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# i think they are exploiting the situation now
prob been done but i've not been on here for a couple of weeks
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 50p for 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# bargain!
put me down for 2
i might edit that in, if you don't mind
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *grabs snorkle*
i'm there!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Not too long son, I only used cheap varnish on you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# dammit!!
i'm too bouyant!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Do you want me to sit on your back?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# i want to dive not be squashed!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *smiles bravely*
*goes off to be on own for a while*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ummm
made ages ago to help someone who's toolbar had inexplicably disappeared never to return.



I've been waiting for an excuse to post this here for 8 months. Hardly worth it was it?
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# no
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ^this
... still... the internet forgives you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# What kind of person looks at Excel and pr0n on the same computer?
=)


EDIT: *awaits flurry of answers, none of which I'd thought of*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *Closes Excel*
not me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# a
horny accountant?
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# People who work from home, duh!
*spangs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# the best kind!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *shuffles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Is that a euphemism for fwapping?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I can't help it...It's all those sexy projected fiscal extrapolations
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Haha, that explains it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The kind
who likes sexy spreadsheets

*spreads sheets*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Ahem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Cor!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hmm populate my cells baby
:)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *monocle pops out*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *pops it back in*
oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# can you boost the contrast?
they're a bit hard to read
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# can i just say
start - excel - porn - word - static- msn

and save myself the bother?
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# yep
Woo! Nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I should warn you

I have 100 of these, from a uni project... www.paulmccarthy.org.uk
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Now zis oi loiks.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
#
anyone?
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I love LEGO me!

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
cue links to lego porn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I've been considering some as a compo entry.
I just can't be arsed to go up into the loft.
(Woody999, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Do it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# No good...
They only have one working orifice and that's in the top of their heads
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# is this after the AA merged with SAGA
Have the RAC merged with LEGO?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# If they have,
then I coulddo with the X-wing I made years ago fixing.
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# dirty
perv!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# They all wear masks, too...


PS - I found this lovely if a little NSFW page when cruising for surgeons. For the record; I like a modest shelf, I does.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# we need more bookshelves
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *books*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *shelves*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# All I can say is
Judging by how good they were at committing acts of terrorism I'm really pleased I had my Op after they were caught
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
What an intriguing site.

Did you do the London Underground song?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I made the video
The original video, not the shit copy or the ripped-off mirror or one of a thousand YouTube clips featuring some spotty teenager lip-synching (poorly) in their bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# some little twat played that, loudly, for 20 minutes on the bus once.
until i unleashed the psycho that is.
then he turned it off.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Wow, you keep a psycho on a leash?
Can I see him? Can I stroke him? What does he eat?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I think Manic did an animation for it
but he didn't do the music

it will be on his site bloggerheads.com

here is a better explanation :
www.b3ta.com/board/7372130
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# actually
I keep it over here:
www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks all for the clarification
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# i need new buttocks.
mine have turned into a giant pressure sore from sitting b3taering all day...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I will try to use the word infragluteal more often
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Robert Crumb was a sucker for a good shelf.

as well as jewish princesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# you can't get a better bit o' buttock on your bed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# excellent
and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# do mine
have to a lovely feminine curve? 'cause they look like two mailbags hanging on a hook.
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *holds*
*lifts*
*separates*

Oh, I do BEG your pardon...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
.... pardon...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
... pardon... ... pardon...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Lava lamp-tastic!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ahoy!
*high-fives*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Dave! It's Dave!
Look everyone, it's Dave!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# But is it the real Dave...or the pretend Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Has there been a pretend Dave?
Accept no imitations!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *knocks hat off Dave's head*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# it's a sign of playful affection
*scamps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# There have been the occasional "pretend" Dave in the past if I recall
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Dave's like Dr. Who
if you kill him he regenerates poorly written and full of plot holes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Office lol!
And assisted by a fatuous untalented bint
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *points*

*winks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# 'noon you!
you missed the milestone
(thankfully)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Nope!
just seen it . . .

*eats lunch . . . for the second time*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha, you and the rest of /board
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I liked it
I was extremely aroused!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
ou


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# EXTREME!
*finger shapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *books eye test for IVV*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Milestone? MILESTONE?
Damn me going out for lunch...

*edit* - Crivens!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# yes, down there a few posts...
but really, if you've just had your lunch, I wouldn't....

EDIT: *told ya* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# 'noongles
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *dives from a more respectable height*
*GLOMPS!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hope you didn't hurt your arm this time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# eh? arm? hurt?
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# 'lo uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
uncle......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *huggles*
sorry neph!

Havin' a Braw! Thursday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# i am now!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Yo!
*down belows*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# DAMN!
you're too quick for me . . .

*looks at post time*

*rubs cobwebs off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'd say so..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'd say ro
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# alright then
it's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I love that.
I may make a bluetack grin and stick it to my monitor.

However I may not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# arf
do it


that will look cool on a spreadsheet

*edit* how do we post compo entries if our computers are switched off?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# No I meant for the little green dude!
Pfft, silly freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Do it!
Then take a picture of it and post it as a compo entry ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I'm working on mine at the moment.
So far it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I spent about an hour on mine last night
There was a lot of swearing, and I haven't even got to the animating it stage yet.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# you're animating it?!
You beat me already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Popping my animation cherry
I may give up and put it in frames, but it'll lose the effect.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Look! A friend is arriving!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# just dropping in, like
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Bleurgh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Yay for giant green bogies

Oh I have so missed saying things like that I promise I will never leave again
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'm coming down
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I've so missed attractive females saying this sort of thing to me
:)

I am right in assuming you mean the Brum Bash
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# No, I didn't even know there was a Brum bash
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# You mean Bath
more pampering at the Spa is it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# When are you organising a Bath bash then?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I might when I can walk further than 10 yards
and it stops bloody raining
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I'm coming down!
...oh

You said attractive... *shuffles off to Kwik Fit*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Blimey what a lovely day this is turning out to be
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Oi you!
*remonstrates*

*points out lulliness*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *helps*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# "Bob", but I wish everyone would stop:
Plucking eyebrows
Bleaching moustaches
Doing Painful Things to pubes
and:
Doing Boring Things To Try To Lose Weight.

Everyone stop shaving your legs, too. It's stupid.

/hippie rant
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Lovely
I still have your Yeti knocking about somewhere.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's the fella!
:)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# argh!
The Terror!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# How can two little black spots
Give a little green blob so much expression?

*jealouses*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *puff pant*
i'm back!!
bastards asking for stupid thing the 'tards already have!!
Woo to the pic!
thought i'd sneezed for a mo!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# This is lovely
and also very nice.

Hello prodge *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# 'ello sausage :)
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *licks it*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *all seeing eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# completely un-photoshopped......
and occurred during a sneaky game at work


"MSN Games In UK Terror Prediction Shocker" ?
Click for bigger (93KB)
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# What the bastard game is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# it's minesweeper flags
on MSN messenger
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# The only internet game you need is poker.
Lovely lovely poker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Here Here!
2 and a 7? All in!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Fuck that!
J3's my favourite pocket to have. Well, apart from pockets aces and kings of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# J3?
Are you MAD? 7s are where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ...in the rear.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Minesweeper flags
On MSN
(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# jinx!
does that work on messageboards?
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# looks like it does
haven't seen anything from Pesky Eskimo for the past 20 minutes......
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Woo
You said my name!
(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# were you really waiting for someone (ie: me) to say your name then?
that's impressive
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# You've said his name now though,
so he should be able to speak again.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# damn........
at least we know it works now


should be put to use by people on the QOTA who simultaneously try to nab the first post
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Quick
Tell the whole damn Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# um
what?

ps; the evil "I love horses they're my friends" advert is now in my head
(barrythief, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
#

Next Week: Origin of The Denizens.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Lunch in T-1 minute
I'm just eating mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *curses you with pox*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# jacket potato with chicken curry
which I had to reheat cos I was in a meeting that ran on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Ha!
The jokes on them, I'm having my lunch now.




OH! LAUNCH! Boy is my face red.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *shakes*
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I'd love a library.
With a cuddly orangutan under the desk.

Edit- *has scrolled down, hidden cowjam's post and then come back up* Jeez louise, I'd love to be unemployed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# ook
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ook!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *flings something sticky*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# and plenty of secret doors that look like bookshelves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# That you have to do a complicated snuffling noise to open.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Er. Why? I don't think I can do complicated snuffling noises.
I'll stick with the old 'book lever' approach, ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# SNUFFLES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Next Week?
.. that's like .. ages.
from now.

But it is very woo!

EDIT : This secret library, maybe they have found pip's secret files.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Yay!
Hurrah for JollyJack, and all who sail in him.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Those books must have taken ages!
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# They did.
And now my thumbs are bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# draw Helga (or Nurse Sally)
taking care of your bleeding thumbs.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# BOOKS!?!?
BOOKS!?!?
if i wanted to see books i'd go to the library!!
where's the tits and tentacles!?

:D ha ha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Oooooooh
Will there be all sorts of exciting decoding nonsense with very short chapters now?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Roddy or not?
This is my perception of Rod Stewart


Click for bigger (84KB)
(Jamesy, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Urk!
To me, he looks less mongy here than in real life.

His face looks like it's been carved out of a block of leather.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ...
haha, thats absolutely quality!
(Jamesy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# And from the back...

hope it's not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Haha!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# had to
make my cliche contribution at some point. Striking red hanky there almost reminds me of Schindlers list for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# brilliantly done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# This is well magic
Wooarama!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# This is
much woo-worthy
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# This rocks!
unlike their diana concert performance. oooof.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I've been away...



...so sorry if it's beendun already
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# That took me far too long
Nice! Have a click!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I chortled
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# That took me a few seconds...
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# lol nice
thats not his towel in the backpack....shooot!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I think I love you
*smoosh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Gosh!
*enjoys*
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The Scissors are getting Hungry




(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Don't forget the needle & thread
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Cor, that's a very impressive hat =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ta
But my hats get more plaudits than my posts
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Well to be honest the post itself kind of made me squint and cross my legs...
...and not in a good way.

It's a rather woosome piece of work though, so don't be disheartened.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Now do the "after" pic.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I got into enough trouble getting my arse out
I'm not showing my cock as well
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Where's Gillespie gone?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Feed me.
This is woo.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Haha, aceness =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# This isn't getting enough replies, and it's ace!
and it's ace!great stuff have a Lt. Morph...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Make it dough!!!!!!!!!!
Noon sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# 'noon squire
good to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm sure the same thing happened to the Very Small Creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# They were dusted with sugar and made into American Hard Gums =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I always knew
Hart had a touch of the Dennis Nilsen's about him.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I think
they buy their shirts from the same tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Now showing on S4C Gold
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# also showing: Look You Back in Bangor
Evans can wait
The Eagle Has Llandudno
The Good, The Bad & Llanelli
An American in Powys
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# You ISIHAC whore :P
In other news: Well, due to the current front page I've updated my shortcut to come directly here.. hiding the post didn't help unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Does putting the user on ignore hide their post on the fp?
And hello Dixie.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I am contemplating whether to post my pinocchio response.
In protest of course.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Before lying or after?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Before you do, send it over to me to check for quality
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# tests:
"Tell a lie"
"Tell the truth"
"Tell a lie"
"Tell the truth"
"Tell a lie"
"Tell the truth"
"Tell a lie"
"Tell the truth"
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# OH! Congrats by the way!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# cheers fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hey loveliness :)
Not tried that..

edit: ignoring him doesn't work either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I just tried that
Ignoring doesn't work on the popular page either.

It does on the calendar but that is not much help in our current predicament.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I know, I'm a Humph whore and proud!
'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oi! That's my job!
Wotcher Archie :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# 'noon m'lovely!
hope you're well!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *checks*
Bloody hell! I hardly ever look at the front page anyway, but O_O!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I rhyly didn't want to know that :)
Hows it going mate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Have you read...
...the Aberystwyth series of books, by Malcolm Pryce?

Hard-boiled noir detective fiction, set in the aforementioned Welsh coastal town. Rather amusing, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# The next leek could be the leek home!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# 'ning!
*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Oooh hello
:)

*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Heh!
*taffs*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# "Saam!...SAAAAAAAM...Sam, ya gotta get outta there!..."
I watched every episode..cue, feem toon..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# woo yay!



(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# COR!
'grats Archie! *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# thanks m'lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
congratulations... Mrs GTA is a lucky woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# have you seen how she walks?
it's like she's got rickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Adam?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# but the big smile on her face everywhere she goes
like she's won life's lottery or something... it makes me sick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# that not a smile
it's a grimace of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# that makes me feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# it's a curse...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# image not to scale

invalid width property.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# should be 280 for the FP eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# don't be silly
no one would be stupid enough to front page a picture of a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ah, but that's where you're wrong
you see there's a picture of a co... oh i see what you've done there
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Remind me never to commission you to do the extension : )

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I thought mine worked out quite nicely...
As you can see
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# did you have the one where they use the cadavers skin to beef up the width?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# no, just a straight injection of spam
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hence the term Spam Javelin
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# wasn't he a 1930's jazz trumpeter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No you're mixing him up with Louis "Pork Sword" Lips
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# your second cock is tiny!
well done
(pdjpdj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Kneetapper!
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Christy!
You could impale yourself on that.

'Grats Archie
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# cheers m'lovely!
it's a blessing, and a curse
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Like when
your prepuce gets entangled in your shoelaces?
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I've won three legged races on my own...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# So,
you're only five inches tall?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# arf
*gets ruler out to check*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# exactly!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# by eck!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# they don't make 'em like that anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Scale?
Great. Your cock is about an inch long.

(Obviously compensating with FPs...)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# FPs - the B3ta equivalent of a Porsche!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i stopped getting FP's years ago
and my love life has never been better.

Mr.T, Vallhalla.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I did wonder
why i've never had an FP.


*swings it from foot to foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha
made your day now, hasn't it :) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
congrats mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# thanks fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# congratulations
but you stole my next post celebration idea
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# you'll just have to get nekkid then.
you'll run out of ideas one day and you'll have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I did say once that I would for 10,000
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# thanks m'lovely
and sorry!

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!!
i'm looking at your nob, turning you gay
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *invokes masonic 'anti-turning gay' handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/7371618
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# We all die at the end
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Arf have some cake to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hooray!
We could celebrate, but it's because of people like you that tinkerbell is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# "Very funny, Mr Daniels.
Now the other pocket..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# i like this
but not a lot

/standard Daniels response
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I don't like it a lot
/Daniel's standard response
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I see: a DSR
as opposed to the SDR of ^The King of Hats
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *chortle*
vere güd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# what have you done with Freebies!??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# he's still high on
local anesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# like it
but every good magician hides the cocaine-filled condoms inside his lovely assistant.
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# That chicken is looking
mighty fucking suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff!
2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# OFF OFF OFF GET 'EM OFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# easy tiger...
1
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Cor, don't they look young in that photo?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pfft
nicely

TJ: A plea to the MODs - For fuck sake can you link the NSFW FP picture!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# very funny mister daniels.
*pulls on elbow length rubber glove*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Thats
magic!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 144... ...145... ...146... ...147... ...148... ...149... ...150.

right Ms McGee, is that the last of the ping pong balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Yes!
I fucking hate magicians.



But Wizards are wizard.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Turbanator


Click for bigger (378KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah, a new thread would work
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# gggrrr
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# sorry
I'm a bit confused today :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I don't know why
but I find Bin Ladens normal appearance almost always funnier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# he needs to make an effort really
dress up like Death with a scary skull mask and a scythe? Or perhaps Dolph Lundgren in Rocky 4 or something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Burberry Turban
and stone washed denim jackets FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I used to work with someone
nicknamed "The Laminator", because, well... he used to laminate things a lot.

Christ, that was an exciting place to work.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I wonder what would happen
if one tried to laminate their penis.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# squashed and burned?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# it would probably be FP'd?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# -makes mental note-
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# probably look like the B3ta front page :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *wipes off semi mind wee*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I laminated an Oxo Cube once
it was beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Well, you wouldn't need any condoms for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I would like to have a go
with the large plastic vac former a mate has.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# They would die of not being able to wee
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Not if they
cut off their winky first, then weed through the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# That reply
renders the 'not being able to pee' argument nullo and void.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yes.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Is the odd spelling of Bin Laden deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# well i'm the type of guy
that is alwaaaays
on the run
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Dance Osama, Dance!
Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Christ.
Is it 2001 again.
(Woody999, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

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