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# Tom's been fishing



Press ESC to see how big the fish was.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# aaahhhhhahhhahhah!
 
SWEET
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# he's flipping me some weird gang signs!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck.
Why on earth would anyone want to be around in the dayshift.

All the gold happens at night.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# SOMEONE HAS TO PANDER CAPTAIN WOW
SOMEONE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Where's satsuma when you need him
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Learning Mandarin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck I just realise you could totally do some hardcore gay* fruit sex.

*removed due to tautonym
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Oh you're witty.
Remind me: I owe Jeru, one stab to the pancreas.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# You couldn't stab the air!
You in your prissy smoking jacket.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I want a paisley dressing gown/smoking jacket.
In fact, I've been thinking about this a lot over the last few days, and less than an hour ago I also had the thought again. I may pop into a charity shop around Leeds and see if someone was foolish enough to give one away.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# quick, someone in the UK put on Freeview 19 (Dave during the day)
and tell me that "woman" is not a post-op transexual...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Richard Hammond?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# its turned into "Party People TV"
utter shite, but i can't quite reach the remote control.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I'm not touching the TV remote.
It will lure me in with false promises of intelligent programming, only to throw infomercials and "comedy" at me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Fuck, that empty red screen is such a drag hag.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# quick framegrab

the face is wrong and it looks like a wig.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# JERU PATENTED AROUSAL METER DECLARES: WOMAN IN SHIT WIG
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# higher or lower than the mull of kintyre?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# YEP. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GENUINE CERTIFIED BUTTPROSTITUTE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:19, archived)
# You have a woman's legs, my lord!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# hahahaha
ah, the memories
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)
# you ... are ... feeling ... sleepy ....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)
# not very big :C
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# "So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder? "
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i hope he gets a few dozen more children in his possession and he fucks them all.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)
# he's using the trees
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:04, archived)
# if it bleeds.....
its too old for GG.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:05, archived)
# so there will be some justification for the attention he's getting.
as it is, he's just a man with an attraction to younger people who may be legally underage in many places but who are, for the most part, in puberty or beyond.

do i want to have sex with people who are 14 years old? no, but i was having sex with older men at 14 and fully aware of what i was doing. labelling intergenerational sex as a one-way power dynamic that is always exploitation is stupid, facile and allows moronic busybodies with too much time on their hands to interfere in our lives in ways that are pernicious and more immoral than the odd child-fucking.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)
# "who are, for the most part, in puberty or beyond."

for the most part!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# actually, i should not have said that.
the 14 year old he allegedly had sex with was years ago, and he was acquitted of all charges. the childporn conviction reported no ages regarding his 'victims'.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Well he has obviously done nothing wrong then...
Lets release him, in fact I want him to babysit my child.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)
# you do realise what 'acquitted' means, right?
whether you let him babysit is your business - i only have issue with screeching to the media in a panic about a 'crime' that involves pictures (or drawings, for crying out loud) of people. has he harmed a person?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# see the story about the bloke being done
for writing a story about killing girls aloud and dismembering their corpses?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# i see stories like that far too often.
right now i'm committing a thoughtcrime. quick, pointless camel, phone a policeman/priest!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Why the fuck does how often you see them have anything to do with it?
You seem to be a very confused person, and defend your morally weak argument by judging me. Look i can do it too postbear! Are you a Sun reader, did your starsign tell you to condone child porn?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# morally weak?
you're claiming that owning a picture ought to be a crime. please grow up.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# i think what he means is the way the picture was put into existance.
children being tortured and forced into fuck pics.

other than this i have agreed with all your points.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)
# i asked him/her about that twice already, with no reply.
that's one example of child porn. it could be a drawing, or a photoshop or a kid in the bath pic - we don't know, but they're all childporn in certain eyes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)
# i think a drawing or photoshop isn't so bad myself.
as long as no one is harmed i don't care what they do.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)
# so if you found 4000 drawings/pics whatever of naked kids
on a friends computer, you woudln't think twice.
He must just like downloading stuff...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# i have about 250 000 pics of people on disc.
many are nudes, some of them are children. some are of people i know, and some are of strangers. i also have about 100 000 pics of plants and landscapes. should the tabloids be scaring people that i'm about to come to their yards and fuck their trees?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I never said that,
I'm saying that owning '4000' pictures of child pornography is worth investigation. What the shit does 'grow up' mean anyway, really? We are not in a school playground.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# grow up means just that - grow up.
you made a lame joke and i made an absurd wish in response. when asked about it by another poster, i replied, explaining my dissatisfaction with a public witch hunt. knowing exactly NOTHING about the actual ages of his victims, you've proceded to take the stance of a deeply offended person for no perceptible reason.

further, you've carefully avoided questions about the nature of the pics that he had, when that is entirely pertinent to the fact of whether or not he's any sort of sex criminal in ACT and not merely FANTASY.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Well thanks for clearing that up, we can all go and 'grow up'......?
Here are your pertinent facts that I have not 'carefully' avoided:
1999 Glitter arrested with 4000 pics of child pornography (with definition, as it looks like you need to have it spelt out for you.)

Again: In late 2005, Gary Glitter was arrested and charged with molesting two under-aged girls, aged 10 and 11.

Sounds to me like you are the one living in a fantasy world.

edit: more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:24, archived)
# oh good grief.
arrested, charged and not prosecuted = innocent, not guilty. got it?

and a wikipedia definition has no meaning under the law of any country - the laws vary, too, from place to place and over time. what is legal where you are may be illegal here, and vice versa. to add hilarity to this, the very first sentence of the wiki article begins "Child pornography refers to material depicting children being in a state of undress..." which only supports my question - what is the nature of the pics he had? Were they just naked pics or drawings or silly-ass photoshops, or were they actually porn pics featuring underage kids?

we don't know! further, in my mind (and in the minds of many people, some of whom are posting here and some of whom are on the forefront of this legal issue), possessing pictures of illicit acts should not necessarily be a crime.

please don't try people by their wikipedia articles. it's just not... sane.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)
# OH SHIT
 
I COULD BE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# So your are essentially saying it is OK to look at child porn?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# i don't care what porn people look at.
are you saying it should be illegal to look at a drawing of a child or a nude baby pic? or only illegal if it gets you sexually excited?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I think the idea is that pornography with children in is illegal to own, as it funds/endorses the creation and systematic sexual abuse of children.
That seems fairly logical to me, in the same way snuff porn and such would be illegal.

Though they do seem fairly content in pushing through with this stupid new law which would essentially cover everything from those ridiculous pictures they did in Brass Eye, to lolicon type hentai.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# i can think of about two thousand pics i've seen on b3ta that would be covered, too.
we're in a place where it's not easy to draw a line, and, unfortunately, the people eager to draw that line tend to be people i don't want making any decisions for me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I fail to see the difference between manipulated and drawn images, and using your own imagination.
Other than the fact that it's a tangiable thing, but ultimately it's still the same old thought policeism.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)
# exactly. crimes are things we do, not things we think about.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I can see what you are getting at but I'm talking more about the specifics of Glitters case...
"Glitter was arrested and charged with molesting two under-aged girls, aged 10 and 11."
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# prosecutors dropped the charges due to lack of evidence.
so, he had some 'porn', the nature of which is unknown to us.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:20, archived)
# postbear is talking about kiddy porn and pointlesscamel is talking about molestation. these are two different subjects.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i'm talking with my mouth and p.c. is using... another orifice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Personal insults again...yawn.
Way to go postbear! Now go back and re-think your position on the whole awful subject.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# at fourteen, I was still very much a child.
 
at sixteen I thought I was an adult.. I wasn't
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# we all mature differently.
i just get chafed when 'sex crimes' are bandied about, for two main reasons:

1. nonsense ones (regarding consensual intergenerational sex and other 'crimes') distract from real sex crimes, and

2. the wingnuts most up in arms about them tend to be puritanical freaks who'll only be happy when only monogamous sex between legally married opposite-gender religious people is allowed.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# couldn't agree more!
 
also - those same wingnuts are the ones raping their own children, nightly
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# They're the kind of middle class white people who get up in arms at potentially racist remarks.
OH MY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, SOMEONE MIGHT BE OFFENDED.

Well, how about this. WE LET THE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE OFFENDED TELL US IF IT'S OFFENSIVE SINCE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING VIEWPOINT, YOU SPANNER.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)
# also, glitter was given to the catholics at age 10.
oh, i'd comment but it's just too easy.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I couldn't disagree more.
"In 1999, Glitter was convicted of downloading four thousand images of child pornography."

wingnuts..

you deluded people.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)
# i'd love to know who the victims of this crime are.
what ages were the people in the images? were they photographs or drawings? were they pics of naked kids that i could easily find on flickr or pbase or yahoo galleries or photobucket or imageshack, etc?

we don't know the facts at all, and that makes your comment absurd. you're probably afraid of ghosts, too.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Oh and so now you are generalising about me,
AND passing off child porn as a 'mild case' or so it seems.

Having 4000 pictures of naked kids on your laptop is not right, whatever the fucking media they are made with.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# you don't know what those pics featured any more than i do.
again: were they drawings? pics of naked kids put up on the internet by moms and dads who think they're cute? actual splayed baby-genitals being licked by adults? we don't know, but they're all illegal in certain places.

by your account it's not right. others disagree, and still others are more worried about the police and government having the right to poke into your computer or desk drawer to see if what gets you off is something that others frown upon.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# you know simulated child porno images are actually illegal in the us and a few other countries.
maybe yours?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)
# yes, i do know that. it bothers me, too.
what constitutes porn? it's so bloody subjective that people have been arrested for having snapshots of their own kids in the bath. further, it sparks a chilling effect, and can be used to harass artist and people on the sexual fringe who are not victimising children.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)
# well, all the people I know who were repeatedly raped as children, that was by family members.
 
MANY OF THEM ARE RELIGIOUS, GODDAMNIT
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# now I feel like anybody under twenty-five is too young for me.
 
: (
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Oh rats :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# to every rule, an exception.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I'll just draw wrinkles on in biro and pretend.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Wise advice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# hell, most of my graduate students are in their early twenties.
 
and some of them are taaaassssty
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:29, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i was thinking about taking a uni course this winter, and there were some campus-goers who caught my eye. it was disturbing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# last year around this time i was asked out on a date by a guy.
he was coy about his age - turned out to be 29. that's not too bad, but i felt like a cradle-robber.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# You're one of the most cynical and eloquent people I know.
And I fucking love that in people.

Sometimes, I get a bit of a chub.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# heh, those are kind words.
creepy ones, but kind.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)
# The chub bit may have been a lie, but I love the way discussions in the gayshift are composed.
POSTBEAR 4 PRESIDUNT.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# ick, that's a nasty wish.
i'd hate it and do a terrible job. i'd like to be pope, though. can you arrange that?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'll see what I can do.
If morons claim they can see a code in the Bible, I'm sure I can convince them that it says somewhere that you should be pope. They're probably gullible and deluded enough to just believe it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)
# "they" and "them".
so vague Mr Pineapple, so very vague.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# The morons.
That pretty much means anyone but me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# humans are a stupid species.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Um...
Photobucket
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I'd probably comment on this but I'm too busy wetting my knickers with anger about something I didn't like on television
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)
# yeah, Street Cred Sudoku winds me up too
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# EVERYTIME I SWITCH ON THE RADIOGRAM MY BLOOD PRESSURE GOES UP
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It's the adverts that do it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:11, archived)
# that, and the utter shite on offer.
 
although over here we have started new(ish) series of the Sarah Silverman show and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, two shows I do particularly enjoy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# blender + photoshop tutorials + gratuitous lens flare - talent =
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ...add music...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# previously on doctor who...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I do hope he's about to shoot her in the back of the head
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i hated her at first
then i noticed what massive norks she has.

edit: img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/ctateDM2005_468x577.jpg
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# good lord
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# yes, yes, norks.
 
the face, however, still makes me want to projectile vomit.
not to mention her voice
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ok, you make 2 good points there.
also, she's a ginger.

but again i refer to exhibits A and B: the norks.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# YEAH BABY, YEAH
 

 
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)
# RULE 34 ON FREEBASE GUY.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# SEXIFIED.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)
# that's not a hairdo, it's a hairdon't.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Oh good gracious.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# ...pigs....the final frontier...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Epic moments in deep space
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ooowwweeeoooo
wwaaaawwwwoooo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# = Doctor who fetching a pizza
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)
# yes, he's towing it using the Cardiff Rift, Mr. Smith, and K9
i hope theres no mushrooms or anchovies on it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# fucking hell
Mushrooms and pizza are natural bedfellows
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# not if you have a mushroom allergy
the hallucinations can be amusing, but the swelling up and breathing difficulties are a tad annoying.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# keep your perverted sex crimes to yourself.
gaz me some pics?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE COLOURING!
And making shite attempts to animate Mr Walrus' work.

CFB


Click for original image
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Nice scrolling
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i like it!...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# This is cool :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Subpixel rendering?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# thalidomide bukkake baby?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I just wanted to say....
Ben Wheatley, can you please explain how the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen in my fucking life managed to become a TV series please?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I really liked it
also, what's the name of the song in the dance mat along the street sketch, its been in my head, but I can't remember for the life of me who it is
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Yeah,
the music is good. Granted. But, fuck my old boots, the rest of it is just fucking awful. "I've got 'Shake' and I'm going to use it". Isn't comedy supposed to include comedy?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# It's Vampire Weekend
Lord if I know the title
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Finaly!
I'd heard it before and thought it was annoying, but then later decided that it was actually really good and couldn't remember who sang it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# argh!


Whilst I too failed to be impressed by it, at least I didn't waste a thread on it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Do you want me to put a picture
in my post?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# allow me...

...here is a picture.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Thanks!
Alan Carr is ace.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# its up to you
i just wanted to post the pic of the startled dude.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# hmm
I wouldn't say I was hugely impressed, but it's someone trying something a bit interesting on tv, I'd rather watch that than some flower program or last choir screeching.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i agree with you there
however, it seems that the most annoying creature in the world is actually one of the cunts i work with.
i did quite like the giant robot, but the dinosaur was just too obvious.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# It's complete shit.
Come on. Admit it. Just because loads of other stuff on TV at the mo is shit doesn't mean that this isn't does it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# its not a patch on Totally Viral, is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# No idea what that is mate
but I can't see it being any worse. I'm astounded at how shite it is. Sorry if this doesn't stack up with the general b3ta consensus but I'm just interested to see what everyone else thinks.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# totally viral...
half an hour of the best virals (mostly made by b3tans), narrated by Sir Donnie Sinden, titles by weebl.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# wow, is Sinden still alive?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Really?
What channel is it on, and when?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# uktv make it, its been on Dave recently
uktv.co.uk/dave/stepbystep/aid/595082

"Totally Viral is next on at 2.15am on Saturday 4th October on Dave"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Nice one : )
Thanks!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# yeah
Photobucket
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# ich liebe diese.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I don't know.
Have a go and report back to us.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ...*pant*...*pant*...*pant*...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Now look what you've gone and done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# ...puppy sez...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# cheap and nasty
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i sea
Ha. I made a joke
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# some girl who i went to school with has just got her first REAL job working for microsoft
£30,000 a year plus they pay half her rent on a flat in london for her...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# yeah, but every night a wild dog comes and eats her liver.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# price you pay, man, price you pay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *pays*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Doesn't a vulture peck it out?
But every morning it grows back?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# That's prometheus.
She's not him.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# not so many vultures in London, I'd have thought.
 
but basically it's Promethean, yeah
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# but her soul is broked FOREVER
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# could be worse she could be working for nike
/really wishes he could be truly anti-nike but loves hi-tops too much

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ms are apparently quite nice to work for
and they do seem to have left a lot of their more machiavellian ways behind them. i'd probably take a job if offered
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# and destroy them from within?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# every installation with hidden Fear
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# a thing of beauty:
www.google.co.uk/search?gbv=2&ndsp=21&hl=en&safe=off&q=julie%20moult&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

now that both the normal web search and the image search gets the message across, it must be time to get the precious news search to tell the story also
hmmm...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# There's a whale
in the Thames?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# oh alright
in case people hadn't checked in a few days to see how many pages through it'd penetrated? seems like it was mostly just be being behind then...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# it seems that my keyboard has a blocked nose
be? be???? i shall take my minor fail to bed now
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# That's
a neato what now right?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hell's Pigs
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# A badass biker at day.


A superhero at night.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Both of these a brilliant.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# pigz to da rescue...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# 100% awesome
yes
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# pfffffffft!
 
WOO
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# boarn to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Is he riding his hog?
Ahem
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# heavy metal thunder
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Meeeeean
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# A quick something for you all...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# love the shell ejection port
look like a dogs arse!
Woo Yeah and Fuck Hey!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# good lord
you should have posted this earlier in the day, then it would have got the woo yays it truly deserves

have one from me, this is bastard good work
woo yay!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# serge is quite right
sorry moogle.... woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# heh, nicely done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Wrap those bullets in plastic, will you?
Woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# i have been on hold for two hours
to telstra (australian BT) and i'm finally getting to speak to someone with a brain that can help and i see this. Thanks b3tans, life has its funny moments too.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# just been having a play
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Hahah
Fucking brilliant.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# thanks :)
i'm thinking i might do a diamond pete story maybe. working with that negative is fucking hard though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Ctrl+I.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thank god for you
dickhead



*licks*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *accepts*
You need to send me that photo of the girl that pretends to love you but is totally fucking into me, I lost it before I could do the drawing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Do it.
I'd read it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# This is indeed all of the win,
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *blushes coquettishly*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it;s almost Clyde Umney....
(closet Stephen King fan)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i'm reading the dark tower books at the moment.
have you read 'em?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Oh hell yes
I've read them all. The Gunlinger and The Drawing of the Three were excellent.

I even enjoyed Wizard and Glass


But after that, it went a bit pants. I've never known a series I was so waiting for, to disappoint me so much.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# oh don't say that.... i've just finished wizard and the glass
i want the end to be as good.


thing is i've always maintain king is a great storyteller but can't tell the ends of stories
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Dicks. Private dicks.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ...paper cars....
...interesting!...:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Chandler
FTW

gimme a bottle of ol tennis shoes........... or was that Steinbeck?

in any case W00!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Chandler was indeed awesome. i love hardboiled private eyes.
Lazlo Woobine is the best PI spoof that i've come across
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh yeah haha
Rankin plots melted my brains though.

The Bonzos song "Big shot" does it for me!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i love the insane plots :) i re-reading They Came And Ate Us at the moment
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# You're drooling on the seat, kid.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# DARLING, I'VE BEEN BEATEN UP AGAIN
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# reminds me of a game I had when I finally got a decent computer...
I forget the name of it now, but it was kind of a real-action point and click mystery, where you controlled a private dick in some sort of future post-WWIII city. Let me think...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# not the blade runner game?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# no
It was "Under a Killing Moon". Decent game and exciting as it was my first real film actiony type of game that I'd played. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_a_Killing_Moon
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ah that matches your description and was awesome
i need to download that now
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I don't remember James Earl Jones being in it!!!
*looks for downloads*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# For the C64? :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i like this character
there's a chap called pete at work, might start calling him diamond pete from now on
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# how lantern is his jaw? does he make aaron eckhart, bruce cambell and judge dredd look like members of the british upper classes?
if so he may very well already be called diamond pete
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# bless him, he does not (have a lantern-like jaw)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# he is empatically not Diamond Pete I'm afraid
in fact he looks like one of the winos outside Bill's store
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# closer to the truth
he does wear silly hats
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Pete.....
King of the Detectives!
/big black blog!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# fookin brilliant
but then who am i?
*click*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# better than every sue grafton novel, ever.
* -1 sp. "monologues" *
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# hello!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i love a good digital echo
how are you my good man?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# not bad, just doing some chores here while i b3ta. you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# buggeritt
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# no worries, but i thought i'd mention it in case you did decide to do a series of them.
although i am a bit of a pedant, typos are ko by me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YOU HEARD ME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, NAME OF BACHELOR JOHNNY COOL
OCCUPATION: BIGSHOT
 
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Name: Keanu Reeves
Occupation: Spunk Rocket
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I actually watched most of Constantine on the weekend.
 
the demonic shit was kinda cool but he is such an incredibly poor actor.
He's good in The Gift, but that's because he's playing an inbred
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# i only wanted to see it because i have a crush on tilda swinton.
but i don't think i can take the keanu.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# She was good.
 
not as good a Gabriel as Christopher Walken but a fine job nonetheless
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i think he's actually quite a good actor if you look at some of his indie stuff
but constantine is fucking dire
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# recommendations?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# thumbsucker would be my main one
you'd be rather suprised by it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hmmm.
 
I can't remember whether I've seen that.. usually too damn high when I'm watching movies.
I do like Vincent d'Onofrio.
IT HAS TILDA IN IT TOO, POSTBEAR
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# winter's coming that's stay in and watch movie time.
*bookmarks*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Quite.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# this is the b-side of our single, sports fans, hope it makes you sick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30

I'm sure that wasn't in youtube last time I looked..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# OH, VIVIAN.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# WOAH.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# seems there's quite a bit of Do Not Adjust Your Set uploaded now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjHvVH87vUg

I wonder whether one may purchase this sort of thing on DVD
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# He's not wrong!
Monologues don't pay the bills. I should know. I'm a professional monologuer.
Especially if you can't spell monologue right.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# magnificent!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# fucking shit, fuck the fuck off you fucking waste of bandwidth
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# starring zero.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# who's zero?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# zero mo(u)stel, of course.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# aaaah
of course.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# my brane does these things all on its own, sorry.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# sick bastards
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# No piggies, sorry
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# pffffft
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ;)

Edit: woo to the main pic btw
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *spangs*
classic punnage, mister cakie
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Cheers
'twas my 2nd fp.
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I'll see your Scartface and raise you...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Does he work for the
(pcm)CIA?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# have a........
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# groovy
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# unpossibles.
davis caruso is far too talented to be... oh, i can't keep that nonsense up.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Haha you ass
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ha ha
Ouch.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Still love this :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Do you love your country son?
W00!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Show me your war face!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *snort*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Haha.
Nice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Good god, genuine real life lols there!
I didn't think those really existed!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# OINK!


Show me your piggies
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm scared to post my piggy because I've posted it so much recently that it's all baconed out, instead, have 3 dots.
...

:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Post a fucking pig you icon wielding fool!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I'll give you a motherfucking pig, you Trampoline Salesman you!
A picture of a pig made of balls
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Haha, I still love that pig
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# it is filled with curiously round bernard mathews style cutlets
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# WHERE ARE HIS SPHERE-EARS
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# THEY HAVE BEEN COMPELLED TO LEAVE DUE TO EROSION
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# SPHEARS, IF YOU WILL.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Is he fucking it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i'm glad i came
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Moody piggies :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# did you draw another pig?
I'm sure I made a piggy you drawed into an evil zombie
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# that's him!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# This thread is making me hungry....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# HANG ON, IT'LL BE BUT A MOMENT.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# MILK IT!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# that's a testiclepig, you freak.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# isn't everything, eventually
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# curse you and your 'logic'.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hah! yes! nothing can defeat my logic except more logic of a marginally more convoluted nature
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hey! nice dux!
*considers donating again as this icon set has some interesting options*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# heh
I like those!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Yay
Curmudgeons of pork.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# INCOMING!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# HOLY SHIT THEY CAN FLY!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# FLYPIG
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Did you do that just now?!?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# erm... YES!*
*may be lies
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ^____^
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *must join in pig tiem*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# four chimneys?
flying pig?

I make that Pinks all round

Ha-haaaa charade you are!

porcine aviator
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Have a cigar, boy.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# ...you're gonna go far....................................oops!..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This pig has BSE (pig form)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Porcine Spongiform Encephalopathy.

Pfft, Spong
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HOVERPIG
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
13 in House is hotter
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# poor dame edna's lost her specs again.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ma poog


Not got the shop on to crop it, rendered this out ages ago
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# he needs pigtexture
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i know,
followed a tut on modelling ages ago, so it was just the shape really.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That is fucking sweet!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# LOW POLY!
:D

damn, my need for bacon is rising :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# this^
But I have none, only chicken
and ham and pineapple pizza
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hmm, I have generic peperoni pizza
and iceland chicken tikka

I wonder if....

HMMMMMMMM

I think this will occur at some point in near future

epic bowel mover of a pizza it shall be
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I should really go to bed and no eat tho,
You want a chilli con carné pizza, they are awesome
Or one with pretty much just meat and jalepenios on it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yeah, can't lie down with a gut full of slurp
don't think it's all taht good to do that either
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# PIG!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ok

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# PORBALLY PIGTEIM.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
HAhAHA!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# oh grandma!
what big seams you've got!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i thought about making a proper pic of it.
then i thought "it'll take an hour or more to do it seamlessly, and the 'joke' just isn't worth my time".

end result: this probably got more laughs than a quality 'shop would. jokes better than technique, indeed.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# PIG --->
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# never play scrabble with a pig.
you get dirty, and the pig likes it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# :D
This is lovely!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# eeee :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# aw, fluff.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Am it still piggeh tiem?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Alas i possess no porcine imagery
but i did have bacon for lunch yesterday - does that count?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# meh
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I CAN AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT, AS MY MACBOOK DOESN'T HAVE AN i IN THE TITLE.
I wouldn't consider buying any of those products though, people are pretty much idiots for being lured to them when there are other (cheaper and better quality) choices.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# One's OK
But I know a chap who won't have anything unless it's Apple and shiny. And he is intolerably cuntish.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Does that include juice?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Yes, and Paul McCartney & Wings singles
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's just fucking moronic.
I bought a macbook because I heard it was better for audio editing/recording and graphics stuff. I don't know how this conclusion has been drawn, but I've not heard people reccommending PCs for these things over Macs, and apparently those are pretty much the only two things people reccommend Macs for, other than film editing.

I fucking hate the idea that when something craps out, you have to go to Apple and pay 5 times the amount the replacement part is worth. Especially since my charger seems to be crapping out (After a year, mind. Not that long.) and I might have to shell out 65 quid to get a new one. It's fucking outrageous.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# maybe you should stop knowing him
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't that a bit like getting unpregnant?
EDIT: No wait, I forgot about abortions. I mean, isn't it a bit like unknowing a fact?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You don't need a coat hanger of a flight of stairs to stop knowing someone.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# But if I know him, then even if I move to the other side of the world then
I'll still *know* him. I'll know that he is standing on the other side of the planet, being a titty.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# But they help.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i saw the main
problem with the iphone last week

some bloke was pissed off his skull and couldn't hit the right part of the screen to get it to do what he wanted
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This is true,
I have an ipod touch and an additional blurry hand for wanking with.

Also I made a picture waiting to be added to a new thread because it isn't worthy of a new one.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hey, I'm on there
bottom left. Yay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I just laughed so much I think I cracked a rib
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Not long now before "Julie Moult is an idiot"
pictures start appearing for real on image search and not just from b3ta signatures. Yay for the internets.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# am i just being dumb or is it a new thing for google to search the board?
seems like a good thing though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ...destroy all technology....now....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I can't afford any of that fancy iStuff
so I endorse this message
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# do you not mean
I approve this message?

that great american phrase that sounds so wrong, but is actually grammatically correct (not that endorse isn't, but it's not en vogue)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hooray for u-prefixed product names!
also, have a genuinely on-topic re-post.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
Champion!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I love this.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Surely that should be
"Whippets"?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# that's a tricky point
it was, originally, but then thought I'd never met anyone in Yorkshire who'd ever said the word...

Hmmm...

*strokes chin*

*removes hand from stranger's face*

*strokes own chin*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *is from Leeds*
"Whippets".

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# It's not really about people who actually say it,
it's all about sterotypes, I think. I love jokes that mock sterotypes because they are just that which is what makes them funny. Even if they are a bit racist sometimes. :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# the people have spoken


and I like it better now. thank you!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Winnah!
*clicks*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# ace :)
I hope I get a chance to drop this line into conversation at some point
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# iTenuous
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# this is still just as marvellous as ever
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Pearoast

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15603/1206395521/itouch3.jpg
/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i'm a pc person, but i've played on macs.
i quite like them - some cost issues, but when i've used systems set up by artists i quite like, they are wonderful machines. this holds true with pcs as well, but holy hell i like playing with macs.

if i'm ever wealthy (a relative term, i know). i'll certainly own a mac as well as a pc.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# All I know is that
- my Mac doesn't crash, no BSD, etc.
- my iPod is 3 years old and works.

Products that work as advertised without having to patch in virus stuff or reload the OS regularly, I can live just fine with that. If that makes me a cunt, well, then I'm a cunt.

*shrugs*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Seem to have touched a nerve there
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Today I have been matting prints for next weekend's show/sale:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That carpet needs a good hovering
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, I know,
it's a bit grim.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Get on it then woman!
:D

(and I mean the hovering)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# HOVERING WOMEN?
whatever next?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# COOKING AND IRONING!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# COKE-ING AND COPPER-ING, more like.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# yes, it's covered in matted prints
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It needs to float around a bit?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Hovering?
That would be fucking awesome.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've been eating curry,
farting and punking.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Punking?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You know,
with a guitar and some drums and shouting.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# And swearing at the Queen, I hope.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'm going to take a photo of bad carpet
:D

edit: CAAAAAARPET!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN ICON!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YES, COCKWEASLE DONTATED FOR ME AS I'M MONG POOR
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I thought cockweasle was well poor
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'd better dontate for him aswell
when I has brass razoos to rub together
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# you chose wisely
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# AWESOME.
Jessie donated for me because I'm poor.

Also because I'm like some sexy internet stud and ladies are just drawn to me and throw money at my feet.

Probably.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I wish sexy ladies were drawn to me like a stud and threw cash at me
instead, sexy ladies draw my likeness for the police and throw the contents of their cache of studs at me

:(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I was beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SELF SEXING JESUS ACTION
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# HOT STIGMATA AND THE PISSWRISTS
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# NEW TEMPORARY NECROPHILIA EDITION FOR THOSE HORNY FETISHISTS
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# "Temporary necrophillia" sounds suspiciously like Ultraporn to me...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# SEXY sex.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Perpetual necrophilia for the win.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# GOAT FUCKING FINGERNUNS!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You just go too far, don't you?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Moderation in everything, except excess.
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# PINK. PNIK. PENK. PIIINK. PIIIEENKKK.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yes, pink carpet is pink
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I claim it as my own. I shall call it Ttssalandttsrville.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# also
What the fuck, picture of carpet?

Green carpet is green.
And is a carpet.

FUCK! CARPET!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK YOUR CARPET RULES.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Can't understimate the carpet power
Also, there's a carpet shop 3 minutes from my home, I'm thinking about CARPET right now
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# FUCK YES, GO GO GADGET PINKCARPET.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I wonder what kind of adventures inert carpet will have today
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It's like a fluffy Mr. Benn.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'm trying to work a "carpet stiffy" joke into this reply
but I just can't do it :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ooh ace :D
Have you got the Thom one, too?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ...A GLUE STICK?...
...I HATE GLUE STICKS!...

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# They are delicious
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I love glue sticks
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta
:P
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 'Night!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# OH WOW THAT'S GREAT.
TELL ME EVERYTHING.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# RPS is shit.
Even on M.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# But she made all of those pictures too.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# So YOU say.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yes.
I just said it, and it was me who said it, so yes, I said it.
What's your point?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# 'made'.......
....is 'tracing'...'making'....???????????????....;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yes.
 
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# yes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I just thought that would make me look big and clever.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I do think that all these "you're only defending her because she's a girl"
things are a bit unfair, though.

I firmly believe that these people would stand up for ANY sexy children, regardless of whether they're male or female.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahah!
It's just because she's a good friend of mine, actually.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You want to touch her quim.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# 9ijm o90m lkp-on
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# She's not going to have sex with you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# If she did, that would be rape.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# More importantly, she's a GIRL
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Wow!
That's ace! It doesn't even look photoshopped! ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ME. SO I CAN LOOK AT ME.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# sweet!
 
all together like that they look great.
WOO
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# W
o
w
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# No REALLY.
That is so good. Well done. CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE EYES.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# how much will you pay me to take one of those home?
/jk. good luck, make gobs of cash and then send me some.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# HA-ha!
that looks like a whole lot of fun!
(im in a similar position - trying to make a soundboard for "In Bruges"
A whole lot of cutting out - enjoy!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...here mousey mousey...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# !
cat the pigeon
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
DO SOMETHING!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i can't animate....EVERYTHING!....
....i can't blow up.....EVERYTHING!....:(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# cooeow!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# QUA... dammit thats not a duck
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE (yes even you at the back)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'm a me at the back!
Night.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# goodnight...
...sweet dreams...

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# This is truly bizarre
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# crikey
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ha ha...
...purrrrfection!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# GO GO GADGET PIGEONCAT
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# it look bewildered
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# egg
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hell fuck.
Awesome.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yes!
And it gives me an excuse to use this in your honour:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# this will haunt my dreams.
night b3ta.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# GOODNIGHT ARRANGEDLETTERS!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Thats cocking awesome!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# EGG!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Greg rusedski?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# inspired by
who posted that? i liked greggs eggs :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *waves*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YAY!
EGG!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha I can't believe someone remembers the Greg Rusedski adventures
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# needs more EGG
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *adds EGG*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# thats more like it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :D
YES!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# right now, I am eating toats
it would be so much nicer if I had a nice egg on that toats
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# fucking awesome!
very good work :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this am woo
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# NICE :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hey it's an egg!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Thas nice!
Looks a bit like Domo Kun, will he go brown as he gets his adult fur?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# a young domo kun?!
i demand to see several pictures showing his youth and progress to his adult state
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# YOUR ON FIRE!
happy b3taday!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I thought it was supposed to be Domo kun
that's why I clicked it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# it is indeed a rare sighting
of a domo hatching
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# YAY!
Iz clevar I is! ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i approve of this
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Happy b3taday Miss :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Domo chick
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ...what to feed it?...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I like this very much.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Fuck yes.
There is nothing about this that isn't awesome.
Anyone who doesn't like this picture is a communist.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# wahoo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Whizzeedee!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :D
He's flyyyying!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# nicely done!
asl always :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Mice are just rats with wings.
Cool picture though!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# What?
You've seen a winged mouse???
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yep.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Die Fledermaus.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
what?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# this is luffly :)
i want to be flown by a birdy :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# what an epic adventure that leads ultimately to certain death they are having
:D

what fun!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you bought an icon!
and chose a good one aswell! ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# cockweasle dontaed for me
what a hero

:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# YAY DISCOMEATS ICONATION!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# THANKS BE TO COCKWEASLES AND THE POWER OF SNARN!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# WOO!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I did consider entering it into the current compo, as it's a mouse, but it seemed too much of a stretch,
but I guess it could be how you look at it, could hang gliding off a parrot count as a 'trap' just 'cos you might die?

probably not...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# More mice are lost this way every year
it's got a mouse in it, so it's no more tenuous than some entries

:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Well, there's now a lazer beam firing humming bird after him,
does that count!?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# OUTLET
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# HAMFISTED?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# HURRAY.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEE
HAA!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# ...Attention rat.......this is a No-Fly Zone...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Noooooo!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Nooooooo!
::(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# he should be fine
the ducks only firing popcorn.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# that's a hummingbird x-86...
...equipped with precision lasers........................................... that rat is dead meat!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha ha...
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# yowza!
you should sell this idea to a pet shop
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hey evr wanted 2 look after ur own pet lama?!?!?! wel now u can!!!
decaydecaydecay.getenjoyment.net/lovingllama.htm
What do you think?
Screenshot that is under 50kb:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# My llama was called Anusface
he died
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# NO SHIT
my llama was called Anusface as well
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# R.I.P
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Anusface is an anagram of "a fun case".
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# and would score 13 in scrabble
with no score or letter multipliers

that's why i chose the name
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# But this is a mistake.
Because it is now a proper noun, you can't use it in scrabble. You should have found occasion to use it as an adjective or noun!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
"and would score 13"

don't you think i know that ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Oh I see!
I thought you said would because you we thinking if it was used in scrabble. Hmm
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# A nother
N aughty
U quaium
S upervisor
F elt
A ny
C ods
E legance
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I still want a cat called F.A.T.D.O.G.
But it won't be an acronym for anything.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i want a dog called
fucker,
girder
or
bastard nails
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i want a dog called "go away"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# "go away come here"?
like it

or was that a hint for me to go away :'(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# no no
don't you go away
edit : my dog is called DOG :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# good name
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# to late
unintentional subtext has destroyed wha was left of his ego.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# 'tis true
:(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *applies toothpaste*
*polishes*
Tada!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I think:
Llama.
edit: I'm afraid this website doesn't work for me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Haha, I like the neglect button
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ...Stinky died...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Wonderful!!


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ace
wang it on /links
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I wasn't sure where to post it
but in the FAQ it says posts on the main board don't have to be pictures
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# edit a screencap to the post and you'll be fine :D
edit : although the FAQ says posting without an image is okay, its generally frowned upon by those with nothing better to do than pounce on those who make errors and give them internet wedgies
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# OK I will
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# do not delete the oringal post of people will get angry and poke you via the internet
edit : quick! reduce the filesize below 50kb before the filesize nazi's post 101 images to complain how big your image it :p
welcome to b3ta btw :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Stop saying "before the nazi's" to disguise your bitchin'.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm not shouting
i'm informing, there is no blame no pointing fingers / ignoring swearing involved, just simple advice which I think helps new people on b3ta rather than shouting at them
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah thanks.
I changed it now so it's ok.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :D
some kind of wonderful la la la
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# perfection
*CLICK* :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# you did well
on /links I would've missed it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# this ^
+ that ^^
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Haha fuck, that's awesome.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Doesnt work for me :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# have you tried poking it with a stick?
maybe you need to upgrade your stick?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I have firestick 3, with lots of stick updates
It cant be my stick
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# have you tried the microsoft stick?
just incase
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Internet sticksplorer doesnt work either :(
My sticks are broken
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Then your install of flash isn't happy. Try updating to a newer version.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# My sticks cant be arsed to install new sticks to firestick
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# apply petroleum and ignite into flambolous bonfire of sticks
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i think...
network timeout :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Fagbutt dickrush.
I killed my Llama.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I called my llama Cuntfingers.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# cunty mcfluff died
i murders him :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# For a start..
Hey ever wanted to look after your own pet lama?!?!?! well now you can!!!

Your spelling is fucking terrible! Now post a pic!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WHOW DAR U INSUIT MY SPELLINGS!!!1!!?!?!?!1?!12!?
ALSO AN ELIPSIPS HAS 3 DOTS NOT 2!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahah perfect pwning skills, sir! :D
*kudos*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# There is no such word as ELIPSIPS
it's Ellipsis.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# The word ellipsis doesn't have a capital letter in the middle of a sentence.
But "it's" should have one, and the title of your post needs a full stop. Hehehe...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I like you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i lik u 2!
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# us kidz lernt alot n skool...
...datz Y we rool da fewchur!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *exorcises*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# (actually...he's saying 'i don't care")...
...ha ha....:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# trying to get fit for the half marathon?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# lol'd out loud during dragons den
woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# OH, AND BTW - THIS IS AWESOME.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Despite Fisty Geoff dieing,
this is full of win. Have a massive click.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Cool!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# that's very silly
hurrah!

*kills some llamas*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Poor Fanny.
Dead, dead, dead.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

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