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Fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 18:27, archived)
Tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 18:49, archived)
Tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 19:01, archived)
On it.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:01, archived)
Bum it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:05, archived)
+ the game's gettin' 'ard
Coz someone's dealing you a losin' card
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:11, archived)
Gambling is a for fools

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:14, archived)
I'm fuckin' with my full capabilities,
And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities,
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 18:53, archived)
You're a plumb

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 19:01, archived)
absolutely fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 19:54, archived)
Cock smuggler

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:15, archived)
oh I will
you see if I don't
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:11, archived)
Poo bum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:16, archived)
a perennial favourite of both of the little tangles
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Bum-Stephanie-Blake/dp/1877467979
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:29, archived)
Any relation to Quentin Blake?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:04, archived)
no, we don't even look alike

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 22:25, archived)
bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
I bet you've had poo in your beard. You beardy poo beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
Most beards are over 50% poo.
There's no evidence for this, but it's scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:49, archived)
You are 100% poo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:14, archived)
Oh, at the very least.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:35, archived)
You take my self control

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)
You take it up the bum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 21:04, archived)
*Taps Mic*
Is this still on?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 11:37, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 11:39, archived)
Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)
we switched to a token system instead of a one-time entry fee
So that's 5 quid for starting a new thread please
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 12:15, archived)
Bloody Brexit.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 13:26, archived)
It's always dead on weekends

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 13:56, archived)
What is

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:07, archived)
this place
it's only really active when people are meant to be working
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:10, archived)
Almost as if we all have more interesting things to do with our own time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:12, archived)
na, my weekends consist of hitting f5 until monday rolls around

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:19, archived)

f5 women and children
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:51, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:31, archived)
we took the batteries out
for the remote control
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 14:58, archived)
god hates fags
lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 15:31, archived)
Get bent

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 15:38, archived)
The fucking fucker is fucked

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 15:58, archived)
No, we shut it down because of needy beakers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 17:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 7:20, archived)
I'm eating last nights left over chinese and prawn crackers.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 8:26, archived)
how stereotypical is the food, tastewise?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 8:53, archived)
about as stereotypical as it gets tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 9:14, archived)
Morning all

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 9:22, archived)
Fuck yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Oct 2016, 9:32, archived)
At the beginning of his last morning thread he was all pumped up at the beginning and at the end it was, ‘Huh, take me down.’ He could barely reach his car.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 10:01, archived)
Ugh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 10:30, archived)
Hello.
I have a cold, and it looks like I'll be spending an hour or so standing in a field whilst it rains on me.
You'd probably love it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 10:31, archived)
Cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Oct 2016, 10:46, archived)
Evening, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:59, archived)
it is here
cold, dark, and pissing it down. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:18, archived)
evening laddies

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:25, archived)
Wazzing down here, too.
Not looking forward to the walk home.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:50, archived)
^ polish summer

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:36, archived)
You know how 'baby I love you', 'and then he kissed me' and 'will you still love me tomorrow?' are utterly flawless perfect buts of 60's pop?
I'm starting to think that level of flawlessness can be applied to Marvin's :let's get it on'. It's just so really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:27, archived)
Marvin was a genius, that's why they copy him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:32, archived)
Brain the size of a planet, what do you expect?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:39, archived)
Fucking lil

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:54, archived)
I reckon trying to copy him or even approximate him is up there with trying to copy inspector closeau.
Sellers owned it and you'd be a twat to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:40, archived)
They steal his riffs too. Eh pharrel you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 18:48, archived)
I just got an email of this, if anyone fancies a decent watch for a very good price
https://www.christopherward.co.uk/events/white-tridents/c60-trident-pro-600-90

I've tried to edit the s out but it directs away if you do
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:07, archived)
Maybe this works
www.christopherward.co.uk/events/white-tridents
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:26, archived)
Nope, web trickery, I give up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:27, archived)
gaz mong... oh
ac/
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:29, archived)
Doesn't even have a stopwatch, nowhere near as good as the watch I had which was a tv remote too.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:40, archived)
OK I admit I never actually had that watch but I did spend hours looking at it in the Argos Catalogue.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:43, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)
"They're also excellent timekeepers."
For £462, I should bloody well hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 22:15, archived)
It's worth noting if you are diving 600ft , with just this watch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 22:23, archived)
Fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2016, 19:44, archived)
that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
In the priority lounge in Cyprus. From my Hive app I can see it's fucking freezing at home and from my garden cam I can see the rabbit has escaped and is eating my Cavolo Nero.
Also the robot lawnmower appears to have gone on strike and the automatic watering system has flooded the greenhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:37, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)
and there you are, with all this information, yet powerless to act upon it
so all it's done is soured the last moments of your holiday. I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 22:12, archived)
This bleeding edge lifestyle is working out well, then?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 22:16, archived)
afternoon
i currently have a large pair of manky yellow tonsils.
what have you got that manky, yellow or otherwise completely unwanted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 14:36, archived)
Well it's the last day of my holiday so I'll have to go back to work on Monday and listen to people whinging about their tonsils.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 14:39, archived)
get pissed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 14:53, archived)
already am

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 15:22, archived)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 15:24, archived)
oh gosh you're never on holiday are you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:48, archived)
stone the crows

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:48, archived)
you could knock me down with a feather

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:48, archived)
well I never

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:49, archived)
I'm about 2 hours into a 6 hour train journey.
Spoke to someone the other night who is banned from his locals jukebox for playing the full eight minute version of move on up, I fail to see how that can be upsetting. It's a brilliant track.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:09, archived)
i have to wear headphones here
as apparently nobody else likes metallica
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:11, archived)
then that's not really a local it's worth localizing is it now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:03, archived)
I think you're right there Vladimir.
I'm now half cut and listening to siamese dream as the sun is doing what film people call 'the Golden hour'. I don't care how shit anyone thinks the sp's are. This is perfect just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:34, archived)
Mine penus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:12, archived)
does that come under the manky, yellow or completely unwanted category?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:17, archived)

or and


y
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 16:20, archived)
Naink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:00, archived)
naink maink
alright mongy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:01, archived)
Alright Vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:56, archived)
^sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 17:05, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 7:05, archived)
Good morrow, young sir.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 7:48, archived)
Well met old chap

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:33, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:32, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:34, archived)
Busy morning, off to orchestra then the tyre shop , got a slow puncture, think it's skewed on the rim

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:42, archived)
Alloys or steel?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:49, archived)
Neither. He's first violin
Oh hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 9:15, archived)
Alloys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 9:30, archived)
morning
My plane crashed into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:52, archived)
Nobody likes a liar

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 9:19, archived)
o shit whaddup!!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 9:39, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2016, 11:37, archived)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 12:14, archived)
alright The LOVELY Grrry.
alright The LOVELY /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2016, 12:50, archived)
Alright stuj, what's keeping you so busy you don't have time for us any more?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 14:32, archived)
Best Bond song
Well?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-KpTk7ysE
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:36, archived)
It's his eyes
They are a tad freaky
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:42, archived)
That Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:55, archived)
I don't like bond films , I think it's because they were forced on me every christmas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:56, archived)
Did I ask about the fucking films?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:59, archived)
oh shit, fucksocks is leaching into other accounts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:13, archived)
It is tough love
You'll thank me when you are older.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:24, archived)
Dunno, tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:22, archived)
The one Duran Duran did

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:22, archived)
j/K of course it's a Shirley bassey one you fuckknuckle

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:23, archived)
Get off the internet drunky

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:24, archived)
I'm not as drunk as I was last time
I'm just as drunk as I ought to be
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:52, archived)
Did you sniff the barmaids apron ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:59, archived)
She's all bling, diamonds forever and gold fingers, and I think she did another one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:35, archived)
I did them all
Dahhhhling
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:41, archived)
I remember watching all them I think they are funny, they just got a massive backlash after they hit bbc1 , same as Catherine Tate, it's just a sketch show ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 22:56, archived)
How was the feer bestival?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:02, archived)
Maybe he can use a phrase from here
freaky_freya.tripod.com/Drunktionary/drunkcentral.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:07, archived)
He's "a real bender" and "been to Bungay Fair"?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:11, archived)
I only know him from this forum but it wouldn't surprise me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:26, archived)
Did you look at the historical webpage or go new age friendly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:29, archived)

youtu.be/XsDZGKzIhZs
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:02, archived)
Were you rushing or were you dragging?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:16, archived)

Dr. No (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack): www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGJfenxSvXlfxfg_H9Y_2ipGHpGhWMzET
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:04, archived)
Whichever one has the most naked ladies dancing during the credits sequence.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 23:04, archived)
Bond is shit and for pricks.
For all the scorn we pour on Americans 1940's cinema is something they really did very well; The Maltese Falcon, The Treasure of The Sierra Madre and The Big Sleep are all high-contrast monochrome works of brilliance.


Sunset Boulevard is just as disturbing as The King of Comedy, the difference is one is set in a world that didn't ever exist and the other is so close to home it appears to be a cautionary tale about ever having hopes and dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 2:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8002411
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 8:17, archived)
Their 1940's fillums were all made by Commies.
Who then got blacklisted.
And if you don't like totty, explosions, cheesy one-liners and Blofeld you are clearly some sort of denty-brained wrongster. And a poof.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)
That one Garbage did.
Mmmm, Shirley Manson.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2016, 12:49, archived)
TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:39, archived)
Don't be mad at us cos you've lost your erection

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:48, archived)
oh come on now, really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:48, archived)
YOU FOOLS! TUCK DOWN!!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:50, archived)
DUCK TOWN, even.
Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:01, archived)
I finished at exactly 11:42 today :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:52, archived)
#shitbrag

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:03, archived)
hi, i'm planearm and i finished at 11.42 today because nobody needs me for anything
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:16, archived)
*double thumbs up*

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:37, archived)
I have 4 hours to wait for my flight...BAR.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:00, archived)
I hope it then departs without further delay
and crashes into the sea
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
I'm keeping my tool up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:04, archived)
alright $$

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:17, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:23, archived)
i got a new set of screwdrivers the other day as i'd lost a couple from my kit, got the wera set this time had the draper ones before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:05, archived)
^ always screwing around, careless with his tool

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:15, archived)
I'm not normally with tools , I buy good ones and look after them , but somehow I've lost 2 blades, hopefully they turn up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:19, archived)
Old Drapers or shit Drapers?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:38, archived)
shit drapers, so i've upgraded to the wera set
www.amazon.co.uk/18-piece-Kraftform-Kompakt-changeover-Wera/dp/B000VD6UAA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:44, archived)
well and truly down
once i've shipped these kids back to their mum, i'm gonna get pissed and watch meet the feebles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:10, archived)
UNSTUCK WOODY FOOL!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:16, archived)
I was JUST going to say that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:17, archived)
you could have gone with
DUCKS FLOW ONTO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:18, archived)

Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:20, archived)
O< - QOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:25, archived)
WAK WAK WAK!
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                    >O

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:52, archived)
Tools have been down for 3 hours now, been on the beers since
Wheeeyyyyyyy etc.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
I'm on the bus to the beer festival

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:40, archived)
Know your limits, Grrry.
Just have a half, or two, then get yourself home. Don't want a repeat of last time, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:49, archived)
Gonna finish four pints, like an absolute madman

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:51, archived)
You beer-swilling legend, you!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:53, archived)
take a notepad and jot down the best ones for future reference

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 16:56, archived)
This is a good headline
www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/14/bbc-sorry-footage-gorilla-nicola-sturgeon
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:01, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:06, archived)
rip ronnie corbett :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:20, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:32, archived)
Yeaaaaa boyeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:31, archived)
Bit late for a Friday, but I'm done.
FUCK WINDY!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:36, archived)
Right, don't get me wrong, this is fucking tragic
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/baby-dies-stroller-elevator-brooklyn-9042613

But how do you open a lift door and not notice there's no lift inside? I don't get it.

What don't you get? You can't say "second hand trainers"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:34, archived)
In other news, a professional clown has complained about the latest scare craze, saying that it's "giving him a bad name"
He is called Bibbledy Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:37, archived)
I saw that. Poor old bob.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:37, archived)
An industry that I don't really understand
is lookalikes. Why would you hire a lookalike? If David Beckham has turned up at your party, that's pretty cool. If someone who looks a bit like him turns up because you paid them to, isn't that a bit weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:41, archived)
I know a guy that used to be a Daniel Craig impersonator.
He used to get lots of blow jobs from hen parties
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:48, archived)
See, it's great for the lookalike
Money, attention, in this case fellatio. But what's in it for the punter?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:52, archived)
saw this guy on telly last night
apparently he gets paid loads to wander around in branded tshirts doing his party trick
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/rare-skin-condition-allows-can-7219043
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:16, archived)
He's like a very minor X-man

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:18, archived)
"The Sucker"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:20, archived)
I wanted to find the story tragic
but then I read the neighbour's name
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:43, archived)
oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:50, archived)
Second hand trainers , see you are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:46, archived)
satisfaction

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:54, archived)
you and me both pal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:56, archived)
That lyric was a double negative, tangles
meaning they get nothing but satisfaction, and desire a moment without it. hth x
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:01, archived)
all I want is easy action

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:07, archived)
Don't we all

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:09, archived)
easy as chasing foxes up a tree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:14, archived)
as true today as it ever was

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:18, archived)
Laid.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 10:57, archived)
The expression "pre-warn"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:05, archived)
to notify you that there are warnings ahead, in case health and safety triggers you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:14, archived)
Why there still isn't a decent 3D Sonic game

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:10, archived)
Platformers don't work well in 3D
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:40, archived)
counter-argument:
sometimes they do
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:42, archived)
Don't be silly, manolith.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:05, archived)
one for your misanthropic 'bollocks to vr' campaign here
www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/10/13/ronnie-osullivan-falls-over-playing-vr-pool
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:15, archived)
At least consumer vr will keep You've Been Framed and Rude Tube supplied with years of material.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:31, archived)
counter-counter-argument:
I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:14, archived)
oh yeah? well you're a big stupid poohead

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:20, archived)
Mario 64 / Sunshine / Galaxy
Spyro the Dragon
Crash Bandicoot
Jak and Daxter
Ratchet and Clank
Psychonauts

While they have some problems, they bring little things mechanically that make exploring and moving around fun and intuitive, or the levels are designed in a way that funnels or restricts the player from openly exploring and potentially breaking the game
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:47, archived)
The jumping bits in Psychonauts are gross
pretending to be godzilla to the fish people was great however.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:09, archived)
thoughts on the sequel?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:11, archived)
is that in Kickstarter or something?
I've still got to complete the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:34, archived)
The first one is an amazing platformer in terms of art style, writing, and thematics
but the last level has a horrendous difficulty spike
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:53, archived)
I think they made it more palatable
with an update to the Steam version.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:03, archived)
see, it'd have never happened with a paternoster
different, much worse injuries perhaps. but not this specific thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:13, archived)
You're not wrong there
It'd have to be a bloody big one though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)
that'd be my dream
imagine a paternoster in the empire state building, with glass outer panels so you could see the view as you go up

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:22, archived)
You're thinking too small m8
imagine one that goes to the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:23, archived)

!!!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:26, archived)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:27, archived)
i'm going to practice holding my breath so i can have a go

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:41, archived)
I'd like you to watch this
youtu.be/cDr3Z5mliLc
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 6:51, archived)
Morning Grrry
Off on the piss this afternoon, expect shitposting :D
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 7:28, archived)
Beer festival in Warsaw
I want to go, but it means going with my wife's cousin, who is a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 7:29, archived)
I'm going out with work, do it every three months. Beers and food all paid for by them
But it comes with the usual works do problem of having to spend time with my colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 7:31, archived)
Do you like the people you work with?
I've had some great company nights out
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 7:36, archived)
Aye, they're alright I guess until the sniff comes out
Not into that stuff myself, I just get take advantage of the free drinks
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:41, archived)
Do you work with me, Hotfuck?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:44, archived)
Most probably
Climb on the desk and start windmilling, I'll join you in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:46, archived)
yeah I'd leave at that point

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:48, archived)
I've barely touched Excel for three days.
I'm getting withdrawal symptoms.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:04, archived)

Excel myself
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:04, archived)
open up a new sheet and colour all the cells to make a pretty picture of a flower or summink

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:06, archived)
Will probably find myself using it over the weekend - my friend, the madam, is coming up with lots of ways to monitor the girls she employs (or doesn't employ, whichever is legally prudent).

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:09, archived)
does she swan around in corsets and a feather boa?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:14, archived)
Her free time is not my concern.
Nor are her work hours, for that matter. For legal reasons, I should like to distance myself from her and her operation.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:07, archived)
^pimp

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:18, archived)
That sounds way more exciting than what I'm actually doing.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:21, archived)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YG_WWZYqUs
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:42, archived)
Czesc, the man with the grrr.
What's the Polish for "hungover as a bastard"?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:08, archived)
"Mam kaca jak.." is "I have a hangover like...[INSERT OPTION HERE]"
cholera - hell
chuj - a dick (generic swear)
skurwysyn - a son of a whore
stad do wiecznosci - here to eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:13, archived)
Excellent.
'Cholera' is hell? That's quality.

KURWA.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:34, archived)
cholera is more a generally mild "damn"
pronounced holl-AIR-ah
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:39, archived)
H

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:10, archived)
L.O.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:13, archived)
^a box of hornets

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:03, archived)
when i wake up in the morning love, and the sunlight hurts my eyes, and something without warning, love bears heavy on my mind, then i look at you and the world's alright with me, just one look at you and i know it's gonna be, a lovely day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:28, archived)
fuck off you bent faggot

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:29, archived)
You've managed to quote the single song that I hate more than literally any other song.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:35, archived)
Nothing is worse than "The Power of Love" by Jennifer Rush

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:37, archived)
Or Chris DeBurgh's "Lady in Red"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:38, archived)
Or "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:38, archived)
Oh god
Or Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
God, I feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:39, archived)
I think there are lots of quite bad songs
but luckily there are lots of quite good songs too and we often have the option to pick and choose what we listen to
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:43, archived)
bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:47, archived)
All of these songs are shit
but none remotely as shit as Bill Withers, who can furthermore fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:44, archived)
duck, microwave, etc

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:10, archived)
Not sure what this is all about; sounds dubious.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:52, archived)
^ prefers Will Smith's version of Just The Two Of Us

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:13, archived)
every night in my dreams, I see you, I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:39, archived)
thank Crunchie it's Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:42, archived)
Blue Star sent me a pack of Crunchies once cos she's great
SHE DOESN'T IGNORE MY CONFECTIONERY NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:47, archived)
Yeah, but I bet they had crushed glass in them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:47, archived)
Oh man I could go for a Double Decker right now

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:49, archived)
I've gone off them now
I really want some liquorice though
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:51, archived)
a what?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:56, archived)

Double Decker
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:14, archived)
well, she is from this fair city, which marks her out as a cut above

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:52, archived)
hey, there used to be a computer shop round here called Blue Star
is that where she got her name from?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:59, archived)
Your nan gave me her blue star, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:52, archived)
waffle m00001000, not star

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:58, archived)
King Bhumibol is an anagram of biking bumhol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:50, archived)
Windy Pig has that on his leather jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:56, archived)
mornholio

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:57, archived)
Avast

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:58, archived)
Norton

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:59, archived)
My last AV product was chosen purely on the basis that it's scanning software was called "Luke Filewalker".
Then it became nagware, so I binned it in favour of Microsoft's offering (and then I binned Windows).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:11, archived)
avast behind
nauticalols
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:06, archived)
alright lads, playtime's over, the mod's here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 8:59, archived)
aw man, I had a great skink lined up to post :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:01, archived)
stand up straight
shine them shoes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:08, archived)
r

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:02, archived)
WP

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:05, archived)
Ahoy hoy
So Trump hasn't actually donated an money to 9/11 charities, wonder how this will square with his fanbase. Oh what am I thinking, they'll still back him.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 9:11, archived)
post-work thread
What do you do when you get home?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:35, archived)
eat and sleep

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:38, archived)
OH MY GOD WE'RE SO ALIKE.
Alright Jase. I'm in manc tomorrow. Staying in the Britannia hotel or saink.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:40, archived)
Change into sweat pants and a hoodie at this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:40, archived)
what were you wearing before, a zoot suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:41, archived)
Jeans and a shirt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:09, archived)
Get into my t-shirt and shorts and open all the windows
#sweltering
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:41, archived)

frinkiac.com/gif/S04E03/218951/225207.gif?b64lines=
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 18:56, archived)
^nothing short of uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:46, archived)
Shit in my hands and rub it on your nan.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:11, archived)
If I'm on nights I'll have a coffee/wank/sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:31, archived)
Put on a Julia Sawalha wig and say "Randy Man" into a mirror three times, to see if Richard Herring will materialise behind me.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:46, archived)

materialise behind

ejaculate inside
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 0:29, archived)
Wonder why my alarm has just gone off and it's time to get up again

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:50, archived)
It's amazing how much the passing of time can bollock your nut in given it's one of the few constants we have.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 19:58, archived)
Time is an abstract concept , what you chose to do with it is your own doing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
shut up MGT

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 20:27, archived)
there's nothing constant about time,
anyone who's ever sat and watched a clock for long enough can tell you that
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:14, archived)
It is constant, you know.
Passes at a rate of one second per second. Always has, always will.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:31, archived)
tautology is tautolagous

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:32, archived)
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist
I travelled through time from the year 1986 to tell you that
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:31, archived) 

Dr Sam Beckett never returned home

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:44, archived)
Change into trackie bottoms and a t-shirt, crack open a beer and get on the internet like any respectable shut-in.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 20:37, archived)
Haha, like I bother to put any clothes on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 20:40, archived)
Clown costumes still count as clothes, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 20:49, archived)
the usual schedule is
check various internets,
make dinner,
eat dinner,
watch a DVD or so,
solve a Rubik's cube about 20 times,
gan te bed
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:10, archived)
Poor Spacefish. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:31, archived)
Depends on what "solve a rubik's cube" means

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 22:54, archived)
only a 2x2
and it's not actually a Rubik's one, it's a Moyu Lingpo.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 23:23, archived)
First I go the the pub
Then I get in and cry about my choices. Or make the tea. Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 23:17, archived)
alright Wicca

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 6:51, archived)
that thread wasn't very good
what else isn't very good?
what about pop stars winning nobel prizes eh?
I dunno talk about something
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:04, archived)
you can say b3ta if you like

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:05, archived)
goes without saying, surely

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:07, archived)
I went without saying once
overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:40, archived)
shame you can't go without spraying

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
Pobody's nerfect

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:42, archived)
*scowl*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:43, archived)
I found my lost PiZero, last night.
Turns out it's the version without a camera connector, so I don't think it'll be used for anything robot related - I'll probably buy it a hat, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:07, archived)
dunno what that is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:19, archived)
It's a very small pickup, often used in acoustic guitars

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:42, archived)
you've used the wrong word there, now he'll tell you what it is
in future, remember to say don't care what that is
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:42, archived)
I'm not going to foist my hobby upon poor, unsuspecting tangles.
If I do get round to making anything, I won't even put it on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:54, archived)
well, maybe you're not all bad then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:23, archived)
ban him anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:24, archived)
ok, so far on my 'kitten token' list i'm going to be selling...
15 minutes, 1 hour and 3 hour increments of the following:
no 2 can
no monster munch
no spanishfly (permanent half price sale)

who else?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:31, archived)
I resent my presence on this list.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:53, archived)
well people keep trying to get me to step you
maybe you need to look inwards
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:55, archived)
It's dark and cold, and there are voices.
I don't see how this is helping.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:57, archived)
Still a bit miffed that I've had no response from Timmy Mallett
I'm starting think that maybe he is a fucking stupid fucking cunt after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:07, archived)
try to see it from his point of view
there must be scores of moribund websites constantly asking him to sign up and revitalise them, he'll come around eventually when he realises this is his natural home
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:20, archived)
just pisses me off, tangled

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:28, archived)
let it all out, you'll feel better for it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:30, archived)
i've got his address
we could just pop round timmy towers and ask him in person
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:27, archived)
You're right
we SHOULD beat him up. Well done, Mano. Let's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:29, archived)
are you kidding, he's always armed!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:42, archived)
betterware

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:09, archived)

better share
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:12, archived)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:15, archived)
I don't know why they get so upset that I put their stupid catalogue in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:21, archived)
buy a bin from them. then when it arrives, open it in front of them and put a load of ripped up betterware catalogues in it
then chuck it in a skip
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:28, archived)
they have to pay for them themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:29, archived)
I have to pay for food, and that just ends up being flushed down the toilet
I've forgotten my point, what were we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:30, archived)
poo, I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:32, archived)
superjam

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:33, archived)
apartheid

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:38, archived)
WELL AT LEAST SOMEBODY IS
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:39, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
The Betterware lady asked me if she should stop posting it through the door, seeing as how we never order anything
I hesitated for a second because she was pretty. I'm so pathetic. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:30, archived)
I reckon she might've let you kiss her if you bought a small item

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:31, archived)
Do you think so?
Well I could use a sturdier slotted spoon. Perhaps I should give them a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:33, archived)
through the letterbox?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:40, archived)
I don't even know what a betterware catalogue is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:32, archived)
Then this conversation is not for you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:33, archived)
Even though I genuinely have no idea what one is
I still feel a little smug about not getting them delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:36, archived)
that doesn't make sense

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:38, archived)
Your face doesn't make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:45, archived)
I'm not smug about my face

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:48, archived)
they want £8 for a teaspoon with a long handle. fuck 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:34, archived)
ah, so they were trying to distract me with a pretty lady?
Those DASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:35, archived)
it's designed for getting to the bottom of jars
but they do give you a free jar of superjam. this, however, does not justify the price.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:38, archived)
Depends
what variety of jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:39, archived)
super
can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
English? No.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:42, archived)
sawdust and rat's blood, i think

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:46, archived)
Well, it's no boysenberry, but when in Rome!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:50, archived)
they also charge £10 for a metal cutout of a cat
that's meant to scare off real cats. it attracts them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:53, archived)
god, I miss betterware
The graveyard of the unneccesary
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:57, archived)
my ex used to sell it
i sometimes read through it for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:00, archived)
If I ever find out that JML aren't operating out of some secret, wacky, mad-science lab,
I'm going to be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:01, archived)
We had kleeneze here. It's another level of tat.
Kitchen roll holders with the head/back of a cat.
A french-maid outfit to put over the top of an upright vacuum.

It's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:02, archived)
betterware can beat that
they have a ceramic frog with a built-in light and a hole in the bottom, so you can leave it on your path and hide the spare key under it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:09, archived)
There used to be a shop in our town that sold shit like that.
I ironically (but running out of other options) got my dad a solar-powered light-up tortoise for one father's day.

Bizarrely he seemed to genuinely like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:15, archived)
dads, eh?
my dad kicked off when i got him a head polishing kit, but still uses the mug my sister bought him that says merry christmas, you miserable twat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:32, archived)
strikey-g
knob
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:34, archived)
you need a kit for that?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:37, archived)
He needs nano-bots, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:39, archived)
actual giggles

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:40, archived)
arranged like this, maybe
i.makeagif.com/media/10-13-2016/br2ei8.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:59, archived)
dont be sad they trade online
www.betterware.co.uk/onion-keeper.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:09, archived)
no pretty ladies to help you make your mind up though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:12, archived)
perhaps get a saucy picture to look at while shopping
assets.catawiki.nl/assets/2016/10/1/1/d/9/1d98ba94-87db-11e6-8257-6720ff967ad0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:23, archived)
holy moly!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:24, archived)
current bid is 39 quid, always something interesting
www.catawiki.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:29, archived)
this is funny and sad
auction.catawiki.com/collections-auction/thursday
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:33, archived)
A collection that's taken someone a lifetime to build
flogged for a lousy hundred bucks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:37, archived)
It's like those shows where they want to sell grandad's old war medals so they can have a day out to chessington

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:38, archived)
it's sad that they can't spell porcelain

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:39, archived)
they are not english you terrible racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:43, archived)
are they american?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:44, archived)
that is *quite* saucy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:25, archived)
+ sweet & sour

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:26, archived)
Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
"Your search 'egg cuber' did not match any products."
:((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:22, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:24, archived)
hairy bikers had those
they made heart and star-shaped eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:43, archived)
well then i respectfully suggest that they had egg hearters and starrers then
i want cubes or NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:49, archived)
they were in vietnam at the time, iirc
i think they got them there. doubtless they do cubers, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:58, archived)
Haven't seen one since moving to my new house
So either I live in a very classy area, or they are too scared to come to our street.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
for additional 'useless bullshit' needs
there's always wowcher
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:25, archived)
Wow, for the special lady in Mongy's life
www.wowcher.co.uk/nationwide/deal-1324491-detail/119-instead-272-01-watch-supermarket-michael-kors/deal.html
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:27, archived)
i hate that kors cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:33, archived)
I keep on seeing adverts for Schpock or whatever the bullshit is called
Fuck you, I'm old and your business model looks not only flimsy but open to abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:33, archived)
worth dusting this off
youtu.be/QrmbFh4WT70?t=68
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:35, archived)
in my students days, i ended up giving £2 a month to mind because the chugger was so pretty

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:40, archived)
lol
ok, I don't feel so bad now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
i was 18
you're 59 or whatever it is
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:46, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:48, archived)
*tickles*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:28, archived)
you should ultimately receive that back though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:44, archived)
yeah, now that the 8mil post has been and gone, they've been keeping an eye on me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:47, archived)
I think you're not very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:09, archived)
but I've been practicing and everything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:21, archived)
VR

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:13, archived)
Have a good friend that at the moment is working on some excellent VR stuff
And daily he tweets examples of poor shit that is being created (low hanging fruit) which could actually kill off the moment before it finds it feet.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:15, archived)
I hope VR finds its niche application (surgery, bomb disposal, or whatever.,
then fucking stays there because the very concept of "consumer VR" is stupid.
No doubt the likes of manolith will get a set so that they can hunt Pokémon in their living rooms, or something equally pathetic.

^ upset
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
Sky have already opened up studios to try and make content
Yep, it will be their next gimmick to add £2/3 to a bill.

When a game like GTA gets hold of it, it might be amazing, but make no mistake you will need to hold a controller to move yourself and stand still. The equipment past that (ie floor to run on) will always be prohibitive with cost.

It is all very well trying to combine it with film and such, but there are a few issues
a) it costs fuckloads to generate flat images film images, let alone worlds that surround you constantly
b) the story tools don't exist, a narrative for VR hasn't been sorted out yet. How do you sort out the chosen path when a user can be looking anywhere but. Yes games do deal with this, but quite poorly
c) sometimes it is nice to look over at whoever is with you to share an experience, no more of that.
d) you look a massive twat wearing it
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:09, archived)
It'll go the way of 3D, for much the same reasons as you've listed.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:18, archived)
No, it has a future
But only for specific circumstances and not a widespread use.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:52, archived)
these are salient points
but re: b) don't forget that half life 2 let you look wherever you wanted during expository scenes and i don't think anyone's criticising the storytelling in that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:55, archived)
True
But this is supposed to attract non-gamers who don't play FPS games constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 17:00, archived)
i've tried it a few times
and it can be excellent fun. i'm guessing you're the kind of mincing mary that'd get motion sickness on the dlr and that's why you're anti-VR
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:27, archived)
Not on the DLR, no, but I do get queasy watching 3D - the illusion of movement is what does it.
Besides that, though, VR is bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:56, archived)
we'll see if you change your tune when 'ultra mega complaining-about-things-incessantly simulator - vr edition' is released

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 17:12, archived)
There's actually an interesting thing about VR and the shortcuts it takes meaning it doesn't work very well on women.
Ignore the edgy porn slant, it's quite interesting.
motherboard.vice.com/read/vr-needs-to-be-pleasurable-for-women-before-vr-porn-can-be
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 17:02, archived)
i like it
but then i'm easily impressed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:29, archived)
There's a possibility of me getting that for my birthday
and seeing as how it's not for about 5 months, that should be enough time to see if they bring out enough decent games for it to be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:32, archived)
ok, well then prepare the spare room
manolith's comin' to stay
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
There goes the neighbourhood

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:23, archived)
NO YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:15, archived)
chas n' dave

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:16, archived)
Their Nobel prize was justified
Can't wait for Channel 5 to show their Christmas special again soon
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:21, archived)
i'm just waiting for them to re-release snooker loopy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:31, archived)
Have you seen the Snooker drama thing on the iPlayer about Higgins?
There is a good few re-enactments of the song in that
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:34, archived)
the rack pack?
yeah, that was good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
*Adds "The Rack Pack" to list of tv shows where they thought of the title first*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:43, archived)
most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:52, archived)
i did a shit earlier and had to wipe and wipe and wipe for ages
i was slightly concerned the toilet wouldn't handle the volume of toilet paper. that wasn't a great experience all told
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:21, archived)
might be rectal cancer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:22, archived)
oh cheers, i'll have it checked out
i'll have fun naming my first polyp
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:26, archived)

i.imgur.com/JEpHDGQ.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:29, archived)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:31, archived)
i really wouldn't care to comment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:21, archived)
you can tell us something that is very good if you like

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:23, archived)
i'm not sure i want to get involved, so just count me out please

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:32, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
My new boiler
Got water dipping out of it. The plumber is booked in for tomorrow evening to sort it out, which he better.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:22, archived)
GS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:36, archived)
Wish life was all Chas and Dave chat
But sometimes the fucking details get in the way
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
I'm clicking this, and let me tell you why
It amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:51, archived)
Thanks Amanda Holden!

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:52, archived)
you're welcome
*cheats on Les Dennis*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:53, archived)
The kettle in the office.
It's a bit leaky and it whistles like the Sirocco up your nan's chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:27, archived)
It's a Corrado actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:31, archived)
I'd have either one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:35, archived)
When I was at school there was a teacher with a faded old Sirocco and a massive curly perm.
Naturally this earned him the nickname 'Knight Rider'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
ok this thread was loads better
going home now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:25, archived)
bye love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 16:27, archived)
This looks delightful
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/delicious-decay-the-edible-body-farm-day-tickets-27664114110

Cake AND corpses? What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:03, archived)
Sounds like bullshit to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:14, archived)
I don't eat cake , and I worked there before so to me it seems fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:16, archived)
I like cake and I like being reminded of life's fragile hold on this universe
so it's win/win for me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:17, archived)
Sounds like a giggle.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:20, archived)
Mary Berry is technically part cake and part corpse
Would you eat her?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:22, archived)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:36, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:23, archived)
Sorry for the real name, but I found a picture of McBeef proposing
i.chzbgr.com/full/8819220480/h107F4109/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:25, archived)
Bummers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:31, archived)
I quite like Marmite.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:32, archived)

marmite sticking my tallywhacker in hollowed out gourds
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:40, archived)
Marmite is fucking rank, and Unilever can fucking keep it
#Muppset
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:03, archived)
haha, cake or death?
why not both?!??!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:38, archived)
^Benjamin Franklin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:47, archived)
he did use too much punctuation, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:54, archived)

use too much punctuation me up the bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 15:06, archived)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever wasted your money on?
I bought a French car once but it didn't have an engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:57, archived)
Your nan.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)
haha, you got conned ma8e
she gives it away for free
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)
damn right, she might be a slut but she's no Princess Diana
/2Hatsgrandad
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:07, archived)
Hi my name is Grrmachine and I was stupid enough to buy a French car
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:59, archived)
reading all your posts in a whiny yank teen girl voice now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:00, archived)
Imagine an American Alan Ball, thats my voice.

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:02, archived)

Alan Zoe
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:02, archived)
i well fancy her
now that norman is out of the picture i might be in with a chance
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)
if i'd known, i'd have put in a good word for you with her dad

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:07, archived)
which word?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:10, archived)
'alabaster'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

la ss
+l
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:25, archived)
[iasip gif]

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:25, archived)
that's odd I read everybody's posts in that kind of voice

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:13, archived)
!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:18, archived)
it was pure chance, you'll just have to believe me

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:21, archived)
but but you're never serious about anything so how can i... how could...
*splutch*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:24, archived)

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:33, archived)
that little guy is having the best time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:34, archived)
He's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:35, archived)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:35, archived)
stupid fucking French prick

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:38, archived)
should have his own series imo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)
if i had the skills, i'd give him animated hypnotoad eyes
but i don't, so i can't
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)
i'm the doveston and i approve this message

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:58, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:03, archived)
Just to make The Doveston happy:
there's an article in today's Indy about how Tesco is going to run short of flagship British products like Marmite because Unilever has hiked the prices by 10% to compensate for Brexit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 12:59, archived)
I don't see a problem here.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:00, archived)
Turns out all the ingredients for Marmite are grown in the UK
But Unilever present their profits in Euros.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:00, archived)
If you pay actual money for rancid yeast waste
then you deserve to be charged whatever the manufacturer feels like, up to and including your first born child
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:01, archived)
i hope this country's economy crashes and burns to ash

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:02, archived)
which one? Wales or England?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)
both

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:54, archived)
You'd best get back down the mines.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:02, archived)
i dunno, but i've paid money for tickets to go and see hms pinafore
almost entirely because i thought it was funny when sideshow bob did it in the simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:01, archived)
should have taken vladimir, he loves that sort of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:06, archived)
i'm worried vlad might have been serious about not posting anymore since the 8mil

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:10, archived)
I am never serious about anything

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:14, archived)
I'd be all over that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:14, archived)
actually no I really don't like gibert and sullivan, topsy turvy is great though

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:16, archived)
this post seems to contradict
this one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:08, archived)
yeah but simpsons

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:09, archived)

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:12, archived)

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:17, archived)

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:22, archived)
without clicking on it, i'm almost certain that will be homer and skinner nodding at each other

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:26, archived)
haha, good call
i nearly went with jack-in-the-box homer nodding
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:28, archived)
b3ta gold account

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:03, archived)
you haven't used any of your 'kitten tokens' in a while. are you sure there's nobody you'd like to get rid of for 15 minutes?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)
may i have 10,000 kitten tokens please?
i would like to use them all on 2 can
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:07, archived)
you don't seem to have paid your gold subs in a while, sorry :(
maybe mongy will let you have some
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:09, archived)
how much does it cost to have 2 can sandboxed?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:18, archived)
he spends far too much time on sand as it is, can't we just put him in a box

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:23, archived)
i should start offering this as a service. i could use the extra cash

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:25, archived)
On a car tip I bought a Saab for £500
The power steering lines snapped. I left it to rot in the road until the tax was about to go out.
I had to have the brake system replaced at a grand or have it scrapped (see above).
About a month later one of the teeth snapped in the steering rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)
I nearly bought a 9000 with a complete bordeau interior
red wine vinyl door cards, dark red leather seats, cherry carpet, it was proper pimping.
Except the engine in that was fucked too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:10, archived)
In terms of things I bought on a whim, then never use
Loads of things
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:11, archived)
Couple of guitars I never play
At least one amp, handful of pedals.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:14, archived)

handful of pedals
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:30, archived)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:31, archived)
pedals are for your feet m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:33, archived)
oh, I SEE
a footful, then
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:33, archived)
he's being grrrmachine about it
leave 'im babe, 'ees not wurfit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:34, archived)
He's going to get a four-penny one, right up the bracket if he's not carfeful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:35, archived)
it's the least he deserves

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)
I'm worth half a shilling at LEAST

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:53, archived)
i bought this once
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/73259/cat-pult
got it sent from america because it looked like a lot of fun. wasn't all that cheap either but i saw videos of chain reaction cat hurling going on all over people's houses and wanted in.
i've never once bothered to set up the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:17, archived)
Well it does look like fun
I bought an Airzooka for pretty much the same reason. It was quickly re-christened "The Stink Fist" after we started farting into it, then shooting it at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:19, archived)
that is completely amazing
i have an airzooka somewhere too. the first time i saw one was in wanamingos at port solent ('member that?) and the shop lady took it off me because i blew a load of papers off their counter
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:28, archived)
lol
Wanamingos. If it's the same place I'm thinking of, it's the same place where that guy sneared at me because I didn't know the yoyo world champion and thought 50 quid was expensive for a yoyo.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:30, archived)
oh god, that's ridiculous
it's the kanye-primark situation all over again
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:35, archived)
lol
that was humiliating
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:36, archived)
Acutally, I should go back to that shop, wearing a Kanye t-shirt, humming his latest tune
that'll show 'em who knows Kanye
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:37, archived)
tsk
you can't know kanye
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)
also, i still have most of the catapult stuff. next time you and the fam are over, we can have a go if you like

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)
aw yeah boyee

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:31, archived)
lol.
When I worked in the bookies we had desk fans behind us to blow the air about. One hungover morning I let out an sbd when serving a customer and smelt it as it flew past me and hit him right in the coupon. You could pinpoint the moment it hit him as he displayed a look of shock and disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:31, archived)
haha
I worked at a carpet shop a million years ago, and one time the boss ran up to us, red faced, saying that he'd let rip in front of a customer and couldn't bear to face him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:32, archived)
lol, guffs!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)
Bought a plastic trombone once while totally drunk
The thing is so loud even if I was to try and practice it the neighbours would kill me
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:22, archived)
What now?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:26, archived)
looksee
www.pbone.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:29, archived)
hurr hurr hurr
'p bone'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:33, archived)
it's ok
they have other uses
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:40, archived)
Yet again, it's the comments section that sets it off
www.portsmouth.co.uk/whats-on/theatre/review-puppetry-of-the-penis-kings-theatre-southsea-1-7620793
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:40, archived)
Hahaha, this one's great
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/police-on-the-hunt-for-toothbrush-thief-1-7626048

Dental puns, and a little insurance fraud advice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)
I once bought a sitar for a couple of hundred pounds
barely played it, horrible instrument, impossible to tune, harder to play, cuts your fingers to shreds. I sold it a few years later for a fraction of the price
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:47, archived)
I came very close to buying a sitar myself
Also, nearly bought one of these after playing with it for about 30 seconds:
www.hobgoblin.com/local/sales/products/AF18027/hugh-tracey-alto-kalimba-with-pickup/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:51, archived)
there is a kalimba featured on one of the tracks on our forthcoming album

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:52, archived)
Pfft, we didn't record an album

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:54, archived)
sorry I thought you were someone else

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:59, archived)
you would've liked to though, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:04, archived)
sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:08, archived)
It'd just be nice to jam with someone, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:08, archived)
I almost bought an ocarina recently, seems like an easy instrument to pick up and play
But I thought against it at the last minute, a video game nerd with an ocarina? it's about as cliched as you can get
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:58, archived)
I very nearly took up harmonica lessons recently. But was off work and too hungover.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:01, archived)
why d'you need lessons?
all you do is blow and suck
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:05, archived)
kennethwilliams.jpg
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 14:08, archived)
those special editions of Marmite

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:47, archived)
Education.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2016, 13:48, archived)

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