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# Newbie here...
Evening all

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:20, archived)
# I would
if I could
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:21, archived)
# I... I think
that dog is telling me to smoke wee!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:21, archived)
# smoke wee?




(yukies)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:27, archived)
# welcome, you'll never leave
shop a kitten etc
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Seen it


I haven't really. It's quite woo.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:26, archived)
# glasscockage?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:16, archived)
# WOOHOO!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:17, archived)
# That's
ace. And Hungarian. 2 of my bestest things ever!*


*Not totally accurate.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:19, archived)
# sweet
that is nice
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Mine, then:
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:20, archived)
# have a pastel cat everybody
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Awww
He looks a little sad, though.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:18, archived)
# thats
because the cat is taken from a picture i took of a cat too fat to fit through the railings ..im no cat expert but im guessing thats why he was sad :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Oh no...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Not seen that one before
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Oh dear God
the imagary sets my eyes bleeding all over again

I'm very goatse sensitive...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:14, archived)
# your big bloody brown eye?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Yes...
/shudders
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:16, archived)
# A
cardboard goatse?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Eternal sunshine...
...of the spotless mind.

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# wot
a weird Q
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Just what I was thinking...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:12, archived)
# For the Q-rious


'URW Bookman L' from The Gimp.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:20, archived)
# muchos
grassyass
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Oooh,
I like that.

Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Cooo.
And I saw that yesterday, it was woo.
As is your post.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:14, archived)
# look
at you being fluffy and adding a wee compliment as an afterthought..made me smile :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:15, archived)
# ahahahaha woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Seamless
*and* incredibly funny!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Unfortunately, I didn't have any good source pictures.
Thanks, though!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:09, archived)
# that's class
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:09, archived)
# thats good!
have you ever seen the trading card of c3po with a hard-on!? :o)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# MONK ROCK

cleeeeky for stoooory


edit: any libertines fans then? no? :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:06, archived)
# b3ta doherty
woo sir, for libertines related post. Have you heard new xfm song for Euro 2004 'Born in England'?- features Carlos libertine
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:16, archived)
# nope
where can i hear?
i run www.thelibertines.co.nr ;)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Twisted
Listen to xfm (104.9) mornings next week.. might need digital radio if you're not in London.
Or, pre-order from Amazon;

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000295WIY/ref=sr_aps_music_1_1/026-2368048-7600445
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:39, archived)
# I saw him play
in Wigan the other week with Babyshambles
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:21, archived)
# munging
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:01, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:02, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
#
*blinks*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
# I like it, do this one next
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:04, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:05, archived)
# thats ace
I might have a go
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:07, archived)
# *still laughing*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:08, archived)
# It's a fantastic idea
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# They needed
a word for that, did they?

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:04, archived)
# apparently so
scarey
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:06, archived)
# I think
it was invented on South Park

edit: Apparently it also means anti-spambotting your e-mail address.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# *vomits gratuitously*
yes.
how...lovely.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# that hobby
is quite foul indeed
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:11, archived)
# hmmm... data munging?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know what compelled me to do this.


I hate Viz.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:00, archived)
# I think it was genius
How can you hate viz? Purile brilliance
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:01, archived)
# I believe that the power of Christ compels you*
woo, that sort of sums up the film too.


*may not be entirely true
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
# .
Thought that was Joey Deacon for a minute
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Despite Tony's apparent endorsement by God Himself...

...Archbishop Rowan Williams remained sceptical.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# hehehehe
i like it!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:00, archived)
# A little bit of politics there.
Q. Why does he have a pigeon on his back?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:00, archived)
# its jsut that he's dirty!
:o)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:01, archived)
# tis a heron or something, I think
they're meant to be wings...shhh.



/bugger
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# EEEEEEP
KILLL IT
please?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Gahhhhhh!
KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:56, archived)
# ack!
looks like something stuck in the plughole of my bath at the moment.
Kill it!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:56, archived)
# gaaah
sweet jesus, someone hand me a shovel QUICK.

Woo yay for pic! :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:56, archived)
# *hands shovel*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:57, archived)
# ta
*swings wildly in its general direction*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:58, archived)
# *ducks*


and swans too
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:00, archived)
#

*SPANG!*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:01, archived)
# *goes crosseyed*

ow!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
# /me gets shovel.
*SPANG*

Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:57, archived)
# pIND
mISS
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
# I WANT TO BUY IT
NOW.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:17, archived)
#
Sells to for a quid... *thinks* easy money...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Lilly Savage seams to be doing some kind of show to do with ghosts
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Too good.. ohh that did make me laugh
Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Al, surely?
woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:54, archived)
# yeah I just noticed that
Why did my brain mix the characters up?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# pretend it's the episode
where sam and al switched.
Sorted.
(and it's woo)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:57, archived)
# sort of corrected now
oops
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:00, archived)
# that was a good episode!
i like the devil one where the devil was pretending to be Al! actually quite scary!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:03, archived)
# woo thats good!
i loved quantum leap! most haunted is okay but a little shit these days!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:02, archived)
# JOEY BOSWELL!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:04, archived)
# dean stockwell
you're close though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:05, archived)
# yes he's sitting next to Dean
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Naughty cow
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
#
?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Mona lisa is punching a small fly that has landed on her portrait
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I had to close the curtains
to see that
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Fingering
more likely.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:51, archived)
# It was done in a hurry,
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# mehehehehe
very good

tj: is this the right syntax for the php mail function?

mail($email, $subject, $message, $headers) or die("MRNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!");
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Pretty much
yeah
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:47, archived)
# are you
sure there is supposed to be a 'R' in MRNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH? I think I would go without..

edit: but it does give a funny feeling saying it that way ^^

edit #2: still, i would go with an extra N there instead.. mnnghhgh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Yes*




*may not be true, I wouldn't have a clue
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Nearly:
("MRNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!");


should be changed to:

("CUUUUUUUUNTFUCKINGSHITEYPIECEOFBLADDERPUS!!");
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:49, archived)
# best die ever
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I have found the MSN profile of an uber-chav
pls clicky for hilarity.

click me!

I can't take the credit, my bro found it cos its one of the people in his tutor group.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# credit is given where credit is due
/takes credit away
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
# grandma!
congrats on the fp!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:44, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I feel sorry for Dan
getting TERRORISINed all the time.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:44, archived)
# yeah
i get the feeling this guy isnt very nice
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I get the feeling this guy is a chav twunt
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:48, archived)
# I get the feelin
Stacy is a 25 stone biffer
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:50, archived)
# no way
Stacey iz well fit...
Now I'm off to get pissed at Hiltingbury rec!

/imitating
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Back the fuk up!

wontcha?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:54, archived)
# You're such a G
keep it reel!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# word!
Itz 4 me homies.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:10, archived)
# TERRORISIN!
!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Oh dear
oh dear oh dear.

Oh. Dear.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# bbc one life
did any1 watch tv the other night about this chav who kept getting into trouble.
it was so annoying the number of chances he got. then when his court day was due for stealing car and possible armed robbery or summit his mum was like "he aint done nuffin for 6 months, they can see hes changed they should let him orf" regardless of the fact he still robbed someone and nicked their car lol.

i hate chavs. imo we need to build more prisons
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Wrong
we need Chav hunting licenses
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Oh it's so true
can't stand them
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# innit
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:54, archived)
# wwwwwwwwwooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
what a twat.

on an unrilated note, I cant have my cunting window open at night cos the fuckin chavs keep stoppig at the traffic lights outside and all I hear is their crappy chav bass, followed by their crappy nova engines trying to start, tossers
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Bloody Microshit
I had to fire up IE to see the link, because M$ insist on writing crap, substandard web thingies that only work with IE. The bastards.

Long live Firefox!

Viva La Revolution!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Works for me
although firefox sometime has problems downloading files with odd extensions, even if I declare it...

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Well, it sort of works,
but the format is to hell and back in a handbasket. Which is better than M$ Knowledgebase which doesn't work at all and (rather curiously) the NHS Direct website, where the search blows up in Firefox but is fine in IE...

gah!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Sooooo
A Chav is a wigga?

I'm still confused about what chav means :(

His profile says "I am da music man" - does that mean he likes all of the other black lace songs, like Agadoo?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:19, archived)
# To quote Gilbert & George
CUNT
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 18:21, archived)
# erm
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# ergh!

woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
# ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
de de de deee ba ba ba bada boh
ba ba bada boh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'm the scat man!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:44, archived)
# indeed you are
!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I'm glad you added that
Because I was think that SE may just have gone off his rocker.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# skibbidy skee bop ba doppa do!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:47, archived)
# I used to be able to do the opening to Scatman
*sniggers*

No, seriously, I could.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:53, archived)
# pr
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Well, WOO to that!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:55, archived)
# a scat a day,
helps you work rest and uggggh
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:49, archived)
# It's mosquito season again
I caught this thing flying round my bedroom last night:
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I think your bedroom is in that
underwater capsule thing in the Abyss.

Yes, yes I do.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# That is nice

Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# why, that's beautiful.
now kill it.
KILL IT!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# /grabs newspaper
/advances slowly
/loses an arm
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
# 'Tis but a scratch.
have at him!

or not
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Its pretty
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# A great big huuuuge
maybug landed on my thigh while I was lying in bed the other evening. Scared the shit out of me (not literally, or it would have been a solied bug indeed). I hid under the covers for the next few hours.

Jolly woo pic, that.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# I hates maybugs
Sticky-looking, noisy, gnngh. And once you've found one in the house you spend the rest of the evening tippy-toeing around, checking everything in case there's another one.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Never hide under the covers...
that's where "THEY" live.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:46, archived)
# eep
*hides under desk*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:51, archived)
# It's my Birthday...
21 today and i haven't got a cake so i made myself one out of fluff and angel tears...


Happy Birthday to me!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Hippo Bathday!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# YAY for birthadays
go out and buy a cake
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Screw the cake!
Go out and get mashed on drugs and alcohol.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# As above
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# but have cake first
cake is good and will absorb some of the alcohol meaning you can drink more
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I went and got...
mashed last night, getting mashed tonight and going to alton towers tomorrow!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:42, archived)
# your mad
you are
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Don't eat the cake,
It will rot your teeth, they're too sweet.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:44, archived)
# hippy hoppy
bifday to woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Happy New Year!
all the best!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# have a shit hot birthday
!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:43, archived)
# have a hot shit birthday
.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Your...
All lovely. Thanks!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Happy birthday to you happy bir... (You know the drill)
Happy birthday, dude.

P.S Get wasted on booze.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:54, archived)
#


Steampress, I know...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
# seamless yet woo
and a good film too
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ready for your spongebath, Mr. Campbell?"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:35, archived)
# spong bath?
heheheh...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Spongs are for Mongs
duly noted (and edited)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# He didnt take the news well when they cancelled his show.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Ahhh! Buckfast!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Buckfast rocks!
y'bashtads!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Yay
I loved that programme. Had the little action figures too.
/nostalgic
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)
# /sings
CAPTAIN BUCKY O' HARE!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Goes
where no normal rabbit would dare!

My car is called the Rightcheous(sp?) indignation*.



*maybe lie, but might call car that tonight to see how it feels.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:38, archived)
# HE'S GOT BIG BRASS TESTES AND A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
/can't remember lyrics
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:39, archived)
# AND LEAVES ALL THE FEMALE RABBITS
EXCEEDINGLY AROUSED HAPPY
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:40, archived)
# swares like no ordinary rabbit would dare
/while full of bucky
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:39, archived)
# 'cept in those days they weren't called action figures.
They were 'toys'.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41, archived)
# yay woo!
Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
You're looking for adventure? Well, this is it,
With Jenny, Deadeye, Blinky, and Willy DuWitt
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:39, archived)

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