bit threadrushy tho(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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this has left a rancid taste in my mouth(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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Bound to happen(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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there it isprick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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yeah, but you didn't program a bot, did you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:31,
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To be fair to me, I didn't program a bot either. You can chalk that one up to God's will.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:32,
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Oh shit now I'm gonna get banned :(Oh well, thanks guys it's been fun
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:31,
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i like that it's a light blue colour, it's very "razz-ma-tazz"(
sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:31,
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mods delete this post and ban this user pls(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:31,
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You stupid fucking cunt, shove your 8 million up your fucking arse.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 13:02,
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The excitement's getting to the best of us, I reckon.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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C'mon tangles, do it, for the greater good.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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Are we there, yet?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:27,
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i keep f5'ing thiswww.b3ta.com/talk/8000000
not yet
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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Getting a bit tense now. My laptop battery is at 4%(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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paging david trousers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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oh fuck nothat's like summoning beetlejuice, but with worse dental hygiene
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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I just can't help worryingabout the sense of ennui we will all inevitably experience after The Get. What do we aim for after that? 9 million?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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Very few of us will live that long(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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rip shitshitshit :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:35,
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i hope it's something worthysomething like "don't forget to put your bins out"
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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Oh god it's coming...(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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Elevenses threadSnack of choice?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:09,
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what about food, yeah might ask about everyones favourite ham or cheese or saink, that's sure to be a great forum time (
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:13,
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look it was either this or a 2 can thread(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:14,
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Jamón Serrano is lovely.Cheese-wise, it's hard to best a good Stilton.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:16,
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Jamón have a go if you think you're hard enough.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:17,
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I wouldn't bother starting a pun threadWe all know this is a schinken ship
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:18,
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Salami to have a go before you shut it down.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:20,
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Quorn™ ham and vegan cheese(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:19,
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I can do veggie quite happily,but I wouldn't be give up eggs and cheese.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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I didn't be give up eggs and cheese either(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:24,
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i think vegan cheese is called gary now, read some shit about it somewhere, it wasn't funny (
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:23,
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I guess it must be cockney rhyming slang. Garry glitter - shitter (than normal cheese)(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:24,
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Birming and Richard(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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I just had a lemon muffin.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:10,
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cup of tea and a bif(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:11,
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vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/f/f7/BiffHD.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101210165807
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:14,
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Had a couple of coconut cakes earlier with chocolate on the bottom.More indulgent than an apple but now I'm hungry again.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:12,
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Tub of fruitStrawberries, melon, blueberries and grapes
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:13,
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A pitta bread stuffed with olivesLook can we hurry this up please guys? My wife is yelling at me that we need to feed the baby its lunch
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:13,
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EVERYBODY STOP POSTING LET'S GET 2CAN IN THE DOGHOUSE(
H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:14,
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Do I really have to choose?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:20,
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dunno, but soup for lunch(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:20,
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That's a type of lunch you look forward toIn an old people's home.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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Haha, soup! Like in The Mighty Boosh! HAHAHAHAHA(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:23,
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Pork pie(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:23,
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I am not too fussy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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this thread is as insipid as I expected it to be(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:24,
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I imagine you'd probably survive quite contently on huel though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:25,
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no problemI ate tesco value muesli every day for a decade, no problem
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:26,
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This could be the 8,000,000th post thread right here!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:07,
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Small chevron(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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no really, I'm fine thanks(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:27,
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2can's thread to win!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:26,
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I think 2can should be stepped until we pass the 8000000 mark(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:29,
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or indefinitelyjust to be on the safe side
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:30,
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But I'm allergic to kittens :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:50,
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that's surprising, considering you're such a pussy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:03,
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*grabs*#lockerroom
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:06,
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what a lovely stas page quote I have
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:08,
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isn't that the point of lurkers?you can't see them, they just lurk
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:32,
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I thought a few old users would have de lurked for the get by now (
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:34,
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I imagine many of them have thought about little else throughout 2016(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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I follow some of them on Twitteryou'd be amazed at what does go through their minds
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:38,
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flies, dust, a mild breeze...(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:39,
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Not a lot more than that, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:39,
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I just wish we could all stop bickering.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:35,
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Yeah that's never going to happenI mean, really, what would this place be if we all got along?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:36,
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I get on with everyone here, I think(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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I mean, there's no one here that I really can't stand(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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yes, your silhouette is very racist(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:39,
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I dunno mate, your username is definitely indented a bit from the subject line cos of your icon(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:43,
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like fuck you do, you stupid prick(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:39,
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You'll miss me when I'm gone(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:40,
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like Carly Rae Jesperespenson,before you came in to my life I missed you so bad
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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Who?Ur thinking of Savage Garden ma8 you fucking bender
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:42,
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says the savage garden expert(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:44,
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Uphill Savage Gardener?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:45,
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oh BULLSHITthat's exactly the sort of saccharine feelgood shit you thrive upon
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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don't you wobble your chins at me young man(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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I hate you and everything you stand for.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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by the size of him, he doesn't do much standing(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:42,
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would you fight to the death for my right to express it?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:44,
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No, that would be ridiculous. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:45,
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I'd fight to the me being just a tiny little bit out of breath and my wig going slightly askew, and then I'd give it up, no offence(
vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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I accept this generous compromise(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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don't have anything to say but don't want to miss out on the main event(
vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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I've got to go to a short meeting, can you all hold off posting until I get back?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:38,
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Yeah, anything to help m8(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:49,
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Not only is there going to be an 'emoji movie', James Corden's going to be in it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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that's ideal he's the human embodiment of the 'twat' emoji(
vladimir, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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Fair point.I was taking it that the curse of 2016 is moving onto intangible concepts like 'artistic merit' or 'inherent value'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:49,
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History boys is good.I quite enjoyed Fatty Corden playing the fat kid in Teachers, too. He quickly ceased to be amusing, after that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:00,
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What with Trump, Brexit, Clowns and now this^I have, on mulitple occasions recently, wondered if I'm dreaming
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:50,
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Can't we all just pretend this year never happened?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:52,
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You're almost certainly dreaming, you should just do whatever you want today with no fear of the consequences.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:54,
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*jumps off something high**survives*
:(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:54,
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Don't encourage himWhat if he gets the 8,000,000 get?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:55,
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he's been suspiciously quiet today(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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I bet he's preparing a BIG surprise for all us /talk usersLike, maybe even...A PICTURE!?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:06,
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Would that be bad?Who would you rather got it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:56,
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Actually, I wonder if she'd write "/talk" on her tits if we promised her the get(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:58,
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If I hadn't misplaced my Twitter password, of I'd ask her.Someone else will have to pester her, this time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:03,
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That's your answer to everything(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:58,
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Actually, is this like a mayan calendar thing?once we reach 8,000,000 will the site turn itself off?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:00,
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We can only hopeI bet mano will somehow stop people posting at 7999999
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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If mano could stop people postingI'm sure he'd have done it a long time ago
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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If we get to more than 2147483647 then we might start getting negative post numbers.That'd be fun.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:04,
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i'm in a meeting now for an hour, hope i don't miss the big moment(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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8,000,000!Premature jubilation.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:04,
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oh boy, getting close now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:05,
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Oh boy, Sunday was interestingHad a really angry guy behind me spitting feathers about the result, saying that Bale should be dropped. What a tit.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:11,
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Morning Imty Ping(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:12,
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Morning ol' Li'ChaiYou post number racking up loon
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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How can you tell which post is which number anyway?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:08,
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Click the little bit of paper thing icon.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:09,
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You have to gaz mongychops and he tells you(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:09,
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Who will get it? Place your bets!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:09,
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nine people have signed up in the last weekall hoping for that all important get
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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It'll just be 2can and his bots. Also, how do you know who has signed up, are you the super secret mod?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:16,
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Not me, too busyIt's pretty easy to see who's signed up, you just change the user id in www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=96111
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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That's exactly what a super secret mod would say.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:21,
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If I miss out on 8 millionth talk post I could always go for 100,000th B3ta user(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:17,
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A shame that user number 80,000 has been deleted.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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If I was made mod my first action would be to grant a pardon to all the banned accounts.If valuable contributors like Mortal Wombat, frank and prickbot were allowed back the post rate would increase massively
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:28,
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Don't build it up like thisOtherwise the disappointment will be extra crushing when it is a reply to a question of "dunno"
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:10,
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Hello there (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:12,
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I put the heater on in the bedroom last night as it was slightly chillyin retrospect I should probably have shut the window earlier.
WINTER IS COMING
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:11,
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blimey, I've still got all my windows open(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:12,
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He has bad circulation like a woman.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:13,
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ohIt's like equatorial africa at my place*
*may contain exaggeration
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:16,
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It's cold in the mornings, but I'd rather have the windows open, nice bit of fresh air. Also, if your windows are open I'm going to come and Rob you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:17,
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I believe it's kids that rob fingers.For dogs you want manolith
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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Well I close them when I'm out, don't IOr I lock them open
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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I could use like a really long arm on a stick to steal stuff out of the gap in the window.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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I don't have any possessions anywayMy house is completely empty
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:23,
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Our heating went on last week.It got too warm, last night, so the thermostat got nudged down, meaning it didn't come on this morning, when it would have been appreciated by all.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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Heating?? Hells bells(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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We've had our wood burner on most evenings this last week.It's not down to winter temperatures or anything, but fires are nice.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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My in-laws have one of those, so their lounge is like an oven.Won't see much of my wife over winter, as she'll be in with them whilst I have our lounge to myself - the radiator in there needs fixing, but I find the wearing of a jumper to be sufficient.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:28,
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Wood burners have handy valves that restrict airflow.It's quite easy to control the amount of heat coming off them.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:40,
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They keep it that way because they like it.I just keep out of their room.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:43,
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I hate to see misuse of a woodburner.No offence mate, but they're savages.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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Preaching to the choir, here.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 11:12,
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Today was the first genuinely cold morning, by my reckoning,but I have better blood circulation than the other adults in my household.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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Oh yeah, you live with old people don't you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:26,
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I live with the neshest girl in the world.The heating goes on as soon as the ambient temperature drops below 20°C, so for the past month and a half it's been a sodding furnace at home. The night before last I was woken up at 04:30 because the radiators were pumping out a good 30° in the bedroom, and I couldn't get back to sleep. Exactly the same phenomenon as on the Moscow-St Peterburg night train.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:33,
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Doing a course at work, saw this slidei.imgur.com/DIFLfsc.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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That's 2can(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:18,
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Oh, and this onei.imgur.com/MYJ4tvy.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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Look at the guy's namei.imgur.com/rNZtFMT.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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That's probably Grrry in the hoodie.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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no, ban mongy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:55,
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yeah thanks(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:24,
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This is nonsense(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:29,
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morning. The baby properly fucked my night up(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 6:57,
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what happened?I'e bought mine one of those stroller things to encourage it to walk. RIP my ankles.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:09,
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It didn't sleepI'm starting to think taking babies on holiday is a terrible idea. I'll have to research catteries for babies before my next holiday.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:14,
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I thought that was the whole point of grandparents(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:16,
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My grandmother is 95 and has a fractured pelvis at the moment as well as mild dementia but I suppose there's no harm in asking.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:30,
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oh sorry, I didn't realise her legs weren't supposed to spread that far apart(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:32,
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If you're responsible for breaking her I think it's only fair that you look after my baby. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:43,
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you should have just put it in your greenhouseyou've got a webcam in there, it'll be fine
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:46,
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I've stopped taking it in there, it keeps trying to pull the flowers off my tomatoes(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:55,
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You can't take babies on holiday.You have to wait until they're old enough to appreciate it, by which time they will resent you for taking them, thus ensuring maximum misery for you all.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:35,
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Are your parents no help?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:37,
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The live 120 miles away and dad still works full time. They're coming out to join us here tomorrow evening so at least we'll get 3 days of respite(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:42,
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WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:33,
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BECAUSE MY DICKHEAD NEIGHBOUR HIT HIS SNOOZE BUTTON SIX TIMES THIS MORNING(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:37,
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Knock on his door, force him to get up.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:39,
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^Bedsit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:41,
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Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.LIVE! LOVE! LAUGH!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:37,
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you can take that nonsense, print it onto some 5x7 card stockand post it up your anus
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:38,
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Ladypig refused to let us put an offer on a house with that painted in got hic script in the hallway.Because, "if they're that stupid, how much other stupid shit might they have done to the house"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:40,
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better put a ring on that m8, she's a keeper(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 7:46,
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I'm not sure that I'd necessarily equate questionable decor with outright stupidity.I don't think I've ever been to view a house and not been utterly repulsed by the current owner's design choices.
That said, an avocado, or peach, bathroom suite would probably be a deal breaker.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:04,
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my flat was decorated by a young couple who'd never owned their own property beforeso not only were the walls purple, red and lime green, but the kitchen is laid out in the most retarded way possible.
These are the places you buy cheaply, as long as you're prepared to rip everything back to the brickwork and start all over again.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:09,
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Our first flat, I painted one bedroom purple, and the den bright orange.Painting over woodchip wallpaper, though, so didn't feel guilty about it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:17,
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The board is charged with the grandeur of Grrrmachine.It will flame out, like shining from shook Flange.
It grows to a greatness, like the fame of Grange Hill.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:12,
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no-one's got time for this poncey bollocks m2x4(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:18,
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You can't even do a Gerald Manley Hopkins parody these dayswithout being called a twat.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:22,
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GAYLORD MANKY BOT-KISS, more like(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:25,
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Jacob Rees-Gaylord-Manky-Bot-Kiss Mogg(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:44,
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Is that the next leader of UKIP?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:03,
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That'd be Nigel Farage.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:06,
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big loot this warwe'd better win
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:19,
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we should do, we've a stronger team, new updates coming soon, new weapons and friendly wars (
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:22,
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it's also satanic for australians!(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:34,
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c2.staticflickr.com/4/3900/14958256865_995f59f960_b.jpg
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mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:43,
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you could have a little train collecting the gold and elixir (
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:47,
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I might make a version of this to keep my village active after my shield runs out
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:55,
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there used to be never off apps, never used them myself(
mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:57,
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When I had time for that sort of thing I always found using Autohotkey with PC android emulators worked well.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:10,
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did I win post #8000000?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:38,
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keep tryingyou'll know when you get there
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:55,
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bit chilly out there todaymight have to start thinking about putting the heating on
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:41,
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I've got to try and call those Hive pricks again today, now whenever I boost the hot water all the radiators heat up.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:54,
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Don't say we didn't warn you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:00,
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Clearly you didn't warn me strongly enough(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:06,
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Early adopters have to suffer so that the rest of us can get usable tech, a decade later.I thank you for your service.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:07,
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TBH I don't think it's the Hive bit that's the problem, just the prick who installed it connected the wires wrong.It's pretty cool otherwise.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:12,
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alright the dovestona thick jumper will sort you out, and you can pretend you are trawling the Atlantic for elusive cod at the same time
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:00,
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hello Mr Two HatsHow are you to day?
/sung to Primus' Mr Krinkle
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:59,
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toe might not be broken after allthanks for asking
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:15,
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thank goodnessI was up all night worrying about that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:50,
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Ahoy hoyGuten morgen.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 8:59,
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we'll have none of that foreign muck here thankyouverymuch#keepbritaintidy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:04,
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ShameThe Austrians have got it right, wiener schnitzel, street sausage with curry sauce, pretzels, and strudel. Amazing.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:28,
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Do you eat from a trough?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:30,
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You do realise that Austria is a posh place?Diamond studded feed bags.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:35,
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When I went to Munich (not Austria, but close enough),the diet of beer, sausage, and bread bunged me up something awful.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:39,
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It is the beer that will do thatStay on spirits and you'll stay on type 3/4 of the Bristol scale.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:45,
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It seems a shame to visit Germany and not drink their beer.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:47,
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AlsoDon't fuck with Ted Bellingham
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:30,
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what's the vegetarian option?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 9:36,
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I done a puzzle in the paper once when I was a kid and my grandad sent into Mensa I became an official member.
Then about 10 years later I found out that he typed up a letter and made it look like it was from Mensa. Jesus I miss him.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:10,
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i remember doing those in the Telegraph many years ago,there were four levels, Gold, Silver, Bronze and the children's one, i could do the silver puzzles but my dad wouldn't let me enter it because i was a child so i had to enter the children's one, so i only got the kid's certificate instead
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:13,
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so you're as smart as a child.what are the benefits in your case?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:17,
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i'm going to bed.i may be some time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:34,
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So the baby woke up so I'm awake again now. That's the trouble with babies.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:24,
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The fact she has any IQ at all is fucking amazing (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:09,
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what does that even mean you bellend(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:14,
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Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:36,
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Oh god... did you eat all this acid?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:41,
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Maybe if you could just . . . shove me into the pool, or something(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:53,
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7999666 would be kinda special(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:53,
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PLEASE! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 0:30,
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wrong as usual(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:35,
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Now if you'd posted that 25 minutes later you'd have been right because it's 2 hours ahead here in Cyprus.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:45,
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Shit, I need to go to sleep but I'm worried that I'll miss the 8 millionth post. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:46,
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surely you could set up a webcam pointing at the screen and it could set off a little alarm when it's approaching? So some time in early January 2017?(
vladimir, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:51,
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the board gets slower and slower,so we'll never reach it, it's like that singularity thing
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:57,
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Have you seen my graph?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:58,
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I worked out when the 9 millionth /talk post would be. I haven't calculated the date of the 10 millionth post yet but I expect we'll all be robots by then.postimg.org/image/5xdbtqsxd/
Of course once we are all robots we'll be able to post much faster and the graph will flatten out again.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:03,
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controversial choice of axes(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:08,
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Good morning, by the way(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:09,
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But you just said it was morning. You can't be somewhere that goes from morning to evening in the space of 40 minutes.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:17,
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yeah and you said i was wrong,there's no pleasing some folks
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:18,
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I've had quite enough of your foolishness. Good day!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:24,
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yeah but who gives a shit about that(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:55,
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oh wow oh really you're on holiday? why didn't you say!!! do make sure you buy some illuminous liqueur, and really enjoy yourself, let's face it you deserve a break(
vladimir, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:23,
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Yes, thanks vlad(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:29,
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Excuse me, I have to go.Somewhere, there is a
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:43,
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My plane didn't crash. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:53,
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oh,that's good, i suppose
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:56,
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Oh well there's always the return flight(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:00,
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FINGERA CROSSED FUCKO! (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:25,
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i have to go and do the washing up,brb
edit: actually i suppose it's more of a bbl really
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:17,
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Big Beautiful Lady?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:19,
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well you know,hands that do dishes and all that,
can't make model rockets out of the bottles any more though, now they're a fancy shape
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:20,
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and it's not even green, it's yellow,times they be a changing
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:21,
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Fairy seem to think you canwww.youtube.com/watch?v=wb7neUBxEhc
I guess they changed the bottle to look more like modern spaceships
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 22:27,
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looks like they couldn't be bothered to write a new advert,so they just rehashed an old one without any regard to whether it still makes any sense or not.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 23:08,
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Less than 500 posts to go!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 18:57,
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Sorry, I of course meanless than 500 posts to fewer.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 18:58,
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For GREAT justice!Haha, like in that relevant and topical internet computer meme on the WorldWideWeb.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 19:07,
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Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:20,
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Tonight's the nightBM is hard at work adding empty replies in the oldest thread
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 19:18,
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b3ta.com says: You must enter a subject or message(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 19:19,
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shut up b3ta.com you're not the boss of me(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:23,
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oh that's all you've got to say is it?typical
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:22,
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We will soon have our 8,000,000th /talk post. I hope it's a pun thread(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:02,
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I bet a bunch of people have written bots to get it.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:08,
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He's probably right, you should immediately ban whoever gets the 8 millionth post(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:23,
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I bet a bunch of bots have written bots to get it.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:31,
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lol, "bot-bots"!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:40,
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probably rob saying he's shutting down the site, lol(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:32,
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It'll be at some point in the morning thread and I'll miss it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 20:27,
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i just know whoever gets it is going to do it justice(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:25,
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It's going to be pretty boring here afterwards(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:30,
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No change there then haha!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 21:34,
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Rubbish on here today.What *have* you been doing?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 18:38,
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Working for once. Then doing a bit more on my motorbike. Then walking the dogs. Then feeding the dogs.Posting this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 18:57,
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*hilarious strikey-g implying you like to wank dogs*(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 19:06,
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Alrightwww.xmasclock.com/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:35,
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on the one hand, I hate christmason the other, the wife will take the sprog back to her home town for at least a week, leaving me alone at home, which sounds amazing right now.
So conflicted.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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why aren't you going with them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:18,
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so he doesn't ruin their christmas, i assume(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:19,
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ah yesI hadn't considered it from her perspective
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:20,
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ntti got bored so i made budgie two hats
i.imgur.com/7Rd0PcS.png
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 13:15,
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I like how this picture just keeps on giving(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 13:24,
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it's good innitand all because the man's own children called him a whiffy bumskull
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 13:26,
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Santa's elves are delivering a load of the kids' stocking fillers, today.I say elves, but I expect they have better working conditions than the poor sods condemned to toil in Amazon's "fulfillment centres".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:40,
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i love all the songs as wellthat 'dashing through the snow' one. the one with the jingled bells, the one where you get to go HA HA HA for one bit. all classics
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:31,
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jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7999240
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:41,
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do you think it's too early to put my decorations up?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:49,
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yeah, that should be ok(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:02,
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up where?it might get uncomfortable long before Christmas comes around
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:54,
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Got the woman's Christmas present all planned out.Everybody else can send me Amazon wishlists because this stuff's exhausting.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:07,
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ohgodohgodohgodthere's never enough time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:14,
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www.xmascrock.com more like it, amirite?All everyone seems to care about these days is buying each other things, with nary a thought for the Baby Jesus. It's a good thing you can at least offer a loved one a Baby Jesus butt plug.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:18,
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^don't push G 'cause he's close to the edge(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:19,
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Last year a coachload of English teachers bought all thei mince pies to give to their studentsand there were none left on the shelves. That had better not happen this year.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:22,
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I prefer a Coventry God cake(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:29,
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I was utterly unaware of the existence of these until now.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 13:09,
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My youngest was well miffed at being made to go to the church for harvest festival, at the weekend, given that "god doesn't even exist".Fervent in his belief in Santa, though. I reckon God would have more followers if he bought them a present, every year. I mean, his only begotten son was a thoughtful gift, but that was ages ago.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:22,
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Yeah, but the novely wears off once you find out that he's full of holes and you can't even take him back for a refund.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:26,
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so why did you make him go?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:36,
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His cub pack is still affiliated with the local church, so we go to the three or four services each year that require their participation.Doesn't do him any harm to do something completely selfless, occasionally.
I reckon I could do the church thing if it weren't for the whole "god" element (then again, it's CofE...), and the fact that there are better ways to spend our Sunday mornings.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:44,
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I read this as "cack pub" and thought Winders had gone back into publicanning.(
Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:52,
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I read that as "crack pub". Still, Windy is a known dealer, so it still works.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:00,
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fuck the baby jesus(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:22,
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^ Mary Magdalene(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:30,
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that's a book by baldmonkey lookalike 'carlton mellick iii'(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:33,
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On our hollibobs earlier in the year, we drove through Lourdes.That place is like Christian Las God Vegas. You can buy Jesus themed literally everything. Sure, you might have to go down a side alley to find your Jesus butt plugs, but they're there right enough.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 11:50,
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I'd like a Jesus themed carbon monoxide detector(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:02,
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a detector of jesus-themed carbon particles?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:11,
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which words do you use lightly?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:23,
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A few things"moral", "ethical" and the truth generally.
I'm such a bad boy.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 12:56,
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I think I broke my toe yesterday(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:13,
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You fucking big girl's blouse(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:14,
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I only said I think I did I'm not sure.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:17,
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I don't think I've ever broken a bone(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:14,
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There are only two types of people who break bones, m8Pooves and wankers. Oh, and cunts. That's three.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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i dun broked my head bone when i was a nipperso, y'know... :(
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:16,
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I fractured my skull once(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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I've pulled a few wishbones.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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Did the wishes come true?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:27,
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I wished for a chicken dinner, every time!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:30,
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My wife had her toe crushed by a horse, but only found out about it during an unrelated x-ray, years later.Man up and walk it off.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:14,
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She could be an unpleasant hybrid of the three(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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Toss a three sided coin and let me know.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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break all the others so you haven't just got one weird one(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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my toes are well weird m8the little ones barely have a nail on them
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:18,
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Right, I can't allow you to start talking about your feet, GrrrmachineI'm not sure what sort of forum you think this is, but it's not that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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yeah that's fair enoughI don't particularly enjoy this discussion either, but someone wanted a new thread
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:24,
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Don't you blame this on me.This is you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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I fucking loved thoseI had all of them
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:36,
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How did you manage that, then?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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In the most manly way possibleI kicked the new coffee table cos its legs aren't in the same place as the old coffee table
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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Luverly.That's almost as manly as breaking your toe kick-starting a stolen motorbike.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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I have webbed feet. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 13:35,
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So, this "Harambe" thing utterly passed me by.What popular culture are you ignorant of?
You can say Skee-lo, if you're Two Hats.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:57,
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Feel free to say "Hitler".It's a perennial favorite answer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:01,
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Nah, I know about Hitler(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:03,
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you want us to list things that we are not aware of?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:01,
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Yes, Mr Rumsfeld.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:02,
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ok, I'd never heard of harambe until you mentioned it just nowin fact most of my exposure to popular culture comes through this site
I don't ever watch television, so a lot of what most people seem to talk about is alien to me
if I listen to contemporary music, it is often made by men of around my age with similar cultural touchstones
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:06,
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OK, you win.Someone start a new thread, quick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:07,
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but then the Harambe thing was all over the news when it happenedthat's the only reason I know anything about it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:02,
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I'd never heard of it, until I saw an article on Vice, last week, about it being an enduring internet meme.Then, apropos of nothing, an "Candlelight Vigil for Harambe" appeared on my Facebook timeline, this morning.
It just surprised me that, if it were such a big deal, I'd not even heard of it in the slightest. Or I had, but I'm going senile, which isn't all that unlikely, I s'pose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:05,
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it's a meme thingmostly being circulated by teens on tumblr
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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Thanks, manolith.You're still my voice of youth.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:28,
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The only big TV series I've watched is Game of ThonesAll the others; Breaking Bad, The Wire, House of Cards, Lost etc, I never bothered with or couldn't get past the first few episodes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:09,
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If you didn't know about Harambe why did you have your dick out?(, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:10, archived)
I like to feel the breeze.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:13,
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It's been at least a fortnight since the last time I saw a mention of Pokemon Go.Which is nice.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:13,
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We managed to evolve our Pikachu to a Raichu this weekendhth
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:14,
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i evolved an oddish and i just need one more abra to evolve that(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:18,
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How did you get on with the Raspberry Pi, at the weekend?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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It sure is big boy (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:01,
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Automate: someone programmed to be your friend(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:19,
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That could be quite useful in spanishfly's case.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:37,
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Alienate: fate of the Nostromo crew(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:44,
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^ BaubleHahahahahahahahaha!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:55,
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What sort of time is it in that Godless country of heathens you call home?Because it's approximately too fucking early, here.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:16,
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Traction: to deliberately ignore railway lines(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:18,
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I thought I'd give this morning thread a theme(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:28,
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Licence: when you somehow know there is a woodlouse nearby(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:24,
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Good morning mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:47,
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Horatio: the number of prostitutes to clients(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:50,
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There's a stupid rubbish nonsense bullshit radio 4 show thst does this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:01,
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this place is deader than radio 4so it belongs here
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:03,
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I do like a bit of Radio 4, but it is the whitest, most middle class thing in the world.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:06,
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I listen to it when Jamie Cullum or Bob Ross are on Radio 2.Two genres I really can't fucking stand.
Edit: Or that bloke with the ridiculous accent and the stupid musical themes.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:42,
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I don't like him, either.Anyway, what's edgy about saying you don't like country or jazz? It'd be edgier to say you do like them, so universally reviled are they.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:47,
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no need to diss Desmond Carrington m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:48,
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That's the guy.He can't possibly really talk like that, but then who'd put on just a stupid fucking voice? The man's an enigma.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:50,
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so you listen to The Archers insteadyep, you've avoided stupid fucking voices there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:53,
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Desmond Carrington does not have a perfectly valid regional accent.Whatever the fuck it is he's got, it's from no region I know of.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:55,
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oh man I <3 perfect dark(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:55,
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mornington crescent(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:48,
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Dormant: an insect that shares a room with lots of other insects(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 7:50,
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Tirade: a police bust on illegal formal attire(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:07,
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Alt: Bob Geldof's concert to raise money for cars in Africa with no spare wheel(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:14,
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I believe the lions like them that way(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:20,
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Grrrmachinea machine made of, or pertaining to Grrr
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:29,
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You're shit at this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:29,
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Penelope: when two biros get married in secret(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:38,
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And yet you're not explaining how, or indeed if, your face worksSounds a bit evasive, if you ask me.
WHICH YOU DIDN'T.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:58,
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I'm exercising my right as a British citizen to not incriminate myself.(
Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:05,
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GrrrmachineA polish from Burma used by ventriloquists the world over
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:40,
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not just any old morningMonday morning, the best of all the mornings
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:36,
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oh hey, hi, how's that thing you like?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:49,
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Not good, lovenot good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:54,
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oh well it'll all come out in the wash(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:31,
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Well the machine's on right nowBut it won't be finished for at least an hour
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:32,
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fingers crossed the rain stays away(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:34,
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haha, yeah definitely(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:45,
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Vegetate: the vegan alternative to art galleries(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:37,
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you're not impressing anyone you know(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:46,
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Grab Monday By The Pussy(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:39,
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Imagination: a country where everyone's called Imogen(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:46,
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^alpha male boasting(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:47,
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hey hunhow was your weekend? grab any pussy?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:40,
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Concept: a church for criminals(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:47,
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yes, i once listened to an episode of 'i'm sorry i haven't a clue' too(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:49,
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haha I love a bit of locker room talk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:47,
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The cat tried sitting on my laptop, so yeah.I punched it.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:49,
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I saw a Scooby Doo Lego set at the weekendAnd it had a couple of suspicious looking characters, some sort of spook, Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne...but no Freddie. I reckon the twist is that he's in cahoots with the villains, and that HE, Freddie, is the ghoul. Thoughts?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:54,
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they don't put all the minifigs in all the setsso that some stay rare. Drives the prices up.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:58,
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Those dirty Danish brick sucking bacon curers(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 8:59,
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Six quid if you need one m8Freds for sale
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:05,
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RIGHT IN THE PUSSY(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:12,
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I saw a Mr T figure for Dimensions, this week.I've stuck that on my Christmas list.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:11,
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Yeah, all the new ones are out nowAdventure Time, Mission Impossible (for some reason), ET, Harry Potter.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:14,
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I don't think my kids have bothered playing Dimensions since completing the main story within a week of getting the game.Might have to get some of the 4-player play sets so that wasn't a complete waste of money.
Still a bit gutted to not get the Portal set for Father's Day.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 9:18,
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divorce blog: Absolute has come throughbit fucking miserable to be honest, on that Tinder looking for a bit of action.
Fancy writing my profile bit for me?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:35,
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I am interested to know if anyon has ever used Tinder and met someone?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:45,
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i've met a fewhad a fling with one particualr that lasted a month and a half or so
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:46,
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Hmmm I may give it a go. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:11,
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Is that why you're getting divorced?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 23:01,
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I think you have to be at least 18 to sign up, sucks huh? :((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:49,
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Friend of mine is marrying a girl he met on tinder. She's ace and he's happy. They're a great couple.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:56,
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That's a happy happy joy joy story. Thanks
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:12,
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Yes, lots of people, you should give it a go. You're more likely to meet your future significant other that way than by booking them through an escort agency or slipping something into their drink.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:09,
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Is this the voice of experience talking? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:12,
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No, fortunately I was able to meet my wife in the normal way by virtue of having a social life and an acceptable appearance.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:22,
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This is really very interesting Please tell me more
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:44,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:52,
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that's about the size of it.(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:56,
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or just copy ringofyre's okcupid profile(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:29,
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i feel i may have missed that reference(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:33,
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It's a QOTW thing(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:45,
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Get one of those minatures of the Eiffel Towerthen take a photo of it with your cock behind it, for scale.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:52,
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how miniature are we talking?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:56,
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www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pencil-6.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:00,
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He should use the first one instead. Then he can say something witty like 'This is MY Big Ben. By which of course I am referring to the bell-end, and not the shaft of the penis which would be better represented by the Clock tower of the Palace of Westminster, or as I like to call it my COCK tower of the Palace of Westminster.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:18,
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think it's the Elizabeth Tower these days mate(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:19,
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His autism won't appreciate being corrected (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:20,
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Well that doesn't sound very sexy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:20,
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depends could be the name of a drag act
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:26,
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You don't *need* a missus to throw down your dog-eared copy of to the lighthouse and announce you're going for a walk, but it sure helps. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 22:41,
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There's not much on my profile besides by lovely face(
Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 1:25,
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Alsohttps://www.bluecross.org.uk/rehome/cat
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Oct 2016, 2:00,
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Evening (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:22,
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that makes us a trio of some sortThe Good, The Bad and the Ugly?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:38,
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The nerd, the dweeb and the loser(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:44,
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i'll just stand around in the corner, unnoticed(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:32,
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Doesn't evening start in about 12 minutes? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:48,
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No mate. It started about 6.15 today.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:50,
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Shit my definition of evening time has been fucked for years (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 19:01,
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It varies day to day and season to season.It's more a feeling than a set time. If you don't feel evening is until 7, I'm not going to argue.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 19:15,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7656526
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 21:00,
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It really is.Church service was overlong, this morning, but the rest of the day has been quite satisfactory.
Roll on Monday, which I'm sure won't fail to disappoint.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 20:20,
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