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# Bit late to the bandwagon...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# *chuckles* well-shopped!
I bet that hat was a Christmas present from an unloved aunt
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Shendel bronst virt mendle
let's friendle mit von brendle non telldil
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# maybe that horse should be taught to run on a treadmill and generate enough electricity to shoot a plasma ball
I mean if it really wanted to do its part in the war

I'm not trying to be inflammatory here I just think plasma balls would be more productive

thanks guys
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Plasma balls are more productive in every situation.
100% Fact.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I can recite the lyrics to st elmos fire so don't question me on my science
ball lightning is your new brother in this beautiful future
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# what do you guys think??? thoughts, y/n????
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
#
have I missed a Jeremy version of this yet?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# a parody
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# christ, it's you
hello
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# ...
?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Wouldn't mind that Humble.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# would you like to eat some humble "pie"?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I could be talked into such an undertaking.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I like your arbitrary capitalizing of words.

And by like, I mean don't like.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I blame the dumbing down of the
National Curriculum...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Charles Dance, Jude Law, the queen mum and Brian Cox (actor) right?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# wait, wait
there's that one guy from that thing.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# *feels dumb*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# B. Oddie!
What's rude about a body?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# The Wright brothers? Catherine Parr? Bill Oddie?
Wright two... Parr... Oddie.

Clever bastard. :)
*clicks*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Something silly from my aquarium trip yesterday.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Yay for annoying fish
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# despite having the cold, dead eyes of a shark
that is rather ace :-D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha
ace!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# YaY :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# haha!
lovely.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# oh i know THAT feeling :(
woo
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# haha!
damn nosy feeeeesh
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
hooray!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# congrats on the fp!


(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Joyous.
(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Giraffes doing cartwheels
/board needs more of 'em
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# that's surely not right....
:)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Excellent!
Now I want to see ti run on its little horn feet
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Yep
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# and the only other giraffes I can find in my ancient stuff:
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# well, if we're doing a giraffe thread...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# \o/ Giraffe thread!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# A little bit of wee just came out.
:)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
#


(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# giraffes is it?

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# that is marvelous
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I think we have a spy in the long-necked organization!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Reminds me of The Thing
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# "You gotta be fuckin' kidding..."
Love that film. :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# More neck!

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Neck
sounds great
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# hurrah
for double-ended giraffes!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
#
saabmarine
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Giraffe!

(probably a bit late...)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Started a new pic
I was going to do him outside in a puddle, with grey, drab weather as a testament to this years dissapointingly shite and snow-free winter.
Drab, grey lighting doesnt look very nice, so i have an alternate idea. Making a big, cartoony gormless and gleeful monster on his sledge.
So, its 'joke' / message vs nice snow scene & monster.

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# that's a bit special
woo
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# other people get told off for posting work in progress pictures you know ;)
love the wellies
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# other people dont spend 5 hours on their work in progress pictures :-)
(probably)

What do you reckon then? Message / personal statement or silly monster and snowy fun?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Nice
And I agree with the sentiments. I've missed my frosty snowy winter, this grey, wet and windy one can sod off.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Can't wait to see the monster.
*click*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Nicely rendered ^^ looks better than most videogames today!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# that's a wonderful
thing.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# awesome on so many levels :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Its about to get a whole lot awesomer
Im making a big gormless monster to sit on his sledge now
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Rediculously good
Damn you! Aww look at his wellies :3
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# cdcsunday :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Best of all the Sundays

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# How dare you post pictures of my grandson while he's in the room?
This is not something I want him to see

(mind you, with spectacles like that, I'm not sure he would be able to see it anyway).
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# he's a chirpy little fella
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# squirrels with (blue)tits?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# BinDone


EDIT: Ning taters
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# They're off to do some Robin down the shops?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# No, they are off to do some Robins behind the bus shelter
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# EDIT: Ning, wobbles!
Thems some narse teats!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# No harmonica?
I was going to say "No mouth organ?", but... well...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Bindun? Ever?

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# arf!
*click*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hello
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Probly.

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Yes, I am sure silhouette fisting has been done...
* Only joking.. I link this.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Bindun....
Naked Gun 33 1/3 if memory serves correct
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Arse.
why can't I be different and original, like everybody else.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# or.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# There are still some passengers in there, so no.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
ok won't thread delete so *amends* and apologises
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# No really
I don't think it was too soon. I don't particularly care, even.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# its ok I prefer cdcs anyway
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Don't want to see this at 11.16am on Sunday
With my grandson in the room.
Perhaps a link and warning would have been appropriate
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# ?
really?
really really?

I didn't know b3ta had a child friendly viewing time.

Also, your clock's wrong
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/10660423
edit: oh bugger *changes clock battery*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I hoped you were being sarcastic
so hard to tell though :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I don't want to see this kind of post, and neither does my grandson
with his grandson in the room
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# My grandson just spontaneously-combusted
I hope you're happy
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I'm so unhappy, I cried, this is not something I want to show
with my grandson in the room
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# why does it have a puffin's head?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# :)
is it cdcsunday?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Well, that's sure ain't a real photo
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Ning Toasty!
stood
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# This isn't funny Herman
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# it is
Hahahaha:D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Messing with people's heads
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# pfft, I must be so bored to get here
(, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Balance here! Get your political balance here!


Click for bigger (103 kb)

If they vote against this parody law, they prove this.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Nice, I'll have 3 flats and a bag of gravel please.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# You think The Labour Party are going to vote against your image?
Edit: I see you edited your post to make it look like I'm the one talking nonsense. Nice job.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# "they"?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Todays offering... have a thing that haunts me in my sleep.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I bet the ladies love him though
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, it is strangely popular with the ladies.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I'd get that seen to, if I was you.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I keep taking the tablets, but it keeps slinging them out.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, cheap, nasty....just like the tories
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Time for a night juggle here in oz
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Yeah but 3 in the hand is not as good as 2 in the bush
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# or even one up your bum!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# needs more spunk


and clicks btw
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
Well done sir.

WOO!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# yes very woo
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Crazy goodness
*bows*
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# looks like juggling is a load of bollocks then!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The elusive cock juggler in action
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# this is very lovely
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I love you
You won the CDCs!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Just beautiful.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Happy Sunday nigles b3ta!
There are not many to choose from this morning, so todays rose between two WTF's is James Nesbitt, with Charo and Heidi Hawking.

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Oh and not forgetting today man in the shadows...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Hehe, I believe the source for this was a b3ta picture of "I have a bream"
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# I made it actually, but the idea was from here.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
Someone has stolen that guys bike seat again I see!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# You were
Ning TIM, but what are you talking about?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Ning, I refer to the manic look of either pain or joy on that guys face...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# That's not a guy, that's a fish!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# morning wobbly

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# That's the fella
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Stephen hawking gets all the hot chicks.
And Woo!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Ning WB :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Hiya
Kim Jong-il and Ian "Pike" Lavender tomorry.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Who woke you up?
:)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# come out to play-ayyyyyy
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:22, archived)
# I thought horror movie... :O
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:40, archived)
# Q&D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:43, archived)
# LittleMaria:Can you eat apple? :3
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:46, archived)
# Only the square ones.

[/;-D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:50, archived)
# Nah!! D:
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:18, archived)
# Phillip Michael Jackson strikes again!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Meow
XD
Make me laugh.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Bwahaha!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:51, archived)
# unleash Candy-Apple!!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Beautiful
Keep it weird.
Word.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# hee hee hahahahah
oh ho ho
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:01, archived)
# CAN YOU DIG IT
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:40, archived)
# The new 3D remake didn't live up to hopes of the fans then ;-)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# oooh this is a bit wonderful
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Excellent work!
Do I get a prize if I guess the movie? :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Thomas was a very naughty engine ...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Is b3tards down?
I don't see any of my hosted images and cannot seem to load the "here" page!

anybody else having this problem?

(I was going to post a clever pictorial reply to this very well, well, done post... )
Ah - back up again !
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Haha
Cruel, but funny too.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 4:51, archived)
# Haha - nicely
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 4:54, archived)
# nice litte monkey
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:02, archived)
# Narrate that, Ringo.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:14, archived)
# i.e. cuntface
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:42, archived)
# dirrrrrty
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
# always
& everywhere
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry] What's wrong with parody, anyway?
The Right To Repost ...


Click for bigger (399 kb)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I see you've shopped George and John...
Why didn't you shop Paul and Ringo too?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:33, archived)
# i love a hairy vulva
stunning attention to detail
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 5:01, archived)
# This is braw
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Don't want to see this at 9.00am on Sunday
With my grandson in the room.
Perhaps a link and warning would have been appropriate
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Maybe you shouldn't be looking at b3ta with your grandson,
or maybe your grandson shouldn't be able to identify the stuff on display.
Either way: your bad, not Isaac's.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Strange reaction I thought.
Then I looked at your profile and learnt you were American.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# A sexually-repressed xenophobe
Your grandson has a real winner of a grandad there
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Eight years . . .
And you don't know what sorts of things you're likely to see on b3ta?
I don't know how old your grandson is, maybe he should know how to find a clit or maybe he's too young. Still, welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop a kitten, mind the cunts.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Bellend.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Keep up that attitude.
Make sure your grandson knows that human genitalia are something to be ashamed of and that sexuality is a sin. How else is he supposed to grow up nice and fucked-up?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# bunch of cunts, innit
:)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# .
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:01, archived)
# For when you fancy a little fiddle.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:08, archived)
# That's a viola
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:10, archived)
# Can it be plucked?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# i bow to all your replies
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# He's fucking convinced me, give me my dollar back
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)

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