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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40,
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small print
saying "by the way, you look like you're giving a blow job"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41,
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Diana
says from across the great death divide...
give it a rest why dontcha..
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34,
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give it a rest why dontcha..
its true
although the brine leaves messy brine stains in place, and no-one likes you when you smell of the sea.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40,
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yay!
bloody students*
*claws of doom works at a university - hence the bitterness and resentment
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41,
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bloody students*
*claws of doom works at a university - hence the bitterness and resentment
Ever since I arrived on b3ta
I've been unable to read the word 'sponger' correctly.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40,
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Fuck
I've pissed me sen at the idea of that chatty bastard being interviewed on b3ta! Now, gerrus a cob, duck.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36,
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brilliant
I heard his cd yesterday and laughed my arse off, i did.
Oh and hi everyone. I've hardly visted the board at all for the last 6 months but I might be back now, maybe.
Cue everyone asking 'who the fuck are you?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46,
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Oh and hi everyone. I've hardly visted the board at all for the last 6 months but I might be back now, maybe.
Cue everyone asking 'who the fuck are you?
Random Compo on my random site
Well me and my friend found a photo on my site that we thought would be great for a photo editing compo.
And B3tan's. Well, they like compos. :D
You don't win anything but it's fun.
http://www.balinki.co.uk/compo/index.html
http://www.balinki.co.uk/
~John.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33,
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And B3tan's. Well, they like compos. :D
You don't win anything but it's fun.
http://www.balinki.co.uk/compo/index.html
http://www.balinki.co.uk/
~John.
Yes!
Let's all edit a photo of somebody that none of us know. Won't that be a jolly jape, folks?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36,
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3...2...1...
Comment about dictionary definition of "random" or something, plus moans about "what are we your potatoshop bitches", plus summat about "threadwasting twunt"
Message ends.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37,
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Message ends.
what are we your potatoshop bitches
RANDOM
Pronunciation: randum
Definition:
1. [adj] lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; "a random choice"; "bombs fell at random"; "random movements"
2. [adj] taken haphazardly; "a random choice"
Synonyms: haphazard, hit-or-miss, stochastic, unselected
Antonyms: nonrandom
threadwasting twunt
bit like that?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43,
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Pronunciation: randum
Definition:
1. [adj] lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; "a random choice"; "bombs fell at random"; "random movements"
2. [adj] taken haphazardly; "a random choice"
Synonyms: haphazard, hit-or-miss, stochastic, unselected
Antonyms: nonrandom
threadwasting twunt
bit like that?
Someone
has already photoshopped a stupid amount of facial hair onto that twunt.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38,
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It took you 21 days to grow that much facial hair?
do you menstruate?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41,
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if i shaved off all me rubiks
I'd have more than that after 21 days. Fuck, on my chin it's be 21 hours.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:58,
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Pissing hell! You're right!
It wasn't animating for me before, but was still pretty smashing. Now it's a woopla moment. Huzzah!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39,
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shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
new pants please
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34,
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nothing really.
i just look like a bob geldoff in 'the wall' and the one that got left crys itself to sleep every night, lost in a world of pain and loneliness.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30,
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i have never had the pleasure of owning two eyebrows think yourself lucky
also i think i read that as "relieved of one eye-brow bastards"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33,
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as coined by by the great joni mitchell, counting crows etc,
dont it always seem to go,
that you dont know what youve got till its gone.
ill put a hyphen in it
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37,
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that you dont know what youve got till its gone.
ill put a hyphen in it
Nah, sounds about right.
That anim in your profile is fantastico btw
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29,
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Surly they have some old kit you can wear?
You know- it's way too small/big and it hasn't been washed for 10 years...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30,
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I told him you wouldn't be interested
but bless him, he's been practicing for ages
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21,
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but bless him, he's been practicing for ages
I only just noticed
How he pushes himself off the ground using only his ears.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26,
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Yay!
and now, for a heartless TJ:
flem.keenspace.com/d/20040102.html
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25,
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flem.keenspace.com/d/20040102.html
and whys that man at the top still holding that damn knife?
your all lazy bastages, the lot of yus!
right, I feel like crap and so im going home.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22,
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right, I feel like crap and so im going home.
Yes I'm lazy and talentless,
but I had a half-thought-through idea, and I wasn't afraid to use it!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25,
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that is
specifically a band wagon. a certain type of wagon if you must know* :P
*may not be true
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30,
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*may not be true
Here's a
rather queer question: has anyone ever heard the phrase "like an apple meeting a fish" before?
and have a pic to illustrate my point.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18,
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and have a pic to illustrate my point.
no
me neither.
I've heard 'like a toilet meeting a combine harvester' though.
as in "Jo Brand's dress sense..."
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20,
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I've heard 'like a toilet meeting a combine harvester' though.
as in "Jo Brand's dress sense..."
covered herself in glue and ran through an oxfam shop
be fair to jo, the reason she looks terrible has nothing to do with her dress sense,she happens to be a very,very ugly person.
well she is
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25,
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well she is
just something
that popped up today and nobody but this one person had heard of it before.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20,
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Sounds a bit like my Gran's classic
"It's a monkey's birthday" - to describe when it's sunny, but raining.
Silly bint.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29,
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Silly bint.
I've heard the phrase
"A monkey wedding" used to describe the same weather phenomenomenon - The guy who used it was south african I think.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38,
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Hmmm...
South African you say... I shall have to quiz the old dear about whether there are any family connections to that particularly awful example of what home-rule does to these upstart colonies. I mean, really... "Dominions"? What's the point, eh? Look what's happened to 'em - South Africa, bunch of racists, the rest are criminals; Australia, bunch of racist criminals; Canada, mostly French, the rest practically yanks; New Zealand, full of sodding hobbits. Disaster. And now they're contemplating letting the Irish govern themselves... I despair, I really do...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:48,
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Seen it now
poxy MSN..!
Don't be too hard on yourself, it's not that bad. Word to the wise though, if you delete everything in the url from the ? onwards the pic'll cache on everyone's computers.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30,
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Don't be too hard on yourself, it's not that bad. Word to the wise though, if you delete everything in the url from the ? onwards the pic'll cache on everyone's computers.
no, i have not
but that fish is rather dapper
i like incongruous monocles, i do
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24,
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i like incongruous monocles, i do
Woo
I saw that exact same photo and had the exact same thought!
The silly bint is dead now why is she still in the news?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19,
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The silly bint is dead now why is she still in the news?
because as long as you are writing about Diana
you don't have to fill the pages with real news.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21,
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I like that
it's shit*, but I like it. Have a woo yay!
* meant in the nicest possible way
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07,
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* meant in the nicest possible way
I wanted to f**k di in the tunnel
not f**kin die in the tunnel
I'll get my coat
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15,
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I'll get my coat
How dare you?
She was a saint
(C 1990 Daily (Hate) Mail)
TJ - regarding the legality of the Olsen twins post earlier, here's a neat little table that spells it out for each state
14 in Hawaii, Iowa & S Carolina!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19,
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(C 1990 Daily (Hate) Mail)
TJ - regarding the legality of the Olsen twins post earlier, here's a neat little table that spells it out for each state
14 in Hawaii, Iowa & S Carolina!
what about the federal crime of driving a minor over state lines?
If they weren't minors until they crossed the lines
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22,
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*cuts mugshot from news of the world*
get me a ticket to iowa!
edit: woah. 16 states consider bumsex illegal. good old forward thinking america.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22,
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edit: woah. 16 states consider bumsex illegal. good old forward thinking america.
In Iowa and S Carolina you have to get your parents permission though.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23,
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if only you replied to the later post about bumlove
i'll shut up
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37,
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this aint no technological breakdown.
oh no, this is the road to hull.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13,
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well
the temperature today will be a high of 10, with a low of 2, light showers and a hundred per cent chance of violent crime.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21,
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don't know - at work now.
will get off sometime in easter. they turn the fires off then.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22,
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Haha!
They got twatted with a red shell,
or maybe they were in the lead and one of those blue spikey ones got them
(or a good shot with a green)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09,
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or maybe they were in the lead and one of those blue spikey ones got them
(or a good shot with a green)
or they drove off the side
or in the water, or... or... or...
someone wish a flashing star bumped into them
etc
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20,
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someone wish a flashing star bumped into them
etc
Actually
some of those items should be zero rated for VAT anyway.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13,
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And if it were just one item
it would be 17 and a half pence VAT
/pedant
/edit - woo to the pic though
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14,
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/pedant
/edit - woo to the pic though
i thought that the whole point of pound shops
was that it took less time to pay, thereby reducing the amount of time spent per customer therefore reducing the amount of money spent on staff, therefore allowing for cheaper merchandise...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25,
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...but the VAT
is included in the pound.
So the actual price of the items is 85p, with the 15p as VAT (give or take .1p or so).
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34,
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So the actual price of the items is 85p, with the 15p as VAT (give or take .1p or so).
VAT is applicable to
all of them except the food, I think.
The news paper might be exempt, I know books are.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54,
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The news paper might be exempt, I know books are.
Two nurses discussing a patient
Nurse1: "That chap in that bed has 'ludo' tattoed on his thingy..."
Nurse2: "No, it's Llandudno"
Nurse1 looks at Nurse2
[edit] Too subtle for you?
The parient has a Llandudno tattoe. The first nurse didn't see it because he didn't have an errection.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38,
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Nurse1: "That chap in that bed has 'ludo' tattoed on his thingy..."
Nurse2: "No, it's Llandudno"
Nurse1 looks at Nurse2
[edit] Too subtle for you?
The parient has a Llandudno tattoe. The first nurse didn't see it because he didn't have an errection.
chuckling to death
...can't breathe...god i hate hull AND scarborough AND filey, or the triangle of stink as they are known.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10,
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Hee hee
At least you can return the newspaper tomorrow and get a quid back...
w/y/h!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14,
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w/y/h!
I know That Shop!
i hate to admit this but that pound shop is actually just down the road from me, in Stroud , Gloucestershire.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48,
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Hehehe
I got ripped off by a pound shop once. Being a niave student type, I thought a quid was good value for a bottle of washing-up liquid. Or, at least, I did until I saw a bigger one for 69p in Co-op. Bastards.
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 0:12,
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Arf, arf, and arf again
Lots of arfs in this thread. Is it an international conspiracy heralding the arrival of a new world order? I think we should be told.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07,
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that's both
exceeding woo
and perfick in time with the secret society choon I'm listening at
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12,
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and perfick in time with the secret society choon I'm listening at
..
Unfortunately, the work i do is for mobile phones. And i managed to lose the large originals! I'll hopefully have some new ones soon...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03,
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ah.
sorry for being sarcastic, my funny bone fell off yesterday
:)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04,
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:)
.
No worries :)
I did have the originals but very gutted i lost them. Will hunt around...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05,
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I did have the originals but very gutted i lost them. Will hunt around...
after about 3 scrolls past this
i just got it.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I've been
Wanting to use the Goodies in something for ages now
pity it was a bit crap
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05,
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pity it was a bit crap
Crap
the goodies crap!!...maybe they are now but in their heyday they were not...he says clutching his goodies music cd
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09,
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No,
they are still funny.
Edit: You...you...you have a Goodies music CD?
That's musical gold for me...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10,
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Edit: You...you...you have a Goodies music CD?
That's musical gold for me...
yeap
bought it in hmv for 3 quid....got such classics as..the goodies theme,funky gibbon,the inbetweenies,please let us play and many many more...my precious so its is.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20,
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Good!
"It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard."
edit: Mono says 'woo'.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00,
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edit: Mono says 'woo'.
erm....
.....hi..... erm..... i dont remember clicking on reply so i havent a clue what im replying to, but it must be really WOO or i would have never clicked it.... odd
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03,
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Oh yes, that old conundrum.
I always find the "You are replying to this message:" bit at the bottom of the screen useful for that.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05,
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if a chap just will not scroll
his understanding shan't be
whole
To keep abreast of all the jive
just keep pressing
on F5
I'd continue with this rhyming
farce
but 'tell the truth
i can't be
bothered
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13,
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whole
To keep abreast of all the jive
just keep pressing
on F5
I'd continue with this rhyming
farce
but 'tell the truth
i can't be
bothered
Seek
immediate mental health help...I would if the bananas would stop there ceaseless chasing of me.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05,
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That looks somewhat like...
...a member of Kraftwerk whose name has suddenly escaped me.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:02,
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Heheh
That's quite good. Would work quite well as a wallpaper, were it not tiny.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04,
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