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# Great now the fucking peas are escaping
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah, fucking peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# best of all the legumes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Click!
And also a click from my daughter. We get a fair few mantises round our flat at the right time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# All we get is crack heads and chavs on our road at night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Do their peas threaten to escape?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# A frightening prospect.
You should shell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# De-shell


^
|
3 minute shop

right I'm off to bed night all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Gott in himmel!
Guten nacht.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Shell, schnell!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:49, archived)
# You've never seen a mantis dealing crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# A couple of geckos a few weeks ago
but not a mantis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Velcro-handed bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# where the fuck do you live?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Sydney.
We get possums, matises, boobooks, tree frogs, Sydney funnel-webs (fuuuuuck), red backs, swamp wallabies, flying foxes and all manner of other cute and fierce things.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Pea:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8ilBsr9n3o
(herman:D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# then the hippies took over the round about
and flooded the town with lsd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# What kind of phone is that he's using?
It's just me, isn't it?

Got a click.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 3:00, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 3:11, archived)
# I'm tempted to ask if it's a CricKet
But look at its pose, it looks like it is holding an invisible phone in its 'hand'. (don't know what an insect's hand is called)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 3:39, archived)
# No, it's the fab new retro...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at him go...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
#
NSFA
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
# 8O
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Rangie Boy
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Original Mars Girl design by atomic now in 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Click on her butt for a 65k big view.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Lovely.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkSl9GGOFHM

Like Fritz Lang's Metropolis meets the sand people of Tattooine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Needs lensflare with all that filtering.
thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# And more practical shoes, considering her environment.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:03, archived)
# low fucking poly
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# LOL--The hair has more polys than all the rest combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# fantastic
you should put some texture on it :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Textures need drawing skillz, of which I have a negative amount.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Use photos...
(cut and paste them about) you'll be fine:) Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# pfff
just find textures on google images and fade them in gently till desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Could be... ask atomic.
I thought this all was from the highly unsuccessful saturday
morning cartoon he and I made.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# NOICE!
Better than I can do with humanoids there
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Thanks, been pounding on it all lately.
been pounding on it all lately.Got some new animation chops and can vertex push with loops and everything now.
I'm still lumpy and ill shaped but I've moved forward quite a lot.

Also: Some shoes in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# dot matrix!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I like her enormous space pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Nice :D
Nintendo 3DS
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Holy shit! Superb!
I'm on my way to Mars right now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# just getting this out of my mind - mustapha bindun
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# what?
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Whatever's the opposite of
"Under the paving stones, the beach!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# we can't stop here
this is patio country?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Yes.
If we stop, we'll be gradually surrounded by gnomes and gro-bags, and then we'd have to shoot our way out.
And c'mon, nobody wants that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
#
?
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# heheheheh.
I'd forgotten about Tom and Derek.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick this piece of shit quick dirty TOAP here then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Gorgonz Alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10374422
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i got a big plate of rissoles here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i got it now
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# the middle frame
think video editing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i got the picture
i was just boasting about my tea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
# that's a fine tea
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# *SPANG*
nerd! :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# fuck it, we'll do it live!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] revenge!!
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
awww fantastic as always Scally *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# fanku
mushly! :)
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# The Mice were greedy; they mined too deep in seach of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
# this pic is a metaphor
for the entire human race! ;)
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Don't be silly. It's a mouse.
Mouses aren't human.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# as far as DNA goes....
were just 2.5% different from mice. But we're only 1.3% different from the cheese monsters!??
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# So what are you saying?
Are we men or mice? Or cheese monsters?

This is a complex metaphor indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# It's just a nice picture of a mouse, I don't know what you people are babbling on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You started it
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# a nice picture of a mouse......
and a cheese monster. ;p
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha click
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Eyjafjallajoekull cockalorum!
:)
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i for one welcome them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# excellent =D
surely this could be on the front page
*clicks and stuff*
(Sherbs, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 5:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# How much is that piggy in the window?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Top 'Shop
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Nicely
edit: *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# hehehehehe
topcopshop :)
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahah

one of my first shops lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i recognise that source
b3ta.com/board/1626327
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# haha!
I buy all my work clothes from Top Slop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha.
Well played, sir.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# nicely shopped cops in topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I like this.
Yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i nearly succumbed to doing 'popshot'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# top top shop cop shop shop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, sport
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Gianfranco Gorgonzola?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# crikey, the tenuous puns are tenuous tonight
woo for inventiveness though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Looks a bit dicey to me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:55, archived)
#
Peter Stilton?
(jibberish, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Police succumb to CDCs at London protests

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hehehe
(Meagrom, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Oooh
source of that last frame please?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Source is the Daily Mail...
...Shamefully.
/not a reader
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ok cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Thanks Mu
you dirty dirty man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# it wasn't hard to find.
googled: daily mail london protests
first result.
You must try harder mothra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I will
I promise
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha, no need to apologise!
Surely this is what b3ta's all about?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# hahahaha
I particularly like the hat on the ground in the first frame.
It's as if they've already got his mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I have the middle frame open in potatoshop right now
and I thought I'd better check if it was a bindun

woo, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahaha kettle CDCs no chance
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

CLICK FOR BIGGER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10374216

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# not being a cunt
but i prefer mine :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Not a fan of pineapple then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i'm partial to a bit of pineapple
but mixing it with savoury foods is just fucking absurd
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I do like a good hawaiian pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# oh mu you fool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# right that's it
i'm putting you on my list of enemies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I'm gonna have to side with Rattlehead on this one.
all-y'all know that pineapples are fucking wrong on an hors-d'oeuvre or main course.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I dunno, I reckon meat and fruit together tends to work quite well.
*resumes nibbling on Spam 'n' lemon sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Fucking hell.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Oh Becheesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# *cube of pineapple removed and left in an ashtray not pictured*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Mexican peen


Click for bigger (253 kb)

Detail of a Mayan map of cenotes (underground lakes) near Tulum, Mexico. I blame all you nice B3tans for my seeing penii everywhere I go.
(Lirgl, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ADD CHEESE + COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Make a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# sorry to OP
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# See now, I like that.
I have zero Photoshop skills so I am duly thankful.
(Lirgl, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# My pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Lovely.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# leaf it out!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Lol druuuuuurgs
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] casu marzu
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# So *that's* where cheese holes come from
Nicely drawinged :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# hehe thankings to you!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# :D
love your style mr Monsta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:33, archived)
# gawd bless ya , fiend!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# mouth like a sixties tea-towel holder
nice :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Excellent work
Don't for get to compo it, we can't return your work and there are no prizes for those that are shown.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Love it. FACT®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# compo it:D
glenbrookzerowaste.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/herman-the-worm.gif
(herman:D, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# thanks a lot you lot!
how do i put it in for the image challege tho! i thought u just posted on here :(
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# click 'edit' under your picture
then change it where it says 'this is a normal post'
...
profit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# thanks mr turd! x
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
# loverly
:)
(randomscally, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, threadrush
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] also
bundin?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
fnr
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Python. Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# do the alexi sayle version
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# "Well, that's that sketch knackered then, innit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 4:13, archived)
# oh, the cats eaten it!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# It eats Royal Canin
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe
nicely ... deserves more comments :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Nifty...
My grandma's impala looks just like that
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Does anyone really need five?

Only a tiny bit of shoppage was needed here.. just to remove the E to left of COCKS.
Good to see the not suitable for young children "due to small parts" warning on the label.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# put it in the naughty shop challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Shuttlecocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Just cos I loved Jane Fondu

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# the poor man's ian mckellen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# you want open or wrap?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i'm sober, so open will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# you want it wrap
you want salad, answer me, you want SALAD???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# yes, but no tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# plenty tomatoes it is
you chili sauce, yes, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# yes, chili sauce ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# mayonnaise it is, plenty on it
you want some dog shit ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# is there any answer i can give
that will result in no dog shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Not at the kebab shop just down the road here...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's really grim :(
Too add to the horror, they have a selection of metal trays in the front (under warming lamps just to add to the food poisoning potential) filled with a variety of 'meat' in varying shades of light to dark brown 'sauce'.

I've never been pissed/hungry enough to dare sample them...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# My local kebab shop
used to be really good. But now it is so greasy it's inedible.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# The Lantern in Whetstone High Road.
That's a proper Keebabb joint (if it's still there)

Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# there is a very fine line
between being drunk enough to try that shit and being unconscious in a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Quite so.
Although, instead of hedge, the scenario is more likely to involve being under the wheels of a truck on the Holloway Road.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# i know the truck option is worse
but the first reason for it being worse to pop into my head was the fact that you're not likely to find discarded porn under a truck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# looks like a pretty severe industrial accident happened
to that hand there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# awww
i'm being flirted with by a car...

first time for everything i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# It is a flat bed Ford.
Take it easy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# ^ pretty much my reaction, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# you know, little kebbabas they look a like the dog shiit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# blech
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# You want it opened or wrapped?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Either
All that photoshopping made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# you have it open, don't you spill on floor
Mayonnaise? you want dick sauce on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# i'm pretty sure dick sauce would be mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I make sure they put plenty of dick sauce on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I used to teach English to a kebab shop employee
It didn't matter how any times I drilled the use of the verb 'to be', he would invariably introduce himself to people as "I am kebab shop". Became a meme between us teachers in the end (in a loving way)
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i love this :D
do you mind if i dump some compo entries.. hopefully not as I'm not going to really give you an option and do it any way.. but it's nice to look like you have at least the pretence of manners.



in the last frame he's hitting his head against the wall... animation fail
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and i suppose this one fits as well
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# great stuff you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# i like you fiend
you're like my personal fan club :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# the cheese is a lie..
.
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# hahaahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss Portal
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# this was a triumph :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# The cheesecake
is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# wow that's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ok last one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# you should try to make that pass through several replies
it is beyond my skills...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I've been seeing a lot of mice on this board recently.


This has nothing to do with cheese, apart from being quite cheesy...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# that rat on the right has a large bum.
cute drawing! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Baby's got back
or something. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# aw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ^^this
lovely drawing
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Thank you both! ^_^
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# d'aaaw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# d'ankyou!
:P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# awwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Awww
Quick, someone post some filth to re-balance the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I'm sure it won't be long. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang!

I thought I'd just pop this here. Right, I'm off to the shops. Good arvo all! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# i bet he likes the kids being there also
/alliyah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)

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