Charlie and the chocolate factory

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)

hahaha, smashing

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)

hahahah
BRILLIANT FP ! FP ! FP IT HARD !
(I_am_B, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

No,
don't FP it!

/anti-jinx
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)

no your right
tis a bad idea,, delete it delete it hard !
(I_am_B, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

That's torn it all this talk of 'fps'
has scared the mods off - now if only the Rockers had called for an fp at Brighton Beach back in the 60's then all the riots would have been avoided.
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)

Still not sure what side i would have been on.
I know, i'll be a modder :)
( Dogme, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

A mocker surely or a Rod
- Rod Hull being the best of all Rodders.
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)

:D

( Dogme, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)

i feel bad now :(
sorry ... *dust*.. :(
(I_am_B, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)

It's okay it's been fped anyway
the words in my mouth have turned to dust *spit spit* Bloody dust
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

'My Bad'
I wish those words would turn to dust - or poo - in people's mouths. Nightmare.
( Micro Prawnvica, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)

I wouldn't
worry, I doubt if they pay a blind bit of notice to what we say...I know I wouldn't :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)

Apparently, it's all done by
immensely complicated AI routines now anyway, so it doesn't really matter what you say.
( tomsk, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)

I bet jam is involved in this process

( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

Arf,
sooper :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

YES!
THIS!
( Vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

ahahahaha!
great idea
( Mousing, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)

Brilliant
Woo to this!
(Andy-, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)

hahahaha
hahahaha
brilliant
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
There is a fine flow of hummus in that pic. Woo!
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha
splendid
( maiden I have little to say.... "Little" there I said it!, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)

pffffffffft!
w/y/h and indeed bazoo
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)

Woo
All the way to the bank
(haveyouseenmywife, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)

Hahahah!
Ooh, U cynic U!

ebay have pulled em now anyways...
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

I know
I'm tempted to set up an auction site with the sole purpose of selling live8 tickets.

8bay.com

Now ebay's not selling them, that's the main rival gone.

It'll make me a millionaire, just like Bono.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)

Bono made you a millionaire?

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)

Your boner is a millionaire?

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

cocks.. the gift that just keeps giving

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

are you calling Bono a cock?

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)

yes. yes I am
:)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

how dare you...
miss out the word smug!



( Wasp Box, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)

Fantastic
I was looking at your profile a couple of weeks ago, and after seeing the amount of FPs you have, thought "good god, how the fuck have they managed that?". Then I looked at your site, and saw that you have enough hummus to power life itself.

EDIT : Congratulations for FP number 332!
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

hahahahaha

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)

hahahaha !
Golden Ticket for the Golden Circle !

Corporate sponsorship takes hold !

www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1648547,00.html


woo !
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)

yes, bu twhile pampering some corporate whores,
surely it also makes up some of the text message defecit, and puts more cash to aid relief? which (ignoring geldof's pomposity) is a good thing, right?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

( homonk is gay for chairs, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)

brilliant

( lemonhead, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)

on third look
... but is that sperm over Bobs face?
(I_am_B, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

class
a return to form... :)
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)

Pure
fuckin' class son, thats woosome
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)

hehe
hehehe
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
*bids £10,000,000.00*
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)

HAHAHA
Thats genius!

*laughs even harder*

*bursts spleen*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

ah hahahahahahahahahaha
supoib!



( Wasp Box, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)

ROFLOFLOLOFL

(william_shatner, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

Fucking
genius. You.
( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

HAHAHA
love it :-)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

That
is superb
( Micro Prawnvica, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

Superb!



<irrelevant>
I met Gene Wilder last week.
He was 72 on saturday.
Fantastic bloke. Brilliant autobiography too.
</irrelevant>

(antonye, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)

WooZ0rs!
That am PFFFFFFFT.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 18:06, archived)

Ha
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Woo to the max
(ZoomZoom, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha!
wonderful
( Mushroom, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 19:18, archived)

you sir,
need to be shot and placed in a museum for posterity. much woo to you!
(poop_chute, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!
Fucking ace!!
( routine, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)

you are a genius

( cheb, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)

That
is superlative stuff.
(FTWinston, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 19:27, archived)

that's the bounciest woo i've seen all day.
(spazdor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)

Arf
Geldof is a fucking facist twat.
( bloojam (formerly: Xeofox) Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)

hasn't that already been an fp
am i on preemptive drugs?
or is it just a v. good pearoast?
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 20 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)