I made the National Bollocking Press!!!!!!

My naked MPs calendar has been given a front page and the centre colour pages in the Sunday Sport. According to them it is now the subject of a govt investigation (I am writing this from a secret location near Hull) but you can't really believe everyting you read these days. I just hope I don't get fired!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:07, archived)

Hahahaha!
Woo you sir, woo you!
( dogsbollocks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:07, archived)

I mean
*wanks furiously*
( dogsbollocks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

no!
think of the kittens!
(ethorad, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

Well
done, lets all join the fun and out our names down for a copy.
( Mr Moo, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)

ha ha
well done you!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

i'm on your side
:)
( edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

holy shit
now that's what I call success
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

congratulations!
that calendar is ace in a sickening way.
( fishsticks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)

hope they gave u credit

( Dr-Mx Putting the SH back into IT, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)

Pffft
not likely.
( dogsbollocks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:11, archived)

what he said...
..though I am quite happy to remain discreet when pissing off the govt is concerned
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:13, archived)

Probably not the best idea to host the offending article
on your ISP webspace? :)
( dogsbollocks, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

..
What can they do to him anyway??
(00100100, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:17, archived)

is the penalty for treason
still death?
(Cockfosters!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:18, archived)

only when
its against the queen
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

have u seen clockwork orange...

( Dr-Mx Putting the SH back into IT, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)

close the account?

( edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)

Nope.
It's satire. Perfectly allowable - not even libel, because although incredibly well done, it's obviously not real.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:33, archived)

Obviously.
No shark.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

I'm sure
if any of them do see it, that they will see the funny side
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)

I'm lovin
your innocence
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)

erm they are MPs...

( Dr-Mx Putting the SH back into IT, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:21, archived)

Marvelous!
Hurrah for quality journalism!
( LP, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)

hahahahhaha!
impressive. What did they call you? They always call us something. I particularly remember "war-crazed net-nerds" from around sept 11th...
( Batsgirl, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)

They just called me a culprit...
...and said that Tony Blair will stop at nothing to root me out! My arse!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Email him
and ask if it's true...
( LP, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:11, archived)

What? ...
If he surfs naked? Oo-er!
Wikkid calendar, btw! lol!
(Spockinasock, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:16, archived)

Ack! What a thought!
Do you mind? I WAS trying to eat... *shudders*
(Snitter the Rat, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:53, archived)

ha ha
and do what?!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:13, archived)

wank me hard...
...or bring me to justice.
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

He was on the board earlier looking for you
I gave him your address.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

Ta
mate!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

i laugh at poor journalists having to make up gay stories
if theres a reward however...
( Dr-Mx Putting the SH back into IT, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

was it one of you guys that made the plane flying into the tower pic?

(Cockfosters!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:16, archived)

someone on here
did all the sep 11 footage in after effects. beat that!
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:21, archived)

beat what?
i dont understand
(Cockfosters!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)

I was insinuating that it was a fake
made by a board member with some sophisticated video compositing software
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:31, archived)

I can't remember
but we did the "middle-east-enders" thing, which is what we got "war-crazed net-nerds" for.
( Batsgirl, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)

Wow
I posted one of those.

Am I famous?
(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)

I saw that this morning
it made me chortle.
I love it when b3tans make the papers
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)

you have my deepest
contrafibularatories
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Woo!
Fight the Power!
(Cockfosters!, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

hi cockalorum indeedy!
Congrats!

Are you gonna sue for using your images without permission?
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

I thought about that...
...but all my source backgrounds are lifted from Getty anyhow! Though the faces are public domain.
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:11, archived)

Hooog congrats of course
but they look like they have an old version - Ann Widdicombe is there under New Labour - I thought you changed that?
( MizEmma, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

t'is changed...
...in the web site. Thanks for letting me know. My brother is so proud I thought he was going to cry!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:12, archived)

hehehe - no probs
how could I not let you know when fame Blunkett's boys come aknocking at your door?
( MizEmma, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

wahey!
another victory for the peurile b3ta website
( robh, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Jolly well done
and such a top notch paper as well
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:11, archived)

Yay!
Get ready for all the phonecalls! Enjoy it!

Woo to you sir!
(ccc, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

bloody hell!
well done you!
( freshlegs, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)

why do they want a picture of you?

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:15, archived)

hehehehehehe
Evening sir!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:18, archived)

Any chance
you can scan the article?
(ccc, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)

will do
On a dial up though will be a while!
( sick_boy, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:29, archived)

aha!
www.b3ta.com/board/2528202
(1, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

"We don't know where it came from"
!

Give it a couple of days and type 'Labour party nude calender' into Google...

It's this standard of reporting that makes me feel at ease with the world because it means that today there has been a lack of genocide. Hurrah for silly season news I say, and damn well done for reaching the front page!
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)

haha !
cool :)
( Tedmus, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:29, archived)

Hahahahahahah
You rawk!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:30, archived)

HUZZAH!
keep up the good work
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:37, archived)

Clearly destined for the New Year's Honours List
"The People's Choice"
( Tart Monkey, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)

great
job :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)

well done
Sah!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 19:12, archived)

you sir
are special
( amon - hooray :D, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)

Hahahahahahahhah!!!
FANTASTICHE!

Good work ;)
( The Boy T, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

Hooray!
Fight the system!
( Maffydoo, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:12, archived)

Woo!

( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

Woo
To you!
(el_grimley, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

Woo to yoo...
.. with a side order of Yay! and Panowie!
(ReLiC, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

Top work!
I had a feeling it would blow up!
The guardian will be wanting an interview next, you merry prankster.
( A good man, and thorough, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 22:30, archived)

Mwhoooohahahahahahaaaaa
Nice one!!
I hear theres a hole in the ground going spare in Iraq! :-)
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 22:30, archived)

arf
and hahaha

very cool mate making the papers like that, you should go on national news and ask what they'd like to do about it
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

I shall add a late night
helping of woo and a sprinkling of yay with a massive double bloater portion of houpla! Showing his ARSE. Lovely :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha - go you!!!

i hope your looking forward to a christmas in the nick!!!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:39, archived)

woo
and some yay!
(radical k Feeling a bit radical, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 9:15, archived)

fantastic!
I was wondering whose that was :)
( mozza http://indmill.com, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 9:54, archived)

marvellous
effort!!
( amaryllis, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)

This is
ace, it really is. I love how it's that newspaper, too - D'y'think it's possible to get it in the Telegraph? (Or at least the Mail)
(HawkerTyphoon, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)

yaaaaaay!
that is bloody fantastic stuff!
( mrRush, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)

Woo!
Yay! Yay! and again I Yay, You!
( theWooinator, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

hahaha
absolutely brilliant.
We're all so proud
( Milkman Dan, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

captain cock is excited
I'd reply but im a bit busy, whoo yay on the calender!
(Sub3ta, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:05, archived)

can't seem
to find words..... marvellous will have to do!
(Sandwhedchez, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)

I can only say
Woo.

And Yay.

You have brought this government to it's knees.
( wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)

Where abouts
near hull, i live in hull for 42 weeks for the year.
( uberphil, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)

Probably
At Mr B.L.Z. Bubb's house
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)

you bloody lunatic
yay!
( discostu RELEASE THE CHEESE!, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)

Hahaha
That's the best thing I've heard all year. Well done! Let's have some more, shall we?
(nabi, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)

Congratulations
You filth mongerer!
( dutchbird, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)

hahaha!
and yay to you!
( 5olly, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)

A centre page....
gotta be better than a FP!

Woo indeed.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

well done!
most excellent horror to inflict on such a high quality paper
(Madfatman, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)