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# Mark Gnopfler
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "Sultans of SHRINK"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# You step inside but you don't see too many faces
Coming in from the edge, that's how the gnops goes down
Competition, Fraser graces



yadda yadda bored now

BACK TO WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Song Lyrics....Sultans Of Swing....(Dire Straits)...Lead Singer, Mark KNOPfler.
www.dire-straits.org/Lyrics_Sultans_of_swing.html
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Lyrics from 'Sultans of Swing'
if I'm not mistaken...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Spillage in the wasteline
Nothings gettin' done,
My mother is my father
And an Englishman's the hun
Capture me with filmic digtally-rendered fear
Its never what you thought you were
That hides your face 'round here
Domo is a bastard and the gnops is out of line
I'd only shop a kitten if I didn't have the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
www.gnops.org/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# paedo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Only last week...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Is he David Blunkett's
Seeing-eye brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# well, in that case
have a tenuously linked pea.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# You tenuoosly linked that last week too.
Noons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Well, it's quite tenuous.
You want to make something of it? Eh? Eh?

In other, less fevered, news: Noons, sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Errrrrrrr.
Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Are you home now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I wish.
Got roped into a conf call. :(

*Muttley-Like Muttering*

*cough*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# that's a top gnops right there
super work!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh......
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# One more for my baby
and one more for the road
Alcoholism
No more photos out me today!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Is this how babby is formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# yes...
...in chav land!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "Mammy Mammy, can I lick the bowl??"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "collect call for god..."
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's a question
Only you and my dog can answer!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 1 way ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Join the queue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# you're still hot
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *blush*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
it's funny because she's not going to be around for Halloween...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# not in the market for green bananas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# All your exhibits are mine
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# but where iz the laser?~!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# KRAKOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Cor!
Lovely Painty artifacts! I remember them!

*reminisces*

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I just want to scoot him along
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I designed one of the worst horror films ever. Please rate my amazon review.
www.amazon.com/Wild-Country-Peter-Capaldi/dp/B001GP5TM2/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1223391014&sr=1-5
(draxxmenvone - from the makers of Coco Pops Straws, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# There should be some way of tracking
how many people have fallen for this trap!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# why do you think that site is around?
b3ta generates 87% of their traffic.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Wrong thing in the wrong place dear chap....

Try over there--------------------------------}
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# rate your review?

You designed this film, and then reviewed it on Amazon and now you want us to review your review?

What the fuck is happening to this world when reviews need reviewing? has no one got anything to do any more?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cataracts?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I like that you reviewed HappyToast's review of the state of reviews in the world
I rate your review 7.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I've got so many new shoes now I can barely count them!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# count them in twos - it'll halve the time it takes.
/top tip blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *groan*
Might just stick this pea in here 'cos I still like it even though it's well past compo tiem...
small as I could get it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fact
This is how WWII actually happened!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :)
Not often I get to crowbar the mighty Dibnah into a post!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i just love the single shot of the "someone set up us the bomb" guy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The "Somebody set up us the bomb guy"??!!!ONE1!
That is the mighty Dibnah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# FRED FUCKING DIBNAH
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Sure - afterwards can you rate my review of your review?
Cock off

edit: "Wild Country is a Triumph not only of modern cinematography, but of human achievement."

oh good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'd suggest /links, sir
right, I really am off home now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# fudd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *clicks "not useful"*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# heh, this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# okay, seriously
shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *peas*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This troubles me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh my!!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Crikey!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oh mofaha
you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# How did you know it was me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# He read
this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I mean . . .
I personally don't mind the ridicule but you have to excercse caution posting pics of yourself on here . . .

*scarpers*

*throws Woo! over shoulder*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't go without mentioning that this
is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

Sir, many congratulations.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I think you're in luck.
I think it likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'll fend it off with my special
'coughing up big lumps of phlegm' super-power.

Will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well it made me giggle
if that's what you mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, but you have the greatest username ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# for the love of god
kill it!
(Mynd, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this is the most disturbing thing i've ever seen you do
and i'm not easily disturbed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# it's the shuddering that makes it really sinister
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Second
This
(googlebot, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Thank god
thought it was just my eyes
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You horrible genius :p
Have to say though, the vibration made me feel sick for a minute or two.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i was waiting for something to push that vaguely disturbing topless Tony Hart picture off the first screenful of the front page
only to have it replaced with this!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It's giving me a jelly belly!
One of the most disturbing things I've seen since the screaming mutant foetus in Eraserhead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-C1tpJRhFE&feature=related
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I wish
this were animated.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# fat fanny
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# what the molten gay did that used to be?
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^^ This ^^
And yet, not that. Not that at all. No thanks.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Jesus
That is really quite disturbing :D wooo!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
Deborah Meaden?
(eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
OHYES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# NO
GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# do not want
do not want do not want do not want.

*hides behind sofa*


*looks round* OH JEEPING CHRIST it's still there. do NOT WANT goddamnit.
(I helped save b3ta! greenish, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# jebbers!!
that shaking made me think there was something going wrong with my brain!! awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Wow
Bill Nighy has put some timber on!
(Mazrim, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING WHAT!!?!?!?!
*hides*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Waaaaahhhhh!!!!
*Fears* *Clicks* Woooooo!!!!

Still not as bad as Kerry Katona though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Thats
seriously messed up *Hides*
(Panda_Pop, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# It shivers?
Good, thought it was my new meds...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# THE...
FEAR!!
(empois, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# lol
can you milk it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Blimey
I think I'm in love.

:-D
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I might
I'd say it's a two pinter
(Jellypuff likes this on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh bother
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# i dont understand you
i dont understand you
i cannot understand you
i dont understand you

i dont understand
the things you say
i cant understand a single word
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Be awful
if it was to receive lots of duff reviews now
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# One star
As reviews go, I would have to say this is one in a million. No, one in a million billion. This is a review drowning in a sea of other reviews, suddenly surfacing like a turd at Butlins, yet camouflaged by the background noise of piss and ice-cream cones. It blends in, subtly hunting its prey like a Predator in a new battle suit.

In this review, you will see a new reviewer emerging on to the scene, screaming 'Rate Me!', yet nonchelantly raising an eyebrow at you, like a half eaten slice of french toast spread liberally with honey.

Keep an eye on this one: once he learns what commas are for, he will be up for the Blockbuster "New Year's Day Best Movie Review Of The Year" award. Watch this space.

If you enjoyed this reviewer's review of Wild Country's review, please review it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I am not sure that i understand...
but hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# best review review ever!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying:
"OFF"
"FUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i did a shit in a bucket
please eat my shit
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Judy&Richard
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Oooh nice swap! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I never realised how ugly Judy was
Fair play to Richard though, I don't get on that well with my mother.
(sorry., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Kill it.
The Richard Finnigan on the left looks like my aunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# RURURR RURURURRU RURU RURURUR RURURURU
RRR RRURURUR RRRRURURU RURURURURUR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Face swapping tiem!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# pssst!
you told me to do more


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ninj, love you though I do,
this pic has pushed me over the edge. (Good though it is!)
I'm off home.

*waves*
Goodnight, you lovely people!
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Good man
Drugs and medicinal booze required
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ahhh JP...
...I'm sorry! *Reaches over and lifts you up from that nasty edge*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# byyyyeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I think Richard is quite a handsome bloke
but I wouldn't... no
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Arrrgggghh!!! Kill them with torches and flaming pitchforks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Caaaat-face
He's got the body of a dog and the face of a cat. CatFace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# does that mean they won't fight now?
aw.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# no
it's just levelled the playing field slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# woahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Damn
I was just about to stop singing Cat Face as well

Damn
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *wants*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Can someone give me a quick gnopping tutorial? I don't think I've done it right...
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I like the realistic skin colour
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You know how Dulux have that colour matching system for their paint?
Y'know, so that you can take any item in and they'll give you a pot which will blend in seamlessly with the original item?

I don't.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# haha
so it seams
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Photoshopped images only, please.
Posting pictures of Lewis Hamilton wearing his skid lid doesn't count.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# noon Ptols
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Wotcher bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i think
you make them look like they have amsterdam syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
TEACH ME!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
best ever gnops. FP please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# gnops+donut
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# HOMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# pff
seriously though, select face, and make two copies. use the pinch filter on the lower layer, and scale the top one down to match the shrunken features of the pinched one. Erase and clone to taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hhhahaa
best gnop i ever saw.


on another note, is tards down at the mo?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Needs moar maggots
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# better than any gnops I've done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY INTERNETS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Is it just me, or...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
You captured Gail's more attractive side.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaahahaha
needs less chin
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# photoshoped pics only please!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# why do i think he looks like a dentist?
Is he still a psycho or has he one those characteristic soap-character-about-faces*

*see also Peggy Mitchell turning into a simpering girly in Eastenders

EDITOHHOWRUDE: Woo! and shudder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *slaps*
STOP WATCHING THAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It's good for me
It gives me a chance to shout of the TV and vent myself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# arf!
whe the wife watches it i bathe.
or read.
or drink.
or read in the bath with a drink.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Oh my dear God!
Barb, that's just genius. Eek!! Apart from adding the text,
just what have you done there?
*Breaks mouse clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
For my money, the second ugliest munter on TV next to Gillian McKeith
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
the new "before" face of olay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahah! holy shit........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES!!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is the best yoda post in history.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# FP now
click
hhhahahaaha he hawhawhaw haha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Apologies for the slow response
This is Fantastic, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*breathes*

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Best post in a very long time. Superb.

P.S - I only actually noticed the caption on second
viewing... Doesn't even need it. That is one quality image.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Wow! What a response!
Thanks for all the kind words everyone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Fucking Fantastic!
AHAH!
(sorry., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaarrrghh!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# good lord, that's great
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Dammit!
I'm gonna *click* again and demand this be FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# You're too kind! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh tish tish...
Barb. It is one of the best things I've seen on here
in ages. It just fits SO perfect on her ugly mug.
Absolutely brilliant sir!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# fucking hell, just seen this
lmfao :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic! actually a huge improvement!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Fan
bloody
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# OMG!!!
That is so spot on! dont even watch Corrie but theres no mistaking that no-chin :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# phone now!
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Brilliant
So good I want your babies. Truly.
(LokiMD, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Holy crap, all is clear to me now!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# First post... please be gentle!


Edited to be a likkle bigger/better
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Nicely!
That's no moon!

Welcome to b3ta, sit on a kitten, 'shop a chair, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# .
Why thank you kind sir!
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# welcome
what a tiny wee little image, you're allowed a few more kb you know, all the way up to 50kb.
maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I was erring on the
dark... I mean, right side.

First post, so I had to make sure! =)
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# a very wise move
you can always add a link to a bigger one if you desire. That little edit tab under your image is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ta!
Source image was fairly small anyways...
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Thank you!
And congrats on your new job
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# why thank you, young shaver!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Nice one!
Although what they ^ said about size. There's a balance to be struck between adhering to FAQ guidance and actually making the detail of your image visible to the naked eye.

That said, pull up a shop, kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Thanks for the
tip!
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Maggot baby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# looks like the artwork
of the new cannibal corpse album
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Here we go AGAIN...
Scource image: www.ezebookstore.co.uk/images/cooking%20with%20cannabis.JPG

www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Killer-carved-seasoned-and-fried.4564165.jp

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# What a truly odd story.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I reckon he'd been watching the IT Crowd
It should obviously be banned
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Waste not
want not
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] some sculpture..
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Art? is it feck.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7656837.stm
www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/yu_yuan.htm
having said that i think it might be worth a visit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# it's nice work ofr old folks.
keep 'em off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Sorry son
Just had another good look around, I still can't see it. I'll ask your dad when he gets back later
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# oh god, NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# We'll sort it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# weird.
can't for the life of me think what happened to it then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D
My mate was laying the floor there, all the old codgers were in storage under polythene, he said it was more distrubing than the final piece
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# i bet it was
i remember seeing ron mueck's dead dad at the sensation show, most disturbing, these look equally as lifelike.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha
ive just been looking at those on the bbc, was gonna shop but now youve done a feckin ace job ill not bother

the large one of the girl looked ripe for shopping mind...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# go for it
mine's a wee bit quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Did you just potatoshop Father Jack,
or did you bang in Captain Birdseye as well??
(iamjthearmeroar, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# they are meant to be world leaders
so what country does Bird's eye run?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Inevitable . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
not so smug now eh!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Is this animal magnatism?
Gravity

Or Smug Man 69 Bestiality?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# \o/
.
.
.
.
.
0\
 /==\"
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I made (and shopped) this!
Falls of Dochart
After receiving a minor bumming for posting a picture that I didn't make, have one I did!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Too brown
Actually it's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yup
That's the colour of the water running through it right now!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# nice!
*minorly bums, but in a nice way*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Wipes up
What...?

Joke loses it's appeal second time round, just like me!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# That's a class shot, sir
And I didn't say 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.' :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I like this
It's nice.

The larger version looks almost like a photograph.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Well it is a photograph
But I had to major tweak the raw file to make it more "dramatic" (i.e. not as shit!)
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Thanks for restoring the real world karma
with the nice comments...

Now lets restore the b3ta karma by /talk'ing me!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I done drawed a mammoth
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hi mavis!
i like your coat.
*shoots*
*skins*
*wears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *fleas*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# scratchtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# mammuf!
That's lovely, it really is.

Ciggie time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# yup, you plum did!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Cor!
That's fabulous! Although, I rather suspect Mavis might be a Marvin....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# is it a new JJ character?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Nah
no tits
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That's wicked!
Great style!

Click!

But needs more penguins discussing with ducks the ephemeral difference between lying down gazing at the stars, and felating 27 bloody enormous rhinoceri stoned out of their heads on brown acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Caggot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# He's got a maggoty face and the body of a cat
*sings*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hello Corpsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D
That made oi giggle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# right i'm getting out of bed.
bye b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I hope I'm not being blamed for that.
bye bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# yep!
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *vomits*
Oh god, I really don't feel well now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# But he's all cute and crawly
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Yep, that's the contributory factor, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *tucks self under arm*
*doesn't come out*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# But
They're meal worms not maggots!

Ceal Worms!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# silly catface! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# that reminds me.........it's grub time!
*goes for lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hello baity!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# prrr prrr
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ARGH!
it's purring at me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *jumps on your lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Yoda Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
Mikey's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# MIKEEKOWKI
*squeaks*

it's one of the few impressions I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I wish I'd have known this on Saturday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D There is a reason you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Yoda was like, so last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahhaahhah! Yoda-Mike looks like a lime with legs....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# wheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# miek widdowzki!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen....


...The Holder Holder.

I apoligise for being a bit 'amatuer hour'. I can't use photoshop, just paint.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I did a picture once of a "Noddy Holder"
Since I can't find the image, you will just have to imagine the children's TV character Noddy, in a kinda mobile-phone holder. It was funny.

On another note, where is The Neville? I have missed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No idea...
although now you mention it there has been a significant hatstand deficit of late...

Also - OMG I'm half way up the stats board! You can tell I've got a MASSIVE deadline looming.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# wait.... i'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

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