I need a new keyboard because the home button's broke on my old onewhat mundane object of yours desperately needs replacing?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:15,
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My wife.Aaaaahahahahahaha! But, seriously...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:20,
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I ought to get a new keyboard, though.The Microsoft Comfort Curve™ 4000 was a poor replacement for the 3000, so I'm currently using an old IBM model that the mother-in-law was going to chuck out - it's missing a leg and the spacebar is partially melted.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:22,
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The keyboard's pretty good, though.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:24,
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Is the 3000 good then?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:33,
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if it's anything like the andre 3000it'll be alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:38,
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I reckon the h stands for hermaphrodite lol(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:43,
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yeah I make an 'alright' joke and nothingyou make the same joke with a different and KAPOW, popular page.
I am not jealous at. all.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:23,
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It was sufficiently bent, unlike the 4000, which isn't.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:45,
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I'm going to resist the obvious urge to strikethroughand consider buying one. Thank you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:47,
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My mistake, 2H.It was the 2000 that was good, and the 3000 was it's rubbish replacement. Don't buy one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:57,
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Turns out I had a 4000, at the office.That was a lovely keyboard, albeit massive.
#thatsinterestingmonstermunch
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:12,
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Just scroll up and/or left, you lazy swine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:21,
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i remember having a sony ericsson phone with a little joystick thing on itafter a while, it stopped being able to move in one direction, then another until finally i was only able to navigate menus by clicking left.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:31,
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#thatsinterestingmanolith(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:34,
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i'm just demonstrating the difference between me and grrr 'gives up at the slightest hint of adversity' machine(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:36,
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I know love, I know(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:38,
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i wanna know what love is i want you to show me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:39,
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Is this it?i.imgur.com/XZXtsbM.webm
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:42,
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if you really want to knowI had an identical keyboard that had been covered in sugary black coffee so I stripped them apart and tried to fit the working mechanical key section to the unsugared PCB of the other, but when I screwed it all back together I remembered that the media keys of the old one had stopped working so I just threw it all in the bin and spent a fiver on a new one which should be here tomorrow.
So it's not like I completely gave up on it the moment things got uncomfortable, unlike that time I fucked your mum.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:44,
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Literally the only part of this I understoodwas the bit where you fucked his mum
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:45,
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yeah, that's what I imagined(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:51,
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My laptop is almost certainly going to die.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:25,
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Take it apart and clean out all the dust.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:28,
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wash all the components with warm soapy water(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:32,
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Everything I own is new and the best.Apart from my car which is burning oil somewhere and fills the inside with smoke.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:28,
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rocker cover gasket leaking and dripping oil onto the exhaust manifold probably(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:29,
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They already replaced the rocker cover gasket and it's still doing it(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:36,
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did they replace it with a mod cover gasket?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:42,
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This made me laugh.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:47,
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it's all for you, Ems(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:48,
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www.whichmobilitycar.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Early-Disabled-Car.jpg
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mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:49,
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This thing's called a Johnny Panther3.bp.blogspot.com/-p7rlQNCWWag/UuaDXO2IVyI/AAAAAAAABqM/8E5pxzfH7e0/s1600/panther.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:51,
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i spent most of my young life travelling around in a robin reliant, my granddad never passed his driving test for cars only for bikes(
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:53,
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I spent most of my young life travelling around in a variety of stolen untaxed uninsured Fordsbecause my brother never passed his driving test either
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:58,
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2006 BMW 318 petrol(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:59,
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vacuum pump, those E90s were horrible turdswww.bimmerforums.co.uk/forum/f91/2002-e46-318i-n42-vacuum-pump-repair-t89903/
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:07,
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No idea what that is, I will ask the garage man when I next get an hour away from work and screaming babies(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:11,
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you know that thing your wife uses to get the milk out of her droopy misshaped tits?it's like that, but for engines.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:14,
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So you're saying I need to suck the oil out of the engine myself and then spit it into the baby?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:27,
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oh man, I made a checklist for mine last weekremove most of the dash and replace heater flap motors
find out where that weird grinding noise is coming from
replace droplinks
replace binding calipers
replace alternator clutch pulley
timing belt/water pump overdue
locate/fix coolant leak
locate/fix oil leak
oil/filter change
stop water leaking into cabin
repair water damaged electrics
paint wheel arch
replace glow plugs
clutch needs replacing soon
headlights are pitted and dirty
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:58,
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find out where that weird grinding noise is coming from
replace droplinks
replace binding calipers
replace alternator clutch pulley
timing belt/water pump overdue
locate/fix coolant leak
locate/fix oil leak
oil/filter change
stop water leaking into cabin
repair water damaged electrics
paint wheel arch
replace glow plugs
clutch needs replacing soon
headlights are pitted and dirty
buy a new car
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:08,
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what diesel has a belt instead of a chain?sounds suspiciously french
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:10,
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Bet you were fuming when you spotted that.Just like the car!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:17,
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homo button more like haha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:38,
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my mattress need replacing but bed shops are as bad as subway shops, might just risk getting on online (
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:47,
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but if you order it online the ranch dressing won't be fresh(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:51,
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When I bought my bed from Dreams, the sales drone was very insistent that I take advantage of the 0% finance deal.They then neglected to take any payment from me, and, a year later, attempted to repossess the bed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:55,
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While you were in it!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:55,
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Tragically, for comedy purposes, they never got further than sending me a stroppy letter.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:06,
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the n has worn off my n key but none of the others have worn offwhy do you suppose that is?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:05,
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actually the m has worn off a little bit so it looks sort of like an n(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:06,
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if your a has worn half as much as your n keyyou're probably been overtyping "nan".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:08,
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I overtyped your nan.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:10,
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I bet it is you dirty old bollocks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:14,
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The n key is the only one to have an n painted on it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:08,
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racism probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:09,
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woah I hadn't thought about thatI'd better be more careful in future, don't want to offend anyone
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:12,
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I mean no disrespect to your people or culture(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:21,
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probably be alright m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 14:15,
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That thread's gotten too wide for my phone.New thread: where are you going for your summer holidays? Extra pity prize for anyone who can beat my intent to spend a week at manolith's house.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:27,
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your phone loves itsurely i win as i spend all my weeks at manolith's house
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:28,
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You should get out more.A ha ha ha!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:39,
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wait until you've come to pompey and you'll see why i don't(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:49,
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Alright, Lurcio.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:53,
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funny thing isnobody's said nothing about something being to wide for someone's nan yet
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:57,
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:29,
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I'm going to Venice next monthThen Iceland in October. Staying at home during the summer as far as I'm aware. Might go somewhere in England for a few days, but nothing crazy.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:30,
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what have I done now?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:32,
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you did what you said you were going to do, and mono, despite raising no objections, is annoyed
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:34,
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hoping to book a week at manolith's in late augustwaiting to hear back from airbnb though
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:32,
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everyone goes home with a replica hair doll(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:34,
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woven from the contents of the bath plughole(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:35,
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my wife's family have a few old cabins* by a lakeso I'll probably take my family up there so that I can watch my life ebb away hour after mindless soul-destroying hour.
*dilapidated commie-built sheds, more like
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:33,
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i have bruce ashby hand built harrison torrix, great rods, and since bruce upped and died a few years back now collectable(
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:39,
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This is almost as cool as collecting watches.The last time I bought a rod was when I spent a week getting drunk in an alcohol free national park in merca. We had to buy a couple of cheap kids' rods and a fishing license to convince them we weren't there just to get pissed.
(lol kids rods sounds paedo)
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Were you getting drunk on alcohol-free beer?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:43,
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You might have got a sugar rush, or something.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:45,
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i don't collect them, i just had some made when he was still alive for use when i go fishing, and i don't think i ever claimed to be cool(
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:53,
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Remember to pack your hockey mask and machete.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:36,
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I'm going to visit Godzuki in Evil Lu's bins./keepin it old skool
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why are you posting on here?you're supposed to be in Italy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:37,
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Not until this afternoon. Soz.Might post an instagram of a pizza later or sutin.
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Make sure to hold up a piece of paper with the date on, lest we all think you a fraud.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:44,
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I miss Lu.Why did all the good ones leave, Doc?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:38,
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That was part of her charmThat, and her FOSS evangelism.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:43,
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And it was all going so well.Prickbusters.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:06,
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________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________sorry to hear that(
vladimir, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:54,
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Nice try, vlad.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:55,
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You know what they say about men with big hands.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:58,
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it was all a bit too Portsmouthy for my likingalso, gotten?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:56,
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:ONOT PORTSMOUTHY ENOUGH M8 MORE LIKE M8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:57,
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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE PORTSMOUTH(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:07,
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Sorry, that thread was gotted too wide for my phone.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:02,
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jealous?portsmouth is the official /talk city
in that it is two shades of grey and full of the worst people ever
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:22,
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Oh, and he hits one out of the park!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:47,
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Debenhames used to be Alders used to be Landport Drapery BazaarSea Life Centre!
'Member Woolies? 'Member Woolies before Cascades was built?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:10,
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I'm not telling you, because what will happen is i'll just be getting on the plane, And then you'll appear all like "oh wow, what a coincidence! We're on the same plane" and it'll turn out you're sitting next to me. Then the flight will land, and we'll say goodbye, and then start walking toward our connections and lo and behold, we're in the same Hotel and you'll be all "wow, this is getting weird"
Then, we check in, and you guessed it, we're in adjoining rooms. And that night, you pick the lock on the joining door and murder me.
So, no, I can't answer that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:21,
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You wish Bumolith(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:30,
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oh hey yeah so, i am going to go to france to watch wales play football(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:35,
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no, france is where the football is being played this year(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:52,
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Wangs of Jew Pork more like(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:12,
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Widdler on the roof.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 13:19,
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Ain't nobody here but us chickens.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:33,
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I thought that was just a daft line from a Hot Leg song(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:34,
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I'm not saying it isn't.It also pops up in a Bugs Bunny cartoon at one point.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:35,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGs6TDeXo8E
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:40,
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That's not altogether bad.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:45,
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no, but it's silly bollocksgood for ramming down the throats of old folks when they call modern pop music meaningless rubbish.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:51,
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i think it's nice for my first song of the day(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:57,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzyhfFdpUQ
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 7:58,
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I enjoyed that.It's got a nice 80s Queen-ish vibe to it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:50,
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it's not meaningless rubbish, it's a black slave rebellion song also obliquely referenced in Jimi Hendrix's 3rd Stone From the Sun
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:36,
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yeah, and Call Me Maybe is a social critique of a woman's uncertain gender role in today's post-feminist society(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:48,
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I don't know that one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:49,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:51,
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"ramming down the throats of old folks"[something about your nan]
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:03,
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Fatbob is a fat prick.I don't ever go on links.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:11,
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oh man you totally missed all the stuff you'd already seen on reddit.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:25,
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it is pretty funny when you think about it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:25,
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I for one have cleaned my sides offwhich is great, because it REALLY needed doing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:19,
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That was YOURS?It had a calculator on it, so I use it for the calculator now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:47,
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I've been using a bent paper clip(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:16,
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tweezerssurgical tweezers
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:45,
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a bit, but I can do it if I'm careful(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:48,
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mulitplicationwriting boobs and shell upside down. You know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:58,
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hello grrrmachine how are you today I hope you are well hows the family (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:37,
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hello tanledupinblue I'm fine thanks for asking and all is well here at Chez Grrr they grow up so fast don't they(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 8:50,
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This is too rich for my blood.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:00,
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there's not a hint of -ard mcbeef in the entire threadfortunately! a ha ha ha!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:07,
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Sickness finally done him in, Grrry.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:09,
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brave soldier lost his fight with gutrotDo we get poo-based icons?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:10,
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In a just world, we would.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:22,
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(💩 monster munch : 12szt.!!!, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:22, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:37,
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I've mcbeef'd on my username.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:38,
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i like your verify code(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:45,
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morning, looks like 2can is suffering postpartum depression (
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:23,
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he's certainly losing his griphe must have a rubbish baby
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:24,
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Ooh, are we doing baby stories?I like the one where I fling my firstborn into a light fitting whilst the midwife watches.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:29,
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my child hasn't done anything noteworthy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:34,
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has it done one of those shits where it rides up its back and goes everywhere?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:36,
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not yetit did shit in the bath like the dying moments of a can of silly string though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:37,
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Students, eh?What are they like!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:37,
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they never do, children are fucking wankers and it only gets worse the older they get(
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:36,
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well obvs YOUR kids are gonna be like that(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:38,
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Chips off the old block, my daughter honestly thought she could go to a gig at the roundhouse on her own, then went batshit when told no, ffs (
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:45,
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what euro metal poodles are playing at the roundhouse then?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:47,
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can't remember, don't think it is metal, californian rock bollocks i think/sleeping with sirens, never heard of them
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mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:48,
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skater punk bullshit, christ, at least the bint from Paramore was eyecandy, this one's a hag(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:55,
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all new music is terriblecoincidently, music was at its best when i was a young man
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:49,
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no more heroes :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:50,
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i haven't got time to play wii games with you right now(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:03,
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We both know that's not true(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:07,
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i tell her it is all shit and rubbish, but i think i might be forced to go to this round house gig, i'll take my ipod and get pissed at the bar (
mongychops, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:56,
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Take it back and swap for a new one.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:36,
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false economy mate, I'd rather have a 3-year-old that's already taken the hit on depreciation(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:38,
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Is this what they talk about on those secret Facebook groups?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:47,
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mano should probably ban him for a bit(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:34,
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i'm going to leave it just long enough until he thinks he's bulletproofthen bam
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:50,
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This place would be dead on its arse without me(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:14,
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yes yes good morningI'm in the office today. It's a lovely day out there. Might go for a walk or summat.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:39,
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Hello, 2H.It is, indeed, lovely and sunny.
Am I right in thinking that you live near Portsmouth?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:50,
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I live IN Portsmouth, dear boyCopnor, to be precise
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:51,
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Ah.Mrs Munch was talking about us visiting some music festival in Southsea, in the summer. Thought it was your neck of the woods.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:55,
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The island's only 5 miles long, Southsea's the only place you can get a decent pintI lived there for four years.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:57,
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that'll be Victorious(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 9:59,
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Is it any good?Accommodation looks to be booking up fast, dunno if that's a good indicator.
Having looked at the lineup, I think we're only going so she can see The Levellers, again. The kids'll probably enjoy Mark Ronson.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:03,
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the line up looks dreadfulhth x
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:05,
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Noel Gallagher AND Will Young!What more could you ask for?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:09,
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i think i would ask for less(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:10,
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it does a bitlast year had the flaming lips for fuck's sake
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:43,
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Not sure that's very family friendly.I quite like the Flaming Lips, but Wayne Coyne strikes me as a bit of a nob.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:17,
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Go on airbnb and see if you can rent a house.Half the island is student rental housing which sits empty for the summer months. Anywhere on the side streets of Elm Grove or Albert Road would be fine, depending on how willing you are to slum it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:08,
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Hadn't thought of airbnb.Most of the student houses want you to pay for a whole week, we only want 2 nights and somewhere to park the car. I think my missus is trying to recapture her youth.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:11,
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You won't find any parking options in PortsmouthVictorian slums, no offstreet parking spaces anywhere.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:12,
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Ugh.Park'n'ride? Kids aren't babies, anymore, so we can travel fairly light. Maybe I should just drop them off, enjoy half a day's peace?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:15,
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there is a park & rideTipner, 4 quid for the day
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:18,
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Sounds like this may work, after all.Why are people taking the time to review the Park And Ride on Google Maps?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:22,
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because they don't want the unwitting public to betaken for a ride!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:25,
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I don't get it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:27,
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Because people are ridiculous, EmsIt used to be worth Park & Riding to the city centre when it was £3, but it's the same price to park in Tesco now, so it's more convenient to park there. The P&R is going to end up pricing itself out. It's still cheaper than parking at Gunwharf, but only until they put the prices up again.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:48,
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tl;drPortsmouth city council are a bunch of hapless, greedy wankstains
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:48,
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i did like it when they did the park and sail or whatever it was called(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:52,
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Yeah, it was great and became really popularso this year they halved the amount of sailings and doubled the price. See my above post for more details.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:54,
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pretty sure all city councils are hapless greedy wankstains, right?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:02,
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you might be right(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:03,
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^particle manI miss Frank :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:07,
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I miss all of his nonsense(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:15,
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momo may be gonebut there'll always be a birdhouse in your soul
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:15,
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i've stayed in most of the hotels in portsmouth, can tell you whether any given hotel is shit or not xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:10,
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I'll be sure to gaz you with any enquiries.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:13,
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Come on, you're not seriously comparing yourself to me, are you?I mean, you're great and all...but come on.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:49,
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you fucking breeders always stick together(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:53,
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Promises, promises.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:19,
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How many spare beds have you got?We'll pile into your house, if it'll make you feel loved.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:15,
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there's a very spacious area under the stairsthe ones outside the front door, obvs
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:27,
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my usual hotel is booked, so it looks like i'm staying in fareham this weekanything good to do around there?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:05,
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Fareham's nicer than Havant & Haylingbut not much. There's a nice pub on the high street though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:13,
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looks like that's just down the road from where i'm stayingit's all your fault if it's shit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:27,
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My cousin met Supergrass in there onceand if it's good enough for Coombes, it's good enough for me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:46,
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ur nan's dodgy m9(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:06,
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They left a 3 star review"It's alright".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:16,
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Man aliveYou're really embracing fatherhood, aren't you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:17,
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like anyone under the age of 30 is going to get that gag(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 11:22,
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if you go past the college, feel free to piss on it(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:51,
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some help, pls? French folk/gypsy punk bandhi there,
can someone please help me, search function doesn't produce the goods and I can't go through every link of the past year (although I'd love to). Someone posted a live video of a French folk/gypsy punk band a while ago with a real catchy tune (don't think it was gogol bordello, but getting there) and a female vocalist me thinks? Band 'logo' had some cartoon character. Thank yous!
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this isn't the answerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 6:53,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:46,
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You clever bugger you!! Now i have some zig zag thing across my screen! Hope its not permanent..(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:48, archived)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:53,
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Stick around, it's almost PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:43,
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Ok im gonna stick around. Roll a blunt and wait for the magic...dont let me down!!!(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:51, archived)
Right I'm off to bed(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:54,
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:32,
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^ raised the barI mean we could go on all night. Bit bored of this now.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:35, archived)
When i met you in the REST-A-RANTYou could tell i was no DEB-U-TANT
(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:25, archived)
I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:26,
archived)
The Vengabus is coming and everybody's jumping, New York to San Fransisco an intercity disco(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:25,
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I didn't realise bbc3 shut tonight, tra ta bbc3, l8rs (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:08,
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Posting anything? Stop! This messageboard he is dead.I'm off to Italy tomorrow. Anybody want any ham or corruption?
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Go after March and you can get me a watch, Italy is always first (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 22:18,
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Posting a picture? STOPThis messageboard is for chat only. Go here for pictures.
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i.onionstatic.com/onion/5270/5/original/800.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 17:02,
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And before anyone complains that it's the Daily Mail...fucking grow upwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3447908/Is-moment-ghost-dead-boy-comforts-grieving-mother-Eerie-video-shows-white-balloon-float-coffin-crying-woman-son-s-wake.html#comments
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 17:06,
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Oh great, now I can't enjoy balloons because I'll be scared they're dead people.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 17:14,
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Medical doctor scared of ghosts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 17:17,
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Yeah well it's not my job to not be afraid of no ghosts.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 19:18,
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'Don't look. Ha ha ha ha. Wait nightmares,' said one of the video's viewers.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 17:17,
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Thomas Hardy would like to make a contribution to the discussion, thanks Thomas"You see those mothers squabbling there?"
Remarks the man of the cemetery.
"One says in tears, ''Tis mine lies here!'
Another, 'Nay, mine, you Pharisee!'
Another, 'How dare you move my flowers
And put your own on this grave of ours!'
But all their children were laid therein
At different times, like sprats in a tin.
"And then the main drain had to cross,
And we moved the lot some nights ago,
And packed them away in the general foss
With hundreds more. But their folks don't know,
And as well cry over a new-laid drain
As anything else, to ease your pain!"
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vladimir, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 20:39,
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It's the thought that counts.Most Gardens of Rest have CCTV, ostensibly to prevent vandalism. When the custodian spots someone who only turns up once a year, he's out there in a flash after the relative has left, grabbing the flowers to sell back to the shop.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 20:44,
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Totally true, heard it off some Billy Bullshit down the pub who used to steal wreaths for a living.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 21:05,
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Dozer is a massive fanny.Fassive manny yeah!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 18:05,
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Good, I'm glad he's getting a game.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 18:41,
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But uncharitable, I'm sure they're all trying their best.And we all know it's the taking part that counts
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 18:49,
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Went downhill after they sold us Mike Bailey(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 19:37,
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We are, and always have and will be shit, but as a community club we keep a lot of young black kids off the streets stabbing (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 19:50,
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you should post this on /talk(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:06,
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He could post a link to it on /links(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:11,
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/bored more like haha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:47,
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Inasmuch as one is supposed to not having any connection or weight applied to this can.
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i suppose, just had sex with a termite mound, bit of an anty climax(
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:21,
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don't eata da meat or smoker da crack, he's so cresent fresh, super cres at best (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:44,
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This joke doesn't work because termites are actually grouped with cockroaches and not at all related to ants, beyond the fact of their being insects.Their similar social organisation is an example of convergent evolution.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 19:34,
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stay away from me(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:26,
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Hello Enron Hubbard,Welcome to our little corner of teh interwebz! Please pull up a kitten and shop a chair lol!! We're all really WAKKI here.
Love
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:28,
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We're all BaldmonkeyExcept, ironically, Baldmonkey
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:32,
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I said we, not I.We're all a bit WAKKI. You ought to work on your reading for a text based forum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:34,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:36,
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He knows all about us.It's probably Baldmonkey. Or Frank. Or Wombat. Or Bou.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:45,
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I miss Mumpso(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:50,
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Yeah, he was a good lad(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:56,
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There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:35,
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whoever wrote that sounds like a right cunt(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:45,
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what a shit secret code, it's not even a secret. everyone knows it's Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:48,
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Portmanteau swears, haha(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:57,
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That thread was nonsensePlayboy aren't going to do nude centrefolds any more. What do you think of that?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:38,
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It'll eventually stop being published, like most magazines I'm surprised it's lasted as long as it has, to be honest
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:40,
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Very much this.Their marketing department must be doing something right if they can still get so many people to pay for what is in virtually limitless free supply on the internet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:50,
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I suspect their merchandising and clothing lines make more than the magazine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:59,
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They are dropping the nudes to attract more up market advertising that won't advertise in what is considered porn, (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:04,
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Well if anything will get the prestige brands running for ad space, it'll be the lack of tits(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:37,
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Here's one for youWooden tit be funny if a lady had a wooden tit!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:59,
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t..i..tt..i..t
JESUS, YOU'RE RIGHT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:03,
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I'm a whirlwind of logic, twisting over a desert of nincompoopitude.(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:04, archived)
Last time I bought it sherilyn fenn was in it, so twenty years ago I suppose (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:45,
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I just want more pthc freely available, either on b3ta or on Voat, which is a notorious online meeting place foe paedophiles.(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:45, archived)
I don't know what that is and I'm definitely not googling it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:53,
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imgur.com/gallery/xdYAFr9
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:57,
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sign of the times, mongy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:01,
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Policeman, teachers, doctors, sex workersall getting younger
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:11,
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somebody has committed a war crime in the bogs herelooks like they blocked the bog then tried to unclog it with loo brush and got shit everywhere
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:59,
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In times like that I find it helps to brandish the beshitted brush like Harry Potter's wandand flick it powerfully at the toilet while bellowing "EXPELLIARSIMUS!"
It gets the shit off the brush a treat.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:07,
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^unforgivable curse(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:12,
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I emailed you, you massive hairy gaylord(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:36,
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that's true, you didi read it and everything
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:55,
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Well we're childless on FridayCHILDLESS
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:59,
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good godi'll ask her indoors and let you know. she's still a bit sicky but hopefully will have improved by friday
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:01,
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Well we can even come to youImagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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woo! sexy time in the hats household(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:01,
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and THIS is the time he actually wants to invite me over?!(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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I've always thought they had the look of swingers about them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:06,
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see you there(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:25,
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what will these girls do for money now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:10,
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they'll release them back into the wild I guess"Run Candy, Run Barbie, Run Trixie...be free."
*tear rolls down cheek/thigh*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:14,
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well sometimes they're in their work uniforms at the startnurses, police officers, etc. so they must all have day jobs
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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On-demand HD smut is all very well,but you just can't beat the warm analogue crackle of printed pornography, can you?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:12,
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WAHEY! I'm in a helicopter!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:17,
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like a ginger anneka rice(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:18,
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Not really, I've just sat down for a coffee. My colleague has informed me that the McAnns are back on the cover of the Sun.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:20,
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Yeah, I read an article about that earlierI think they just don't want anyone to forget that she's missing. It's desperately sad, but how could you ever accept that she's probably dead? Terrible really.
On the other hand, what do your colleagues think?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:21,
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One reckons they did it and are cashing in on her death. He's even gone as far to say he reckons they're the perpetrators of other child abductions and murders.One thinks they were drunk and she fell in the pool and they covered it up.
The other has yet to give an opinion, but has today said he wasnt sure why doctors would want more money, completely missing the point of what is actually going on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:25,
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sure, sureIt's a shame that so many people are of the opinion that it was the parents.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:34,
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my beef with it is the fact that hundreds of other children have probably gone missing since that caseevery time the mccanns are back in the news, it has to be a slap in the face to all the other grieving families
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:57,
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They're never going to really live, are they?They're going to be like this for the rest of theirs lives. Or until she's found. And what about their other children? Terrible business.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:58,
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well they still have to go through anger, bargaining & depression before they get to acceptanceat this rate, it'll take decades
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:00,
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yes, but it's different for middle class children(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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Some poor people have so many children they wouldn't notice that one had gone missingOr be grateful that it's one less mouth to feed!
Actually, I should post this in Daily Mail comments
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:04,
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truei dunno what they were expecting. there used to be a french cartoon called madeleine and that little bitch was always getting herself into trouble
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:05,
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people really should pay more attention to French cartoons before embarking on anything slightly risky(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 16:08,
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how am I supposed to respond to that?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:05,
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which one are you?Piping up on candleday, like we give fuck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 14:18,
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i'm not sure which is better, that rapper who believes the earth is flat or thiswww.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution
“Look at those pyramids, Bonnie,” Warne continued. “You couldn’t do them. You couldn’t pull those ropes, huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical. Couldn’t do it. So who did it?”
what's your personal theory on evolution?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:40,
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I reckon ghost aliens did it by crashing a spaceship here with a fit korean woman and a skinny blonde.(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:43, archived)
"why haven't monkeys evolved?"fucking brilliant.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:44,
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I'd like an ancient egyptian to travel through time and announce"Fuck you!!! Fucking aliens...those bricks were fucking massive and it took organisation and manpower the likes of which were never fucking seen until we did it...you fucking cunts. Fuck aliens and fuck you."
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:46,
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Only they'd say in wiggly lines and snakes and eagle heads like. (, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:47, archived)
We built them out in Giza, for a load of dead pharoahs, woahWe built Py-ra-mids. We built Py-ra-mids in Old Cai-Roooooooo.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:52,
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jet fuel can't melt missing links(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:45,
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he's a wind-up merchant and the Guardian fell for itbecause Guardian writers are thick-as-pigshit media-studies graduates who think a tumblr subscriptions list is the key credential in journalistic integrity.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:44,
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You seem jolly upset given that you haven't even read the article.(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
the third R in grrrmachine stands for 'reactionary'(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:18,
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I read the one at the top of /linksthat's enough for me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:58,
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i think we all evolved from naked mole rats(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:47,
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no, that was one of those star-nosed types(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:49,
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i reckon you just thumbed your smelly withered jellybean into a molerat's bumhole and it got stuck there(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:27,
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if sexual selection is all about passing on desireable characteristics to future generations then how come we don't all have amazing tits by now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:04,
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I had a friend who didn't believe in this premisebased on the fact that he never wanted to have children, yet still fancied women.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:08,
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i guess it's the same reason my penis is the way it is(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:17,
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you mean with a kneecap halfway along it?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:19,
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if university taught me anythingit's that people really aren't all that picky about who they fuck.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:17,
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and you're only telling me this now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 12:22,
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The Icelandic version of "Let it Go" is better than the Polish onewhat's your favourite non-English song?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:31,
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Macarena(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:32,
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mae'n hen wlad fy nhadau, obvs(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:33,
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Sorry, I don't speak Cthulhu.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:40,
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oh gau i fyny(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:42,
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oh yeah, i totally meant to say ig fY U DTBT(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:56,
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Hen Wlad Fy NhadauOr Y'a d'la Joie
Or the original Icelandic version of Regina.
Actually ... prolly anything in Icelandic.
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^ wanked himself blind to the chick's voice from Sigur Ros before working out it's a blokethen found out Jonsi's gay and tore out his own prostate in extasy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:38,
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I'm sorry. Quite right.Sigur Ros are the worst sort of keening self-indulgent wank only fit for the greasiest 'symphonic metal' dweeb.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
Oh but there are so many layers of wank if you really concentrate.Like a teenage boy's duvet cover.
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^ properly upset right here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:55,
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alright butt(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:40,
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favourites are for children(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:36,
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Kuldinn hann hefur ei háð mér neitt, m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:36,
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Látið geysa amma þín, as everyone else says(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:40,
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the cold he ei subject me anythinggoogle translate is almost certainly going to put translators out of work
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:44,
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I don't think Google cares much about an island of 300k peoplewhose economy is based on cod, crime novels and banking fraud.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:45,
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it must be horrible being an adultnot really liking anything, just hating some things/people a bit less than others
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:41,
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no, you misunderstand meI love lots of things, but don't see the point in trying to rank them in order of preference
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:42,
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you can probably rank things on some variable that isn't solely opinion based thoughi could judge my favourite band to be the one i've listened to the most in the last week or so
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:46,
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how does that alter the fact that I don't see the point?I don't think I've listened to any foreign language music in the last week or so, I mean, if it helps I could have a bit of a think and post a list stuff that I like, but I think that might be a bit, y'know, boring
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:52,
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alright, can you just play along for the sake of us plebs who just want to list some enjoyable tunesok thx
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:58,
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do me a list of the top ten reasons why you think lists are boring(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:58,
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Here's one for youThere are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Hahahaha. Right?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:59,
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haha i get it, i am such a nerd lol(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:02,
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But why do programmers celebrate Christmas at Halloween?because Oct 31 = Dec 25! A ha ha ha!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:03,
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haha, this is because of octal and decimal number systems haha, look at us nerds(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:19,
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it's a bit like that big bang programme isn't it haha(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:20,
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The one featuring clever people as imagined by quite dim people?Yeah. It is a bit.
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haha that's the one(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:40,
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Something by one of those coloured chapsyou know...american I think. Any of those really. I like all of the music types.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:42,
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Mae y'r nan fy nhadauor Du Hast. Or maybe Hey DJ by PPK, even though it has virtually no lyrics.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:44,
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thanks to you I'm judging everything by whether it's crescent fresh or notyou cunt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:32,
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there's one i really like but you won't have heard it(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:43,
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morningI have to go to a doctor today. What ails you?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 7:08,
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Also Hangover (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Feb 2016, 7:46,
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I feel like deathWhich is marginally better than before.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:07,
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Man cold or testicular cancer?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:19,
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I was a bit gutty last night, so now I have a headacheQuite a powerful one, as it goes
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:16,
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Headaches are for blobbing birds m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:20,
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truemaybe I should see a gynaecologist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:22,
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Good hands and a plentiful supply of latex gloves and lube. Not a bad choice of partner.(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:31, archived)
I'm feeling zippadee doodah.And the youngest offspring has a cold which makes her sound like a Mel Blanc character. Might watch Looney Tunes all morning.
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What's french for "wascawy wabbit?"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:25,
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I don't think I've got any frog Warner BrothersI've got most of frog Disney.
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my shoulders ache these days, dunno what thats all about, even wakes me up at night(
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:35,
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I've got a big knot in my right shoulder but the last time I went for a sports massage she absolutely beat the shit out of me.It's prolly all that furious typing on the Facebook.
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i'm just going to get a new mattress see if it might be that (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:42,
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i think the headline might over cook the drama a bit www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/news/crashed-van-teeters-on-hill-90943/
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mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:44,
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I reckon it's full of gold and michael caine.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:49,
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your mum's full of michael caine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:07,
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Your mum gives a great Italian job(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:36,
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leading to the rapid rise of my right-leaning muscle-iniIYKWIM
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:38,
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carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:32,
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the crushing disappointment that it is no longer the weekend and that I had to haul my sorry arse out of bed when I had some important sleeping to do(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:39,
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My wife sent me an angry email at 3:45 this morning because I'd used the last of the red wine in the pasta sauce for our dinner.I think the sleep deprivation is sending her properly mental.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:48,
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that's how she got pregnant2 Can has a duck's dick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:33,
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So, what seems to be the problem with you and what makes you think it's worth 10 minutes of my valuable time?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:01,
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He keeps needing a piss but sometimes only a few drops come out, brace yourself grrry (
mongychops, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:10,
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*holds up sample jar*nice contents
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:34,
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I'll just push my finger up his jap's eye, see if we can clear the blockage.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 11:36,
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pug epilepsywww.facebook.com/Eleven/videos/1010459165677819/
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:50,
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that's your mum getting fucked by the invisible man(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 9:57,
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I'm worried what the reaction will be, probably inappropriate(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:02,
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I can call you a fat database virgin as soon as you post it, if that will help?(, Mon 15 Feb 2016, 10:31, archived)
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