OS X CANNOT REPAIR YOUR DICK.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)

lol

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:55, archived)

I've got two stepladders

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:17, archived)

does anyone want to see my other stepladder?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:18, archived)

no

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:18, archived)

sure thing, here you go
imgur.com/a/V7VEA
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:21, archived)

can't make me click it can you

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:26, archived)

we both know you already have

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:27, archived)

The fuck has somebody done to your walls?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:40, archived)

REDROOM, REDROOM!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:42, archived)

doodled shit at the bottom

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:45, archived)

Definite psychopath bedroom.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:53, archived)

I said it used to be a brothel
the mental previous owners stenciled african "art" along the skirting in the hall, stairs and landing, and painted the whole area blood red. I haven't got the willpower to paint over it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:40, archived)

still not as good as one coffee table

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:18, archived)

yeah, but I've lost count of my coffee tables

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)

and more to the point
no one gives a fuck about coffee tables
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:38, archived)

I've got my feet up on a coffee table right now.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:41, archived)

Oaf.
That's what the pouffe is for.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:44, archived)

He's in a stable relationship.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:54, archived)

^Bit anti gay that

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)

I've got nothing against the gays.
Other than my penis.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)

I had three, for a while.
Back to two now, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:24, archived)

yeah, more than two stepladders is just gauche really

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:28, archived)

i have lots from previous employers, same as tools, basically i steal them

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:46, archived)

It's the only way they'll learn.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:54, archived)

I like yellow ladders

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:43, archived)

I wonder what the next question of the week will be
I hope it's one of mine
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)

Well it won't be mine
I'm a victim of a cruel campaign of segregation and bullying
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:06, archived)

You should ask modolith to duff them up at playtime.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:08, archived)

it was him what was doing the bullying :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:14, archived)

nick his asthma inhaler
he's powerless without it
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:33, archived)

although why anyone would want to inhale asthma is beyond me hahahahahaha try the veal

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:38, archived)

haha
Someone said to me that they were doing a pub quiz for cancer. I said that's a terrible prize, whatever happened to the meat raffle hahahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:40, archived)

hahahahaa I don't get it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:43, archived)

hahaha the joke is that I was pretending that I thought that cancer was the prize for winning the quiz when in fact the proceeds raised from the quiz went towards a cancer charity hahahaha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:44, archived)

christ

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:47, archived)

you could learn something from me, you know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:50, archived)

I don't think we've discussed my coffee table and preamp and telecaster enough yet

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:52, archived)

i.imgur.com/oFfolaI.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)

i.imgur.com/Qye30xQ.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:00, archived)

Dickhead.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:02, archived)

bit uncharitable m8

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:05, archived)

i.imgur.com/YTYCE37.gifv
( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:05, archived)

I don't see how this relates to any of the material posessions I wanted to talk about

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:11, archived)

6 OUT OF 7... Yesssss
Www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35050716
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)

course you did m8
chinny-recon
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:24, archived)

hurry up and get this thread out of the way so I can post a better one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:29, archived)

I'm done

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:38, archived)

Afternoon The Gay
How are you today? Buggered any fit chavs recently?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)

Im in a perfectly healthy relationship, thanks for your concern.
Still leering at teenagers and masturbating in bushes?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:00, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're not trapped in monogamy for too long.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:35, archived)

4

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:41, archived)

got a string of 5 right, bookended by two failures

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:43, archived)

I imagine Jay's been bookended by failures once or twice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:51, archived)

clicking this

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:53, archived)

That was ONCE and they promised not to tell :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:01, archived)

I'm not talking that stupid quiz.
Let's just assume I scored fewer than 4.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:55, archived)

'fewer'

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:59, archived)

'MOAR'

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 14:23, archived)

hey. my coffee table's just been delivered too, can today get any better, I think not

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:15, archived)

was your house empty before all this?

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:19, archived)

well no, I didn't want to bore everyone by telling you all when I had old stuff taken to the tip

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:22, archived)

what made you think we didn't want to know?

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:24, archived)

woman's instinct

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

going to the tip is way more interesting than coffee table chat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:29, archived)

frank is clearly the worst member of this forum

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:35, archived)

clicking this

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:40, archived)

HOLY SHIT THE TELECASTER BODY IS HERE NOW

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:05, archived)

so that's two fat lumpen bodies in your lounge now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:08, archived)

bizarrely, he's packed it using two childrens' socks depicting some Marvel comics superhero
so that's an unexpected christmas bonus
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)

I imagine everyone would like to see a photo of the socks, gimme a minute

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)

check it out
i.imgur.com/m6HO1UX.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:12, archived)

but it clearly says DC Comics there, not Marvel

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:16, archived)

OH YOU FUCKING SPOD

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:16, archived)

^ intimidated by the literate

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:24, archived)

49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vg3cSfg81rzl82po1_r1_500.gif
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:25, archived)

I haven't had a good spod up for ages it feels like

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:27, archived)

thought you were all about the spomb

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)

I'll put my spod up you.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)

This isn't as exciting as your Jar Jar Guitar.
Do you own any other vaguely racist musical instruments?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:23, archived)

fuzzy-wuzzy distortion pedal

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:24, archived)

all of his plectrums are illegally imported S-picks

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

and his brass trumpet is pretty honky

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

the relentless banging of his coon drums has lowered his neighbours property values

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:40, archived)

they were pretty expensive though
they're Gringo Starr signature editions
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:42, archived)

RickenCracker?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)

with hun-buckers

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)

that's a good question
at least I assume it is, all I heard was flurbly burbly burble fluble burble waaah waah flurble burble
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:26, archived)

:(

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

I got a stepladder delivered this morning
that's better than a coffee table
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:23, archived)

Can you put naked photos of Madonna on a ladder?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:24, archived)

excellent question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:26, archived)

This important issue isn't being addressed, 2Hats.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:36, archived)

well, you can put printed out photos of Chloe de Lysses on there, so I don't see why you couldn't put Madonna up there too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:03, archived)

well, no, because a coffee table is better than a step ladder

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:25, archived)

the only people who appreciate coffee tables are housewives, faggots and the local parson
whereas everyone can appreciate a good step ladder
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:27, archived)

soz m8, bit blue-collar for me

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:27, archived)

fuck off back to Loose Women then

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:29, archived)

Can you easily place a coffee table in different locations around the house in order to reach otherwise inaccessible areas?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:27, archived)

you fucking stupid fat fuck

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

don't make me draw a diagram for you

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:28, archived)

I don't intend to make you do anything
but you're a cunting idiot
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:34, archived)

i.imgur.com/YlWCH11.png
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:36, archived)

you make a good argument
but you're still an idiot
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:37, archived)

hey, that's Lucy Worsley you're arguing with there
if you think you can argue with the Joint Chief Curator at Historic Royal Palaces about furniture then you've got another think coming, laddy-buck
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:39, archived)

we're not arguing about furniture
if you think a step ladder counts as furniture then you're more of an idiot than I thought
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:42, archived)

this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)

what, that dippy bint that mugged you off with the "lost your marbles" anecdote?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)

yeah, that's her

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)

ffs, she looks like the mainframe from Tron
bobrich.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mcp.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:49, archived)

I never once claimed she was even remotely attractive

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)

so you're basing your opinions on those of a woman who not only serves bullshit up as etymology
but who also is also aesthetically unpleasing. You pillock.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:05, archived)

step ladders are shit though

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:12, archived)

< /board

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:42, archived)

I don't like to agree with MONO!
But he's called this one right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:29, archived)

I have a stepladder too.
Never knew my real ladder
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:49, archived)

Did your real ladder walk out when you were little, ahahahaha!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:03, archived)

Oh,
bollocks.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:04, archived)

Ha

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:39, archived)

well i never , what ever next

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:29, archived)

I've got a Telecaster body on order, pickups, pickguard, the works, don't think it'll get here before next week though

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:38, archived)

i dunno what that is soz

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)

it's a piece of wood with some bits of metal and plastic screwed into it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:52, archived)

right you are then

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:04, archived)

Do you drink coffee?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:36, archived)

yes, yes I do

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:39, archived)

You ever wondered why it's called a coffee table?
When it is perfectly capable of supporting loads of other stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:50, archived)

no

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:57, archived)

yeah, he's already got one of those battery-powered milk frothers for making his own lattes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:41, archived)

I'll battery-powered froth YOUR milk in a minute

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)

Why would you put milk in coffee?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:49, archived)

I don't think anything could top today tbh.

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:41, archived)

I contribute a lot to this forum

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:42, archived)

I'd say the lifeblood of this forum

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)

I think you meant 'bloodstain'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:45, archived)

bit negative, m8
hahaha negative as in blood type negative!
( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:46, archived)

O!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfivm4Ct88E#t=8m7s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)

Christ I hate type-o

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:54, archived)

it cheers me up

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:56, archived)

I think i only really hate them as it was one of the bands the fat annoying goth girls that used to drink in the Gloucester arms used to bang on about.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:01, archived)

what, the ones that wouldn't sleep with you?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:04, archived)

No, the fat ones.
The ones that wouldn't sleep with me were the rest of them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:07, archived)

this is why manolith is giving me my old account back, even as we speak

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:45, archived)

I guess there is a lot of paperwork to fill out

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:46, archived)

he's a busy man, he can't be rushed
I'm just happy that he's setting the wheels in motion
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:48, archived)

That's where you're wrong
he's giving it to someone for christmas but nobody knows who. We've all been put into a prize draw. Except you. You get nothing.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:47, archived)

tl;dr

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:49, archived)

put the coffee on
going to go and buy a muffin

get fucked
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:07, archived)

+stud

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:10, archived)

got a doughnut in the end

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:20, archived)

Not quite the same is it? I suppose you could smear some vaseline on it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:21, archived)

i bet this is your favourite type of muffin
static1.squarespace.com/static/55008f6ae4b04ab48cb16b8a/t/553686c3e4b012ad8a2a6815/1429636804386/
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:58, archived)

nearly the weekend
plans?
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:03, archived)

plastering and painting the lounge
thought I might do a modern, funky vibrant colour, like ivory or magnolia
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:07, archived)

You can't plaster and then paint on it in a weekend

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:08, archived)

www.psdgraphics.com/file/crossed-adhesive-plaster.jpg
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:09, archived)

I'm only touching up where the previous owner drilled massive fucking holes in the walls
it's not like I'm doing a fresh skim, myself, on my own, when I'm surrounded by Poles.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:10, archived)

so you're filling not plastering

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:11, archived)

using plaster, not spackle
so I'm plastering.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)

you're a spackle

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:13, archived)

k

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:17, archived)

it's still not plastering

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)

But he is touching up holes.
Make of that what you will.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:21, archived)

If you stuck plaster up your arse would that count as plastering?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:21, archived)

it's filling a crack, innit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:22, archived)

Yes. That was the joke.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

oh, I thought it was a sex thing

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)

Everything is a sex thing.
/ac
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)

I still haven't built these stupid kitchen units in the garage
I really should get on with that
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:08, archived)

Kitchen units in the garage!
Where do you keep the car - in the bathroom?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:10, archived)

on the drive
no one keeps their car in the garage any more
( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)

especially when you have a drive big enough for 3 cars and a huge double garage that you can use as a workshop

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)

^keeping up with the Joneses

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:13, archived)

Joneses Godby's
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:16, archived)

my apartment used to be a brothel

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:17, archived)

It will be again if you don't keep paying your wife ten zlotys an hour.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:24, archived)

My house was a care home for unwanted children.
In some ways, it still is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:30, archived)

Brick 2015.
Sounds exciting, will probably just be an opportunity to stand in queues, watching other people's kids enjoying themselves, and paying over the odds for some Lego sets.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:09, archived)

Just show this on the biggest screen in your house
imgur.com/a/y9vea

Then you can stay at home and drink while your kids look at lego
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)

Oh, no. The boys are always banging on about the train sets.
The fact that we don't live in a mansion doesn't seem to put them off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:14, archived)

A train loop just about fits on a 4' table
you don't need much room at all. They're just fucking expensive.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:15, archived)

In my experience, train sets only really work if you can dedicate a room to it.
Otherwise there's more time spent putting it up and taking it down, than playing with it.
And they're expensive, yes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:17, archived)

Don't accidentally start browsing the hornby/scalextric website.
You'll be there for days. Days.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:25, archived)

The Hornby factory is in Thanet
I grew up on that stuff. Then my brother sold it all for drugs :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)

I dunno what my parents did with ours.
It was on a ping pong table in 1990. I hope the fuckers haven't sold it for drugs.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:28, archived)

I have made that mistake.
Might convert the front room, after the in-laws pass on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:28, archived)

You want a dedicated shed or loft conversion.
And a proper old British Rail hat.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:30, archived)

Could take father-in-law's shed, I suppose.
More room in their lounge, plus it's heated. Fuck it, the kids will have left by then, too - I could covert an entire floor of the building to electrified miniatures. My retirement could be awesome (but will in truth be a litany of shattered dreams).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:32, archived)

my dream is to one day build a big gauge one in the garden

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:41, archived)

My mate's dad did that.
Got him on the local news. The respect of his peers was not forthcoming.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:47, archived)

who needs friends that aren't into model railways anyway.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:53, archived)

When I was a kid my dad set up a big board in the garage that could be lowered from the ceiling

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:17, archived)

yeah, but he used to strap you to it and bum you senseless

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)

:-(

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:20, archived)

^having a flashback

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:21, archived)

just gonna pop for a quick wank
brb
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

Not christmas shopping, thank fuck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)

hey my Mesa Boogie preamp has arrived

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:13, archived)

bit off topic that, should have been a new thread really

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:13, archived)

no time like the present

( MONO!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:14, archived)

Great
No one will care, you need to be aware of that
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:15, archived)

not sure if you've noticed but I sometimes tend to post things and not worry if people care or not

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:17, archived)

What does Jar Jar Binks do at the disco?
Mesa Boogie!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:15, archived)

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:16, archived)

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

well no, because that's the name of an American amplifier manufacturer

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:24, archived)

I don't get it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)

Why would you need to amplify Americans?
Most of the cunts are more than loud enough already.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:30, archived)

i just bought my kids a £100 pound coin each for christmas, so they can either choose to keep it see if it goes up in value, or cash it in, might get them the £50 coin too

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:22, archived)

they're gonna be so gutted that there's no chocolate inside

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

probably, but if the selfish little shits dont tell me what they actually want they get whats given

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:24, archived)

I'll bet bus drivers hate you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:24, archived)

can't use cash on buses in london anymore

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:25, archived)

haha
London is properly shit
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)

so if I want a gob job on the back seat upstairs
I have to pay with a card?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:28, archived)

Trade for a bag of Haribo.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:39, archived)

christmas do innit, gonna piss a load of money up the wall

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:18, archived)

Friends Chrimbo Do on Saturday.
Then taking my folks somewhere ... prolly a national trust thing for tea arms cakes. I'm a party animal.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)

that sounds really shit, no offence

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:24, archived)

I like my friends and I like my parents. And I like booze and I like tea and cakes.
It sounds pretty good to me.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)

yes but what are tea arms cakes?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:28, archived)

They're a fucking excellent secret thing that you wouldn't understand.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:29, archived)

I don't understand

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:30, archived)

Mesa Boogie!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:38, archived)

And mesa, I can boogie
If you stay, you can't go wrong
I can boogie, alligator shitfuck
All night long
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:40, archived)

hey
it's Friday today
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:31, archived)

only two weeks until chrimblepops!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:35, archived)

I fucking love chrimblepops!

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:36, archived)

I call it CHRIMMYWIMMYWOOWAH!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:36, archived)

WAHHOOO BOOYYYYS etc
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

I've started on my second bottle of chrimblydoodah port

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

I don't mean this morning
things haven't got to that stage yet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:46, archived)

Doesn't excessive port consumption give you gout, or something?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:48, archived)

excessive living in
consumption smouth
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)

not so far

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)

Yeah why not.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)

Do you mean Tangled specifically?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)

Unless anyone else here is hammering the port?
^ unpleasant euphemism
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:05, archived)

oof, no I don't want to imagine that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:06, archived)

I forced my USB stick in the wrong way round.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:08, archived)

hot swap?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)

Eww.
Disgusting.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)

"This device can perform faster", I whispered as I gently slipped it out of the USB 2.0 port and into the USB 3.0 port.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:05, archived)

Ooh, saucy!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:20, archived)

It gives me the most tremendous hangovers.
No gout so far though.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:16, archived)

I got a bottle for the Feast of St Nicholas
and it was all gone by St. Nectarius of Auvergne's Day, imagine that!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:48, archived)

I quite like Saint-Nectaire cheese

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)

-Nectaire cheese s Row 2
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)

Gonna assume this is slang for festive gay sex.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

You wanna see these baubles? You wanna see them real close?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:48, archived)

Gon' make you squeal like a reindeer, boy...

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:45, archived)

fuck christmas
fuck christmas right in the fucking ear
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:37, archived)

bit Jewish

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

haha, no because I properly do not like jews one bit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

typical muslim

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:55, archived)

christmas is the time for aural sex

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

that's what I've heard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:46, archived)

Hangover bacon butty time. Might even get a fried egg in there.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:35, archived)

I want a bacon butty now
but with grilled lean bacon, a boiled egg, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms done in the bacon fat
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

This is some weird food trolling, and no mistake.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:39, archived)

well clearly you don't know shit about anything

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:41, archived)

If you're grilling lean bacon, how are you cooking the mushrooms in bacon fat?
You're just being silly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

wizard

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:46, archived)

wizard mouseover
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:12, archived)

when you try to talk it just comes out like flurbly burbly burble fluble burble waaah waah flurble burble, like that

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)

It does actually.
The combination of shallow lungs, blocked sinuses, and corrective dental wear ruined my speech when I was a teenager. I became somewhat introverted, as a result.

Thanks for bringing that up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)

everything you just said flurbly burbly burble fluble burble waaah waah flurble burble
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:57, archived)

Yeah.
Oh god, this is so traumatic. Might contemplate suicide, for a bit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:00, archived)

No no, because he boils the egg under the grill too
He's a wizard
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:44, archived)

Probably cosplaying as Dumbledore.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)

defo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:46, archived)

f v
^ mongoloid
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)

You fucking ballbag.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:47, archived)

I can't condone the consumption of alcohol on a school night.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

I can't condone the placing of restrictions on when alcohol can be consumed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:47, archived)

That's okay, you're not in a position of authority.
I'll have you all locked up, when I am king.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:50, archived)

dilly dilly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:53, archived)

Oh, okay - you can be my queen!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:57, archived)

can't fully
night run
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:47, archived)

I'm not going to school today.
And also: fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:48, archived)

I used to listen to RATM on my CD Walkman, whilst doing my data entry job.
Sticking it to the man from day one!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:54, archived)

PLAYA

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:03, archived)

VAMOS A JUGAR

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:06, archived)

RATM UB40
doing my data entry job signing on
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:05, archived)

He'

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)

about time

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)

yeah, gonna have my christmas do today

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:14, archived)

who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:16, archived)

everyone, i'm a slag

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:19, archived)

I suppose for you it doesn't really make any difference when you celebrate christmas.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)

it does really as i have two children

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)

Careful. 2Can's understanding of human biology is pretty limited.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)

and a calendar by the looks of things

( mongychops, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 10:55, archived)