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# Who just Goatse'd BBC London News?
Tell me someone else saw that?
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner...,
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Yep
huge goatse on the big screen in the studio
(Scary, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# t-alk b-oard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# but it's a message
concerning the picture board.

when's rob gonna get off his ass and make that picture-talk board that we've been craving.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# You mean
an amalgamation of this and the talk board?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# TEXT ON A PICTURE BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Floo saves the thread (for now...)
BBCLDN1
screenshot old school time :) ( Coast of Yemen's Handywork )
(floongle, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I love you.
Want some babies?
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# human babies?
maybe!
(floongle, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Brown babies.
They're the best kind.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ahh Rizla Teeth
worst BBC presenter after Daniel Corbett :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# This!
That name still makes me chuckle.

Definitely a worthy challenger to itvs neenah naanaah.
(fred dibnah saved my life, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Oi!
Daniel Corbett is fantastic! Leave him alone!
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
#
yes, yes, yes
(bogsludger, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I do believe that this is our finest hour
and I am proud to be a b3tard.
*prouds*
The Coast of Yemen deserves free drinks for life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I am in complete agreement madam!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I agree :)
Hurrah for The Coast of Yemen, and hurrah for b3ta conquering the televisual world :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I concur!
b3ta wins the internet! and television!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ^ this
'Epic win'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# His demise...
...will be similar to that of George Best.

(without the shagging)
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Haha, thank you very much!
I love how she is staring deeply into it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# your name was printed onscreen also
be very scared! the Director General of the Beeb will be after you!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I reckon I could have him
If we were allowed weapons
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# he's a pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *big girlie kiss*
and free Jaffa Cakes for life.
signed,
'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
# thankee :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Yay
Wooo!
(floongle, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha!
classic

far too good for the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Nobody cares about the talk board.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Tony in my office pointed me to this
 
Wait for the 'gallery' music at 60 seconds in this made me snortle like a loon. Well done The Coast of Yemen.
 
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
B3ta wins telly as well as tinterwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Teh winnah!
That is a thing of great beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Beautiful
it makes my eyes bleed with joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Greatest Thing Since Virgin Compo...
And greaterer than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I remember seeing another on Newsnight, last night
Big Ben's clocktower with the Olympic rings shown below. A fine entry for the phallic logo awards, methinks.

Anyone have a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# it has been noted
and noticed (although don't know if mentioned) that real logo looks like Lisa Simpson going down on someone... maybe Milhouse?
(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Mr Yemen...
I bow down to thee.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Love it! Love it!
Any plans for a T-Shirt with this logo on? I'd sooner see this on the streets of London than the shit those fuckwhits at Wolff Ollins have come up with!
(colinr, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ^this....
.....is a fucking great idea.

I reckon these would fly out of the b3ta shop. I would get one deffo!! Funniest thing I've seen in years!! I've been laughing my fucking bollocks off!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I would ...
... buy one. or two. or some more for my friends without telling them!
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Same here
This HAS to be done.
Mind you, wouldn't there be a copyright problem with the olympics rings/London/2012?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Maybe...
I don't think rights to reproduce the words 'London' and '2012' can really be owned but sure the Olympic rings might be a problem and there is a precedence in Australia from the 2000 Sydney games...

www.artslaw.com.au/LegalInformation/Trademarks/99ArtOlympics.asp

Anyone know if British copyright law differs on this?
(colinr, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# By Yahweh and his mighty hammer
This is about the best thing, ever.

The newsletter this week should contain nothing else but this link.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Mega Wooo!
goatse on the Beeb - how very rude!

this design is far better than the bag o' shite that's the official logo.

This logo should be used for the boxing - after all this logo looks like it's been battered round the ring.....
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *Bows*
Amazing.
(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# And so...
...the origin of the great question began on this day...

"Where were you when BBC posted teh goatse?"

oh how your children will gather 'round to hear your tale.

\o/
(Pho3nixius, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# excellent
Wouldn't it be great if they adopted it officially
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Simply Amazing.
Tis our finest hour indeed.
(Fluffster, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Congratulations
You must be so proud
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Once again we need a Hall of (in)Fame
Because this, along with FoldsFive's Pixelmash Star Wars need to be in it.

Do it you ginger Fürhur type person, PLEASE!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# agreed
would give us all something to aim for too, even over and above the FP
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# i was so proud to see that one on the website
but then had to explain to the rest of the office why I was laughing so hard.
which was embarrassing. i've never had to explain goatse before, and i didn't feel evil enough to tell them to google it...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# i suppose it'll be based around conversation of picture board pictures
pictural responses to talk board messages and ascii art.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Like 4rthur then
but without warring factions!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# and with fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# o rly
rob's not on his ass, he's up you mum's
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i love rock and roll
and consequently like you also
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# here's a novel idea
post a pic and we'll discuss it in it's own thread?

or is that too simple....
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Yep,
you are not alone!
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# DIZZY WATER
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# yes!
I posted that earlier and got panned for being a mong
(Darth Vegas Poke It With A Stick, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Clearly everyone else is on a higher astral plane...
...than us mongs.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I saw it!
Just now....two hands holding the 0 of 20 apart!!!!

Flan tastic...
(albert ross lurking since before you were born., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I know I'll be labeled a smacktard for this
But I just checked out the Holy Moly article.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# F-in hilarious!!!
www.bbc.co.uk:80/london/content/image_galleries/your2012_logos_gallery.shtml?18

(flamangathon is not local, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# OMGLOLWTFGOATSE
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Shit really?!
Where?

No it's OK. I'll check the other 5 imageless posts proclaiming the same thing.

We know coz we're the people that do them for christsake!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# amen
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Listen here, you jumped up little badger poker...
...Unlike some I haven't sat on b3ta all day to read all five threads about it. I just got in from work, turned on the telly and wanted to see which genius from the worlds greatest creative site managed to get Goatse on prime-time.

You know cos you're the people that do them?
Then how about a straight answer to the question of the post instead of puffing out your chest like the little alpha board nazi.

I'm going to make some dinner before you start huffing and puffing and blowing my house down.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# OKaaaaaaaaaaay
If you'd bothered to look on THIS page you'd see all of them.

But obviously using a mouse and breathing at the same time are a bit mentally taxing for you.

And it's THE alpha board Nazi thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I looked at the first page.
It wasn't on it.
I then posted.
Then I trit-trot trit-trotted over your rickety bridge.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# let's all go out for ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
#
ice creamsketch
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# You didn't look very hard.
b3ta.com/board/7254864

Only TWO threads below this one, spackmongtard.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# :D
"spackmongtard"

Best. word. ever
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I said I looked.
I never said I looked very hard.

I was overcome by emotion at seeing Goatse on the BBC.
I got a little over excited.

I even peed my pants a little.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Coast of Yemen, now delete the thread PLZKTHX
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# No don't delete the thread
Thread deletion make puppies cry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# thread deletion
is worse than threads that piss everyone off?
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# check my profile
all is taught
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I would
But Special Branch are getting back to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# huh?
you been stealing trees



did you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# *is learned*
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# you appear to have a user css override override on your profile
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34464&css=n

owdjadothatthen?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
#
you can see under the 1500px by 1500px DIV layer?
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# he's not the only one.
can't remember the other one I found where the override didn't work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Yeah I learnt that the hard way...
Someone bitched at me to delete a thread so I did and then got bitched at by everyone.

Then I accidentally broke the board.

That was a fun night.
(enfant Official b3ta breaker twat-spanner..., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Laughed out loud
Then had explain why I thought it was funny to the other half, who doesn't find such things amusing
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# "so what is a goatse?"
"and how do you know"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# It was a tragic misunderstanding at a fancy dress party
He glued a fake gostsie to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I swear I am going to track down the next person that does this
and goatse them using a set of those novelty "Hulk" tm hands
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I'll get the harness ready.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# it's not too bad
there's always an Ignore button if things get unbreezy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Almost wet me pants!!!
The beeb were asking for it though!!
(Monkeys Uncle, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# they have removed it
from the BBC website, this is an injustice!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# HOW DID THEY KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I have to lose my /board virginity to say this...
But jesus christ, is b3ta full of spacks today or what? People who have lurked 3 and a 1/2 years should shirly realise how it works...

And hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# they mostly come out at night.
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Haha!
Well said that man! Excellent use of first post there...

I think Rob should put a message on the FP saying "yes, we know it got onto BBC News - now stop spamming /board about it just because you read it on holymoly"
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ok
so i screwed up, but you guys turned one comment into a monster thread with your slighlty overblown reaction. give me a break!
(Darth Vegas Poke It With A Stick, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# You've come to the wrong place
people take life too seriously here, me? What do I think? I think most if everybody is complete fucking waste of skin and should really have all been sly wanks and bad blowjobs.
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7254908
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)