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We live in an uneasy peace, I fancy...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)

Blender!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)

im enjoying these

quite a bit!
Edit: it just occurred to me - CRASS record sleeves - Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:50, archived)

ooh yeah, well spotted

funnily enough, i listened to penis envy yesterday. still cool.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)

i used to play that when i bartended sometimes.

it would drive people from the room like few other cds could.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)

uneasiness is a wonderful thing.

while scouring the gutter for filth, i found b3tan images. c_kick, you've been appropriated!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)

c_kick might be the most ripped b3tain.

Followed by our bat boy Leningrad.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)

i see sheep!'s stuff here and there.

and eclectech's, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)

Yep, eclectech held the crown for at least a year or more.

Butters gets around, but not so much anymore.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:50, archived)

i forgot sir butters.

when the world was brian peppers mad, i saw more than a few b3ta people's images of him pop up.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)

buttface

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

Well past the 'would not' line and into 'not even with Boris Johnson's dick stuck onto the end of a 5 foot pole'.

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)

but it milks YOU!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)

I bet she eats

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)

Compo that!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)

I would if it were real

clever shoppery involved, but I might do a real life version of this;

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)

Good plan.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:50, archived)

Haha

Thats brill!
Take a woo

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)

Linda Blair?

ftw!

Ugh, can't be bothered actually.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)

I think I know her sister.

NSFW

(atomkinder is deeply unfashionable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)

hahahahaha

Assface honey that's what you got
Sisyphus baby you can suck my cock
Assface (YEAH!) that's what I said
In place of a face you gotta ass instead

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:51, archived)

how bizarre

hurray!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)

why am i looking at your vile celebrity who ought to be murdered?

_{actually, she looks better like this.}

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:50, archived)

widescreen?

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/carlingford-lough-180_small.jpg

linky coz of biggyness

edit..

whoops...

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)

did you rub your stink on the rocks and ship?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)

You can swim to Omeath from there!

would be ballfreezing though.

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

a work in progress...

someone said i could color this for them...not drawn by me then, obviously...

it's taking aaaaages.

Click for bigger (147KB)

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

yay!

Hiya :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)

Fantastic job!

Can I ask which program you use for this sort of thing?
I'm guessing Illustrator but I'm incompetent at that.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)

i have illustrator...

but can't be arsed to learn how to use it...

therefore that was done in photoshop.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)

I'm the same but I can't "illustrate" anyway haha

Cracking job on the colouring in. I can't seem to get my photoshop-tablet relationship going so I can take advantage of subtle shading.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)

Lovely Stuff

Can't wait to see the finished thing.

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)

very nice colouring

(even spelt with a U its very nice!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)

ooh

nice colourage

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)

Yay

'Ning
Have a woo, btw

(creem all over your face, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:02, archived)

scary door time

EDIT: Changed for scariness

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)

YOU UTTER CUNT

THAT IS ACTUALLY SCARING ME

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

My work here is done

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

PERPENDICULAR LEGS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

Wall frottage!

AICMFP

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)

does that doorr lead

to the zone whee normal things don't happen very often?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)

WAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)

And yet still you love me

*sings and enjoys life*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)

Pfft

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)

If I am a Gayer then why

do you let me touch you 'down there'?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)

Because you say you'll tell my mummy I'm dirty

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)

You are dirty

*touches funnybutton*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)

Unfunny Compo Entry

Scissors: Check!
Glue: Check!
Hard Boiled Eggs: Erm, Check!
Unnatural amount of time spent: Check!
Family thinking I'm a wierdo: Check!

Click for bigger (94KB)

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)

Even though I am confused and frightened by TLOG

and I live where it was filmed, that is cocking excellent!

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)

^this^

*clicks*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

awesome

woo

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connor, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

fuck me, that's good

have a click

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

Are you local?

*click*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)

Dear christ

That is really quite remarkable, have a click and a woo, sir

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)

Bloody hell!

That must have taken some effort!
Woo!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)

Thanks all

was a few hours worth of work, but I'm a lord of leisure during the weekdays and mainly spend my time fondling moon-beams and stroking kittens. Have no clue what to do with it now it's finished though...

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)

Step One: eBay

...

...

Step Four: Profit

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)

Ebay it senseless!

That's got to be worth something.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7370463

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)

i think i love you

*swoons*

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)

Fuck's sake, we have a winner!

hat's off to you sir!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)

yayayayay!

ace!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:16, archived)

Hucking Fell!

*clicked until my fingers burst*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)

Are you a no tail?

you must be to have created something this Woo
*clicks

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)

Superb.

(Spui, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

Going somewhere.....

...local?

much woo!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

*applauds*

That's bleedin excellent! Top work sir

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

*awes*

You win this challenge, b3ta, the internets and cayke

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

That is marvelous!

Look at all the precious things of the shop! I proclaim you King of the Diorama!

(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

Compo Pea-Roast

from a more innocent time when work didn't expect much from me:

my sticky tape days are over though

(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

lets go to the beach and celebrate with the other apes

( the beach, as of 30 minutes ago )

edit: not a pearoast, the last one didnt have ten million people on it. it is celebrating americas impedance day, in sandy ego

edit edit: and this one has riot police on horse back in it

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OneOfSome, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

Pearoast?
Tis very good Anyway.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

WHERE IS THIs PACE YOU SPEAK OF

/gin

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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

view from the beach last week

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/carlingford-lough-wide.jpg

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

Lovely!

I'll have to grab you on flickr.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

me no have flickr

too slow.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

Bloody good point

and I paid for 2 years worth of pro slow shit.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

If you're roasting your beach pic then I can roast my lovely valleys

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)

you just like posting spazzcat pics

to go with her beauty on a budget tips

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OneOfSome, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

Well recognised you!

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

tis not really a roast

www.b3ta.com/board/7356317

but any excuse to see spazzcats nekkid shoulders is good........

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

I'm naked!

HAHAHA I'm naked! *runs round the kitchen and sitting room*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)

*records all movement with secret cameras*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)

How did you hack into

my network?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

easy

you forgot to password protect it again..

again? whoops....

/hides

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)

Top stitch!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

Ok then, have some UK dawn :)

Painted from a photo I took in the lake district

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

Something

plus I'm bored with the whole "look at the front of my head" theme on the board.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

something lully!

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)

Why thank you miss!

Certainly a compliment from you :)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

*blushes*

i am currently coloring something drawn by someone else...it is taking ages...care to see my progress thus far?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

Do you need to ask haha

Of course!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

"just turn to your right a bit"

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)

The source is better

haha

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

Sometimes I wish I could draw

But mostly I wish I wasn't so desperately lonely

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

I honestly can't draw

It just took ages and lots of trying again.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

*hugs*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

Careful, you'll get cold tears of regret on your jumper

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

awww

*manhugs*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

I'm told that to get a girl, you mustn't look desperate

and it helps if you look like you don't NEED a girlfriend.

Still, "I heartily enjoy a good wank" isn't working as well as I'd hoped as a chat up line.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)

vodka

and lots of it.
works on me, anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

So true.

Girls get all weird when you entice them into an affair, and then they find out you are not married, or a rich businessman dealing in olive oil.

Foiled again!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

she looks...wary.

nicely drawn.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

Cheers! Then I did it well enough

it's from an old film involving female convicts etc.
/Cue lesbo jokes haha

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

yay has a go

thats fantastic btw

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

Yay! Thanky sir!

Smiley face made me smile too :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)

That it is.

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)

BOAB 8...sorry, I had another idea

And now......I fucking stop.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

~~shoelace~~ Rabbit

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

~~rabbit~~ 9 inch cock

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)

*lusts*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)

Well.

I'm off to bed.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

ahem

www.b3ta.com/board/7370317

??

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)

STOP BEING SO LOVELY

It makes us all sad

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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)

She can't help it -

it's genetic

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)

you're crazy!

and I like it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)

Or enrage a wasp while ensuring there is sugar on your lips

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

Bear with me

My band.

That's me, the one who isn't a trained dancing bear

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

I've got a flannel to wash my face

when it gets mucky, I feel disgraced!

five pounds to whoever recognises the song.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)

tempted by squeeze

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

Hmm It was actually sock episode 3 as far as I was concerned.

but... erm... ask spazzcat- she has your fiver.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)

You are so scene

it hurts

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)

scene?

me?
how?

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

erm,

It might be the tie and shorts, possibly.

Or the Ursine friends

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

oh and

tie and shorts, usually I would wear tie, shirt, blazer, trousers and shoes of some form, if I had it with me, I would also have my pork pie hat on!

Summer is far too hot for full rudie gear

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

LMAO

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

dance emo! dance!

*shoots floor*

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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

"You all saw him,

He had a poem"

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

put down the prose

and step away from the bears

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)

*genuine lol*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)

prose? my feelings in haiku

I am not emo,
Never would I talk through rhyme,
I dislike poems.

I really like bears,
I think they are aliens,
Not from planet earth.

one two three four five,
one two three four five six se,
one two three four five.

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)

not bad

that last verse could be better
and more lyrical
but all in all, good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)

I wanted to

Go for something a bit better, but gave in, and though, fook it, quote Two Pint's Of Lager, yay, everyones a winner!

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)

when "better"

takes up valuable drinking time, "ok" will do nicely.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

OK then, not mine but funny, I think

Writing a haiku
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffi...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

emo, hell no

Actually in a ska band :)

Hate emo music too, we just thought we would take the piss with a very sombre looking picture, but I was the only one who could pull it off.

I'll dig a photo to prove our sceneness otherwise if you wish? Or you could just take me word for it?

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

*takes word*

*sells on eBay*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)

*takes action*

*sues you*

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

*bids*

*is winnar*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

You're clearly not scene

the t-shirt on the right declares it

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

drummer

I know nothing of the unseen. is that sarcasm or niet?

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)

*sigh*

it says unseen, or....UN-SCENE. Get it, do you get it, eh? do you? Eh?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

yeah

but it was crap :)

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

my how you've grown

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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

lol

heheh

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

WTF

Click for bigger (132KB)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

Furry porn!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)

Did you make this?

And more importantly, why were you searching for fluffy porn in the first place?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)

furry

fluffy is teh kittinz

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

My bad

for not recognising the subtle difference...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)

WTF!!!! ELEVENTY!!! ONE ONE

erm.. you searched for furry porn

*stares*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

is that first one

bowie?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)

Yeah

a la Labyrinth

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)

thought so

in that outfit, he makes me feel both full of the horn and deep shame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

so.

Bowie. Egypt. Starwars.
Bea-Arthur. Bush. Possible furry porn.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

Not as good as my last one

previously

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)

Wonderful

and scary - a great combination for this time of night, have a click :)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

Bloody hell

*now feels ridiculous for having spent the last two hours sellotaping things to her face and drawing on herself*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

They're rather funny indeed

I demand more

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

I really do think I'm boring people now!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)

But you do it with such style and

~~shamelessness~~ panache

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

aaaargh

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)

Spazzcat's BOAB 7 - Last one, getting bored and my face is itchy

Lenses these days are so pricey

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)

You fill my mouth with laughs

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)

she looks...

...very intelligent.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)

..........................

*speechless*

*dribbles*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

She hates that voice

I do it in bed to make her shudder...

also putting your head around the corner of a door and moving up and down scares her witless :D

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)

DON'T TELL THEM!!!!!

THEY'LL ALL KNOW!!!
AND THEY'LL DO IT!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooo

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

Can I become a woman

by drawing tits on myself?

If I write BEER on a glass of water, will it become a pint?

All these questions and more answered at www.spazzcat.com

alternatively, create your own spazzy cat by hitting a regular cat with a claw hammer!

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

I tried the converse advice

www.b3ta.com/board/7370243

It didn't work. :(

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

Your instructions made me laugh.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)

Yes, you will

Yes, it will
And sellotaping your cock and balls together saves a fortune in boxers.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

In the

Red?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

ie Can't Afford Proper Glasses

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)

For the perfect secretarial look

you have to have your hair in a bun

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)

AAAHHHHHHH!!!...GET AWAY!!!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)

ATOMIC

do doo-do doooooo

do doo-do doooooo

do doo-do doooooo dadalum dadalum.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)

i can name that tune...

...in two doo doo's.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)

*took beast with 2 backs words seriously*

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

LMFAO

I just lifted him up to the screen to see his image made true...

He yawned, meowed and then fell asleep again

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)

AHH

hes pretending he has no idea ;) but secretly he knows he is

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)

FUCKING YAY FOR HAMLET!!!!!!

I yam hyper

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

Really?

No-one had noticed...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)

You have to add that pic

To your profile:)

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)

I just went to talk to him about his Godhood and he reacted with

less than enthusiasm:

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)

Hammlit!!!

Those are some lovely pictures of him

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

fluff goes here?

this is my Tifa.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)

Beautiful ladycat!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

yeeeeeah...

she is pretty awesome...

i like this one^^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)

awwwww

perhaps we should mate them together and have a SUPERCAT

/just remembered Hamlet has no balls... Dammit

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)

curses!

foiled again!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)

I can make him some

With string and bottle tops

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)

You've done quite enough improvising for one night, young lady.

*admonishes*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

You talented bastard

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)

^this and a rubber biscuit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

This is the greatest game ever

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)

*click*

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

Shitting Christ

I've only just got over how great the last one of these was...a technicolour, cocaine dusted woo to this.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

microwave

woo and yay + click
thats amazing , can i have an egg person thingymabob?

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

that looks like a cool game.

reminds me of Avernum. Simple, but effective.

edit: I like all the guys who are helpfully standing around giving advice. it's always like that.

also the pointless quests. :D

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

I got the magic sword

and I better get to bed or I'll never sleep tonight. Mohawk time in the morning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

Holy shit

That's amazing

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)

This is gold.

I hope that there is some subtle taggage in there, or a watermark. I haven't seen this sort of thing before and after getting over being amused I'm thinking MARKETABLE!!!
Step 2) posters, coffee mugs, etc,
Then 3) PROFIT.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)

bloody great again!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)

hahaha!

This is fantastic! Woo!

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Grampa, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

I really like these

woo!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)

I love this

I remember making mazes on a chalkboard I had when I was younger. I always made my mazes like this (though less artistic), with pointless quests and locked doors. Then I would force my parents to do them.

(DrHyde, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Nice work

This makes me think "Wizard is about to die"

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

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