I think the best placard I've ever seen was:"Due to budget constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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as placards go that's a bit of a war and peace epic innit
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Art"){kind=small}
Wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 0:13,
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I thought the Hedgehog in the original said "Grimsdale".
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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No...you're mistakingSpiny Norman for Norman Wisdom, I'm afraid. Easily done, what with the names and all...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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lobbing Seaman from 40 yards?
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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Right!Stop that!
It's silly........and a little bit suspect too, I think...
(It's silly........and a little bit suspect too, I think...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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who won the toss?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 0:17,
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Is this 
... oh my gosh!
It's urine coming out of his guns!
You are a pervert!
Rolf.. Harris?I don't know the Gentleman, but he does remind me of someone.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:55,
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It's a cheap fucking ripoffand an insult to the memory of a true artist.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:59,
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Hakkis would turn over in his grave if he hadn't had to be nailed down into six different plots.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:06,
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mofaha have you seen this video it is of stevie wonder he does lots of flanfaceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBA4vWQRBA0
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:26,
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SKITTER SKITTER SKITTER HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNK!
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:55,
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I think the android can deal around this
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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That is a thing of beauty,if your idea of beauty is horrific death by beak.
( Shlvng,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:23,
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Thank youDeath by beak could be a mixed affair. Minor nibbling and an uncertain outcome.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:38,
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Wait my love, I will brush your teeths with the dildo of Queen Elizabeth!
LIEUTENANT!HE IS HABITUALLY AND REPEATEDLY FONDLING MY POSTERIOR!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45,
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:49,
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Seen as it's quiet on here tonight..........Why do you hate the Pope so much?
Cha, cha, cha
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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The Pope stuff is a bit samey...But I quite liked the Phillip Dick/Bob Arctor .gif
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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My favourite film, that is :)Do more stuff like this
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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Maybe he should give the Pope some offworld adventures, perhaps throw in some space chickens and a couple of Presidents.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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Actually, ... no better I do shut up my own mouth ... hehehehe... you will see the results of my efforts in a few weeks ...
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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In a terrorist-y sort of way, or just a purely artistic endeavour?
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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Art is just a way to express your most inner feelings when a dog bites you and you are in agony full of pain!
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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Kicking the fucker square in the nuts is another really good way of expressing your agony.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:33,
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Remind me to only drink from bottles if we ever meet up.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:38,
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Yeah, I know!But it's no real shit, it's plums marmalade. Sorry!
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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Your profile says that you consider the pope to be one of your trademarks,but it doesn't explain why you're so obsessed with him.
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Explain in simple words ...... why so many people (artists) here are so obsessed with PENIS?
I would like to see more boobs.
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:19,
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I would like to see more boobs.
Yeahhh! Everybody wants the Pope!PYWPYG
Pope you want, Pope you get ...
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:29,
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Pope you want, Pope you get ...
Hahahah, I'd imagine your take on the TittyPope would be an interesting one.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:33,
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I'm ill-prepared to do anything today.'Til the next imchocked'o'clock.... o/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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Nopetoo late.
I will put my head gently on my pillow and crash into the land of dreams, ... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... THE POPE!!! ... miam miam miam ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:38,
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I will put my head gently on my pillow and crash into the land of dreams, ... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... THE POPE!!! ... miam miam miam ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
... snnnnrrrrr, ... snnnrrrrr ....
I'MA DA FRIGGIN POPA!
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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hahahaMore than 3 pubes so I shall complain to the authorities ;)
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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I imagine Uri psyches himself up like that before every spoon bending.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:34,
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Treat it well and a penis is a friend for life.They're like man's other, less obedient, best friend.
Popes are usually old, weird and talk funny.
(Popes are usually old, weird and talk funny.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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talk funny ? the pope does jokes ?I bet they're in latin
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:33,
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Cur gallina per viam transire maluit?Ut in altera parte viae ambularet
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:43,
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TACERUM PENISUM INTO ANUM
AND SHAKUM IT WITH YOUR ASSUM
AAAAAAAA MMM EEEEENNNN
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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AND SHAKUM IT WITH YOUR ASSUM
AAAAAAAA MMM EEEEENNNN
Aw man, I've been trying to use b3tards accounts to see if I could work out if you're a comedy account.I'd just come to the conclusion that you were HappyToast before realising HT had modded that particular image and re-hosted it on his b3tards account.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:57,
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So what you're saying isit's definitely Happy Toast.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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He's posted images from 3 different b3tards accounts. 2 are exclusively imchocked, as far as my lazy, clicking back three pages of search results can tell.The other is HT's. Make up your own mind :)
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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according to the magic of the all seeing eyethis person only has one account
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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*Lord of the Rings - Eye of Sauron reference**Something about Rob's golden ring*
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:09,
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I was getting ready to be all smug and gloaty too :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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I was waiting for something like that :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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Hey Mu, I had some of your cheese for supper.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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HoorayPiet would have been proud
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:16,
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Thank you!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:18,
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Wasn't he some general during the Boer War?*investigates*
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:21,
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Oh ohThe original
the Badly Shopped
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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Screaming at Poo III: I still know what you did last supper mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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Is my favourite teen slasher movie!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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Starring Jesus Christ of Brussels as the Last Supper Slasher mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:57,
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But his mother, Mary, survives 'cos she's a virginand them's the rules!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:58,
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*comes running in*SPANG
*runs out again*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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I thought she were talking Yorkshire t'first
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahoh fucking hell that's terrible. HAHAHHAHAHA
Shit I wish I'd thought of this :)
(Shit I wish I'd thought of this :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:43,
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ALL OF THIS! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 0:20,
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She doesn't look very pregnant to me...
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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Needs more shitvery good though, despite the lack of shit.
Chimps are good at throwing shit
(Chimps are good at throwing shit
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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i like gilbert and george and i like monkeysimjussayin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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i'm not looking to start any shiti think you'll find my papers are in order
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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I'm fucking agreeing with you.I'll fucking kill you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:43,
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Nowadays, there isn't hardly enough defenestration mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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One more year of this economy should do it.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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dun sik had ded (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:15,
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kitty mcdoobage
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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Power up the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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RIGHT UP DA RUDDA! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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Is that by Moebius?reminds me of him anyway
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:49,
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It's one of mine, Dekified.3.bp.blogspot.com/-6GvK9NebYS0/Tp3UEr2FrzI/AAAAAAAAAq0/xjoV1-0cOhQ/s1600/x60original.jpg
...
www.atomichammer.blogspot.com/
(...
www.atomichammer.blogspot.com/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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what him say (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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The mystery behind the smile
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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beret goodI'm guessing it runs on wine, cheese and surrender flags because I can't see any.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:42,
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i know where they're goin(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:45,
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I saw The Yaviers live.Chamanda Pigachu was amazing on the lute.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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leg eet to zee border
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:47,
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The idea: Spangable. The execution even moreso.
No wonder I tend to lurk
unclepills,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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Wait, it's animal art is it?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:16,
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This deserves repliesand much clickage.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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Truly ace.Notice how that Jack Russel Terrier has basically the same expression everywhere he goes? Same goes for the actor.
(,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:37,
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Don't put yourself downwhen there are other B3tards happy to do it for you.
Srsly though, I don't think it spangable at all, you silly narna. I likes it.
(Srsly though, I don't think it spangable at all, you silly narna. I likes it.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:24,
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UK's most dangerous comedian brings out new DVD
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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The more I look at this the more he looks like Peter Kay
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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airbrushing Cameron is compulsory ...... after his election poster.
It's the law.
(It's the law.
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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MOTHERFUCKIN ODOI used to watch that with my brother, he liked Odo as he lived in a bucket, Odo did, not my brother.
Also he's the best polymorph, ever.
(Also he's the best polymorph, ever.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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You are a geniusHow did I watch every episode of Deep Space 9 and not notice this?
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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hahahahahahaaa!Quickest FP ever! And quite right too.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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Looks like I picked a bad year to spend more time on Twitter than on b3ta... Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:11,
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he needs a shotgun up the sphincterI keep typing that, but it aint happened yet.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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Well stop saying it and start doing it then mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:21,
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once i have access to his sphincter i'll push several pennies up there as a test runyou can't rush these things
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:24,
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Let them age like a good wine mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:33,
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then bury them for an ass tree (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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The Last Hippo
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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aaaaw he's sleeping
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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no, jesus just poked something in his ear cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:04,
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Is the ginger with head on hand......fingering the hippo anus? I believe so.
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:26,
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That doesn't look likeofficial Monkey Beer™
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:22,
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Just what I was thinking Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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you cant seam me
bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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Son of Monkey
Click for bigger (317 kb)
hopefully not bindun
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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