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[challenge entry] "So follow me follow......"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
Very nice.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] nice cat's arse
EDIT: cat's hippopotamus' - now the subject line (yours and mine) makes sense
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] FENTON!!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# "AV IT"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# He's about to kill it or fuck it, I can't decide which
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Why assume it's one or the other?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# As the sparrow said to the elephant,
"Am I hurting you, dear?"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Nice.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha magnificent pose.. from the dog
this would have totally happened if Fenton was a terrier and not some dopey labrador
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I love that dog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hehe!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# staggering!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Because your mum, that's why:
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Great minds and so on

Blimey, from 2004!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# No no -
Fuck YOU.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Where you from, you insecty thing?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# All he needs now is a gorilla mask
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha yes!
Is that B3ta or Modern Toss? Or both?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# mofaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Nigella Brand
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# nice ! pretty eyes, makes you realise how scary Brand's stare is
also
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I think there is some mass missing from your result.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# a sexy sister !
Thanks, nice dalek image there.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I'm sorry, "realize"?
As in, you hadn't had your soul scarred by noticed it before?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha yeah,
to be honest I hadn't noticed until I saw Morgana Robinson's impersonation on Very Important People.
I try to avoid Russell Brand whenever possible.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# It's more likely to be the result of modulus than addition
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# 0_o
That's put me off my midnight snack I was going to get out of the fridge during the end credits.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Creepy scene, man.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'm hoping this isn't past its sell-by

(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# far far
better than the original
horrible twunt he is
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Disaster.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# ONWARD
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# awwwh cute
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# maybe, if it has nipples, can't quite see from here
 
(the milk is poison)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Really don't want to see this flapping around my lightbulbs.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Needs a rushing background
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# the city is doomed
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Aaarrrgggghhhhhhh
wooooooooooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Fears!!
Top work though nicely done
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# To Victory! \o/
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Yowns and argh.
I don't even know what the fuck yowns means. But it's scary.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech..
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# This doesn't look to scale
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but this is starting to scare me

Evil Alien Face Onion

previously

Troll Face Onion

WTF are iceland doing with their onions, man.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I hope you're saving these onions
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Proof of the government collaboration with Iceland to develop new sentient beings from GM root veg?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yes ! WAKE UP SHEEPLE !
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
loose, walking around amongst us shut indoors wearing tinfoil hats
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# yes, I'm saving them
by saving them I mean, I chopped them up and flung them in the oven with everything else

edit: oh wait

I should have sold it on ebay as "FACE OF JESUS ON AN ONION!"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Onion is a alien!
BEWARE!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# IT WILL USE IT'S POWERS OF BEING CHOPPED INTO SLICES AND BEING PART OF DINNER TO DESTROY US!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# i hope they made you cry
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# it did, I cried like a little girl
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "It does too look like a fuckin' rabbit, ye bastard!"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# nice use of the hole for its eye ;D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
off too photoshop I go! (done now, thanks)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha ;)

*slips into the shadows*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Top stuff.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Quality shirt, Lord.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# cheers Captain
Got it down the market, the one where I fecked up those tax collectors
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*Is reminded of the joke about Jesus catching a penny.*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha in many ways!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
#
, alorum !
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Reminds me of bunnyfingers...
www.pureevilclothing.com/bunnyonsunshine.jpg didn't stop me giving a click though.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Do you see what I see?

♫A quo, a quo,
dancing in the night
with a tail as big as a kite♫
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I've seen enough pre-Raphaelite art...

..to know where this is going.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# haha, KRAKEN!!!!
nicely done
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Haha nice one
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# yay squid rape!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# It's pre Raphaelite hentai.
Follwing a chaste courtship, they elope, the squid dies of consumption, then she drowns herself.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# he comes!!

pre-Raphaelite tentacle porn
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
You've probably seen this, already, but just in case..
'Dagon' (full movie): www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjN3ztEL9Cg
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Blimey, I've never seen that, thanks!
Check this out, though you've probably seen it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHuY2wXTd0o
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I have it in my collection. A lovely little film.
RE: 'Dagon' - it's gory in the extreme. A friend had to leave the room when the tramp-skinning scene started.
But he is a bit of a wuss.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I notice in the credits that Stuart Gordon and Brian Yuzna are involved,
which is generally a good indicator that something icky is going to happen.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Cheers, Captain!
Thoroughly enjoyed that - even the very silly tramp skinning scene!

Cheers for the heads up.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Whoa, brilliant!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# bye bye
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Very
nicely executed.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# when does this farce start?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# 27th july
i'm dancing in the opening ceremony :D on that very floor
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# are you taking the piss?

if not try sneak some kinda b3ta 'sign' :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# nope
had a rehearsal last night

apologies for the lack of cynicism

edit: that's a good idea. no idea how i'll do it i'll have a think :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I now have a reason to watch..

good luck
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Pull off a full goatse
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# congrats
Sabotage is at hand!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# thanks :)
especially as i auditioned as a drummer!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# nuts!
From drummer to dancer. But how will we recognise you? "I'm the 82nd from the left 24 rows in, holding one of the 240 yellow balls."
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# he'll be the one waggling a magenta cock
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
this has to happen
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# At the very least a paper hat, napkin and false moustache
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# He can borrow my fluffy pink cock hammer I got at the auction
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# And the ball will have three discreet lines drawn on it in black marker.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# They should leave the tree and river in there, and make the 800m an assualt course.
Maybe get some vicious monkeys in the tree, and arm them with coconuts, or populate the river with candiru.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Nice tongue action
:)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait a minute, that guitars not even plugged in! He's a phoney!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)
# \o/


*memes crossing comment
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# nice! gets a click from me
was there a thread deletion a moment ago?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Someone called Rafi deleted a picture.
8'(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# what an outrage...release the hounds
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha!
"I want to back-taxed
I want you back-taxed
For good"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Robbie Williams, a face you'd never tire of slapping
with a shovel

also, excellent :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
'knowing that i'll have accounts offshore again some day' :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# 8D

(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Corking.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
All bunched together, perfect for a double-barrel shotgun!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# bloop!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, archived)
# perfect
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, archived)
# ^all of these :D
do they get a water taxi home?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# I like that SO much
I'm actually commenting on b3ta for the first time in donkey's just to tell you so :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# aw... thank you
I feel special
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# You should
You ARE special
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# :o) Nice
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Feesh!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Yes!
That's a good one.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# great!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# awesome
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by the dawn chorus that woke me up
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# nicely, compo it!
i'll place this here, prob bindun
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# thanks, I thought I had compo'd it. Still half asleep
I like your Damien Hirst funeral arrangement
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
# i'd slice him down the centre
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, archived)
# who's a pretty boy then :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Tweet Jesus!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I wish to register a complaint
Adam: This parrot is no more.
God: Oh OK, here you go, [kapoof]
Polly: Squawk!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...


* I've misread the challenge again, haven't I?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:13, archived)
# RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Fucksuo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] on a similar note of fright
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:20, archived)
# Beautifully done!
love the tone and texture matching.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:48, archived)
# What wave matching algorithm did you use?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:55, archived)
# and you think your having a bad day
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# No bridge - Not real
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# say 'aaaah'!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Love this!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Megalodon-a-ding-dong!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I am doing a remarkably similar thing for thorsonofodin
for the charity auction
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
and so have an ancient thing for the challenge.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:47, archived)
# This mean nothing to me?
♫ Oh rmoola....
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:53, archived)
# ha!
very good. It is an Enigma. And in particular that of William Tell.

And so good night all from chilly San Franciscock.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:14, archived)
# wtc, animals and such
animals and such
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# hahaha!
i like this
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Now THIS is a thing of beauty!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# FTW
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# This is it
I think it should win
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# WTC = Woah ! Totally Cute
Ning Wobbly, that puffin made me laugh
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:34, archived)
#
laugh Fwap
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Huffin and puffin
and blowin your twin towers down
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Rawrr, and such
and such 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 5:52, archived)
# brrrrrm, and such
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 5:56, archived)
# FIERCE
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 5:57, archived)
# SERVED
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:08, archived)
# In which case
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:20, archived)
# oh
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Bloody hell, the Gay shift is running late!!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:57, archived)
# ..first thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:13, archived)
# ..or else it gets the hose again
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:26, archived)
# RAWWR
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:23, archived)
# RAWRRR *fwip* *fwip*
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:26, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:21, archived)
# you guys!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:39, archived)
# Woof!
Yay for the spackey one too.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Filth!
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 4:10, archived)
# Boat snuff!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 5:05, archived)
# WHERE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 5:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:04, archived)
# I'll see you and raise you.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# eep!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Don't worry the sun will come out tomorrow.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Yes, it will. Hovever, it'll take one look, see that and run off clear past Pluto.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:41, archived)
# ARHGZ
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 4:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:27, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:31, archived)
# OH PLZ NO
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Pope Innocent?
Guilty of 1st degree pupwank
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 1:41, archived)
# I have to be honest I'm not seeing the doggy lipstick there
so I'm going to have to say 2nd degree.
It's still heinous though.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 1:43, archived)
# you want to see more doggy lipstick, eh?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Not if it's gratuitous.
Only if it's essential to the plot.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 2:57, archived)
# You misunderstand.
He is wanking himself off with a puppy.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Ok then that's 1st degree
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 2:54, archived)
# some say I'm dumb, others say I'm conceited, on behalf of all hot girls those comments aren't needed
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 1:44, archived)
# KAPTIN
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 2:26, archived)
# It's the POPE!
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)

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