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No Bra Day
you know what to do!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:04, archived)

Boycott Bentley Rhythm Ace?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:06, archived)

remove the bras of all my female colleagues forcibly?
#trump2016
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:06, archived)

Who'd have thought it could get this bad
I meant, there were absolutely no warning signs this is was going to continue its death spiral. None. None whatsoever.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:25, archived)

i reckon trump's gonna win, he's polling well amongst white men
repeal the 19th!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:27, archived)

All polling points to a Hillary win, most are showing between 11%-19% lead
So nailed on Trump :(
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

538
Is worth checking out for the latest. ANd if you want to be super nerdy, listen to the Pollsters Podcast.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)

that's all wrong because trump's going to win

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

Don't worry, he got knighted because he's sold loads of records
I'm glad actually, because I thought the queen just gave away these things for nothing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:07, archived)

I hope Gary Barlow receives a knighthood soon

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:19, archived)

He's so rock & roll, he'd probably refuse it
and smoke a "cannabis spliff" in the toilets
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:22, archived)

surely not
he seems like such a nice boy on the telly
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:25, archived)

i too hope somebody swings a sword at gary barlow

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:24, archived)

GS?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:26, archived)

we'll see

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

So, when you said the sword of damacles was hanging over your head, you meant...
oh god
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

i love this gif
but i'm not sure when i'd ever get to use it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:24, archived)

i wouldn't mind a knighthood, i heard they're quite expensive though

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:26, archived)

I believe in you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:26, archived)

I don't think I've ever worn one, to be honest
not knowingly, anyway
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:07, archived)

perhaps you should
it could radically alter your life
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)

I'll not deny that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:16, archived)

whatever you old queen
i had a housemate that always took any opportunity to dress as a woman. underwear and everything. it was a bit weird. then i found out that a few years ago, his house was raided and his hard drive was taken by the police. nasty.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:28, archived)

woah
do you know any more than that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:33, archived)

yeah, it's very unsavoury

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

eek

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:44, archived)

co bra day, more like

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:07, archived)

^ strikes first, strikes hard, shows NO MERCY!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:16, archived)

like a team bra?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:17, archived)

yeah,
like this pair of absolute tits
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:33, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:34, archived)

Yeah I'll have a pint

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mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:23, archived)

sun's almost over the yard arm, innit

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:25, archived)

watch Weird Science and try to wank while thinking what Kelly Le Brock's tits look like these days?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:11, archived)

I'd just like to point out that further down this very page, you made some comments regarding her majesty the Queen
and eluded to her highness becoming sexually aroused while listening to Rod Stewart records. I must register my most sincerest disgust at these comments, and request that a full investigation take place, resulting in, but not limited to, your immediate arrest and incarceration.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)

I would like to state that further down this page manolith made a post containing the word "lillies"
and no-one, not a SINGLE ONE of you, induced the whoosh of a strikey-g to replace the cardinal L with a W. In this regard all are guilty, and therefore any accusations made towards my behaviour on this board reflect even worse on the accuser. Long live the Queen.

Regards,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:19, archived)

I was too busy reminiscing about childhood visits to Standlake
coincidentally to a house called Lilliput
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:23, archived)

L W p b t m
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:24, archived)

that's because everyone respects me so much

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:29, archived)

oh god this is like frankie boyle and the haunted pussy again

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:20, archived)

Another traitor to the crown

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:22, archived)

i hope that when the queen dies the crown is passed on to prince william and not that horrible charles

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:24, archived)

I love Wills
and Kate. And their charming and beautiful children.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:26, archived)

+ie

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:27, archived)

two hats, last summer
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

They're basically exhibits in a human zoo.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:28, archived)

^traitor

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:34, archived)

Wills? Willies, more like.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

Yeah, what tangles said.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:33, archived)

good morning, monster munch
sleep well?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:33, archived)

long live our future king
it's what princess di would've wanted
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

My mum is a 'princess of hearts' person
but my grandfather thinks that Diana was, and I quote, a "whore". These opposing views make for some excellent after dinner conversation.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:39, archived)

I'm still a bit annoyed that she completely ruined my saturday morning cartoon watching tbh.
28 at the time etc.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:41, archived)

no she didn't

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:44, archived)

I thought it was a sunday

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)

it was

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:48, archived)

Could've ruined Gormo's cartoons the following week I suppose
I mean, it did drag on a bit, didn't it hahahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

Another hundred metres at least, after the brakes failed

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:02, archived)

^this is some next-level tedious pedantry

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

I'm only trying to help you get over it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:03, archived)

i remember there was a bit cut from a simpsons episode that referenced princess di
i think barney moved his car because he thought he saw princess di but it was actually just a pile of trash
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

correct

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

"pass the after-eights please granddad"
"DIANA WAS A WHORE!"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:47, archived)

It's not a million miles away from this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:48, archived)

"pass the toffifee please grandad" ?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

matchmakers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

I'm back now.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:07, archived)

did Jeremy Beadle turn up and point out where the hidden camera was?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:10, archived)

I got a gingerbread man.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:12, archived)

Is this drug dealer slang ?

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mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:22, archived)

I'm going to Standlake with some paintings.
Where are you going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:13, archived)

Slightly mad
Like the song!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:14, archived)

not much, no

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)

How dare you

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:00, archived)

Snakeland to see some asps
Official Snakey Joke Time subthread
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:14, archived)

cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:15, archived)

on the cool-o-meter
it definitely tips the scales!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:19, archived)

^speaks with forked tongue

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:20, archived)

snake yo rump-aah

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:28, archived)

paul's boa-tique

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:55, archived)

Cottonmouth Joe.
(Where did he come from? Where did he go?)
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:02, archived)

that's not by the beastie boys

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:07, archived)

Snake themed, though.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:11, archived)

Just look in the mirror m8

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:37, archived)

ur a fackin liar

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)

So why are you going to Standlake with some paintings?
What is Standlake, and why would you take paintings there?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:17, archived)

Sacrificial ritual
Gotta do it or the gods will be angry about modern art.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:19, archived)

It's a village. The paintings are having the frames gilded.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:28, archived)

have you framed your whole lineage?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:29, archived)

ok

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:30, archived)

I guilded yer nans frame last night

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:31, archived)

take some lillies with you as well

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:53, archived)

you can't even stand on a lake
unless it's frozen. maybe he's going to scandinavia
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:53, archived)

Landsteak
To have some chicken.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:18, archived)

They call chicken "the tuna of the land"
there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:18, archived)

Bullshit.
I've just been in the treasury, college has 2 6ft narwhal horns just sitting about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:33, archived)

Would they miss one?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:37, archived)

I dunno

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:42, archived)

I only ask because I'd quite like to own one

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:50, archived)

^ wants to have the horn

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:55, archived)

my reasons are my own

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:04, archived)

You'll dance round the livingroom with it,
singing "I'm horny! I'm horny, horny, horny!", won't you?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:05, archived)

no m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:05, archived)

Lies! On the internet!
Where will this madness end?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:06, archived)

^tuna of the land dentist

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:54, archived)

clickin this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:01, archived)

Finneganswake
to give the wet and low visibility.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:25, archived)

Stakeland with some vampires

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:29, archived)

Blandlake to look at a typical everyday average body of water

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:32, archived)

Up and down, I'm up the wall, I'm up the bloody tree.

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:38, archived)

Manchester.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:38, archived)

Madchester, I call it!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:50, archived)

When going to a trade show and sleeping in a travelodge?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:53, archived)

Yep
I lie there, alone, whispering "madchester" into the darkness.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:01, archived)

I once nudged my laptop into the bedside disabled panic button while trying to get a wifi signal on my laptop.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:05, archived)

why?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:01, archived)

I have a speech impedimedt

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:02, archived)

I used to know someone in Standlake
I can't really expand this into much more of an anecdote though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:51, archived)

Does he restore paintings for the university?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:51, archived)

no, we sometimes went sailing at nearby Hardwick Park though

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:55, archived)

Speaking of sailing, do we know why Rod Stewart has been knighted?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:04, archived)

My god, what a cunt
With a nod to one of his songs, he added: “I thank Her Majesty and promise to ‘wear it well’.”
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:05, archived)

I like the idea that, after a hard day's queening
Her Maj plonks herself down on a wingback chair and rifles through a collection of worn out 70s vinyl in a fake walnut cabinet, and she chooses one to play while she nibbles Rich Tea biscuits and does the crossword.

And like everyone she'll coo and say "ooo I haven't heard this one in a while, have we Phillip, old Rod, do you remember, that's how Edward was made, have we knighted him yet?" and a butler drones "no ma'am, just a CBE like Bryan Ferry" and she sprays crumbs back and says "well pop his name on the list then, would you mind, 'scuse me."

Then she'll make a cheeky smirk at Phillip and they'll retire to bed early.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:10, archived)

I suppose I could answer the question though
I am going to go home to collect my son's trumpet, because the little prick forgot to bring it to school this morning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)

Your nan collected my trumpet last night

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:13, archived)

Gotye made a whole shit song out of it
So well done on not pushing it to them extremes
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)

nowhere
my legs hurt
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:51, archived)

i'm going to get some coffee

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:00, archived)

i just got a coffee. it was crap
they're training new """baristas""" in the canteen
i'm wearing this tshirt and everything :(
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:06, archived)

I ordered a coffee, but got hit with a steel chair.
They were training new Batistas.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:11, archived)

this flagrant attempt to curry favour has not gone unnoticed

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)

Nowhere.
I'm in the office and have no need to travel, today.
Up to my eyeballs in SQL, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:04, archived)

Dunno

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mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:04, archived)

Official Morning Thread

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:16, archived)

Thank god, I've been hitting f5 all morning

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:18, archived)

f5 children and small animals
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:21, archived)

alright
I'll play along
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:18, archived)

a with my sch
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:22, archived)

okay

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:45, archived)

Official HB Mupps branded Morning Thread Reply(R)
Part of the Official Morning Thread range of products
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:23, archived)

maybe he's born with it
maybe it's Maybelmine
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:26, archived)

Strikey-G After Effects
post processing lolz
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:14, archived)

I'd like to learn that
but I'll probably learn Blender instead

wooosh strikey-G on the l!!!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:17, archived)

Can you do video post processing in Blender?
I thought it was just a 3D modelling program?

I don't know the first thing about AE, got a mate who knows enough about it to do it for a living, but even he says there's parts of it he hasn't got a clue how to use
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:12, archived)

yeah, blender can make all sorts of 3D effects, apparently

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:16, archived)

I know that, so can 3DS Max, Maya, etc.
But compositing it onto already existing video? I thought you'd have to export rendered footage and use something like AE or FinalCut / NUKE to composite everything together?
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:57, archived)

Official started by a big gay spaz who likes it up the bum bum from other gay spazzes morning thread.
More like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:41, archived)

officially replied to by a mneurgh mneurgh dingus breath

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:42, archived)

I love dingus as an insult.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:47, archived)

ibyd
ydob
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:06, archived)

T

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:10, archived)

Murdoch

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:13, archived)

A slickly-honed opening gambit
Let us all now join hands and hold this thread's tallywhacker so it can tinkle "Morning" in the snow.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:12, archived)

this is some weird dogooder hippy bullshit and no mistake

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:13, archived)

*sings cum-baya*

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:16, archived)

alright "K7"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:17, archived)

Wh'appen Mr D.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:23, archived)

s dr
g k
~~-baya~~
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:17, archived)

Official Morning Thread ("OMT") is a program of the European Central Bank under which the bank makes purchases ("outright transactions") in secondary, sovereign bond markets, under certain conditions, of bonds issued by Eurozone member-states.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:13, archived)

I thought it was a New Zealand band famous for their one song "How Bizarre"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:18, archived)

You should have stayed at home yesterday

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:26, archived)

All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this thread are entirely accurate.
Identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is completely intended and should be inferred.

Everyone, and everything, associated with this film received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products.

Countless animals were harmed in the making of this morning thread.
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:19, archived)

I behead a chicken and pray to my heathen deity before typing
not that it improves the quality in any way, I just like doing it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:23, archived)

~~actual personss~~ a fat ballbag
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:26, archived)

Off-brand, generic reply.
The quality is almost as good, but, oh, the savings...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:15, archived)

BOGOF reply

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:19, archived)

BOGOF reply

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:19, archived)

This one will go mouldy at the back of the fridge..

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:23, archived)

does it come with a grrrantee of quality?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:44, archived)

everything I do is quality

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 8:47, archived)

like a nestle bryan adams

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:20, archived)

I'd a to +in + ' arms
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:23, archived)

Got a bagel here with salt beef, cheese, and gherkins
Making up for yesterdays terrible breakfast.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:09, archived)

See, I like bagels, they're a really nice type of bread
but why the fucking hole? Is it so hard to make a bagel that's like a bun?
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:14, archived)

It is a thing
Sadly all recipes I'm finding are American. Think the hole is because the best bit is the soft outer edge which isn't yer standard crust (from the way they are part boiled) and thus the hole is to make as much outside surface area as possible rather than lots of chewy inside.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:24, archived)

THIS IS SOMETHING I LIKE
TAKE NOTE, PEOPLE
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:14, archived)

Typical Jew

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:32, archived)

It's not kosher if it's got beef and cheese in it, come on now.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:43, archived)

I didn't say he was a good jew

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:46, archived)

^ Observes the observers

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:49, archived)

I read an American recipe for Pulled Pork, recently, that insisted on "Kosher Salt".
Struck me as a bit strange, but maybe it was an attempt at irony?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:50, archived)

Yeah, I've seen that before too
I think that maybe the person who wrote the recipe doesn't really understand what kosher salt is.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:51, archived)

Actually, isn't it an american thing
where kosher salt is just a catch-all title for sea salt or rock salt? Summat like that. Either way, it's got nothing to do with judaism.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:55, archived)

^ this
According to Wikipedia, the repository of all truth and knowledge in the 21st century, supplanting even the Encyclopedia Galactica etc... kosher salt, or koshering salt, is standard salt but thicker grains, essentially rock salt.

"The term "kosher salt" comes from its use in making meats kosher by removing surface blood, not from its being made in accordance with the guidelines for kosher foods as written in the Torah, as nearly all salt is kosher, including ordinary table salt."
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:00, archived)

Someone should find a reason to call pepper halal.
We'd solve the centuries long conflict with condiments.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:03, archived)

And bring about the much anticipated revival of Salt N' Pepa

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:32, archived)

I did wonder.
You're probably right, though - just Americans being weird.
There's no eggs in eggplants, either.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:01, archived)

those monsters

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:06, archived)

I don't understand the existence of low-sodium salt

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:52, archived)

diet sugar

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:53, archived)

Decoration. Shitty shitty decoration.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:54, archived)

~~cor~~ fec
x2
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:56, archived)

Reduced-fat butter

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:08, archived)

Ironically, kosher salt isn't even necessarily kosher.
It's just used to make meat kosher by drawing all the blood out.

My favourite one though is Walmart's special offer for "Delicious for Chanukah" boneless smoked ham.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:54, archived)

I liked the Hanukkah wrapping paper with a swastika design.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:03, archived)

Do you?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:06, archived)

Is spanishfly unofficial?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:33, archived)

most people can't see him

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:39, archived)

haha
oh dear
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:42, archived)

Like a Tesco Value John Cena.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:46, archived)

The doctor will see you now, Mr Cena
No he won't :'(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:47, archived)

Must happen all the time.
Likewise, everyone must ask The Rock about his culinary endeavors.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:57, archived)

Language time: "Cena" is the Polish word for "Price"
making him Tesco Value John Price
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:53, archived)

lol
In an instance he's gone from being a WWE superstar to a 19th century industrialist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:54, archived)

In Italy he is known as Giovanni Dinner

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:06, archived)

I like it when I give my plan for the day in the morning meeting
and the boss says, "Sounds like a full day!" and I know it's 2 hours work tops.

Essential workplace skill, that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:40, archived)

Good innit
I'm learning Word macros for the same reason
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:46, archived)

you're being tested - they know full well how long they expect it to take

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:49, archived)

^ Present day George Constanza

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:59, archived)

off brand unofficial reply

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 9:58, archived)

I miss pghero :(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:07, archived)

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/education/coach-driver-put-children-s-lives-at-risk-by-stopping-on-busy-portsmouth-road-to-pray-1-7626226
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 10:12, archived)

"If a bus load of Muslims were treated this way buy a white British driver there would be uproar!"
I enjoyed this comment, enormously. And the one complaining to Jesus about the paper's lack of proofing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 11:00, archived)

morning

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 6:44, archived)

morning
anyone being fruitful and multiplying today?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:03, archived)

woah there!!
Janet Jackson is pregnant at age 50 ... I sure hope it's Michael coming back, lol weirdo
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:07, archived)

Morning

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 7:22, archived)

Don't make me have to Google that for you.
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pghero Good things come to those who wait., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 6:05, archived)

alright lurker

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 6:34, archived)

Alright dozer

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 6:43, archived)

I watched a Jason Statham film the other week.
That makes me a Cunt I think.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 23:47, archived)

Transporter 2 is on film 4, statham and a young boy, luck besson,, good tho

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:08, archived)

It's a good film, they never show it because of the above

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)

Transporter 3 is best avoided, though.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)

Is that the ginge

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:16, archived)

One of them he goes up a ramp and takes a bomb off the underneath of his car with a crane hook

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:07, archived)

It's all a bit silly

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:08, archived)

You talked about this before, boring prick, change the record

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:09, archived)

I've tried to take Jason Statham seriously as a leading man and an action hero.
I just can't manage it though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:24, archived)

^

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:27, archived)

Yeah but this is the only semi stylish film he's been in, it's luc

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:27, archived)

Have you seen Crank?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:20, archived)

No.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:30, archived)

he does his own stunts, you know
or maybe he doesn't. i dunno, just something i heard
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:29, archived)

he shaves his own bonce

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:30, archived)

even though he's super famous now?
wow, what a man of the people
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:38, archived)

Um...good for him?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:30, archived)

not if it goes wrong
then it'd be quite bad for him
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:38, archived)

Seenthe new update?
Training armies just got mental
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:35, archived)

Why do they want tab load outs ffs

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:00, archived)

i'm watching death proof on syfy now
the cat is sat on me
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 23:24, archived)

Planet Terror is the better half of that double bill.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 23:58, archived)

i'm sure it is but that wasn't on at the time

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 0:56, archived)

A French girl I have been talking to just asked if she could paint me like one of her French men.
Nah she just asked if I wanted to share room service in room 302.

I said yes.

But then I decided it's more fun to post on the internet.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 20:42, archived)

"she's" probably a he

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)

Alright the man that masturbates with a sock on his hand.
How are the burns?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:28, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/8000973
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 20:57, archived)

Is that still going.
I thought dozer was in charge so therefor it met a gruesome yet deserved malicious death.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:28, archived)

I've often turned down offers of sex, in favour of lying about it on here.
In fact, I'm doing it right now!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:14, archived)

I don't know, for sure, if it was an offer of sex or just that the bottles of wine here are so expensive.
The cheapest being 78CHF, that you just have to find someone to share it with so you don't go bankrupt.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 21:27, archived)

What was her BMI roughly? If it was over 40 then she probably is just after room service.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 22:24, archived)

Well I just ordered a bottle of wine that is costing £48 so over 40 is a good guess but it's the wrong concept
And it is room service for me and Mary
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 23:05, archived)

I have a strange man called James talking to me who owns an apartment in Monaco apparently.
He has bought a few drinks now so hey who cares I am either getting dare raped or he is genuine.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:00, archived)

Dare rape
The most intrepid of all the rapes.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:02, archived)

That's like when you shout "SURPRISE" first and then you get down to the raping.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:05, archived)

As the saying goes,
rape is just surprise sex, after all.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:09, archived)

I think I kinda implied that.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:55, archived)

Whoah, way to make spanishfly look like the intelligent one here.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:36, archived)

It's not difficult
The last thing I remember before being thrown in the cells a few months ago was being asked by the sergeant why I was being so difficult.

Difficult being questioning the reason why they wanted to know my employers name etc.

The answer I gave was "because I am more intelligent than 100% of the people that work for this organisation"

Then I blacked out or was hit with something and dragged to a cell.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:42, archived)

Qotw -->

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 20:55, archived)

hey, you seem like someone who has regular need of a lawyer
why not try the dynamic pairing of ferreth & jobs?

www.ferrethandjobs.com/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:13, archived)

just realised no-one will see how great this is as everyone has fucksocks on 2.0 :(

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:32, archived)

I wondered why it was quiet so pinged out an incognito tab to see what was going on.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:41, archived)

But I saw it.
And didn't find it funny.

Perhaps you should try growing up.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:54, archived)

hahaha

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 18:56, archived)

Hey at least something in this sub thread made someone laugh hey.
MANOLITH??
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:30, archived)

I saw it, but I'm incapable of experiencing humour, so it was wasted on me.
Sorry, mano-man.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:28, archived)

Nah that's not it.
It just wasn't funny.

Stop pandering to his needy fucking beakerish behaviour hahahaha
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:31, archived)

(Edward Smellyglans, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:34, archived)

Alright modoliths comedy dozer account

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:39, archived)

haha how I hope this is real

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vladimir, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 20:39, archived)

(Edward Smellyglans, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 19:01, archived)

So I am sat outside a boozer in a place called Bel-Air in Switerzerland
What are you sat outside of?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 16:50, archived)

Your mom (she got scared).

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 16:59, archived)

Who would be scared of THAT pathetic twitcher?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:05, archived)

I bet the drinks are pricey

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:05, archived)

Genuinely 3 pints in and it's cost me close to £30

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:13, archived)

(Edward Smellyglans, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:10, archived)

Alright person trying to be a "comedy" dozer account

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:16, archived)

(Edward Smellyglans, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:20, archived)

The environment

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:35, archived)

Easy
Not outside atm
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 17:46, archived)

So, I've got to rewrite a large number of increasingly verbose Access queries before the week is out, which isn't going to sit well with my ever decreasing attention span.
What are to ill suited for?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)

I also feel the need to apologise to mcbeef for laughing at his shoes. After all, this isn't a playground, and I'm supposed to be a grownup.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:00, archived)

Everyone needs a passion

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)

Are you saying that MM's passion is laughing at McBeef's shoes?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)

he certainly doesn't seem to enjoy much else in life

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:28, archived)

+-fruit enema

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)

mines lager

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:08, archived)

notesfromcamelidcountry.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/img_7441.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:27, archived)

to be fair mate, all the killer clowns jump out of their bushes when McBeef walks past
just so they can laugh at his shoes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/lRUEhMrw0vyE/giphy.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:10, archived)

i could eat a tasty treat from him now

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:13, archived)

^ wants to nosh off a clown

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:15, archived)

i was just going to get a big mac and chips, but if there is a new menu i might try it

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:16, archived)

#iwillnevergrowup

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)

^ toysRus kid

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:19, archived)

THERE'S MILLIONS SAYS JEFFREY, ALL UNDER ONE ROOF

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:30, archived)

things
and stuff. Mainly things though
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:06, archived)

i o
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:10, archived)

Maonly

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:11, archived)

vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/revision/latest?cb=20070223184201
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

Strokey-J!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

started catching up with walking dead last night
we weren't as far behind as i thought
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:30, archived)

No doubt their joints are starting to suffer.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:00, archived)

#420

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:00, archived)

is it worth watching after Egg kicks the grey haired woman out of the group for her arson attempts?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:14, archived)

Skinny-fit jeans

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:11, archived)

christ, this post is quite tough on attention spans

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:11, archived)

working for a living

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:24, archived)

just go on the game

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:24, archived)

it's a steady job, and you'll be working from home

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:28, archived)

why go all the way to london when you can make a fortune lying on your back?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:31, archived)

is this what we are reduced to now?
quoting Blackadder scripts?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:38, archived)

*farts*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:44, archived)

I've been surprised by the amount of admin involved in, er, that profession.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:56, archived)

i bet you have etc

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:07, archived)

I'm starting to regret my involvement.
Oh, well. I can't back out on a promised favour, can I?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:10, archived)

For use as an aquatic transportation vehicle

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:31, archived)

i dunno, you'd probably make a decent raft

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:32, archived)

Thanks for the compliment
But I have been a bit "sinky" lately, so...
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:37, archived)

+t

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:59, archived)

t k
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:03, archived)

b&

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:04, archived)

l
+g
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:30, archived)

sobriety

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 14:46, archived)

I've got shit loads of odd parcels coming through in the next few days
Chips, wheel bolts, and some vintage car magazines.

What are you waiting for?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:54, archived)

the man

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:56, archived)

Godot?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:56, archived)

~~dot~~ -bots
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

lol bots

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

you should be so lucky

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:50, archived)

*points that fucking finger up your ass*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:57, archived)

www.purecostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/RA6145_full_1_465x705.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:31, archived)

where's your tool

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:35, archived)

$26 in your hand?
Wonder what that is in current drug money prices.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:46, archived)

Stocking fillers.
The boys roller blades arrived, this morning, so I'm not waiting for those anymore.
A Jake The Dog scarf should be here, today. The Rainicorn one arrived yesterday (I think, I haven't opened the box, yet).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)

New Adam Curtis film, so that.
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/02d9ed3c-d71b-4232-ae17-67da423b5df5
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:17, archived)

Yes, likewise waiting for this
Roll on Sunday for bleak but interesting viewing.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:44, archived)

If that isn't bleak enough, There's a new Ken Loach out the following Friday.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

I regularly roll on Sunday
#420blayzit
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:34, archived)

i'm waiting for you and 2 can to stop lying to us
were we supposed to think it was 'coincidence' that you both had kids around the same time and that you both like building things and generally being irredeemable nerds? well i've pieced it all together and discovered the truth about your so-called 'baby'

BEHOLD!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:20, archived)

come at me bro
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:22, archived)

i love that thing

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:28, archived)

no I'm grrrmachine, look in a mirror ffs

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:31, archived)

i imagine this must have been funnier in your head

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

yeah :(
I was also going to say "you dropped a comma" but actually thought this was the more humorous alternative
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:35, archived)

'member comma?
she was an odd one
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

was she tampon-in-yer-pocket?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

no, that was bob todd
/ac, weirdly
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:51, archived)

oh yeah, comma was sweary
There's no womenfolk here. We're practically Ents.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

and how quickly you forget
since you missed her so much last year
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

that was 18 months ago
I'm not gonna remember them for that sort of duration
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:53, archived)

how can this not be the truth?
it's clearly there for everyone to see!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:25, archived)

exactly, imagine my elation as i sat in my grimy detective office with half a cigar in the ashtray
drinking cheap coffee from the machine down the hall with even cheaper whisky in it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:30, archived)

manolith & Hobbes
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:16, archived)

needs more wookie

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:34, archived)

looks a bit like
problem sleuth
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:44, archived)

This video is unlisted. Be considerate and think twice before sharing.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:25, archived)

look, i had a social responsibility ok?
and i found it on reddit anyway
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:28, archived)

hahaha fucking hell that's amazing

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:30, archived)

don't encourage these monsters!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

Coincidentally I have Shitty Baby Robot's first three albums
They're worth 300 euros a piece now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

i dunno who told you that
you'd be lucky to get 700 for the whole lot
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:00, archived)

I'm waiting for some honest citizens to stand up to these terrifying KILLER CLOWNS

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

Some 14 year old kid with a plastic knife will get shot dead by police
and hopefully that will be the end of it
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:03, archived)

My neighbour's kid almost got shot for waving a plastic knife about.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:12, archived)

Got a rug turning up
Floor, not head. Currently 2 weeks late with an estimated 2 weeks to go.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

Turkish?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:54, archived)

No, definitely full Turk

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:19, archived)

^JD

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:00, archived)

I'm waiting for a a transit van wing mirror

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:42, archived)

fucking hell, they're like hen's teeth

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

which is where I come in

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)

i think you need to move to new zealand, my friend
www.dentistryforchickens.co.nz/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

You're not the first person to say that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:53, archived)

who was?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:20, archived)

Well, ur nan told me to go down under
But I found a shrimp in her billabong :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:50, archived)

crikey

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:01, archived)

I said "where's ya girl, mate?"
but it wouldn't tell me :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)

Lunch time
I'm fucking starving
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

I am waiting for Godot

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:49, archived)

I'm waiting for Gobots.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:56, archived)

is there an echo in here?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:01, archived)

Dunno

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 11:54, archived)

aren't youon a watch shortlist or summink?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:10, archived)

i won't see those new daytonas this year, no such thing as a rolex short list, they are all long waits, 2 years sometimes

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:16, archived)

currently selling at 15k, RRP is 8250, got to love the grey market

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mongychops, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:19, archived)

an ESP32

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:01, archived)

^ wifi kettle enthusiast

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:11, archived)

www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/12/english-man-spends-11-hours-trying-to-make-cup-of-tea-with-wi-fi-kettle
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:57, archived)

I was waiting for lunch because I was fecking starving
but now I'm waiting for time to go home so I can maybe do something interesting at home. Not really in the mood for anything today tbh.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:40, archived)

Ahh, one of those days where you realise the day really has nothing left in store for you and you give up and crawl into bed as early as 7:30pm

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:48, archived)

Ehhh, unusually for me I woke feeling that the day would have absolutely nothing in store for me.
It's proven pretty right so far.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:52, archived)

It's usually something that unfolds throughout the day for me.
But if you wake up for it, it's going to be a self-fulfilling prophecy innit; sometimes there's fuck all you can do.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 12:54, archived)

Can't argue with you there.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)

morning

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 6:59, archived)

oh nice, a day off

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:04, archived)

Oh what? Gutted.
What do you even do on a day off in a cold country with nothing to eat but forty different types of unpleasantly cooked potato?
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:07, archived)

As an aside, in every strategy game I've ever played
Poland always gets taken apart by its neighbours. We should probably let the Germans and Russians off, clearly they're/ve only doing/done what we're all thinking.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:09, archived)

1795 NEVA 4GET
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partitions_of_Poland
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:14, archived)

They really ought to give Prussia back to Germany, you know.

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:23, archived)

I dunno
what do you even do on a day off in a damp windswept permagloom country with nothing to eat but revolting artificial frozen meals from Iceland?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:15, archived)

Woah, you've just perfectly described that time I lived in Slough.

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:17, archived)

come friendly bombs etc

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:21, archived)

On a wall in a Slough shopping centre
is painted this rewrite
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:27, archived)

they've just turned it into Betjeman's 'In Westminster Abbey'
Tesco, ffs?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:30, archived)

It was supposed to show that Slough has now become an aspirational place to live.
I can only imagine the depths of misery you have to sink to in order to view a (truly monolithic) Tesco as a positive. The whole New Slough poem is shot through with such terrible irony. That poor schoolgirl :(
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:34, archived)

I've only been to Slough once, for a week, about two years ago
And its grim as fuck
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:51, archived)

That is fucking shit.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:32, archived)

She'll be 21 now and almost certainly a grandmother.

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:35, archived)

Poor thing.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:38, archived)

Yeah, you've earned it

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:12, archived)

Morning.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:32, archived)

morning the pissartist formerly known as Windy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:49, archived)

Are you taking charge of this morning thread then?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:57, archived)

old habits die hard
that and the fact that 2 Can couldn't be bothered
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:29, archived)

I always start the day with a greeting from our Polish correspondent

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:36, archived)

Witam

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:42, archived)

Ahoj

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:50, archived)

morning WP

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:12, archived)

Poo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:53, archived)

Morning all

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:48, archived)

mornign officer

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 7:50, archived)

Disgusting.
www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/crowdfunding_campaign_to_save_la_tour_cycle_cafe_in_ipswich_1_4730457
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:07, archived)

a cafe without a kitchen? What a shit idea

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:25, archived)

Discussions about how it can become a viable business, which we never even thought about in the last 14 months, we were just happy to live in the moment and hold it all together with the sparkly glue of lefteye good intentions

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:31, archived)

NN-tss nn-tss nn-tss nn-tss big fish little fish cardboard box NN-tss nn-tss nn-tss nn-tss jungle is massive.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:09, archived)

disgusting

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:24, archived)

Up yours, dickface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:20, archived)

after you, cockmuncher

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:24, archived)

give it to me straight, doc
how long have I got?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:44, archived)

Till the 9,000,000 GET
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:47, archived)

Barely 3 inches
a ha ha ha
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:50, archived)

just a minute

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:51, archived)

Now if I gave it to you that wouldn't be particularly straight would it?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:59, archived)

One moment caller
*puts on hold forever*
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:00, archived)

Wotcha
Sausages for breakfast was a mistake *burp*
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 8:58, archived)

pretzel and smoked sheep's cheese
what was I thinking?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:04, archived)

Sounds right tasty

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:06, archived)

I sat up all night looking at robots
I should have been asleep.
Anyway, this would make an excellent Christmas present, but doesn't ship until February. I hope they go out of business.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8000445
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:25, archived)

HOW MUCH??
You could probably get all the key components (bar the Pi) for $50 and make it yourself
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:27, archived)

Yeah, it struck me as somewhat overpriced (paying for the convenience of everything fitting together, I suppose).
Factoring in the cost of the pi (and an appropriate hat), this seems more reasonable.

Realised last night that I don't know where my pi zero is, which is a pity, as I was briefly motivated to find a use for it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:32, archived)

Boyce
I watched 'Bad Means Good' and it was beezer. But I'm sorry, I just can't take Westwood seriously. He makes my skin crawl, and every time he speaks it just makes me think of Richard Madeley's Ali G impression.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 9:59, archived)

He was on some show about cars the other day.
The man's fucking fifty and he's still talking like a teenaged thug wannabe with truly appalling knowledge on how trousers function.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:05, archived)

He used to host Pimp My Ride UK
and that was appalling. No idea if they still make it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:16, archived)

yet when he was a teenaged thug he looked like a middle-aged nerd wannabe*
www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/5d9d514b2a21b6082c0a8df16fac7377aee58516.JPG

*no offence, monster munch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:17, archived)

Jesus
*drags children to the other side of the street*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:18, archived)

Whose children?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:31, archived)

all of them

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:34, archived)

Alright, Robert Helpmann

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:38, archived)

alright

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:39, archived)

Wikipedia list "Ian Watkins" as one of the preformers to have played The Child Catcher on stage.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:48, archived)

None taken.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:22, archived)

Fucking hell, it's the third Chuckle Brother.

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:26, archived)

Hi 2can, I saw this and thought of you.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/12/english-man-spends-11-hours-trying-to-make-cup-of-tea-with-wi-fi-kettle
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:17, archived)

This encapsulates everything I hate about living in the 21st Century

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:28, archived)

I mean,
a link to the fucking Guardian?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:29, archived)

Alright Egdy Perrin, 11 minutes late as usual is it?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:36, archived)

I might kill myself, Grrrmachine
I might actually go through with it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:30, archived)

This is a sensible idea
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/vigilante-clown-hunters-want-you-to-help-catch-killer-clowns-1-7624289
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:23, archived)

Can't see that causing more problems than it solves.

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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:25, archived)

No, and why would it?
I think that a group of vigilantes will put a swift (and non-violent) stop to this silliness once and for all.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:29, archived)

What this definitely not just a bit of silliness needs
is a bunch of council estate bell-ends that think they're Batman escalating a daft prank into an aggressive stand-off.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:37, archived)

these KILLER CLOWNS are all carrying knives, so it would be prudent for any vigilante groups to ensure they are well armed

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:48, archived)

*fills sack with doorknobs*

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)

it's useful the way they are branded 'killer clowns' by the media
otherwise children wouldn't know to be afraid of them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:26, archived)

Yes
I for one am glad that all of the major newspapers are covering this every single day, as more people should know about this terrifying craze. I'm just glad that kids today aren't interested in such things, otherwise it could really escalate.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:28, archived)

not sure the Portsmouth News counts as one of the major newspapers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:34, archived)

I didn't say it was, Tangled

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:36, archived)

Quite.
There was one outside my eldest's school, yesterday, and my youngest went to be worrying about "killer clowns".
"Dickheads in clown costumes" is less catchy, but more accurate. My daughter was all up for punching them in the balls.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:53, archived)

I really hope that when the police show up
20 coppers get out of one panda car
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:30, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:30, archived)

and throw them book at them
~~ook~~ ucket of glitter
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 10:31, archived)

evening
seems like you guys need a new thread
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 19:46, archived)

hello

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 19:50, archived)

alright mgt
what's the word?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:34, archived)

sanguine

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:51, archived)

thanks mgt

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:56, archived)

She's a real sanguine

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:04, archived)

poor spacefish

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:16, archived)

Sentiments that resonate every time I read or type them

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:22, archived)

that's beautiful, man

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:55, archived)

currently watching sleveeenia v engurland

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 19:52, archived)

are you having a stroke?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:35, archived)

well. my fly is undone if that counts

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:07, archived)

n

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:55, archived)

I need a shower, is what I need

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 19:53, archived)

you're telling me. i thought it was low tide

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:36, archived)

i got a good feeling about tonight's euromillions lads

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:33, archived)

it could be you!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:43, archived)

I voted leave, wtf

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:55, archived)

New thread greased through an antique verdigris needle.
Sew near, and yet sew far.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:34, archived)

ok

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 20:43, archived)

re ed ~~rough an antiqu~~ J ~~verdigris needle. S~~ ~~near, and yet~~ ~~ew far.~~
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:22, archived)

You went through so much more effort in devising that than I'm going to in reading it.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:27, archived)

Strikey J

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:42, archived)

But what happened to thad

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 21:46, archived)

K if anyone's looking for a new messageboard I reckon this demo surgey website I found has potential
www.google.com.cy/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjt6KnDgtPPAhXKVRoKHXU9AmgQFggeMAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mysurgeryintranet.co.uk%2Fsecure%2Flogon.aspx%3Fdemo%3D1&usg=AFQjCNEags6sfB1f3TjUY20Pj9eFpozgQg
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:28, archived)

hey i'm going to get a minor op in a couple of weeks,
they're going to cut my shoulder open and scrape all the boiley goo out of it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:32, archived)

i.imgur.com/IBqzAky.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:44, archived)

67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loyy18yQ2r1qzh8m2o1_500.png
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:47, archived)

yeah that's what it made me think of tbh

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:48, archived)

Sometimes if you ask nicely they let you take it home in a jar.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:45, archived)

there doesn't seem to be very much of it right now,
it's gone right down since i finished the anti-Bs
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:49, archived)

It all has to go somewhere, look for another one that's appeared since

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 22:59, archived)

Drimble's Quantity Theory of Cysts?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:02, archived)

If you press down a small one so it's flat, a larger one will move outwards, but a smaller distance.
Like hydraulic brakes.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:08, archived)

I may not be a very good doctor but I'm pretty sure cysts don't work like that.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:21, archived)

Oh good. I prescribe them for infected abscesses but never really expect them to work, usually they calm down by themselves or burst and dribble stinky pus everywhere.
It's good it's calmed down, should make it easier to cut it out with the capsule intact, much less messy and smelly that way.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:01, archived)

it leaked only very slightly,
it was like Jupiter's Great Red Spot at its peak though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:15, archived)

I'm now picturing you as being somewhat spherical

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:17, archived)

I used to know a bloke with big lumpy neck boils, 'Custard-neck' we called him.
He was a bit of a knob.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:25, archived)

Terrible bullying of Custard-neck :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 23:30, archived)

Roobarb-Knees overdosed last year, such a waste

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2016, 0:28, archived)

enough pessimism
are you looking forward to anything? a wank when you get home? going to mars with elon musk?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)

Pub and footy tonight , and baselworld 2017 obvs

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:11, archived)

obvs. who's playing?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:13, archived)

England

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:14, archived)

oh, i haven't been paying attention
will they win? i'm guessing no
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)

^ mystic mano

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:40, archived)

They should, rooney not playing should hopefully see a change of pace

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:46, archived)

not being ill

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

that's the spirit
are you in the getting worse or getting better stage?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:14, archived)

at the it never ever fucking ever going away stage

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:22, archived)

:(
have you been prescribed anything?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)

yeah a strong dose of man the fuck up and get the fuck over it
nothing wrong with that
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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)

It's been over prescribed, and now manflu has become immune.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:33, archived)

pfft

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)

are there any meds that could help though?
don't be a martyr
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:36, archived)

^ medic mano

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)

i've got a lot of hats

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:52, archived)

^stupid giant hippy

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:54, archived)

just a stupid giant ippy at the moment

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:49, archived)

Ah
I have replacements.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:50, archived)

Londoner, eh?

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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:50, archived)

Cold turkey, eh?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 15:01, archived)

be sure to appreciate feeling well when you do so

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)

believe me I will go down on my knees and thank our dear lord jesus christ on an hourly basis

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:44, archived)

yas! praise the facility in which air passes through your mucus free nostrils!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:46, archived)

Getting home, proper dodgy guts today and I hate having a shit at work

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:20, archived)

i like getting paid to shit

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:28, archived)

^

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:32, archived)

It's the fat cunt who always manages to come crashing in a few minutes later
and uses the other cubicle. The splashing, grunting and occasional giggle puts me off my peristalsis.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:35, archived)

some people are weirdly proud of their shitnoises

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:37, archived)

this is making me laugh

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)

I mean to the extent that I am considering changing whitcomb is betwixt to splashing, grunting and the occasional giggle

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:43, archived)

both of these at infest, etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:45, archived)

I don't like using the lavs at work.
I always get somebody in the next cubicle farting into the bowl and vocalising their entire shitting experience. "Ugh, Nnnng, Ah!"

Fucking animals.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:49, archived)

I've considered putting a sign up in the lav saying 'please stop ejaculating into the toilets' just to get people talking
But I don't want to print it from my office, just in case
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:57, archived)

The whole idea of multiple person lavatories is abhorrent to me.
However, I also hold a greater abhorrence towards shitting myself. So I bear down, grimace and take it like a man.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:01, archived)

In celebration of 2 Can Chunder’s impressive achievement today, here are all the previous similar milestones, and I think we can all agree that he can't be accused of kicking off any decline in the quality of these posts. Well done 2 Can. You should probably book a holiday to celebrate.
www.b3ta.com/talk/1000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/2000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/3000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/4000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/5000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/6000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/7000000
www.b3ta.com/talk/8000000
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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:22, archived)

Gonna fiddle with some video cameras and see how to do slow motion footage

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:23, archived)

Get your black manservant to crank the handle faster

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:27, archived)

Poland doesn't have any black people.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:34, archived)

Oh, I just assumed they were all kept below stairs

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)

That's not true mate
I think I saw one last year
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:51, archived)

9,000,000th talk post

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)

Having a mars bar covered in Elon's musk

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)

I can't post you one of those.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:48, archived)

nor should you

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:50, archived)

Man, that kid really hated Bob Dylan

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:51, archived)

wow, you actually read that thing?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:53, archived)

Of course I did

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:54, archived)

d'you think it was posted here to upset me?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:43, archived)

No, that would be mean spirited

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:52, archived)

true
b3ta could be accused of a lot of things, but never that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:56, archived)

Sweet sweet death
I wouldn't go to Mars. Call me when it is a trip to Neptune
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:52, archived)

I'm quite looking forward to Christmas, actually.

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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:53, archived)

Are you?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:55, archived)

Said so, didn't I?

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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:56, archived)

alright, alright
I was just asking
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:58, archived)

I got a quality present lined up for the mrs, I'm looking forward to giving it to her.
Besides which, I'm a famously jolly and good-willed man, so the season is always going to be my favourite.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:00, archived)

great

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:01, archived)

You see, Two Hats, there's very little better than a fire in the grate,
a tastefully decorated room, lots of nice food and wine and a crisp, white world outside the window. It's one of life's great pleasures, Christmas.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:06, archived)

ok

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:06, archived)

Freshly baked goods cooling in the kitchen, a few days off work,
Die Hard on the telly, it's very difficult to be filled with anything other than contentment.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:08, archived)

sure

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:10, archived)

Really, what's not to look forward to? Walks in the cold, followed by hot, freshly roasted nuts.
Surely you'd have to be a hollow shell of a man not to be filled with a sense of peace.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:14, archived)

I guess

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:17, archived)

"giving it to her"
Know what I mean, eh? *nudge, nudge*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:48, archived)

oh
www.empireonline.com/people/guy-ritchie/guy-ritchie-direct-live-action-aladdin/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:02, archived)

I just looked up the last film of his I'd seen.
Think it may have been Snatch. He's done more than I thought he has, although I thought Layer Cake was one of his and it's not.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:19, archived)

What was that shitty one with Ray Liotta and Jason Statham?
I felt like I'd been robbed of two hours after watching that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:56, archived)

My clan town hall should be upgraded next week

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:14, archived)

Awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjN0YsSxOmg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:18, archived)

As far as stop motion goes
this impresses me more
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:47, archived)

fine

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:49, archived)

I do appreciate your link Two Hats
please send me more lego vids as you find them xxx
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:55, archived)

that's actually brilliant
for obvious reasons, i'd assumed all lego building videos were dull as shit
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 15:24, archived)

other than the queen, i'd wait on the new defences, big boys are still gonna come and pillage you tho

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:26, archived)

Yeah, I'm used to being 100%ed, doesn't bother me
Queen, dark spells, and army camps are my first big expenses.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:43, archived)

i did queen and lab, although a million gold and elixir will help after this war win

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:46, archived)

I'm looking forward to a new thread

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:51, archived)

I'm imagining it right now
and it's very good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:53, archived)

don't give it away
I want to be surprised
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 14:56, archived)

Ok, well I'm glad that's over and done with
So what's the next big thing? Are you even going to bother posting here anymore?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:31, archived)

no
it just won't be the same anymore
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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

don't leave us vlad
you're the only one with any empathy!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:29, archived)

it's just the way I walk :/

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vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

Clearly, yes.
Everybody else has left, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:32, archived)

It is like staying at a party that Donald Trump has visited
The shine has been taken off the event, but it is too early to go home, so...
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:08, archived)

I'm speechless in my attempt to express how much disgust and disdain I have not only for the winner
but for everyone else's performance around this entire shoddy debacle.

I've never been happier.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:33, archived)

^upset

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:34, archived)

well obvs

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

I'm too good to you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:34, archived)

lol
x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:35, archived)

*mwah*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

i'm just sending some letters and then it's off to the bridge for me!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

which bridge?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:39, archived)

the one over the m27 that's nearest my fort

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:41, archived)

the one near Tesco in havant would be more convenient for me tbh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:42, archived)

yeah, but...
havant
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:48, archived)

You don't have to tell me
I've got to go to Tesco in a bit. At least I get a bit of Pokemon walking done.
I have a magikarp buddy now. It looks tragic, just flopping around on the floor next to my character.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

it's your spirit animal

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:58, archived)

frinkiac.com/img/S01E03/836893.jpg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:40, archived)

frinkiac.com/gif/S01E03/792549/797337.gif?b64lines=IE5PVEhJTkcnUyBFQVNZLg==
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:47, archived)

:D

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)

So presumably I get a prize?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:44, archived)

yeah
here you go
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

haha

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:50, archived)

8 million seconds with the kitten

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:10, archived)

I'm just glad an immigrant from qftw didn't steal our get

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:36, archived)

This will be my last post.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:39, archived)

would you like to blow my bugle?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:40, archived)

disgusting

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:41, archived)

Don't be silly
I'll dip it in listerine first
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:56, archived)

pissterween

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:34, archived)

no m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:48, archived)

Laptop battery just died.
Imagine if that had happened 10 minutes ago!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:41, archived)

yeah, you would've had to plug it in

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)

Yeah
+1 for 9000000 #9milGET
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:42, archived)

I for one am angry that Rob didn't come here to congratulate us
probably to busy playing with snapchat or summat
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)

Shit on a table
Oh
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:47, archived)

probably
not got anywhere else to go, have I
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:02, archived)

who else would have you?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:06, archived)

He could write fan fiction
About Bob Dylan here
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:11, archived)

www.fanfiction.net/s/5335813/1/Bob-Who
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:16, archived)

"A bit of mild swearing and LOTS of Bob-bashing, so DO NOT read if you like Bob Dylan! I cannot stress this enough."

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:48, archived)

yeah, it's pretty strong
nightcrawler says his music is scheiße!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:54, archived)

What a brute

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:57, archived)

I've had a few offers from other websites
but I'm too loyal
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:13, archived)

www.bentfuckingfaggots.com/messageboard
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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:16, archived)

not clicking that, might contain bent fucking faggots

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:26, archived)

spose

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:07, archived)

Perhaps you could find a forum more suitable to your bent fucking faggot interests

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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:12, archived)

I thought I had :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:20, archived)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/poundland-starts-selling-sex-toys-9020505
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:50, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:56, archived)

clem fandango isn't impressed

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 12:56, archived)

+1 for 8888888

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:03, archived)

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