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# Straight from BBC


The phrase "no shit" springs to mind.

Full story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3497480.stm
already mentioned in a previous post
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# hehe
How Dumb?
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# IPS
I hear she's part of america's Idiot Protection Scheme.
They get Plastic surgery to hide their shame...

/edit
oops!
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# that
looks like Mel Gibson...
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# How Dumb?
I had to read the story to find out that it is a woman.

Just figured it was some Redneck mofo.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Hahhahaa
Like that kid on the Brat Camp show last night who was pretending to be mentally unstable, that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# nothing
a good kicking couldn't sort out.

Ditto for Tarquin and his tongue bar. Stitch the fucker's gob up. That'll show him.
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# That silly cow complaining of
toture really annoyed. I was tempted to use proper toture to show her the difference, then she would gladly ask before she went to brush her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# the kicking can be arranged
................
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# *clunk*
that was my arse being laughed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# "Don't tell them your name Pike!"
You'd think the first place 'she' would go was either a) the hairdressers or b) Billy Ray Cyrus' achey breakey parts.
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# w/h/y to that
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
wonderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Oh now that just plain good!
you've made me spill my afternoon cup of gin.
(Mr_Sideways, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# "The cashier immediately noticed the bill - bearing the picture of the Statue of Liberty - was fake"
On the ball at Walmart, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# "what's your problem?"
"i look like a bloke!"
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# eep
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Kerry, Bush and Blair?
whatever the elements are - well done.
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# NSFW
link it now!!
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Oh Christ
When Good Shops Go Bad.

(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# perfect
now it can take over the world
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Umm
it already has....
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# really?
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Political Pearoast


Woo to yours.

Mines a bit sinister at the moment, I'm trying to redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# no leave it, it's fine
"A local party for local people" :)
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# he looks like
a game show host

Woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Shitting Jesus!
I've crapped me breeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# While he did love her so, he couldn't understand why she ignored him.
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# poor crab
woo
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Ooh,
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# This pic Rocks
*grabs coat*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# w/y
someone's being taking wacom tablets..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# awww
love is cruel :(

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# in the news ...
Police 'fear racism allegations'


(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Oi
you're supposed to shop pics.
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
and woo to the pic
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# he has shopped it
but why is there a gun turret on the car!?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# it
was a joke (see sarcasm)
;)
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# erm.....
you American, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# o
k
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha
classic assumption*


*probably correct**
**not correct
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# soz
i could not think what to add !

Bedford is a rough place !!!
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# it is shopped
he removed the bloke nicking the motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# You have fifteen seconds
to convert
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# hmmm
Is that stoke by any chance?
Charv central!
/edit
oops! WOO YAY!
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Sorry Dont know
Source pic was this :-

Linky here
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# ugh!
Yep its stoke alright :(
i wonder why everyone hates it sooo much...
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Not to mention ...
... that it was voted the worst city in Britain, but it is full of lower class, dull minded, moronic accented inbreds.
(FortyFour, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# COZ
its full of people saying "have you got a spare fag mate" and everybody calls you "duck".
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# isnt that hanley??
i reconise that public toilet
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah ...
I do too ... I used to live far too close to that place.
(FortyFour, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Oh the Punnage

It's Michael J Fox with his "Back to the Fuschia"
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Newsflash:
kingofpork was recently hospitalised with third-degree pun burns on 95% of his body.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# only his F5 trigger finger
was left
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# ah monsieur
Wiz dis punnage you are truly spoiling us !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I thought it was
Michael J Fox-glove, but then realized that isn't a foxglove.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# hehe
woo &

is bright?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# But it's pink!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# not in my house
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

please forgive the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# hehe
woo & i'll have a pack of 60
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Warning:
Do not buy generic tablets, such as "Trust" tablets - they are very shit indeed, and are made of poison and dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Muchos muchos woo
Most ammusing, pun is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Zombies!
try to play this:
www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/experience/blackout.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# POS
crashed my browser.
Wonder if the movie will crash my brain?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# .
I think it will eat your brain, too scary for me. SHEEEEEEEEEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# uncomfortable with that view
feel a g coming
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# clicky clicky clicky
ooh - i'm dead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# tj
i love this picture:
www.buschgardens.com/uploads/images/2/Anteater%20babyhighres.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# yay for
anteater porn! you sick bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# hah
that is one huge picture
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# lifesize
anteaters
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# I lasted 58 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# it deaded my browser!
didn't even get to see a zombie. is this like that ninja game or something?
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# no
it's a zombie game
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] my business plan:

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Click for bigger?
My eyes hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# i think we should alter the front page
so that monkoen can use a bigger font
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# yes
yes cal should
or maybe have a special monkeon section
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I reckon
a regular, "Spotlight on..." feature would be great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# that would do the trick
introducing newer b3tans to some of the best and funniest talents here.
when i was at the last bash i had this feeling that in 20 years time there's going to be a documentary made about the influence of b3ta and b3tans on world culture.
made me wish i had a video camera so i could provide footage. be the only way i could get myself in it
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# my eyes hurt anyway, nothing to do with the pic
Woo! to the pic

bah-humbug to my wick eyes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I've only
got a smaller one, I'm afraid:

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Ah.
That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
#
clicky for smaller?

way to stick it to tha man!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bertram, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Slurpitty
Slurp
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# haha
and it'd be cheaper than coke's 'filetr out the ions, then bung 'e straight back in' plan too.

are you looking for backers?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Did anyone else...
think of tub girl when they saw that?
I think I have been spending to much time here.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Or
too much time looking at Tub Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# i'm having one made
as a water feature for my web garden
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Nice,
will it have a nice goatse fountain?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Liquid Ganges!
woo.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# 10.0 10.0 10.0 9.6 9.8 10.0
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# damn that german judge
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# i
thought it was gareth gates on the CB
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# oooh woo
have a pearoast
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Looks familliar.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# as it's my 666th post, I thought i'd secure my ticket to hell.....
so with that in mind, it's time for.........
Amputee Golf
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
you can never go wrong with use of fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# woo
that shadow looks like the quo bungee jumping.. with no legs..

i'm seeing things now aren't i
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Fore!
leg!


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *groans
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Woo!
But shouldn't that be 'Fucksock'?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# They're at it again...
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# hahaah
excellent
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# That
really is rather special. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Phunamtastic
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Like it
Like it lots
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
bonza, very woo to that, tis special.
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
#


(ivor_the_engine, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# heheh
thats most WOO!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Pisser
Perfect
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Like your style...
Woo!

Minor TJ:

My dad is weird, instead of pottering aroung the garden in his retirement, he started writing chaos theory stuff. Using one of his apps I decided to make a pretty animation (about 121K)
Chaos Gif
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Your dad is cool
hurrah for mathematically-generated loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# That's
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# not the sharpest tool....
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_887204.html
(finnbird, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# No way



..just No Way
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# So it doesn't work?
back to the drawing board then...
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Blimey..
All she needs is a 'y' on the end of her surname
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Haha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# The Toronto Sun
Says that she tried to pay with $2.32 worth of gift cards :P

They should have mentioned that too, lol
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# And this is she (he?)


Was she trying to buy more hormones?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# who is this man
www.maddox.xmission.com/bpitu_logo1c.gif
(boyla, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# its me
and its also my wife
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Why its
Oits Reading of course
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# i reckon
he's some bloke called maddox, probably
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Legs? Where we're going..we dont need legs...
PING!
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# to the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# hmmm
he said something about sunflower seeds, then POP! he was gone...
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# well
we're not sure, the future is'nt written yet, its whatever you make it, so make it a good one

/Doc
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# here mumsy!
just got mail offer for boat to Norn Iron
£33 each way for car+ 2 people, woo me I's going home soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# indeedy
got to wangle some time off work
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
#
God i hate those two.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I have other woo's
without these two. But I haven't wheeled this one out for a while, so I thought 'Dude, why not?'.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# *slap*
thats against the law Citizen!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Femdom (Repost)
NSFW
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Seamless....
NSFW futha mucka!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# NSFW
Linky please
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# ^
what is NSFW???? Not so f****** wierd ???
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Not Safe For Work
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# DUH!!
What isn't 'SAFE' about an image????
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2857416
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# it looks a little
like pr0n, or would to a stupid nosey boss who could fire one for ssuch stuff, duh
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# just make it a link
there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# ^
If you are old enough to be working in an office, you shouldn't be playing on the job !!!
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Look, we were being nice but now
please just cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# if you were old enough to wipe your own arse
you wouldn't try and be such a smart arse.

and i'm on my lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# >sigh<
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# i can use the internet at work as much as i want
because my work is good.

and when i do use it i prefer not to see spastics with strap-ons.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# *un-fluffs*
You really are a nob aren't you.

*re-fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# i think you'll find he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# perhaps he's both
a nunt, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# a cob?
a nont?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# erm the fact people might get fired if their boss was looking over
their shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# It's
not safe for work?

i.e. if the boss sees it, we might get fired?

i.i.e.e. linky it now! and label it NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# FAQ
please
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Not Safe For Work
Quite a few people (myself included) check in on the board from the office, etc.

Images like that could conceivably get somebody into trouble so if you could post them as a link that would be lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# what
horror film festival?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# The Brussels Fanatasy Film festival
Two weeks of fun and gore.

Details can be found on www.bifff.org

And it all takes place a 15 minute walk from my flat! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# cool
if only it weren't in brussels.
damn those enticing belgians
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# And especially their enticing beer...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# thats not safe for work. link it now or be felched.
then again, its a repost so delete the offending material before my cat buggers you.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Holy Mother of God
*Avert you eyes people!*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# ha
keep it
(guinea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NSFW! Sorry but there is no time when a strap-on is ever going to be SFW...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# NSFW
pindick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# I'm going to send my kitten bully round
to deal with YOU next
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
it was wromg last time.

reposting it isn't gonna make it any better?

you whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# it's not particularly funny though
is it.
sorry to be bitchy, but if you're starting a new thread with a repost then it ought to be the funniest tihng around, and it ain't.

follow emohawk's example below
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# gah!
change of subject...

did I miss a meeting? is this gc?
64.78.149.221/event1V1.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# very
very gc indeed, old fruit.

i'll finally be good for that hosting i promised some time this week, by the way.
i'll let you know when it's all up
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Second post...


Probably not very funny or original. You must forgive me....
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# That
is a scarily big cow!

yay!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Hehehe
physicstastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# mmmoo..
SPLAT!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# SPLAT
woo
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Hehehe
keep em cummin
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# *pffffffffffffffffffff*
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA

im so glad i finished my coffee otherwise id have to give my desk a good scrubbing now

splendid explosioning too

[edit] Been watching it over and over, and even though I know its coming, I still nearly fall off my chair from laughing so much!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# original? hmm well, not super original, but neither is it "old hat"
funny? HELL YEAH!

and ver nicely executed as well
Top notch
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# agreed
well done
(guinea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# au contraire
it's 'kin excellent and v. funny too

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Needless cow cruelty is fun!


/repost
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Alcoholics Anonymous Merchandise #1
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Oh my
that did make me chuckle!
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# have some "art"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Thread Jack!
something i posted last night, was a little dead here though.
/edit.. woo to pic
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Second TJ
Just bought a copy of Zoo magazine (Not very good but has TV guide and was only 50p)
Anyhoo, they have a jpg of the week section, and guess what, some quick off the mark fella has sent in Nohands Kitten. Only about two years too late there then magazine edity types
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# TJ TJ TJ
your all BUMGAY
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I prefer
Bumsexual thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# TJTJTJTJTJTJTJ
i love you
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# TJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJ
URGH GET AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# NUTS!
does a similar section at the back
they had the Micheal Jackson riding a bike picture the other week
(Emohawk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Topical
then.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# arf
it's a cracker (or a splooger in this case)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Would someone please Frank Dobson!
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# TJ: Following my

post of yesterday. Northern Blerk is tucking in to said item as I type!

Nice
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Actually,
it would round to 3.1415927

Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)

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