Fine fine fine
Really hard to convey an Eccles accent on here...
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Oof!
That's not you playing well-hard gangsta down the road, is it?
If it is, TURN IT BLOODY DOWN
Edit: wow, it worked!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:22,
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If it is, TURN IT BLOODY DOWN
Edit: wow, it worked!
I don't care about things like that
I'm reviving the driving of ferrari estate cars with drum kits in the boot.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24,
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although
seems as it's just the two of us, we might just have to make it a race!
Quickest drum solo over the finishing line.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28,
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Quickest drum solo over the finishing line.
I've always wondered who goes through 7 years of medical school so they can then blow themselves up
Its not like Brain surgery is a 3 day course
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24,
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Have you ALWAYS wondered this, or just the past few days?
If it's the former that's very prescient of you....
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:26,
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Yeah,
it's like he knew something was about to happen...
*calls anti-terror unit*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28,
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*calls anti-terror unit*
It's only 5 years up here in Glasgow
We don't need to learn as much as everyone's getting stabbed, banjo-ed or a heart attack anywway.
In fact it could be done in an afternoon I suppose.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28,
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In fact it could be done in an afternoon I suppose.
As if there wasn't enough partial nudity on b3ta at the moment
Coloured Chorizowagon's picture from yesterday
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:17,
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Coloured Chorizowagon's picture from yesterday
Eye or Hyundai?
*edit* And you know I'll be in that pub in spirit
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20,
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Erk!
"Miss! Excuse me, miss! You left your shoes and knickers in the changing room."
I'm just joshing yer - excellent colours on brilliant inks
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:23,
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I'm just joshing yer - excellent colours on brilliant inks
that is absolutely fantastic
down-syndrome anime is the way forward!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:52,
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A years supply of hummus!*
*one hummus per person per day terms and conditions apply.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11,
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I thought I was being silly...
It was only once I'd re-read I realised I was actually right... O_O
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07,
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Doesn't Mark Hamill look haggard
such sunken eyes, and those wrinkles...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07,
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I don't think that crash helped his face really.
He looked a lot older after that happened.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10,
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Haha
Maybe that's what I should have done.
I think Kris FK is applying his as we speak!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07,
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I think Kris FK is applying his as we speak!
ha ha ha
isn't he a little old to be a storm trooper?
also - doesn't he do voice acting on things like Spongebob Pants and Metalocalypse and things now?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09,
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also - doesn't he do voice acting on things like Spongebob Pants and Metalocalypse and things now?
hello no
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalocalypse
also - metalocalypse is brutal!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:15,
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also - metalocalypse is brutal!
Aphrodisiac?
Does look more like a Buffalo or Bison than a Yak though
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06,
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I got one of them TomToms for my car...
I think I was better off with a map.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01,
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I think I was better off with a map.
Excellent
I look forward to your other instrument-related puns.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06,
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Ha ha ha
I foolishly tried to install a cheap knock off and ended up with a Timpani on the passenger seat.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04,
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I tried that...
But the soda leaked through the baking tray, then just evaporated on the bottom of the oven.
It did leave a nice sugary residue though...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:14,
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It did leave a nice sugary residue though...
I'm in a lateral kind of mood today...
Unless anyone requires me to be, in which case I'm being a member of the surrealist avant-garde.
*tweaks moustache*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20,
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*tweaks moustache*
my dad's got a ferrari estate with a drum kit in the back
\too much caffine free chai latte blog
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06,
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I'm sorry sir
can you repeat the question
*edit* GAH! They actually exist!
www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/ferrari%20Estate%203.jpg
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10,
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*edit* GAH! They actually exist!
www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/ferrari%20Estate%203.jpg
Gah!
Where does that come from?
(The Ferrari quote, not the coffee)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11,
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(The Ferrari quote, not the coffee)
I spazzing for it
I'm sure it's from here. Google was no chuffing help at all, so I think I may be out of luck
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the spazz has plenty
but no pics (bloody MSN groups)
... lots of lumpbucket, mnb098mnb, Kittin Berk and things
also this:
www.pistonheads.com/features/gfos2001/13.jpg
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20,
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... lots of lumpbucket, mnb098mnb, Kittin Berk and things
also this:
www.pistonheads.com/features/gfos2001/13.jpg
and Baz and bdutchbird and Razor
and some dobber called new_matt
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21,
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Nicely
I'm just pleased that's not your passenger airbag.
"Your passenger is dead, sir..but on the plus side she played a great intro to the crash"
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07,
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"Your passenger is dead, sir..but on the plus side she played a great intro to the crash"
Where else do you go for social networking when you're 50 trillion years old?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01,
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'ey oop Minkie
ta! That's teh result of a morning arguing with people that is. I should do it more often...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59,
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You know it's considered bad form to run off to the khazi from your own posts?:P
'ning mate
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59,
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Well, it is Kate Moss
I don't think she's ever eaten.
Was Kate Moss, I should say. Before I fucked her with a chimp.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16,
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Was Kate Moss, I should say. Before I fucked her with a chimp.
Lovely stuff!
woo!
Christy! 45 mins soon goes on b3ta!!
/back to work blog
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:00,
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Christy! 45 mins soon goes on b3ta!!
/back to work blog
i dont understand
what a lot of people who go on b3ta do when they work? what job do u have mr mstandot
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10,
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Can't say too much.
Let's just say I have more breaks (and longer)than I should! Internet use is logged too, so anyone checking my times would certainly have a good case against me!
/NHS are stoopid blog.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:19,
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/NHS are stoopid blog.
sorry
i wasnt trying to catch you out , i can delete this if you want...
*phones nhs*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:31,
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*phones nhs*
It is indeed....
I think it's a vast improvement, though the real life box has now been turned into a lady with the addition of eyebrows...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05,
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My workmate drew a face on it....
I thought it would be amusing to wear it...
I was bored too...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09,
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I was bored too...
Good good
I might put it on again later and find out what it feels like to be a lady....
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:13,
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I was tempted to draw on my own face
but I'd need to shave first and that would be above and beyond the all of duty.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43,
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I'll do it for forty =D
EDIT: Shave my own face I mean, not Toasty's
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45,
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EDIT: Shave my own face I mean, not Toasty's
Haven't used the guilder since 2002
but euros are ugly though...I really liked the guilder money
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06,
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I see 25, people! tweennnty fiiiiveee.
Any lower, any lower!?
Madam, from the back. ?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50,
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Madam, from the back. ?
you could have offered to shave your eyebrows
and earned money without doing anything!
:)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47,
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:)
What, shave me or yourself?
If it's yourself I'll give you the £30, but I'll need photographic evidence.
=D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49,
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=D
Haha.
I'm toying with the idea of deleting that post as it makes me sound such a perv =)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:54,
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The worst part is you have already quizzed me extensively on the same subject
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i like the ones in her profile
this sort of thing should be actively encouraged
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51,
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hahaha
the only thing that could make that better is if it's your child
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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I was thinking exactly that
How much fun would that be.
Hold still son, no really, you'll look fucking ace....
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45,
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Hold still son, no really, you'll look fucking ace....
i'm tempted to have a child just so i can do it
i won't tell the second bit to the wife
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47,
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Brilliant!
Sending your child to a fancy dress party like this can only win him friends and not cause lasting trauma at all.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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Nah, no chance.
There's some blokes being shown around.
I can't really see my boss saying to them
"Don't be alarmed by the big, bald bloke with Stormtrooper face paint, he's harmless".
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:55,
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I can't really see my boss saying to them
"Don't be alarmed by the big, bald bloke with Stormtrooper face paint, he's harmless".
This worked better in my head
And here's the original (650k)
/EDIT alright I linked it instead, I cannae get the bugger any smaller right now. will give it another try later...
/EDIT 2 - OK, back again, reoptimized to 177k. It looks a bit crapper, so there's still a link to the original. and no I'm not in either the Killers or Velvet Revolver. My name is, in fact, Earl...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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And here's the original (650k)
/EDIT alright I linked it instead, I cannae get the bugger any smaller right now. will give it another try later...
/EDIT 2 - OK, back again, reoptimized to 177k. It looks a bit crapper, so there's still a link to the original. and no I'm not in either the Killers or Velvet Revolver. My name is, in fact, Earl...
"a bit large"?
Make it 3 times as small or link it
Nice otherwise
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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Nice otherwise
Yeah, I thought James Nesbitt after the guy out of Velvet Revolver...
But I couldn't actually remember his name, so I with with VR =)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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geebus
christ you look scary, woo to you sire, how bored you must have been hehe
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43,
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Haha, that's utterly splendiferous!
Does a "Read the FAQ" anim get a hi cockalorum? I'm a bit vague on this...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45,
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someone asked that
before, I don't think there was a satisfactory answer, but the general consensus was that only woos can be hi cockalorum
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46,
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*chortles*
and another one falls for my "rules". Mwah hah hah haaaaaah!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01,
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When you say "it seems to work"
do you mean, "it seems to drive dialup users away from the site"?
It's unfriendly to post something this large. Optimize to under 250kb or link it please.
Edit: Cheers :)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50,
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It's unfriendly to post something this large. Optimize to under 250kb or link it please.
Edit: Cheers :)
pfft, dial-up users
are just a story you tell to scare the children.
*shines torch on face*
OooOOoooh, and he downloaded the paris hilton video with a 56k modem ooOOOooohh
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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*shines torch on face*
OooOOoooh, and he downloaded the paris hilton video with a 56k modem ooOOOooohh
Well yeah
I admit I've never actually met a dialup user. But I've read about them, and there's an (admittedly very grainy) film of one online somewhere.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:25,
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*sings* there are things you can do, with scissors and glue...
you can't really make out the full 3D effect in small
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32,
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you can't really make out the full 3D effect in small
Are you sure it's a newspaper?
You get yellow and gold mixed up,so it could be anything!!!
:P
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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:P
I don't even think its a newspaper
It looks like some kind of skate/ray fish
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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shush
it's close enough. i'll put it with my 50 yards swimming badge.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38,
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If I had teh skillorz
The star would orbit the egg.
And would have a happy face on it.
And would say "whee" as it orbited.
But I don't. So you'll have to imagine it.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51,
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And would have a happy face on it.
And would say "whee" as it orbited.
But I don't. So you'll have to imagine it.
hahaha, decoupage! Love it :D
Edit: And the only reason I know the name is cos my dear old mother used to make doggies and elephant decoupage pictures.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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Welcome, pull out a kittens stool etc...
Have a woo for your efforts
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35,
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the thing is
that's exactly the sort of thing we used to do for 'fanzines' back in the good old days. so you get a click.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36,
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HA!
That reminds me of Bastard Bunny.
I think I'm getting too old
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30,
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I think I'm getting too old
hands up who's actualy drunk a "bedside manna"?
Half pint glass filled with
2 parts night nurse to 1 part gin
Ice optional
Done
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33,
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Half pint glass filled with
2 parts night nurse to 1 part gin
Ice optional
Done
What does needs a reason.
As long it's woo or yay. - or tentacly
- which it always is.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49,
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- which it always is.
Exchanged them for the guns.
Maybe not the deal of the year, who knows.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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Alan Johnstons Bike for sale
Any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters might be interested in this link.
Bike can be seen working.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300127617031&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:uk
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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Bike can be seen working.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300127617031&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:uk
*lies destroyed in a bloody pile of limbs and torn flesh*
Oof, that's gonna smart in the morning...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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Oof, that's gonna smart in the morning...
Hmm? Wossat? I was having the strangest dream...
*yawns*
*stretches*
*and reeeeaaaaallllly stretches*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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*stretches*
*and reeeeaaaaallllly stretches*
*looks around*
Hang on a minute... where is this steam coming from?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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Eh?
"The memory of Kingys little white bum going up and down will stick in my mind forever. It is just sooo wrong!"
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28,
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I don't get it
BTW, other people don't get flamed for posting links, so don't worry about that.
I'm just upset no-one wants to see my trifle.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28,
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I'm just upset no-one wants to see my trifle.
That is one motherlover of a trifle you got there.
You did well!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32,
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That is a rather splendid trifle.
Is it an Independance Day trifle?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33,
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Yes, yes it is
Thank you for all the kind comments everyone. :)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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That looks pretty amazing!
And tasty. Nice fireworks effect with the stick...things.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33,
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Surely its kind of ironic that someone with dual nationality is celebrating independance day
Assuming your other half is english. If it's not, then nevermind
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34,
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I have just eaten, so if you were to offer me some I would say,
"Just a trifle"
*raises eyebrow*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36,
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*raises eyebrow*
Well, there aren't any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters on this website
so take it someplace else
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29,
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Oh yes! :)
Relive that Reg Prescott goodness here..
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8449178763625099828
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8449178763625099828
I would but I don't have the energy
I'm crashing after drinking too much coffee. Feel a bit ill really.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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Oh dear.
Well it's a nice picture anyway.
*readies bucket and mop, just in case*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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*readies bucket and mop, just in case*
Seriously . . .
which room could you live in that had that wallpaper?
Oh PC wallpaper . . . ok WOO!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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Oh PC wallpaper . . . ok WOO!
Haha!
So anyway... I was way too slow replying earlier.
'nings Dayve! *manhugs*
Y'alreet?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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'nings Dayve! *manhugs*
Y'alreet?
Very nice
Is that a rabbit sleeping on top of the sun?
Speaking of which, where is Rabbitz? I want to show her my trifle.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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Speaking of which, where is Rabbitz? I want to show her my trifle.
aww
it's nice
sitting on the beach, watching the birds fly off over the pacific ocean to certain fiery death in the ongoing nuclear test on a nearby island
:D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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sitting on the beach, watching the birds fly off over the pacific ocean to certain fiery death in the ongoing nuclear test on a nearby island
:D
Not certain death
Certain mutation from the fallout (i.e. Bigbird)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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lol
mutated chicken!
self cooking and nobody needs to argue over who gets a leg at the family dinner table :D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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self cooking and nobody needs to argue over who gets a leg at the family dinner table :D
Heres a question,
A B C are letters of the alphabet
so 1 2 3 are numbers of the what?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25,
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so 1 2 3 are numbers of the what?
Nothing.
The alphabet is just 26 letters.It has a beginning and an end.
Numbers have a beginning,but no end, so it's just 1 2 3 of infinity.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29,
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Numbers have a beginning,but no end, so it's just 1 2 3 of infinity.
I said!
ℕ = the natural numbers!
aka the positive integers, aka the 'counting' numbers.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35,
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aka the positive integers, aka the 'counting' numbers.
But is it the Pacific? It's not specific that it's the Pacific!
Woo to pic!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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Woo to pic!
it might not be a specific pacific pic but the thought did stick
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:20,
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Pet peeve of mine
People who say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'.
*seethes a little*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21,
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*seethes a little*
One of my favourite
words that leave a nice taste on the tongue is
'superspecificity' which I think is a genetics/oncological term. It just sounds lovely.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27,
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'superspecificity' which I think is a genetics/oncological term. It just sounds lovely.
everything!
people throw objects at the chairs as they go over heard
people on the chairs throw objects from the chairs at people below
total chaos!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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people on the chairs throw objects from the chairs at people below
total chaos!
But you can look up ladies' skirts
Do you want to stop that too, well do you?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50,
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you know
thats probably the closest resemblance so far.
some people round here need glasses.
Fred West? Liza Minneli??? saynomore ;P
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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some people round here need glasses.
Fred West? Liza Minneli??? saynomore ;P
I bet you have really brown eyes
And the Quo was very good, but I logged on a little late to comment on it :-)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12,
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Well, you know when you've only seen it cos you scrolled down?
Feels a bit silly commenting on it when the b3tan who posted it probably won't see it...
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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Oh
but I have histrionic personality disorder
so Im bound to go back and look ;P
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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so Im bound to go back and look ;P
Then I think you should also pass this on to your mum
She looks really pretty in that picture
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26,
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Why thank you Mrs Trellis
Although that was almost 40 years ago. Things have got a little bit saggier since but Im sure she will appreciate the comment ;)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28,
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I like giving compliments where they're warranted
It gives me a happy :-)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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your kindness
brings tears to my dark brown eyes.
(actually they are more hazel with green rings but lets not spoil the moment ;))
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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(actually they are more hazel with green rings but lets not spoil the moment ;))
That's lovely
are you going to make it into a card for their anniversary?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13,
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v. nice
Your mam looks a lot like Gina Lollobrigida.
and before anyone asks. No, she was NOT a porn star.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16,
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and before anyone asks. No, she was NOT a porn star.
Is the Wacom any good?
And if so, which one is it?
Ooo, and how well does it integrate with photoshop?
And does it work well with kittens?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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Ooo, and how well does it integrate with photoshop?
And does it work well with kittens?
Its the Sapphire
and its only A6 which is about the size of a post card.
Its pretty ace when you get your head round it. But to be honest I may invest in an A5
sized one as I fancy a bit more movement. Intergrates rather well with photoshop.
Kittens were made for Wacoms ;)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25,
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Its pretty ace when you get your head round it. But to be honest I may invest in an A5
sized one as I fancy a bit more movement. Intergrates rather well with photoshop.
Kittens were made for Wacoms ;)
Sponge cock dice pants
I really don't have many resources in my office.
Sorry gang.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08,
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I really don't have many resources in my office.
Sorry gang.
it looks like blokey
whatsisface the scottish comedian
*edit - Frankie Boyle img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/ed06/frankieboyle1new_175x125.jpg
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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*edit - Frankie Boyle img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/ed06/frankieboyle1new_175x125.jpg
oh you fucking bastard
I'm feeling all funny now. Don't mind fur, can't stand sponge or pummice
*shudder*
Worst thing that happened to me in the pub was when the barstaff realised my phobia of sponges. I was chased down and had sponges rubbed all over me. I was left sat in a corner shaking for about half an hour.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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*shudder*
Worst thing that happened to me in the pub was when the barstaff realised my phobia of sponges. I was chased down and had sponges rubbed all over me. I was left sat in a corner shaking for about half an hour.
Dry sponges?
On your stubble? There would be nothing short of murder committed if anyone did that to me.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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moderately dry
but anywhere at all. Any contact with my skin and I freak out.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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The worst possible place for me
would be where my gums meet my teeth. With the sponge soaking up any saliva I produce therefore making it squeak as it went back and forth.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24,
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badly
new office, open plan overlooked by bosses
new job, very fucking shit
new guitar tuner that hasn't arrived yet
plus other stuff
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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new job, very fucking shit
new guitar tuner that hasn't arrived yet
plus other stuff
Bah.
I bought some red guitar strings the other day.
They're going to look ace on my black King V =D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18,
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They're going to look ace on my black King V =D
It's not too seamy
birds with plumage that changes colour below the neck are hard to blend without looking seamy, they have natural seams!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07,
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You're very kind
It gets to the stage that when you've spent so long on something you still post it even though it hasn't worked out as you imagined :(
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:09,
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Obscure Monkey quotes?
My favourite:
There were actually swear words in the show:
The most famous line in all of Monkey:
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00,
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There were actually swear words in the show:
The most famous line in all of Monkey:
Visually it's really good
The music wasn't to my taste really, but then I'm not very open-minded when it comes to music.
Animation and acrobatics and the fighting scenes were excellent but the story takes a while to get going.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:06,
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Animation and acrobatics and the fighting scenes were excellent but the story takes a while to get going.
Philistine!
I saw Monkey in Manc on Sunday, saw the BBC Doc last night, It's Jaw Droppingly Amazing! I've never seen or heard ANYTHING like it! Hewlett's Design & Albarn's music work perfectly, go see it in Paris next month!!! :D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53,
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did anyone see, Monkey Journey to the West
on BBC 1 last night
very cool
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:04,
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very cool
you'll be telling me you don't remember the transexual bad guy in Battle of the Planets next
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07,
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I'm serious
"The main villain, known as Zoltar in BotP, had an unusual background due to the hermaphroditic nature of the original Berg Katse character. In an episode where Katse's female half was featured (BotP title: "The Galaxy Girls"), "she" was introduced as a separate character, Zoltar's sister, for BotP. (A hint of "her" actual nature was retained in the name "she" used when masquerading as a human, "Mala Latroz"—an anagram of "Zoltar.")"
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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wasn't transexual
was actually a woman
it's just western audiences would be "confused" or something apparently
and it was heavily sanitised for us simple folk too
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11,
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it's just western audiences would be "confused" or something apparently
and it was heavily sanitised for us simple folk too
Tripitaka you poofter!
The local pub cartoonist has a monkey mask he found at the opp shop and regularly puts the line "Tripitaka! You poofter!" in his comic strip that is published in a street press magazine in Melbourne each week. Photo of said cartoonist with a monkey mask here:
photos.timchuma.com/GPBMCDLaunch160607/photo29.html
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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photos.timchuma.com/GPBMCDLaunch160607/photo29.html
:D
and has everyone heard the George Bush Brazilian soldier joke?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56,
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and has everyone heard the George Bush Brazilian soldier joke?
Heh, I nearly spoilt the punchline but I realised my error and edited =)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59,
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Is that the one about the Brazilian soldiers who get killed?
No, I haven't heard it :p
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57,
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we were neck and neck on 43 for the last year and a half
this one has just pushed us in to the lead
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00,
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OH NO! They've just put a new one up!
How stupid do I feel now?!
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