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YAY!

munkt0n asked me to marry him this morning!
:)
what should I say folks, baring in mind he already has an answer.....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

Say it

with kittens :)

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

I already baught him

a kitten!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

is the same old story

Boy photoshops kitten
Girl photoshops kitten
Boy meets Girl after seeing her kitten
Boy see's girls "kitten"
Girl buys boy kitten
Boy comes close to death
Boy proposes

ahhhhh...

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

how many times

have we all seen a story like that.

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

please stop my sides hurt.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

i hope this

momentus occasion has been noted on the front page!

edit: i think you should get munkt0n to propose on the board

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

YAY!

Munkt0n?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

CONGRADULATION BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

and now from some subliminal messages form our sponsors:

(((you)))(((will)))(((play)))(((the)))(((scatman)))(((as)))(((your)))(((first)))(((dance)))

that is all. thank you.

[edit] *scrolls up*... JIVA IS A DIRTY THREADWASTER!!!!

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packetslut, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

hahahaha

class

(((i)))(((will)))(((play)))(((the)))(((scatman)))(((as)))(((my)))(((first)))(((dance)))

*ahem* sorry, dunno what happened there

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

you

betcha!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS JIVA!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

Congrats!

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

Fucking hell!

Woo! Yay! Serious fucking houpla!

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

don't worry its a long way off yet!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

woohoo!

good for you both!

is his mind unbalanced after yesterday's crash? ;)

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

probably!

;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

congratulations

it's about time you were an honest woman ;)

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

gosh! as if I would ever lie!!!

*uncrosses fingers and toes*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

Hurrah!

Congratulmalations!

B3ta wedding - I must buy a new hat!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

yes

new hats for all!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

for clowns?

CONGRATULATIONS!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

Do I get an invite to the wedding?

Or are you going to stream it live?

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

oooohhh

live streaming... means i don't have to buy a new suit

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

I DON'T think they'd do the idea

of you sitting there naked watching it....

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

i wouldn't be naked

i would be wearing some boxers.

i do have some pride

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

I don't

how do you know what I'm wearing NOW???

Eh? Eh? Eh?

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

well...

send me some pictures and then i will know

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

Can't

Mrs K3rry's out and she's got the camera with her

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

But I will

do you a pic!

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

no thanks

i've gone off the idea

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

all invited

no plans yet, I want to make him ask my dad and do it all public like with the ring one day, but I couldn't resist when he asked.....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

"If you love me let me see your ring......"

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

well he

cant get a ring till he gets a job....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

I gave Mrs K3rry two engagement rings

I bought her one and then gave her one that had been passed down the family for generations

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

haha!

www.goatse.??

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

"That's not a ring!"

"That's not my finger I'm putting through it either!!"

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

if you

offered me that I would run away.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

yay! You can legally kiss each other on the mouth when you're married and everything!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

Eugh!

Girls are disgusting.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

And

they talk too much

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

And

they smell too much

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

And they

spend all you money on shoes and clothes and then *more* shoes!

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

and they have the lurgy

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

oooooooooo"Eck-a-boooo!!"

Arrrgggh! Lurgy Run!!!

<Forgets you can't run through screen>

**Thunk** "Ow!"

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

And

they insist that the go on a diet when they only weigh 6 stone

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

and insist they're fat when they look fantastic

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

And they're NEVER

happy with their hair

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

why would any one

want to do that?

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

kissy kissy!

*chasess him around the board*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Crikey

suddenly I was 5 again :)

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chthonic, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

cool I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!!!!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

it shows, and it's catching! =o)

the next time someone tries to argue that you can't tell how someone feels by what they write, I'll just point them at this thread

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Shedside, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

What are we?

Your proposal-response bitches?

Congrats, btw!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

yes

because we are part of you and you are part of us......

mmmwwwwhhahhahahahahahahahha!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

grancotulations!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

Huzzah!

Can you exchange Hummus at the altar?

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chthonic, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

not

going to have an altar, probably an indian wedding but no plans yet.....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

We got married by

this lot and it was excellent. You get to completely design your ceremony...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

Congratulations!

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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

Congratchamalations !

Nothing like a brush with death to cement a relationship !

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

tell him

you've decided to become a nun! ;)
congratulations you two, send me some cake!

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rogan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

well

I was celebate for a bit, I even tried to be completely Hare Krishna and it did not work for me.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

hooj congratulations!

:)
wheeeeeeeeeee

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

We've got two

pairs now ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

more more!

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

hmm

www.russianbrides.com
*looks thoughtful*

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rogan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

that wouldn't count

is has to be to a another b3tan!

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

hmm

www.b3tanbrides.com
*looks thoughtful*

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rogan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

LOL

maybe w3e should start a b3ta dating site...

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

aw rogan!

you're so lovely there is bound to be a fantastic b3tan babe waiting to find you too.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

this is true

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

congratulations

and all that. =) =)

(Altrezia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

congrats!

...it'll never last.

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robh, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

jelous

are we?

it's lasted since september already!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

just make sure

to have jelly at the reception.
Everyone likes wibbly, wobbly jelly.

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robh, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

and attractive bridesmaids

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

make sure there are enough

for each desperate male on the board, about 750 will do

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

if we ever get it together

we're having witchy and priestess and spacefish as bridesmaids : )

oi jiva and munkton.. perhaps we should have a a double b3tan wedding.. not the real ones of course.. but you know...

we had been thinking of the zoo sometime! : )

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

yay!

fake b3tan wedding joint for us both that would be well cool! I'm up for it!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

london zoo

would be the perfect place

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

also

the b3ta fest in the summer!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

cool

Crab_bloke is the minister.. that's already set... and Vulga is the Lecherous Drunken Uncle... I think Bovine was going to be Slightly Retarded Cousin Cleetus... but maybe he's changed his mind : )

Everyone HAS to dress up, my suggestion was spend maximum of a fiver in Oxfam (or charity shop of choice), that way it's a charity event also :)

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

i think a lot of people

thought the same of hugo and me...

but we b3tans have the most important thing in common... sense of humour : )

good luck missus!

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

yay!

thank you! I'm all misty eyed now!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

me too : ) lovely news

getting nostalgic at our own announcement...

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Bloody good show!

Congratulations!

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

hehehehehehehehe

:)
I know what I'd say! ;)
yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

wow!

Congrats jiva + munkt0n - wooooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaay,
hoopla

and jolly well done ;)

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djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Honk-gratulations

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

Oooh

yay!

Congratulations!

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missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

woo!

congratumalations! will your bridesmaids be dressed as badgers?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

heehee!

hadn't thought of that! they will be now.. :)

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

well done sir

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

meep!

is it going to turn in to the sillyest wedding ever....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

i think that's what you should aim for

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

congratulations!

hurray for b3ta

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

Woooo

*showers confetti over Jiva and Munkton*

(Amerella, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

All I will say is

WOO for you! :) Congrats!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

congratulations!

i know i said it up there but i wanted to extend the thread!

yay for you 2!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

Congratulations -

and I assume you mean that he asked you this morning.
Good luck to both of you - and just a small slice of cake for each of us, please.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

yes

and yes I'm sure we can sort it out so all get cake or something!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hurrah.

And what could be more appropriate than a quick pic thrown together from the ready-made Photoshop shapes?

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

yes

may you both be as happy as can be

very very very happy for you both

congratulations.

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

thank you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS

n'that.

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pagram, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Ain't love grand?

Will the cake be in the shape of
a) a shark
b) the fear
c) a badger?

I've been married for nearly 3 years now and it's blissful!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Congratulations!!!

An event like this should be celebrated by all the lurkers... Can we fit eleventy-squillion replies on the board?

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galanthis, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

yes

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

CONGRATUMULATIONS JIVA & MUNKT0N!

Unless, of course, you said no...
;-)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

you

know I said yes!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

Hee hee!

Glad to hear it.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

Congrats!

Have a very happy and B3ta wedding!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

YAY!

CONGRATS!
2ND EVER POST FOR ME!

this is in fact a lie, this is fabyak with an account created for purely comedy porpoises

(self, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

you tricky trickster!

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

you know me

a comedic genie-house

also lies

(self, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

a selection of mountainous woos, and for good measure, an assortment of colossal yays

congratulations!
belatedly as always

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Shedside, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

congratulations...

...and jubilations.....tah da da da daaaaaa daaaaaa....

/walks off whistling

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sage, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

Congratulations

and celebrations, da da da dum de de de deeee!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

YAYYAYAYAYY!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

It makes me so happy to hear that.
Almost makes me want to aks my missus!

WOO!

xx

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

Ooh.... Congratulations!

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

Has this made it to the front page yet?

It should!

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K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

yippeee

a blissful b3tan union!!

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rosey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Congratulations

& stuff

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Congrats you lations

*feels warm...realises he's wet himself*

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Your Mum, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

and I'll say

Congrats too as I've only just found out

Woo!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)

congratulations!

from the future!

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Reverend Dan, Thu 1 May 2003, 0:40, archived)