Nah...
...they get distracted by sheep then *panowie* I would have them....the welsh not the sheep.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:28,
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damn right
i'd flank them on the left hand side outsmarting them with a pincer movement.
it'll be like slaughtering natives in india, such as it was in a former life.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:30,
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it'll be like slaughtering natives in india, such as it was in a former life.
hello!
sorry, just posting crap to try and reach the next milestone
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:24,
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I don't even want to hear about nappies
the ratbag had wheat by accident yesterday and it's not pleasant
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27,
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I'm so pissed off about that
as we were driving back from a day out at Loch Tay, my mum announced that we were's going home, we were going for a bbq at her boyfriend's in the middle of fucking nowhere and having not exchanged mobile numbers with you lot, I couldn't even let you know. At least I'll be out tomorrow. Provided my tonsilitis and chest infection don't get any worse.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32,
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but who would I find
to help me with rubbing alcohol for a chest infection? more to the point, is there enough rubbing alcohol in the world for the job?
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40,
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I'd offer to help
but sadly I'm not in the same part of the country as you.
And I doubt if my wife would let me travel up tonight.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44,
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And I doubt if my wife would let me travel up tonight.
okay, i'll see if she's interested.
Can I bring the baby if we can't find a sitter at such short notice?
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47,
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we
just gave ours some pear for the first time and his poo looked like goose poo.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29,
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i read that as
goatse poo. i think i might be on here too much...
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32,
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i've got a gas mask for that occasion
protects you from interweb virsues like SARS.VBS and MY IP IS no longer baudcasting
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26,
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and you should know.
with your robotic upgraded sense of smell.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26,
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because
I have a small baby at home that deprives me of sleep and my code at work is misbehaving in a most alarming manner.
And I've just eaten something I probably shouldn't have.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:31,
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And I've just eaten something I probably shouldn't have.
People keep looking
at me cos I've only been wearing shorts and a t-shirt even though it's been occasionally raining today.
(Oh and I smell too).
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29,
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(Oh and I smell too).
Are they 'peep hole' shorts?
That would explain why people are looking at you.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:31,
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Oh yeah
thought it was a bit drafty earlier, but I just thought I was doing cold farts.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:33,
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yeah, I got some funny looks this morning cycling in wearing shorts and a tshirt.
IT might also be because I've had my head shaved and look like a mentalist now.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32,
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it must be the head
I also cycled in wearing shorts and t-shirt and everybody looked at me like I was the cool motherfucker that I am.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:34,
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yes
Rain dripping off a newly shaved head and a grimace on my face trying to stop the rain from going in my eyes.
I must look like a total nutcase.
ho hum.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:37,
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I must look like a total nutcase.
ho hum.
cycling shorts
are bad for your bits. take them off now and then take pictures
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:38,
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I just wear normal shorts
None of this wanky lycra for me.
Oh and I have a digital camera now, so you might regret saying that.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40,
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Oh and I have a digital camera now, so you might regret saying that.
you wouldn't believe
the pictures I've been sent of b3tans' bits...
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:42,
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nothing
wrong with a bit of lycra now and then. Makes you go faster you know.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44,
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yes but I prefer
not to look too much of a nutter.
It's bad enough having a bright yellow bike and a shaved head without drawing undue attention to my arse as well.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:45,
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It's bad enough having a bright yellow bike and a shaved head without drawing undue attention to my arse as well.
thing is
the more of a nutter you look, the more pedestrians and cars get the fuck out of your way.
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47,
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yes, there is that advantage
Also being 6'5" means if there is a problem, people tend to back down.
shame I'm as skinny as a rake at the moment
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Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:49,
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shame I'm as skinny as a rake at the moment