Can't believe I got to 45 years of age before I tried having a glass of wine whilst having a shit
wine taste fine with pooticles
alright b3ta, how tragic is your Friday night?
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wine taste fine with pooticles
alright b3ta, how tragic is your Friday night?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:25, archived)
broadsword...bad news...either I can see inside your mind, or you've actually posted this
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:32, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:32, archived)
alright vlad, I've been awake for 36 hours now, I figure that entitles me to type bollocks
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
knock yourself out, there is no possible way of distinguishing your 36-hours in ravings from any other post here
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:52, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:52, archived)
wait what I meant to add was, tell us broadsword, why have you been awake for 36 hours?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:15, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:15, archived)
fucking hell mongers, have some consideration, for one moment I read that as croissant, now what am I going to do
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:49, archived)
Because every hands a winner and every hands a loser, the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 21:39, archived)
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other than that, mongy is resting his feet waiting for a prince to show up with his other slipper, grrrmachine seems to be running into discipline issues already, all the other locals are now asleep and dribbling
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:35, archived)
I've got my kids, I'm not overly keen on them, they are not cute or funny anymore, just expensive
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:42, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 19:42, archived)
Been waiting around all day for my better half to come out the hospital.
Day Unit my anus, it's quite obviously nighttime.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
Day Unit my anus, it's quite obviously nighttime.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
8/10 cos im a big ol woofter
www.bbc.co.uk/music/articles/6825d77d-1f5b-4c29-b7e8-f8700ec6c0e7
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:40, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/music/articles/6825d77d-1f5b-4c29-b7e8-f8700ec6c0e7
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:40, archived)
j'ai visite angleterre une fois, je n'aime pas, quelque gamin brûlé mon cou
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 18:26, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 18:26, archived)
i went asda cheap as i didn't want to commit to an expensive purchase and then not enjoy slippers, might upgrade when these wear out
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:33, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:33, archived)
sod that, what if they grass you up for revenge in years to come, i couldn't take that risk
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:33, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:33, archived)
Take them out into the garden and make them watch while you burn a small piece of foam and then bury it in a shallow pit.
They won't forget that in a hurry.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:35, archived)
They won't forget that in a hurry.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:35, archived)
And the winner of the most middle aged thread of the year goes to ...
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:41, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:41, archived)
3/10
The power of almost total guesswork (it was only the "nul points" thing that told me it was Jemini).
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:32, archived)
The power of almost total guesswork (it was only the "nul points" thing that told me it was Jemini).
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:32, archived)
Oh
I somehow got 10/10 even though I only knew a couple of them.
How am I going to break it to mrs tangles that I'm a gay?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 17:03, archived)
I somehow got 10/10 even though I only knew a couple of them.
How am I going to break it to mrs tangles that I'm a gay?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 17:03, archived)
Nicked by the rozzers? Fucked over by a judge? Given a ticket by a warden twat on a power trip?
When were you last put on the Adult Naughty Step?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:10, archived)
When were you last put on the Adult Naughty Step?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:10, archived)
Never been in trouble with the law
Been in trouble with the wife plenty of time though, hahahaha! And I know who I'm most afraid of! hahahaha
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
Been in trouble with the wife plenty of time though, hahahaha! And I know who I'm most afraid of! hahahaha
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
That quiet pasty bloke who sits at the end of the bar sipping the same half and playing with something in his pocket.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:16, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:16, archived)
I got shouted at in Canada for having my toes too close to the "do not cross this line" line at immigration.
Dreadful bullies those canucks.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
Dreadful bullies those canucks.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
My mother-in-law had guns pointed at her in the US for much the same reason.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 16:26, archived)
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policeman shouted at me to come over to him, but I legged it instead.
He couldn't be bothered to chase me so it wasn't that important.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:19, archived)
He couldn't be bothered to chase me so it wasn't that important.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:19, archived)
"I'm using it in her honour"
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/woman-caught-using-dead-grandmother-s-disabled-blue-badge-in-portsmouth-1-7232426
When was the last time you laughed at a stupid cunt? *coughs*
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 13:56, archived)
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/woman-caught-using-dead-grandmother-s-disabled-blue-badge-in-portsmouth-1-7232426
When was the last time you laughed at a stupid cunt? *coughs*
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 13:56, archived)
Using it in your nans honour that is disgusting this female makes me sick how could anyone be so vile!!!!!!!
I hope you never get employed again your lack of remorse is sickening!!! I'm sure most people would of patted you on back if you turned round coughed it and said my nan would of said good on ya!
Your pathetic and should be ashamed hope you suffer as a result poor nan would be ashamed!
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
I don't understand the middle one
I'm sure most people would of patted you on back if you turned round coughed it and said my nan would of said good on ya!
What does that mean?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:05, archived)
I'm sure most people would of patted you on back if you turned round coughed it and said my nan would of said good on ya!
What does that mean?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:05, archived)
I don't know
maybe it's a code to recruit for ISIS. I know MI5 used to do the same with newspaper ads in the 80s/90s.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
maybe it's a code to recruit for ISIS. I know MI5 used to do the same with newspaper ads in the 80s/90s.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
I'm sure most people would have applauded your honesty if you had changed your tactic,
confessed your error, and said in your defense that your nan would have approved of your actions regarding the fraudulent uses of said nan's disabled badge.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
confessed your error, and said in your defense that your nan would have approved of your actions regarding the fraudulent uses of said nan's disabled badge.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
cough means confess, admit your mistake
I've been using that one for yonks.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
I've been using that one for yonks.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
When I was 15 my brother had me pick up and drop off stolen or uninsured cars on his behalf
"cos even though you aint gotchor licence it don't matter cos even if you cough up to it there aint nuffin they can do to you, is there" he said, which I fucking believed because I didn't think my own brother would stitch me up like that.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
"cos even though you aint gotchor licence it don't matter cos even if you cough up to it there aint nuffin they can do to you, is there" he said, which I fucking believed because I didn't think my own brother would stitch me up like that.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
ah, so 'coughing up' meaning to surrender something
in this case, the truth. Ok, I'm with you now.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:15, archived)
in this case, the truth. Ok, I'm with you now.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:15, archived)
Also, nan would be ashamed if we were still alive
Which she's not. If she were still alive, she'd be using the parking permit and none of this would have happened. God, why don't people just fucking shut up. Sorry SS, but this has upset me.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:08, archived)
Which she's not. If she were still alive, she'd be using the parking permit and none of this would have happened. God, why don't people just fucking shut up. Sorry SS, but this has upset me.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:08, archived)
I'll turn it around with this:
Hot Black Men:
www.imdb.com/list/ls072084085/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
Hot Black Men:
www.imdb.com/list/ls072084085/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
:O
Mind you, this list features almost every living black actor in the world. Sort of means less for the people that made the list.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
Mind you, this list features almost every living black actor in the world. Sort of means less for the people that made the list.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
I used my dad's blue badge, and got a parking ticket for my trouble.
After I'd posted my very angry letter to the council, my wife pointed out that said blue badge had expired.
Still, they cancelled the parking charge as a gesture of goodwill.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:14, archived)
After I'd posted my very angry letter to the council, my wife pointed out that said blue badge had expired.
Still, they cancelled the parking charge as a gesture of goodwill.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:14, archived)
maybe you'll be able to afford one when you get your inheritance
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:24, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:24, archived)
Have already agreed that my brother can carry on living in their house when they go,
so I'm not likely to inherit anything for a good long while.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
so I'm not likely to inherit anything for a good long while.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
That doesn't seem very fair
or it's just extremely generous of you
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:37, archived)
or it's just extremely generous of you
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:37, archived)
Do you know what? Don't reply to this
It's none of my business
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:38, archived)
It's none of my business
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:38, archived)
I'm extremely generous.
I've effectively deferred my inheritance on to my children, which is good for them, as I don't intend to leave them anything.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:53, archived)
I've effectively deferred my inheritance on to my children, which is good for them, as I don't intend to leave them anything.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:53, archived)
if your parents die and the property is then split 50/50 between you and your brother and you get older and need care you will still have to sell the house to pay for it and your kids will get fuck all, i'd get a solicitor to look at this arrangement
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:09, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:09, archived)
thinking about it there are loads of ways this won't pan out, if you and your parents are killed in maybe a car crash or brutal murder, your brother will get it all, kids nothing
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:18, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:18, archived)
Don't worry, mongy, it's all been handled correctly.
Pretty sure the house is going to end up sold to pay for the care of one or both of my parents, rendering the whole thing moot, anyway. I actually preferred the idea that they sell him the house now, then live with him as their landlord.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:24, archived)
Pretty sure the house is going to end up sold to pay for the care of one or both of my parents, rendering the whole thing moot, anyway. I actually preferred the idea that they sell him the house now, then live with him as their landlord.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:24, archived)
that would be better, but there is a time scale on it, don't know what it is but i think they have to remain out of care for 10 years after the deal to avoid being forced to sell, good luck to you all
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:26, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 15:26, archived)
This morning a woman pulled up on the zigzags outside the school
and she had a parking ticket on her dashboard. Couldn't help thinking that maybe she's not quite grasped what 'illegal parking' means.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
and she had a parking ticket on her dashboard. Couldn't help thinking that maybe she's not quite grasped what 'illegal parking' means.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
Not as far as I could tell
I don't tend to see parents in their pyjamas at this school. It does happen around here, I've seen it, but just not at this school.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:23, archived)
I don't tend to see parents in their pyjamas at this school. It does happen around here, I've seen it, but just not at this school.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 14:23, archived)
5/7 this week, mostly guesses
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35662650
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35662650
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
thanks doves, i too got 5
www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/the-friday-news-quiz-91629/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/the-friday-news-quiz-91629/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
i got 5/10 on the kent quiz
my kent knowledge is getting better
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:25, archived)
my kent knowledge is getting better
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:25, archived)
i reckon this might feture next week, and look at that porcupine, i've never seen one like that before
www.kentonline.co.uk/gravesend/news/eviction-notice-leaves-animals-facing-91614/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:31, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/gravesend/news/eviction-notice-leaves-animals-facing-91614/
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:31, archived)
Only a 4 today.
Also, subthread question, whatdo you reckon is the worst "classic" tune of all time. I reckon it's that one about Bangor.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:27, archived)
Also, subthread question, whatdo you reckon is the worst "classic" tune of all time. I reckon it's that one about Bangor.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:27, archived)
I don't really mean that, I mean songs that are considered classics.
You know like stuff that's on the radio all the time.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:42, archived)
You know like stuff that's on the radio all the time.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:42, archived)
You know what I mean, and you're being obtuse as revenge for my earlier Midlands comment aren't you?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
a little, but the truth is I never listen to commercial radio
r4, r3 and about two programmes on 6music - these rarely include 'classics' or regularly repeat songs
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
r4, r3 and about two programmes on 6music - these rarely include 'classics' or regularly repeat songs
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
I've never understood Kiss
They look like BLEARRRRGHHH but they sound like Foreigner or summat.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
They look like BLEARRRRGHHH but they sound like Foreigner or summat.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
the fact that Gene Simmons net wealth is about $300 million angers me.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:55, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:55, archived)
I'm not a queen fan really. And bohemian rhapsody is proper Shit.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
Even as a lifelong Queen fan
I can't listen to that song anymore
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
I can't listen to that song anymore
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
bryan adams and bon jovi can all go and die in a fire alongside every copy of every song they ever made
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 13:05, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 13:05, archived)
If I have to guess the answer, I don't bother
If I don't know it, I don't know it
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:57, archived)
If I don't know it, I don't know it
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:57, archived)
Very clean; Check
Shaved head; Check
Terrible taste in music; Check
waitacottonpickinminute
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 11:52, archived)
Shaved head; Check
Terrible taste in music; Check
waitacottonpickinminute
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 11:52, archived)
No hang on, panic over
I hate Katie Hopkins and think that Tom Hardy is an overrated hack. Phew, that was a narrow squeak.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 11:53, archived)
I hate Katie Hopkins and think that Tom Hardy is an overrated hack. Phew, that was a narrow squeak.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 11:53, archived)
posh spice! cor!
ugh, ugh, ugh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, see you next week
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
ugh, ugh, ugh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, see you next week
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
You mean the talented creators of such timeless hits as "Say You'll Be There" and "Viva Forever?"
You fucking Philistine
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:03, archived)
You fucking Philistine
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:03, archived)
i'm pretty sure that benders hate katie hopkins, 8ate
and the tom hardy thing could be because you're jealous of his abs or sutin
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
and the tom hardy thing could be because you're jealous of his abs or sutin
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
i think i figured out which of my colleagues makes the nose whistling sound when we're on a telcon
how can i politely tell him to put himself on mute or fuck off?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:09, archived)
how can i politely tell him to put himself on mute or fuck off?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:09, archived)
engineer some sort of industrial accident that chops his nose off
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:15, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:15, archived)
no pressue doves but can we have the quiz soon before some prick posts it instead of you, kthxbai
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:17, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 12:17, archived)
Gonna be tricky, they're all out having a moan instead of cracking on
Lazy fucks, they should sack the lot of them
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 7:31, archived)
Lazy fucks, they should sack the lot of them
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 7:31, archived)
I didn't rate Beale Street to Oblivion very highly, is Earth Rocker much better?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:26, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:26, archived)
earth rocker is good, psychic warfare is fantastic
But yeah, didn't rate Beale street either
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
But yeah, didn't rate Beale street either
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
*punches air and freeze frame*
And thus will begin my final year of being in my 30's.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:36, archived)
And thus will begin my final year of being in my 30's.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:36, archived)
I find this deeply offensive and suspect that was your reason for saying it
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
Wait, Boba was the son
Man, how can I show my face at Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con now! OH JEEZ
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
Man, how can I show my face at Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con now! OH JEEZ
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
I'm sat in bed drinking rum like a fucking pirate! How awesome is that?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:14, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:14, archived)
Yeah and they probably didn't mix their rum with cherry coke but obviously there have been significant technological advances since the 17th century
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:35, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:35, archived)
Do you need me to explain the difference between 'like' and 'with'?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:55, archived)
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:55, archived)
It's alright i suppose
I'm contemplating how many shots of the stuff I could knock back before I get caught and fired.. anyone else work nights?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 1:30, archived)
I'm contemplating how many shots of the stuff I could knock back before I get caught and fired.. anyone else work nights?
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 1:30, archived)
Surprised cock
( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:01, archived)
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( , Fri 26 Feb 2016, 0:01, archived)
hey question time's on
thought i might give it a watch, nobody's said anything racist yet
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 23:06, archived)
thought i might give it a watch, nobody's said anything racist yet
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 23:06, archived)
Oh man, just done a 12 hour day on call followed by a 2 hour meeting and then get shouted at for getting home late.
How does this divorce thing work again mongy?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 23:43, archived)
How does this divorce thing work again mongy?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 23:43, archived)
Fuck you guys, I'm off to Shropshire.
Where the fuck is Shropshire anyway?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:21, archived)
Where the fuck is Shropshire anyway?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:21, archived)
"shr-" is the Polish version of the
Shm-reduplication, which makes it seems like Poles have a particular antipathy for the West Midlands.
#noonecaresaboutthisgrrrmachine
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:31, archived)
Shm-reduplication, which makes it seems like Poles have a particular antipathy for the West Midlands.
#noonecaresaboutthisgrrrmachine
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:31, archived)
I've already been in the nearest volcano. It smells of eggs. Two Americans got killed so they don't let you go in any more.
Two Americans got killed Some kid burned my neck
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:41, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:41, archived)
“I was so horrified. My friend Amber had her cat killed too, I have no doubt that this was a repeat attack.”
She said: “I have read about the attacks and I am convinced it was sexually motivated.
“I have read about horrible things like this on Reddit, and psychos like that often get some sort of sexual pleasure from what they do.”
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
She said: “I have read about the attacks and I am convinced it was sexually motivated.
“I have read about horrible things like this on Reddit, and psychos like that often get some sort of sexual pleasure from what they do.”
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
Apparently I need to stop swearing around the baby, in case it learns
I reckon I can get away with "bollocks", because no-one in this country will understand it anyway even if my kid repeats it.
What pseudoswears did your parents use when you were being a little cunt?
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I reckon I can get away with "bollocks", because no-one in this country will understand it anyway even if my kid repeats it.
What pseudoswears did your parents use when you were being a little cunt?
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In our house we were allowed to swear up until his 1st birthday
before that, we figured he probably wasn't paying attention. It's not like we were saying to him "Ok, it's time for your fucking nap!"
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:03, archived)
before that, we figured he probably wasn't paying attention. It's not like we were saying to him "Ok, it's time for your fucking nap!"
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:03, archived)
"fucking hell Control, look at the state of that nappy, you manky little retard!"
crooned my wife this morning in her newly-found patronizing-the-baby voice
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:05, archived)
crooned my wife this morning in her newly-found patronizing-the-baby voice
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:05, archived)
not on the birth certificate, no
but it won't find that out until it can read
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
but it won't find that out until it can read
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
I had an uncle who would say 'christmas' instead of christ
and 'godfathers' instead of 'god'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:03, archived)
and 'godfathers' instead of 'god'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:03, archived)
My dad says 'bastard' a lot, I grew up thinking it was a farily mild insult along the lines of 'idiot' which has got me into trouble later in life.
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I was like that with 'bugger'.
I learned in primary that it was a bit stronger than 'damn'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:17, archived)
I learned in primary that it was a bit stronger than 'damn'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:17, archived)
Yeah I say bugger quite a bit too. My dad's background was quite privileged and I guess 'bugger' and 'bastard' sound less rude when spoken by an old Etonian.
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It's weird how 'bugger' is so much milder than 'fuck', when it should be considered at least as obscene, if you think about it.
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Dunno.
Think my mum settled on "sugar" and my dad on "christ".
My eldest thinks it's terribly unfair that we don't allow " dick" as an acceptable bit of cussing, given that it's also a name and a body part. He was very amused when he got a letter signed by Dick Small, though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:10, archived)
Think my mum settled on "sugar" and my dad on "christ".
My eldest thinks it's terribly unfair that we don't allow " dick" as an acceptable bit of cussing, given that it's also a name and a body part. He was very amused when he got a letter signed by Dick Small, though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:10, archived)
I've heard the "Dick is someone's name!" excuse more times than I care to admit
My boys have recently learned the word "balls" which three of us find funny, one of us doesn't. Can you guess which?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
My boys have recently learned the word "balls" which three of us find funny, one of us doesn't. Can you guess which?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
I'm trying to encourage mine to use proper terms for their genitals,
as it ought to make explaining sex a bit easier. Difficult to keep the appropriate tone whilst explaining that a man's willy goes in a lady's nim-nim.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
as it ought to make explaining sex a bit easier. Difficult to keep the appropriate tone whilst explaining that a man's willy goes in a lady's nim-nim.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
Thanks to YouTube, mine will shamelessly declare something to be "lol" or "epic".
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
My mum: 'you're such a twat'
'don't you mean twit?'
'no, I don't'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
'don't you mean twit?'
'no, I don't'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
As a kid I thought my parents had invented the word 'wazzock', as I'd never heard anyone else say it.
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Also in our house, 'poop' meant 'fart' for some reason. It was only in later life I found out 'poop' was American for 'poo'.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:31, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:31, archived)
This has made me think that we should have a 'things you used to think were true when you were a kid' thread
not right now, obvs
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:32, archived)
not right now, obvs
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:32, archived)
Do you think dipstick is used as an insult because it's a bit like 'dick'?
Because dipsticks are quite usseful, aren't they?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:33, archived)
Because dipsticks are quite usseful, aren't they?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:33, archived)
Pretty much, yes.
The fact we use terms like "dick", " cunt ", and " cock " as insults does not reflect well on our culture, if you ask me. "Cock sucker" is a dreadful insult, but really, who doesn't love getting their cock sucked?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:41, archived)
The fact we use terms like "dick", " cunt ", and " cock " as insults does not reflect well on our culture, if you ask me. "Cock sucker" is a dreadful insult, but really, who doesn't love getting their cock sucked?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:41, archived)
Lunch, eh? Fucking benders
You won't catch me having lunch. Not like you lot of benders. Benders.
Thursday. Friday's Friday. What are you doing at the weekend? Being a bender, I bet.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
You won't catch me having lunch. Not like you lot of benders. Benders.
Thursday. Friday's Friday. What are you doing at the weekend? Being a bender, I bet.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
Friday I'm going to a proper hipster party.
Private lock in at a coffee shop that sells vintage clothing. Bring your own booze. 3 acoustic acts. Meat raffle.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:42, archived)
Private lock in at a coffee shop that sells vintage clothing. Bring your own booze. 3 acoustic acts. Meat raffle.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:42, archived)
That sounds like the worst thing ever
And I've seen a documentary about the holocaust
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:46, archived)
And I've seen a documentary about the holocaust
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:46, archived)
I didn't even get that far
I saw 'lock in at a coffee shop' and 'vintage clothing' then threw up everywhere.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:50, archived)
I saw 'lock in at a coffee shop' and 'vintage clothing' then threw up everywhere.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:50, archived)
So so
I'm in the office today, so it's a change of scenery. You?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:47, archived)
I'm in the office today, so it's a change of scenery. You?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:47, archived)
Going to a gig, you might not like them, hence you might think I'm a bender for going
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:10, archived)
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It doesn't matter whether or not I like them
Chances are, I won't know who they are anyway. Who are you going to see, you massive bender?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
Chances are, I won't know who they are anyway. Who are you going to see, you massive bender?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
it had better be a vegan chiptuning hip hop band doing Streets of Rage answer songs
otherwise someone on here's going to get upset
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
otherwise someone on here's going to get upset
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
I'm actually looking forward to it.
The bands aren't my thing, but there will be some good friends there.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
The bands aren't my thing, but there will be some good friends there.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
nut cutlets or quorn steaks for their fucking vegan meat raffle contribution
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:58, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:58, archived)
or what size mocha to instagram while they try on fedoras probably
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
The world is ending tomorrow
How are YOU going to spend the day?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:44, archived)
How are YOU going to spend the day?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:44, archived)
Knowing it's the last day isn't going to put me in much of a mood to do anything though
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:52, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:52, archived)
you could get nostalgic
all the cool kids are doing it these days
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:53, archived)
all the cool kids are doing it these days
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:53, archived)
this is some powerful nostalgia, right here
data-discs.com/products/streetsofrage2?variant=10603905671
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
data-discs.com/products/streetsofrage2?variant=10603905671
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
*coughs* birthday *coughs*
I don't even own a turntable. Or are they CD's?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
I don't even own a turntable. Or are they CD's?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
One of our 'question of the day' things on the work notice board was
"You have an hour left on earth. What will you?"
I put down "Make 20 soft boiled eggs"
One of my colleagues said "Why don't you just put more in the pan at the same time?"
He wasn't joking.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
"You have an hour left on earth. What will you?"
I put down "Make 20 soft boiled eggs"
One of my colleagues said "Why don't you just put more in the pan at the same time?"
He wasn't joking.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
I think they might've nicked that from The Whizzkid's Handbook
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
no, you've conflated the bash street kids and billy whizz
AGAIN
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
AGAIN
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
sorry, it was all that nostalgia
I'm well in the mood for a Wham bar and some parma violets now
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:01, archived)
I'm well in the mood for a Wham bar and some parma violets now
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:01, archived)
no-one enjoys parma violets, not even you with your denty brain
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:10, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:10, archived)
I do like them and you shan't tell me otherwise
if no-one liked them then they wouldn't make them, dur-brain
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
if no-one liked them then they wouldn't make them, dur-brain
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
Some days I find the idiots in here charming
Other days I find it so frustrating that I want to kill everyone, then myself.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
Other days I find it so frustrating that I want to kill everyone, then myself.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
UR NOT THE PRESIDENT OF EGGS
I SWEAR I will use this expression at some point. It's too funny to not be used.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:58, archived)
I SWEAR I will use this expression at some point. It's too funny to not be used.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:58, archived)
wait until either of your spawn, or your wife complain about the quality of your cooked eggs (i imagine this is a fairly regular occurrence?)
then... BAM
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:11, archived)
then... BAM
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:11, archived)
well i was planning on going for tapas tomorrow
I was quite looking forward to it so I'd probably just do that
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
I was quite looking forward to it so I'd probably just do that
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
is this legit? 'cause I'm going to look a right prick if I skip work and it doesn't
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:50, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:50, archived)
nah, i just wanted a new thread but couldn't think of a subject
then i saw 'the godbox' and clicked it
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:54, archived)
then i saw 'the godbox' and clicked it
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:54, archived)
Oh is it? I'll put my best pants on and await the inevitable then.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:51, archived)
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Its turning into a stock reply, especially to a prick mod calling themselves god, what a wanker
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:18, archived)
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She always seems quite clean
I like clean people. As an example to the contrary, Miley Cyrus looks unclean. Amy Winehouse did too.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:57, archived)
I like clean people. As an example to the contrary, Miley Cyrus looks unclean. Amy Winehouse did too.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:57, archived)
Wino looked unclean in a good way to start with.
Although that quite rapidly changed.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
Although that quite rapidly changed.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
does it end at midnight, so I have a full day
or is it "tomorrow" the same way ParcelForce understands "we will deliver your package tomorrow" so it could end any time between 8am and 7pm and inevitably just when I've sat down on the bog to crimp one off.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:55, archived)
or is it "tomorrow" the same way ParcelForce understands "we will deliver your package tomorrow" so it could end any time between 8am and 7pm and inevitably just when I've sat down on the bog to crimp one off.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:55, archived)
the latter
as if any religious entity has ever been able to provide reliable info. come on.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
as if any religious entity has ever been able to provide reliable info. come on.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)
I dunno
He said 'Thou shalt not kill' and he was quite right. I never have.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:58, archived)
He said 'Thou shalt not kill' and he was quite right. I never have.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:58, archived)
no, but we've all seen how you've looked at your neighbour's ass
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
One of them has this weird condition where she can't stop having children
The other one looks like Matt Lucas. Take your pick.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:05, archived)
The other one looks like Matt Lucas. Take your pick.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:05, archived)
yeah, but scroobius pip said
'thou shalt always kill'
so who are we supposed to believe?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:13, archived)
'thou shalt always kill'
so who are we supposed to believe?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:13, archived)
It would seem I'm going to spend it listening to some sort of robot loudly bark instructions at my colleagues in how to use a defibrillator.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:05, archived)
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christ, shut the fuck up will you
No one is reading all that shit you type.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 7:50, archived)
No one is reading all that shit you type.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 7:50, archived)
look, it is possible to go too far you know
comparing people to SickRik, that's just not on
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:01, archived)
comparing people to SickRik, that's just not on
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:01, archived)
Dunno. Came from a scrubber town. Couldn't get a proper job so became a TEFL migrant.
The only real difference is that he migrated somewhere with decent food and a warm climate. And he's really fucking orange.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:16, archived)
The only real difference is that he migrated somewhere with decent food and a warm climate. And he's really fucking orange.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:16, archived)
The pervasive sexual innuendo on this place is absolutely ruining it for us women.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:53, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:53, archived)
hur hur hur, "perv"
you know, like sexual deviancy from the viewpoint of frigid conservative women who deep down are absolutely gagging for it
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:55, archived)
you know, like sexual deviancy from the viewpoint of frigid conservative women who deep down are absolutely gagging for it
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:55, archived)
Sounds like somebody needs a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:27, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:27, archived)
you do that shit on my parquet, I'll smash your ankles off with a sledgehammer, just sayin
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:30, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:30, archived)
"Does he bite?"
"Yes he does."
"Will he bite me?"
"More than likely."
"Why?"
"Because he doesn't know you."
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:08, archived)
"Yes he does."
"Will he bite me?"
"More than likely."
"Why?"
"Because he doesn't know you."
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:08, archived)
I think this sub thread is a cry for help
it's ok vlad, we're here for you
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
it's ok vlad, we're here for you
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
make the most of me this is your lot for today
you could always bookmark this thread to enjoy the links later, when you find you just have to check they really are as bad as you think...oh yes they are, just watch again to be sure...tappety taptap STOPIT oh these are terrible...tappety taptapTAPTAP argh no...I AM ENJOYING MUSICALS :-O
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:44, archived)
you could always bookmark this thread to enjoy the links later, when you find you just have to check they really are as bad as you think...oh yes they are, just watch again to be sure...tappety taptap STOPIT oh these are terrible...tappety taptapTAPTAP argh no...I AM ENJOYING MUSICALS :-O
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:44, archived)
where are you going vlad?
come play with us.
forever and ever and ever
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:45, archived)
come play with us.
forever and ever and ever
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:45, archived)
or I could just click delete and consign all these links to oblivion
where they belong
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
where they belong
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
If I do nothing we can create parallel universes
where you imagine I've listened to them all and developed an andrew lloyd weber fetish, while I just ignore them.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
where you imagine I've listened to them all and developed an andrew lloyd weber fetish, while I just ignore them.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
I've put too much milk in my cereal
I don't see how this day could get any worse :(
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:16, archived)
I don't see how this day could get any worse :(
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:16, archived)
Go outside and put your bum in the sun
watch out for wasps though
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:22, archived)
watch out for wasps though
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:22, archived)
You should laminate your cornflakes so that the milk doesn't make them all soggy
hope that helps
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:19, archived)
hope that helps
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:19, archived)
Can I get away with pouring all the flakes into a single laminate pocket and cut round them, or do I need to do them individually?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
probably easier to lay out a sheet of clear sticky plastic
sprinkle the flakes on, then put another transparency over the top. Press down to seal them in, then cut around each flake as necessary. Or cut them into slices and eat them like pop tarts.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:22, archived)
sprinkle the flakes on, then put another transparency over the top. Press down to seal them in, then cut around each flake as necessary. Or cut them into slices and eat them like pop tarts.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:22, archived)
Remember that story coming out about them being swingers?
At least Ian Kranky lamped Paul Daniels.
I'd have fucking loved to have done that, but now that he turns out to have inoperable cancer I'd probably feel guilty if giving him a kicking meant that he missed a chemo session.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
At least Ian Kranky lamped Paul Daniels.
I'd have fucking loved to have done that, but now that he turns out to have inoperable cancer I'd probably feel guilty if giving him a kicking meant that he missed a chemo session.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
If it's inoperable, will he bother with chemo?
If you punch him in the head the tumour may soften the blow
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
If you punch him in the head the tumour may soften the blow
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
In the case of inoperable cancers
The chemo reduces the size and effect of the tumours and helps prolong the patient's life.
The cancer is still there and like buckshot through them, so it's more a matter of managing the situation.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:44, archived)
The chemo reduces the size and effect of the tumours and helps prolong the patient's life.
The cancer is still there and like buckshot through them, so it's more a matter of managing the situation.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:44, archived)
My mother is currently dying the same way
Her oncologist told her it was like a bag of rice exploding in her stomach.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
Her oncologist told her it was like a bag of rice exploding in her stomach.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
Apparently he does have a good bedside manner
But my Mother would actually prefer to know her situation rather than be lied to or have it sugar-coated.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:29, archived)
But my Mother would actually prefer to know her situation rather than be lied to or have it sugar-coated.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:29, archived)
urgh
www.southwalesargus.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/9426886.Krankies_admit_to__swinging__past/
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
www.southwalesargus.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/9426886.Krankies_admit_to__swinging__past/
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
Too slow!
That story about Wee Jimmy injuring herself falling off a beanstalk during a panto was funny though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
That story about Wee Jimmy injuring herself falling off a beanstalk during a panto was funny though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
I'm also not Ian Hislop
Despite accusations to the contrary.
Chose the name because I was- and am- a big fan of Peter Cook.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
Despite accusations to the contrary.
Chose the name because I was- and am- a big fan of Peter Cook.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
Any time from 00:00 to 11:59
Kind of been using this system for a while now, tangles, keep up
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:05, archived)
Kind of been using this system for a while now, tangles, keep up
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:05, archived)
Not here
It's coming up to 01:00 and time for bed.
I guess that's technically morning but I will still have a good kip and see the sun rise.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:52, archived)
It's coming up to 01:00 and time for bed.
I guess that's technically morning but I will still have a good kip and see the sun rise.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:52, archived)
there's obviously a lot more to this than grrry considered when he opened this can of worms
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
Yeah right. Like the earth is actually round. Wake up, sheeple. Time zones are just The Man's plan to make us work more hours!
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
It's an oblate spheroid. Or 'round'.
Pedantry is rarely dignified and especially not when it's wrong.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
Pedantry is rarely dignified and especially not when it's wrong.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
Dunno why we can't all just have the same time but in some countries midnight has bright sunshine
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:22, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:22, archived)
Yeah. It's not like those damn fuzzywuzzies can read a clock anyway.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
Just turn the face round so 12 is at the bottom, problem solved
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:25, archived)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:25, archived)
I like that and raise you this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 2:19, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE
( , Thu 25 Feb 2016, 2:19, archived)
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