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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)

hello melinbolton

the world has gone to sleep

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)

yay-the whole internetz to play in

it was good while it lasted-know any good jokes?

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)

Three nuns walked into church . . . lookin' for a guy named Richard !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:41, archived)

what's brown and dangerous?

a poo holding a bazooka

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)

That was a loaded question !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)

what's brown and peeps in at your window?

a poo on stilts

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)

Oooooh skskskskaaaaaa Bluto . . .

What a split poisonality ya gots !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)

:D :(:D(:D(:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)

disco disco disco

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OneOfSome, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)

OH FUCK

IT'S MICKEYS MOUSE!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)

disney have a huge one!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)

Over here little big boy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)

heehhe

now theres a late nite invite

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OneOfSome, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)

sexeh mice everywhere

she looks coy this one -mmmmmmm

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)

She's done with Goofy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)

he's pleased to see someone,that's for sure

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)

if only...

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abandonnship, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 5:55, archived)

apologies for crap shoppage,but

if i invented one of these implants,would you buy one?

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(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)

Yes.

Yes I would.

But not if it comes with a hairy armpit...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)

that is only an option

and it's stock photograph,not my armpit D:

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)

Ahw it's a shame it's not yours...

I was going to mock your moley nipple.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)

later baby,later.

when i'm ransacking your dignity

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

RANSACK ME BABY

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)

oh,you filthy little chambermaid you

you won't steal from your employer again,will you?
eh,eh?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)

*gargles* nooo

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)

ransacking complete.now clean up this mess

you filthy bitch

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)

*licks the floor*

/Max Mosley

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)

i already have one

in my Eyes, ...

Ipod..
Eyepod..
*sigh*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHA

*sigh*

Also, I made cookies and they're REALLY FUCKING ~~NICE~~ GOOOOOOOD

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

But what would I do with another nipple?

...
...
...
Oh!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)

pffft :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

not an apple one

can't stand the interface or DRM

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)

It would sure make things vibrate !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)

i so wish i had done this :D

but i've been hungover for three days now.i think i have brain damage.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)

Stereo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)

If YOU invented it?

I'm not sure I could get an implant with "made by fuckpig" written on it somewhere.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)

hahaha

That would be awesome if fuckpig became the new ipod.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)

Oh hai, what's that you've got?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)

Oh this? This is the new fuckpigpod.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)

wows!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)

Sincere apologies for the pearoast

But can anybody give me hints to make this better please? It's a first-time proper shop, but I'm still uncertain as to its quality. Thanks in advance, and more pearoast apologies; I only did it because it's later, and quieter!

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The background is a 5 gaussian (sic) blur, foreground is 0.5 just for the shits and giggles.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)

Less nudity!

~~less~~ more

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

It's not me in the picture :)

I definitely promote more nudity on his part.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

nudity = moobs

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)

what are you using to do the colour stuff?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

Selective colourisation

Layered the pic, blurred and B&W'd the foreground, masked to the coloured background.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)

The blurred background seems to be blurring the colours from round the edge of the guy

which seems a bit strange, but I can't work out how it's arranged.

Other than that it looks good!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)

I put a 0.5 blur on him

To make him stand out more.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)

no it's the 5 pixel one I mean

hmm I will have a go at my own and see if I know what I'm talking about

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)

I see it now. Bugger. I'll work on fixing that.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)

You should just be able to desaturate the background

depending how you've done it, but it might look best if you clone out the blurred bits of him with the surrounding walls etc.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)

Do I remember you saying you did this in GIMP?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)

OMGZ RPS!

I dunno, I find the burn tool always makes things cooler.

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abandonnship, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 5:56, archived)

It think it's look better it if wasn't pea roasted

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

just playing with vectors..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

that's blummen' lovely

can i have some milks?i have a sore stomach

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

cat :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

meow

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

Thats lully :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

wooyay

Can someone tell KillerKitti that this is how vectors SHOULD be done?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

your cat can has a milks

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moohalaa, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

Purrrrrrrrrrrr . . . milks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

*Clickity-click*

That's class.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)

you're all too kind.

ta :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

I do like this

*clicked*

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

I LOVE THE FRIENDLY KITTEN

*strokes*
*purrs*
*smiles*
*clicks*

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)

her name is nancy

she may look innocent, but she is planning to rule the world

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)

nice!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

Awww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

awwww

kittin

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Shiksa, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)

Tried one of them tilt shift effects on a galaxy

Aint got tatoshop CS though, so I don't have the Lens Blur filter, which is the proper way to do it.

Oh well, worth a go..

Original pic from APOD; credit where credit's due...

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

I always liked that spiral galaxy . . .

your version looks more milky wayish in a creamy sort of way . . . nice !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)

curds and way?

i found this the other day

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

Way curds !

Edit: That puts things in a nice pespective . . .
Something can almost see my house from out there . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)

ho-leee shit

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)

i feel so small

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)

not seen this

for a while, although it looks ill without the "your post" marker (obvs not deserved in this case)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)

They forgot to include the last stage in that progression.

Yo Mama jokes really are bottom of the barrel

(Jokel, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)

hahahaha

her anus is bigger than Uranus!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)

Haha uranus

www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/titan-uranus-p1.php

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thistle, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)

Never truer words spoken... or sung...

"So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cos there's bugger-all down here on Earth..."

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)

I do have to ask

Since Pluto was declassified as a planet in 2006 why is it still with the other planets?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

it looks so small :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)

That's not snow...

Need some photoshop idea's to practice with to get me back into the groove. not used it for a year :(

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)

Yay!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)

Also photoshop something with a tiger

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

Maybe not . . . however . . .

by the look on it's face . . . that stuff might soon be yellow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

if it's not snow then he just got really lucky :D

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

it's fucking snowing outside

i ask you.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

you live in Scotland or Yorkshire

/aicmfp

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)

bastard!they've tracked me down!

Fuckpig has logged off 01:59 23112008

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

hello?

Hello?

Foxtrot Underpants Clogs Kickers Pies Indigenous Gerbil

i don't think they cracked the code

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

Try Gremlin . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)

Alpha Tango lima Foxtrot Bingo bongo

-stifles giggles-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

That has a certain . . . ring to it . . .

or beat . . . if you will . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

i live in the Shire of Yorks

but no snow :(

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

Ditto :'(

Actually i've not looked outside, but I'm willing to bet there isnt

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

it's really fucking coming down in Perthshire

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

lol :)

go for it!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)

Hecate's cat had pissed in the hall for the last time.

Harsh but Fair.
Unfinished becuase I kind of lost interest, but I may work on it more tomorrow.

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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Holy crap!

Why did her wang wither?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)

I can draw a 'wang' on her if thats the kind of thing you like.

...and thats number Wang!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)

Well the brown withered droopy thing was worrying

Das ist Nubervang!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)

that'll learn it

edit: he will just get another cat then?

also woo the pic, it's ace

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)

i like this

and now i'm off to bed.
goodnight, all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)

Have some smashing dreams !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

Hecate's fried and ready for tempura !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)

Uber!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

You make my art live!!!!!!

do you want the psd?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

I always like to check them . . . sure !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)

Stop hurting the kitties! Awesome drawing as always.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

I am planning kitties revenge don't you worry.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)

Will he be skateboarding to revenge?

Also, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM? All of a sudden you're here and kicking out quality drawing. WHO ARE YOU?

5 facts, please.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)

Me:

Facts:
1: I shouted 'It taste better than lady piss!' very loudly in a trendy bar tonight.
2: I am very good at Kendo
3: My drawings take on average 30mins
4: I am good friends with Mushybees in the real world
5: I have always wanted to be an illustrator, but ended up doing web design which I hate.
5a: I'm not formerly trained as I kept getting thrown out of college.
5b: I like motorbikes

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

This is coool

I need bed, I hpoe Electro Cat doesn't come and piss on my head. Night all!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

Night-o !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

POOR STIMPY WHAT DID HE EVER DO WRONG

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)

His eyes made a sound like broken glass when he woke up

Which is why i love Ren & Stimpy!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

Squeeze me here blantant Pea for Valin

Mortimer Hypno

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

Why can't I have an animated wallpaper?!

And with that i leave, bye /board, 5k soon :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)

'cos you'd only go and bum it

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

OK . . . will be waiting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

you stay sassy san diego

^ i mean classy

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

'bye!

i look forward to seeing your nakedness!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

his direction keeps changing

aargh

and woo

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

in a new thread?

ahh who cares its 1am nothing has happened for 3 hours
goodnight b3ta! bumface!
www.b3ta.com/board/8964015
bumface bumface face of a bum bum bumfaceeeeeeee!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

goodnight sweetylips ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

Chinchilla !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Precisely!

After almost 6 years anf NO FP's I think this late at night and drunk I can test the board a bit...

Am I scared? NO, well maybe ;)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Circle fun time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

For SauronWibble

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

whee!

do the shivah shake!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

nearly 6 years old and still loving namedrops!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

NEEDS MORE YOGA FIRE

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

Yoga FLAME!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

Flame on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

*is entranced*

it's like falling into one of hypnotoad's eyeballs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

imagine if you licked the fucker?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

i would lick it

just to see what happened.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

Try the grape one !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

It looks like it's saying =

"hey hey! Oh no you di' ent girlfriend"

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

this looks like a psychedelic mimsy

crossed with an ultraviolet black pudding

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

VULVA.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

Best car for families I hear

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

340 ftw

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

I would watch

you might become a princess!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

The Devil You Say !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hey thats not fair!

* firey strumpet teases the wibble*

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

needs more pea soup

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

I'm in it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

YES :D

Yes you are

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)

i am currently wearing a nightie

that says princess on it. it has a little glittery crown, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

well

that saves me a trip to the phonebox round the corner

*removes mac*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

i'm being decidedly unsexy tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

In my head you're still as sexy as ever.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

good.

am i naked in your head?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

Nearly, you're being too slow.

Give it 10 minutes...

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

it takes a while

to undo these suspenders

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

It's ME undoing them >:(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

that explains it!

you must be refastening the bits i've already undone!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

look after the pennies, eh?

we're in a recession, man, use your imagination!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

i am using my imagination

but you've just saved me having to do the whole darth vader impression

i can't keep it up more than 5 minutes, start coughing uncontrollably, and that's not something you want to hear when you're receiving unsolicited dirty calls, let me tell you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

i aim to please :)

it's a good job i didn't tell you about my kagoul...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

*spluffs*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

you dirty, pac-a-mac loving perv!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

you make it sound wrong?

right, i'm off to feed my sims addiction one last time this week. with any luck i'll be fuelling my beer and attractive student addiction tomorrow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)

i'm off myself soon

i have to go to church in the morning :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)

I can't see you behind the curtain . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

are these curtains

made of beef?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

Jerky !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

yes...

(if anyone can remind me how to login to b3tards i'll be thankful)
www.b3ta.com/board/8964015 too :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

cor!

morant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)

chuffed?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

...its a shag actually :D

a dirty shag at that :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

the common cormorant or shag

lays its eggs in a paper bag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Well hung . . . out to dry !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

great stuff---makes up for lack of acid these days

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)

shiva

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)

shexy...

I think...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

Way too cool timing . . . gotta love it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

i don't know what this is

and i'm unsure how to feel about it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

i stole her from here

ihasahotdog.com/2008/11/22/funny-dog-pictures-fairy-dog-mother/
...although it looks like a tranny, and not a real girl

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

now that's just cruel

what kind of person dresses their dog as a fairy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

Tuu tuu of a good grab !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

wh.......

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

hypnotic :D

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

I've been staring at this for too long and now my eyeballs feel all fuzzy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

Tis the wobble to enlightenment

or bed in this case, all is thoroughly woo, however

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

Ta Ta . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

OMG HOW COOL IS THIS?!?!

www.b3ta.com/links/You_can_make_a_Alien_Powerloader_thingy_too

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

Might be able to find work in an auto factory with that . . .

safes might not be so safe either . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

shimmerin'shivas!!!!

lovely effects here

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)

shutterbug

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

Now this is one bug that I would love to catch !

Excuse for stepping over . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

i love you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

woo

thinks hippy thoughts

boomshanka

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

may the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman

*feels massively ashamed at remembering this*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)

Yes yes sir

Do you have this in desktop size?
This is all kinda of wonderful :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

Just for you :D

www.b3tards.com/u/b49698b91f261cc04ed1/shutterbug2.jpg

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

huZZAH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

watch out for these this winter...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

seal rams?

seams? reals? i don't know whatr to call it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

ramseal

It does [exactly] what it says on the tin

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Bleats?

and makes nice coats?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

Bleats, coats and leaves

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Bleats...

goats and sleeves?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

Eats sleeves and weeps

stares at horizon

*returns to grazing*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

Meats, weaves and pleats?

stares at butchers-loom

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

beats stoats and heaves?

*calls RSPCA*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

tweets choaks & plucked like the little fucker deserves cos it's not nearly chrstmas but pretend it is?

Oh I give up

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

don't give up!

we need puns!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

YES HOT CROSS PUNS

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

hot,buttery puns

*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

Bot Sluttery Buns?`

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

oh dear sweet jesus, no

you can stop now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

MAKE ME!!!

no it's alright, I'm done, just needed to act all 'ard, you know?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

i'm good at making things hard

oh, excuse me, my libido seems to have escaped again.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)

Don't worry the BNP caught it

You're on a list now

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

what, another one?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

That's a nice seal with a ram mask on! :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

don't lie

you'd prefer to see it with a gimp mask on and you know it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Of course :D

Also: Y'know what I haven't seen in ages?
Powerpuff girls.
I miss Mojo Jojo.

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

me too!

i spent a happy hour today watching scooby doo :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Awesome :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

i'm at my sister's now

sitting here relaxing, whilst they run round like headless chickens. their flight leaves in less than 9 hours, they're only just starting to pack now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

they're packing already?

fucking amateurs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

i'm usually packed 3 days before i leave

with 3 weeks' bills paid, taxi ordered to get me home from the airport and fully tarted up with a facial and a wax. then i can watch everyone else panic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

it always amazes me how many people pack, go out and get pissed

(because they are going on holiday)

and then miss the flight

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

like my ex

got stoned, missed the flight. booked a flight for the next day, got stoned, missed the flight. finally got to the hotel 3 days late and wondered why i spent the rest of the holiday laughing at him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

i'm usually

ready to pack 3 minutes before i leave

but i travel light, just throw essential clothes, washbag, camera and chargers into a rucksack, choose a few books depending on length of journey/holiday and then leave the house

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

i'm depressingly sensible about the whole thing

i blame my mum.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

i've never been sensible in my life

hence the third arm and extra head

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

third arms make for great foreplay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

especially

when she's asleep

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

heheh

now, that really DOES sound like my ex!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

Hahahah, wonderful XD

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

it's not wonderful

they don't know i smoke. i'm dying for a fag :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

Ah right.

Well I'm gonna head off to bed now :]
I'm done buying Christmas presents for tonight.

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

okeydoke

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

shoo you!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

'Ning

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

Holy sphincter!

it's horny and fluffeh, what do I do?

fwap fwap fwap fwap

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

This is good.

I have spaken.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

you have spaken?

can i have some?
*assumes spaken is some form of german cake*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

*spakes all over Smash Monkey*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

hey!

i've just had this negligee dry-cleaned!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

most of all i want that ham

do do do do
blondie loves ham
Woo for geal!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

That looks so rameal !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

That is excellent

I want one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

To alleviate SkUG's boredom

But nothing like his suggested picture. Pyramids and monkeys just isn't my style man.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

*GLEE*

you did a little weed in your mind :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

I've just decided this is a draw thread, SHOW ME YOUR FLOWERS IN BRAINS PLEASE?

edit:

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

I drew flowerpot :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

I want that one

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140282445628&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=004
but i'm far too far away :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

Can you reuse dental floss?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8963818

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8963813

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8963819

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8963828

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8943961

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

I realised quickly that I can't draw brains so

Have this instead:

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Paintalicious!

Also:
HOLY SHITSTICKS! "Give it up" by KC and the Sunshine Band just came on shuffle.
*grooves like it's 1983*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

I came to the conclusion earlier today

That the best 5 songs of the 1980s were all on The Stone Roses.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

I like this

therefore it is good :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

Nice paint work!

I heard that too...

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

Iris?

I don't get it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

Groan!

Iris, therefore I am.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

*Applauds*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

you would make a lousy pupil :P

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

I'm stopping now.

Or these puns are just going to get cornea.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Put a lid on it!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Gah

Usually eye lash out at puns as bad as that

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

Haha!

I know you've clocked me in your sight.

But i'm afraided i'll tear you up.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

I've retina-ff of these puns. I'm leaving.

read enough

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

Ooh you've lashed on quick.

Keep it up and you'll have a ball.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

Eye think people have overlooked the most simple pun here!

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

too hieyebrow

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Rofl :D

There is no pun here, stop looking.

THERE IS NO PUN!!! HOW CAN I MAKE IT ANY SCLERA TO YOU?!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

stop being cilliary

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

We're out of celery, actually,

could you make sure Barry lens' us some?

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

how about brains in flour?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

HOHOHO.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

my apologies

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

AREN'T ACCEPTED.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

No, you're right, i'm sorry.

Can i draw you something while i have my tablet out and flash open?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Yum Yum

tinyurl.com/5n7xyn

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

foiled again

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

I used clingfilm.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

Then

this:
i33.tinypic.com/24zbrth.jpg

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

LOLZ ITS A TYPE OF BEER TOO

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

feck off welsh

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

aren't you in welsh too?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

I'm not in welsh

I'm in Cockernee

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

am i fuck

slightly north east of your wales i yam, little hamlet which translates as black pool (not the glitzy, vegas on depressants one, nor the Irish capital, the other black pool)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

my brain hurts :(

*dies*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

marvelous

dibs on his liver

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

:D on my shirt at the moment

Though being Welsh today has made me :(

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

...although you did much better than our 42-6 pasting...

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

Well I'm half English

So that was both hilarious and tragic.

Like a puppy with no legs.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

feck you all

we won :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

Gives me the feeling that I need to water and fertilize it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

It's a metaflora

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

That makes me simile . . . and grin !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Dude

can you give me a clue how you make your wicked 'vibro' pics? i am ashamedly lazy to work it out!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Gaz iz in . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

he is?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

Check your messages . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

brain flora is most amusing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Horse has a wheels!

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)

OH YEAH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)

afle a cente

the last e on that if you can put one of those lettle comma that you normally see on a french e on top in your mind i would much a pritiate it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

confused? what?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

Fully chromed and ready for traction !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)

wheeeeeeee hossy!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)

'grats on fp btw :D

not that i have any idea who that album cover belongs to...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

I think it's primal scream, but i'm not a fan.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

Yes, appears it is 'Screamadelica' by Primal Scream.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

do they have cake?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

also

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

wheels in motion rolling down the rooooad

or something
YEAH!!! YEAH!!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

Shockingly good shocks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

Pffft, put me to shame.

ARSE!

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

OH HAI

In other news: Mugabe has a raging hard-on

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

fkin gwaaan

eeez lil and ahhhh i
sleeepy tiem

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

artwork/worth1k/yeal.jpg

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)

ashin ye canne lefrath no win a goons a

fluffin ya deckbu ya gotta shamey ya linin wen ya wimins aboot te flip

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)

may i suggest the toilet before you can't walk and fill ya trousers?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

may i suggest a bothy

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

honk honk

edit :

BIG HAT BUNNY EARS ON A SEAL

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

is this your seal of approval?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

no this is

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

haha!

holy fuck

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)

don't swear it makes my apple cry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)

BUMCLASPS!

TITCOGGERS!
FLAPTWISTERS!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)

oh no not modern contemporary swears!

Click for bigger

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)

i'm bored

draw me something

Click for bigger

like that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)

Fill those cheeks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)

mmmmmmm chewy

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

ha ha

moar!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

me and my girl......

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

Who ya gonna club now little fella . . . hummmn ?

In other news . . . I don't think that my furniture is safe . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

is he friendly?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)

SEALS! :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)

I'm pretty sure most of mugabe's penis has fallen off due to his syphilis problems.

It might also be playing a part in his complete insanity.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)

Clarus

His name is clarus and he says moof.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

areet iwi dowgy *dribbles*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

Yes but can it be milked?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

You're welcome to give it a go

You'll need a tiny bucket though.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

Depends how efficient your milking skills are.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

i'd say you would be safer trying to milk than take that ball away

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

A barking cow? A bow-wow?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*ahem*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

Gonna need a little stool . . .

to sit on I mean . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

you can make your own stools

*offers senokot*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

I suppository that it could be passible . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

foom!

Excellent.
Edit: her name.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

WooF

oo(f)!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

the rear appears to be hovering in mid air

maybe its legs had just grow

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

hovercowdog!

this is the future

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

yes!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

Like this?

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littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

needs more lazers

and shark fins
woo btw :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

Well,

you can stick them in yourself.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bit explicit.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

This deserves a click RIGHT NOW.

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

HIS???

HIS???

fuck's sake, when he grows up and sees those udders he's gonna get fucking confused

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

Berwick Street, Soho - just off of Noel Street incidentally

clicky for similar sized comparison

(aeroplane, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Nice!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

thank god it wasn't a picture of real morning glory

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

OH SHIT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

what a strange looking erection

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

OOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

ha ha ha i didn't even notice that you did that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

a female mate of mine

announced that she wished she could get morning glory whilst in a hostel room with four blokes a few months back

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

don't talk back you anchor i heard you gay!

(i read that as moaning glory - loffle)
BOOBMOUSE (SFW)
www.instructables.com/id/S97EBZGFNNK6F2J/

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

I believe that I've spotted a titmouse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

how rare!*

*may not be rare

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

Here: ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

Now you're smokin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

You deserve a wooyayhouplahatstand :)

woo! yay! houpla! hatstand! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

Exceedingly woo, sir

I'm off to bury my Arsenal misery in the Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull which hit my doorstep today

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

OUR FRIEND GOT RAPED

AND WE JUST SAT THERE, WATCHING

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

Sister Ray's is one of my favourite record shops in the world

- fact!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Great!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Right on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

i get an image of

thingy groll from the foo fighters here. its a long story anyways woo sir (not that anything my drunk brain has to say counts for shit around here *frunks*)
edit : and fuckin thing the fucking in free world.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4YBEsMT20

cokin bastard cunfs raaaaa bloody drunkin frrr
edit 7 :gw'aaan
edit 8: ahhhh wisinwe gawa fu
edit 9 : actually a Hawaiian Rose seed is the prefered source for boners oh shit im sobre

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

Weirdly enough, before I understood it was Manchester

this is where I placed the picture

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Leers

aga nooo fun giwi ave trombone

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

eh, wifuwile

,eh,ne ehnenafle.... azgezen againefruople. eze no seen ef fekin gooz wi ye bazd opps eledin effs?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

I can't remember if it's Poland or Berwick Street

But it's one of the two, and about 100 yards down from Oxford Street. Here.

(aeroplane, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

i don't understand this comment.

surely it isn't manchester?
edit: btw, fine picture. i appreciate the effort that's gone into this

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

ani ween ashfelmabawear

yea ju' gooer pu e scow enflectioan own e

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

nu compo wat can ye do after a bottl o gin yarrrr

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)

ahhh i wiz all exciteed thinkin someone was riply

nooouw

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

I'm not realy that fucked but i have drank a bottle of gin

over the course of several hours if i take my time i can type like a reali person i think

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)

question is, can i shop henry walking waya from

mike whotsits helicopter crash?... you know thw radion one dj... no it doesnt matter how drunk i am i cant see that as a tradgedy...and no matrer how funny i think i am none of you think i am. iam and the gin depression is starting to make me kinda weird on top of the fact that i am embarrasingly sad makes it worse.. its like the office or frank spencer when you see someone who really isnt in the right place doing realy badly but .... no there is no but im doing and have done for the last 2 years or how ever long its been... been doing really badly at something. and i will keep on trying like some sad little shit thats shit. and and and and fuck you know whats fuck i dont fucking care that im shit thank you dd for keeping me up and going even if im shit and people know im shit im still a fighter (thank you cristene aquavita) i know this is not just my fight but a fight for a bettr thing with the things that and fuck you joe satriane and fuck you john cole i know your watchingand fuck joe with your fuckin shine box think your so fuckin great well ha your fuckin not . yeah... and you umm slim shady think you can out blast froobs wiv tallenti txt u bak and then lets see how clever you are.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)

that is not the way to drink gin

you are missing your mouth

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

flapo frample argle namana groof

effle achente anangle amoon na floe avec le sanchez neng lerfuk

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

I think its prudent to point out that i am not actually someone who would illicit this many reply

I have manufactured them all
thanks to ocd infusing gin, ahhh the mother of life. actually now i think i hqave had enough of me i will go away again for a few days ... like some kind of mild rash only geting better temporariy.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

that's really really good!

have a click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)

He just wanted to be pretty...

Here's an OMFG it's a meg version

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..wil, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hahahaha this is insane.

CALM DOWN DEAR IT'S ONLY AN ANIMATION.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

His moobs look like a sadface

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

turn them upside down

make smile out of frown!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

Prima Ballerina !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

*shudders*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

WREWRHDAGFH! MY EYES!

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

the a winner

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

HAHAHA

Love it, you can't beat a bit of Ball-a-winna!

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Q4nobody, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)

hahaha -winner

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)

Apologies to Jahled... (now with more pipe)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

hehehe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Dressed for the weather !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

needs more pipe

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Good point!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

perfection

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

I spent £250 on a warm jacket at lunchtime

and am still defeated by the zip :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

is it a 2 zipper?

pull the top one to the bottom, hold down, insert other part of the zip, make sure it goes all the way to the bottom, pull zip up :)
second zip is designed for when you sit/kneal down so you don't get tightness around your areas

£250? blimey I could buy 250 jackets for that! yay for ebay leather jackets - loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

the secret to staying warm this time of year is layers

Toppest
Wooly thermal hat (if its real cold, wear a baseball cap under the hat too)
Top
Thermal base layer, shirt, mid layer, fleece, gilet, padded ski jacket,
middlish
gloves + thermal liner
bottom
Thermal base layer, jogging trousers, jeans, salopettes
bottomest
Two pairs of socks, including long thermal socks, good pair of proper leather boots
this is when I had to work on my car in the snow! stupid weather! was nice and warm, not too bad for 3 hours sat on my ass in the snow! had to keep the tea flowing though!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)

or one could always stay in and just fuck

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

not tonight

but thanks for the offer (i typed otter then... don't ask me why)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

well, because I was going to give you a bag of otters for this purpose

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)

that would explain everynothing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

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