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From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

LMFAO!!!!
Wouldn't be so funny if he wasn't a gimp!!*


* may not be entirely true
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

he's dead
I'm not haha


*FP well done
**Breaking the FP - Vwell done.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

me too
hahaha!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

Kurt Ker-bang
surely
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

He goes for a little
highbrow punnage and you have to go trying to bring back down to gutter level slapstick!

Well done!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Will Kurt Cocaine fix things?
or was it heroin she filled him with..
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

You're getting kurt confused
with bob the builder
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

Is Bob the Builder
a smack addict??

*cries into thomas the tank engine pillow*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

pffffffahahahahaahah
awesome! woo!
( fross Read your email on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

hahahahahah!

( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

hehe

( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

hahaha

(moodygit best eaten before, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

hoohoo!

( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

huh huh?

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

Uh oh

(moodygit best eaten before, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

we're in trouble

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

Someone's come along and they burst our bubble
EDIT: Don't reply then *sob*. Make you look like a prick why doncha!
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

haahaa
*Points*
( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Yeah Yeah
(repeat ad nauseam)
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

I have to say I love Nirvana and Kurt is a demi god in my opinion (waits for flames)
but this made me have a coffee \ keyboard moment.
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

gods are immortal
kurt very obviously isn't.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

can you
prove that?
( Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

That gets my click

( frogdog today's date, month and time is, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

ARF!
Took me a sec! Woo!
(Dooley, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
Excellent work.

Woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 6:35, archived)

'Ning....
Woo and Yay!

Made me laugh so hard my bladder problem was inflamed and I couldn't breath.

Good for you!
(giantsexyspacemonkey, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)

I've got monty you terrible cunt
on my phone.

www.evilbirders.co.uk/mytc.mp3
(soapyti twank, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)

In-joke in the title too!
Well done young hobbit
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

hahaha! that made me laugh quite audibly.



nirvana didn't even make good music
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 6:27, archived)