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# whoot
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# cg
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# ** threadjack **
Woo! That Chris Moyles Breakfast Show dustman trailer on BBC was filmed in my street and you get to see my house twice!

If he comes around our way again he'll get a good kicking.
(Stacker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Real Media
/pah
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# You liar!
prove it! get me a picture of your fridge with a pirate magnet, and another note on it that is taken from a slightly different angle. oh. and stuff about girls and wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Ok....edit after a friends advice....

Poor domo...
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# :D
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# DOMO 2...
..Electric Boogaloo!
(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# awww no, i liked it how it was
at least then i knew domo was ok....

anyone here know any good books or whatever for learning russian?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# [email protected]
she will know
ask her nicely
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# I wouldn't leave that there mate,
Spambots roam these here boards, ahar!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# sorry no
got some polish ones though
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# its alright i have some polish
bring my tables to a very nice shine!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I only know
Ti Masj Duza Duba (or something)
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# My wife speaks fluent Russian..
Was it swear words you were after?
Most people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# no
my girlfriend made one of my new year resolutions be to learn russian
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# 2 Words that are essential:
- Nasdrovye (sp?)
- Vodka

Brings you everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I strongly recommend a different language
I still cannot speak it despite being taunted and prodded by wifey. And it uses a different alphabet of course which makes it doubly hard.

Unless you have relatives/work there of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# well actually work im doing at the moment is for
a process plant in khazakstan, who speak russian....
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Need a technical translator (masters degree)
Let me know. Wifey did similar for a process plant in Ukraine.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# cheers geez
its not so much the writing its just the speaking i want to know
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Just write the 'R's backwards
No-one will ever notice.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Hold him down
he's having a fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
He can see!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# hurrah!
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# yay, splendid!

I'm just about to book my flights to the NJC by the way (yes, four months early...). Are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Ah
The juggler :)
I don't know, probebly not...I don't juggle so much anymore
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Me neither
but that's not going to put me off a trip to Holland!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Heh, maybe I'll come too then
I love holland too :P
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Crap Pun of the Day No. 37
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Fluffy Jarvis Cocker?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Emvee
could you tell us what the actual joke is please?
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Can I have a drum roll please?
this is so bad







B3tan to a Pulp!






argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# yay
much better than i expected
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Ouch
shurly a piccie of a real B3TAian would have been better?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# lemony would have
sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Yeah but
the only one I have pics of is me - and y'all don't know what I look like...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Fluffy
pulp?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# is today 37th?
i thought it was 6th....?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# dont get it
:(
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# fluffy cock...?
er.... i think
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# ?
me confuzzed
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# PENGUIN PULP!!!
delicious and nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Scandal at the zoo
woo! first front page! yay!
(Slinkachuu, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Pffft!
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# that is deserved of an fp
methinks
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Sheer brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# awww.
so sad.
(mixtapes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# sad
but most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Geniius.
Absolute genius.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Oh dear
poor Xi.

My suggestion - decorate your cage in tasteful pastel shades whilst listening to Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# arf, oh dear
giraffes are gay by all accounts, even the ones shagging female giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# A giraffe walks in a pub
with his mate.

After a beer, the giraffe falls over and lies down on the floor.
His mate gets up to leave and the barman says "You can't leave that lying there!"

The mate says "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# oh yes
bad jokeage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# That is a beautiful pic
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# And that
is a lovely woo!

Woo to the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# That's great!
Lurvely style
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# My favorite of the day

He can always do the washing up like mine at home (pearoast)

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# thanks!
trying to put together a web comic about gay panda... as soon as i work out how to put together websites...
(Slinkachuu, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Your panda
appears to be balancing a fish-bone on his cock.
(yorksfatboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# awwwww.
poor wee chap. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Splendid!
Really really good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# aww
huzzah!

gorgeous.

(and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# aww!
poor little mite.

lovely pic
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Stand by for extreme punnage...


My first anim!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# groanage
;¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# lend me the ointment
it burns my brain so
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# oh no
the punnage the punnage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
#
NARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# I'd eat Alyson Hannigan's Cauldron any day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Wurzel Punnage.
:)
(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# kids these days
(Gregus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# aaargh
i mean..
i wouldnt
would
wou.. how old is she anyway?
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Looks between
6 and 8 to me.

perv
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# that hand looks older
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Agreed,
but the rest certainly doesn't to me!

SOURCE PIC PLEASE! Lets settle this arguement...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# .
Original from getty.
(Gregus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# someone's off to Hull
(or wherever Garry Glitter is living at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Clockwork...
Go to Hull, Go directly to Hull, do not pass Domo, do not collect 200 Hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Christ!
She looks identical to a girl i was in the same class as at school, M. Moorhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Moorhen?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# stop it
your killing me
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# stoppit you
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# so I said to Mavis, i said
"Looky here - youve got to get yourself an agent" and she said
"What! A travel agent, because I'm outta here"
so i was like
"Cumquant"
we slept under the stars
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# wont let me say cute
fxzggfm
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# arrrggghhhh
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# My daughter was a star in the school Christmas play
100% true

Not The star, a star. she hung around in the background with a hat with a big silver star on it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Ministry of C**p Jokes brings you

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Arck!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
#



?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# ....
ex in one basque-it..

you crazy fool
(nogber, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# **hides head in shame**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Quick and dirty, before my pointless lecture...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
Time to use the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# nice
effect on the floor.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# woo
yay!!!
you could of had his hat catch fire as well!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Fraser

for the MC Pitman interview, first thing that came to mind with those source pics
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Yay!
I like that. Seems apt for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# i think its because
the faces fit so perfectly mit bodies - i had trouble working out what was edited.
woo
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I Like it
Fag smoking astronauts rule
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Another quick sketch (stick domo)
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# ooh, that's rather wonderful
nicely stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# so i said to Mavis, i said
"Where's the beef." and she was like
"Well - excuuuuuuuse me, miss spectitious"
so i said
"Gargantuan, look."
and we kissed until dawn.
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# My Domo's got no eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# how does it smell?
(icedragon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Alaska.

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# ouch
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# *pisses on mind*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
#
safari so good
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# A stick!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# How does it look?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Like a pissed off Weetabix.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# weird
i don't know why thats the best sketch ive seen in months
but it is
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# it stuck when i first saw it mid flip
and it looked like it was a pair of badly drawn buttocks.
but glad it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace! Do more! Do More!


Minor TJ, I've had the lunchtime pulled from under me, and this is as far as I got with MC Pitman:
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# He's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# harhar
wunnerfule
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Personally, I'm all for sky marshalls


You can never tell who you're travelling with
and so knowing that there's someone next to me
with a high velocity large calibre handgun
makes me all warm inside. And down my trouser leg.
(plankton, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# nice
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Rosssssssko Peeee Colllllltrane!
(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Yes
but surely they've seen 'Con Air' ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# are you going to 'cock' it for him?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Cock off!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# A mate of mine (possibly a terrorist) suggested:
"I have this fairly simple plan for successful hijacking of a plane now. Get two hijackers. One waits until some way into the journey, and then attacks a member of the cabin crew - bit of fishing wire used as a garrotte for example.
The other hijacker makes sure they are positioned nearer the other end of the place, then when the sky marshall turns up to stop the hijacker, and draws not only his gun, but therefore draws attention to himself, the other hijacker bops him on the head and grabs his gun.

Loads cheaper than trying to get ceramic guns or the various other ways of getting firearms onto a plane"

I did however point out that this would fail spectacularly if there was indeed no marshall on his chosen flight.
(yorksfatboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# and the the 2nd sky marshall shoots the second hijacker
there's always at least 2 of them, sometimes 3...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# I always try to make sure I travel
with at least one International Master Criminal. And his cat.

I'm slightly disappointed no-one spotted Blofeld in seat F22. It fitted the picture nicely. I shall sulk now.
(plankton, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Me! Me! I saw it!
But I was immediately distracted by having to repeat "Roscoe P Coltraine" constantly and thinking of Daisy Duke.
(yorksfatboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Somebody yesterday was talking about Eowyn/Arwen/Lime Jelly/No Spoon...
I found this whilst trawling for some LOTR stuff...

NSFW (Sort of...)
(wallaby of folk-rock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# plunk
zork
whizz
bibble
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# **right-click, save as...**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# My word.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# god i like lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2
me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 v me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2 me2
(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# hmmmm
loverly!!!

/wipes drool off keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# fwap
you missed one
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# have you been watching?
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Sorry,
I'm a bit premature...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# so
you were helping him out?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# it's
the horse faced liv tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# I still would.
But that goes for just about anything with a pulse...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Shaboing!!
Hubba hubba ooowwwooooooollllll!!!
(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# What Azkaban wizard prison does to kittens

I wish i could animate it...
Edit:This was supposed to be posted yesterday, but hotmail is pissing up as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# :D
edit: wait i know those eyes - i uses thems all the time
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Why can't you animate it?
Lack of hummus or no software?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# dunno how to or where to put it on the web
I can use director though ok'ish
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Try here...
It's fully automated and just for b3tans.

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# msn groups allow you to put up animated GIFS
and its all very simple and easy
you could say its microtastic
or softalicious
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# save it as a gif and put
in the same place you normally host pictures,
if you aren't sure where check the faq they have some there
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Time for a quick exit.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
acid pee....NARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# amazongirl
why must you so consistently turn me on
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Because, as my teachers told me at school
"IM SPECIAL"
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Bless you.
You have kind teachers.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I read that wrong
I thought you said I must have had kind knikers, NARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# **wanks furiously**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# my minder said i was special
but i thought she said 'spectitious' and i ended up biting thru her abdomen.
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# awwww
thats so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# thankyou
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# no no no
spank you!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# have you seen my baseball?
duuururrrr
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# what
is it with instant messages today ?
www.b3ta.com/board/2583864
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# A?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# IM
Instant Message.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# ah
icey, i did wonder what you were going on about, boring work, lack of food and sleep, and being stoned dont make understanding things very easy.....
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# have you seen her website yet? Cor!
www.missteaze.com*

actually, this is my friends website
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# ......doh.....
Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason:
The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.

URL:
www.missteaze.com/


(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# oh, by the way
your boss asked me to give this to you
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:05, archived)
# thanks
i shall treasure it always
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Afternoon. Is it just me..
Or is Hotmail acting really crappy today, ive had tones of trouble getting it last night and now.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# you use hotmail?
hah hah hah hah!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# nothing wrong with hotmail
i think........

edit: btw hotmail is working fine for me
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# when i have to use a webmail
it has to be yahoo. they may be shit at hosting but the spam filter and antivirus work.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
# yeah tbh the spam on hotmail is rife and unmanaged
but i use msn messenger aswell
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# msn messenger and groups are fine
hotmail gets on my tits though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# snot true
i don't get any spam on hotmail that i wouldn't have got through a regular account (ie spam that comes from me posting somtheing online, signing up to a website etc).

you don't magically get spam because of your email host.

by the way, before i get jumped on, i only use hotmail for things that will get me spammed, thus keeping my normal mail accounts clean and neat :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# There is always
something wrong with Hotmail, but I think it was designed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# It's
on permanent Beta test, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# i think you mean 'alpha test'
beta versions usually have some stability
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# i'll help you 'get it'
fnar fnar ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Please buy my balloon
I have a hot air balloon for sale, one careful owner, 1/2 vertical mile on the clock



MODEDIT: Don't leech images. It costs others money.

www.hawking.org.uk/balloon.html
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# *sigh*
Is it still the school holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# don't be so mean
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Don't be so nice!
o wait never mind telling people what to do is mean.. damn i never got that joke before.
(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# this actually looks
legit.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# What?
Stephen Hawking has actually come to b3ta to try and sell us his hot air balloon basket?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
# well looking at the website
it seems to be his, and there's unshopped photos of him with the balloon.

admittedly the user won't be him, but the image is real and so is the site
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
but woo :P
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# don't offend professor hawking
or the comedy boxing glove mounted on his wheelchair'll thump you
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# SOLD
how many big rocks can I fit in there.. or how many pounds of rocks. I like to throw them at cows and people. thats why they took my last balloon away, damn fools!
(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# i assume this one's been done before
(Gimpus Maximus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# wrong
(Gimpus Maximus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
#
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# rge
(Gimpus Maximus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# i think your actually the last person except for me to ahve ignored him
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# no, im last
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# well i havent actually done it yet
so ill be the last!
MUUUU HAAAA HHAAAA HAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# i havebnt ignored him
coz he's one of my brothers mates - and i want to see what shit he writes next
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# * Plonk *
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# i assume this one's been done before...
(wallaby of folk-rock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# the body looks like my dad.....
also i would just like to share my angryness with everyone ARGGHHGHGHH all day ive been trying to print some drawings for work off, firstly to a printer thats broken, then to one that doesnt exist then to one at some random location in the building and finally to the one near me which doesnt seem to want to do anything!!! ITS A MADHOUSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# the body looks like my dad......
(Gimpus Maximus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Spirits real mission...


(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Quick!
Nuke! Get both of them!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:47, archived)
# i did it mommy
chocolate here
and two
done.
(Gimpus Maximus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Say what?
....?
(Mazrim, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Where's China?
I only seem to have one theme. Anyone want to lend me a new joke?


(tobyw, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# comic sans
agogo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# huh?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# An englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a bar
and the barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Feel free to return it when you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# there are two snowmen in a field
one turns to the other and says:
"can you smell carrots?"
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Is that
Steven Berkoff second right..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# almost
on the same demented level as the the BLESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# IM BRIAN BLESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I
will do.
What's his address ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# sssshhhhhhhhh
we don't mention names that might make us think of all our theatre studies holiday work that hasn't been done

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Why?
And who is Steven Berkoff anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# He's not a rapist.
That's all you need to know.
(The charges were dropped, you see...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# How Do You Get 2 Whales In A Mini?
Down The M5, and Across The Severn Bridge...
Booom Booom!
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# along the m4
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# But that's just silly
I'd have to leave wales just to get to the M5.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# i prefer the a40
but the local foresters mean that rear gunners are advised
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I used to live right on the A40
What's wrong with it?

*cocks shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# coleford
and also, but further away, those effing lights at cassington that have doubled traffic time in the morning.
oh, and of course hanger lane.

btw, i see your shotgun and raise you two pitchforks, some lube and a bottle of chloroform

edit or is that the a48?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I live
100 metres off the A40. (It does go a long way y'know).

*Shots Cockgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# ho ho
groanage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# DNA
National Association for Dyslexics
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# TJ: Spacker
Afternoon. Happy New Ears an' all that.

I just spilt yoghurt in my lap (!) and then tried to remove it with some water whilst sitting at my desk, at work. Now everyone thinks I'm a dirty handshandy pisser. Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I wonder
if brine gets rid of yoghurt?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# As long
as it's not the brine out of a can of tuna, I don't mind trying........
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# whats the difference between light and hard?
you can sleep with a light on...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# quantitive measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# what's brown and taps on your window?
poo on stilts.

Have it, I don't need it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Dog Toffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# a stick
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)

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