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# Don't get what all the fuss is about.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Sith Army Knife \o/
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
# It makes the noise "SWIIISSSSSSSSSS"!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:56, archived)
# haha yes
I bet there's a tyre iron in there too
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 6:51, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 7:35, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Mine is not clever or funny BUT it only took 12 mins Mr HT :-P

Load of FUCKin' noise
FL one is ready for Friday!! ©
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:48, archived)
# The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:59, archived)
#
The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:20, archived)
#
The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)
# always with the looking at the hand

noises version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Shit
Somebody did it better on links
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:16, archived)
# with noises and everything!
I was going to try and shove Rod Hulls face on the liquid metal terminator, but I don't have the magic softwares for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:18, archived)
# I can do it for you on my PS cs2 as I tiny gif for you
No one will ever know. It will be seamless pfft! Best thing in ages and makes a change from the blakes 7 trailer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# I made a full 3d Emu

I really do waste my time on stupid things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
# No need to tell me about wasting time haha
Working from home is a nightmare sometimes! Well I say working...
A whole 3D emu, FUCK. And how long did that take?! Not a waste of time at all (this one anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# He must be off making a 3d aerial or something! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:07, archived)
# the official name is 'light saber'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Ha!
I have been thinking how easy it would be to slice off one of them extra bloody bits on the new light saber.
If only I could picture it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# having now watched that colbert thing my opinion is as follows:
IT'S STILL FUCKING STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:17, archived)
# You was meant to link the drawing you did earlier!
Worst double act ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# oh okay
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1417606191/crosssaber.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:23, archived)
# I didn't click that at all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:54, archived)
# But good things come from stupid things.
Nice Kiwi ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Not always
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=36694
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:15, archived)
# "I need your clothes, your pink top hat and your glove puppet."
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# hahah bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# I for one found the matching make-up quite sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Scary that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
# not as scary as the One Kirk Eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:48, archived)
# Judging by Tony's lips, I don't think they've had their winter fuel allowance!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:55, archived)
# My god your up late young man!
Tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# I know, I know...
...I'm going now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Hey you!
Who, us?
Yes, Are you wearing makeup?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Is it giro day, Tom?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK! I wasn't ready...
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Haha COCKCAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# my mrs just saw this one and commented
out of all the shit ones youve done so far, i hate this shit one the least..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# My wife is never impressed with ANYTHING I do
Not even a FL brings a fucking smile!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# perhaps this is a conversation better had on a train, stranger..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Haha.
Is this a new game- rock,, paper, rock, paper, COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:33, archived)
# rock paper scissors was the original idea, but any chance to stick cock somewhere new
is an opportunity i cant pass up
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Took all of two minutes, apologies for rushedness... if that's a word
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse me, late entry NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
# top silly!
or bottom, as it were
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 6:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
# I think the Guardian have stopped it already
they've put up a blog page and not taken any more subs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Prolly end up this week's Image Challenge on here, then
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:48, archived)
# I like the 'Turkey again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Nice dress.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
# No it's not a...
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:40, archived)
# awwwwws
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 6:53, archived)
#


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(SODA, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
# YER CAN'T GIVE A PICARD BOOOZE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# PEANUTS WIT' LOVELY BROWN BOOZE...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:08, archived)
# If your sewing machine is broken...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Maybe it's dyslexia, but this is what I see on the shelves at WH Smiths
but this is what I see on the shelves at WH Smiths
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:13, archived)
# Jesus, what manner of beast laid that loggite
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Looks like a number 4
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Paleo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Cilla's new Blind Date format took some getting used to
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)
# And the old one
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Are you saying that Cilla is in fact a deity from the Cthulhu Mythos?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:39, archived)
# That's what I am saying, M'Lud.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:42, archived)
# She was known as Nyarlathotep in The Cavern Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:10, archived)
# So that's where kebab meat comes from
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Home snort and choking
Hahahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
*checks FP*
*puzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I drew a raven...then I gave it a jolly hat


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(I helped save b3ta! Darth Mittens, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
# what a festive harbinger of doom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
#
Ho ho croack
(I helped save b3ta! Darth Mittens, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:49, archived)
# Merry Crowsmas
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:17, archived)
# fly straight with perfection
Tis a jolly hat 🎩
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Let it Poe, let it Poe
let it Poe.

Very festive.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:02, archived)
# FIRE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:07, archived)
# I am impressed they found that many candles!
Anybody got any chestnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:13, archived)
# User number 498?
Happy B3taday old timer.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:38, archived)
# superflamage!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# 13 years... wow
Happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:53, archived)
# CANDLEFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Holy crap, is that legal?
Get out the walker, Jethro.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:21, archived)
# Whoa! Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:34, archived)
# All hail the becandled Old One!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Stoatally!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Yes you did. I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Mark Heap?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely :D
Rather than waste a thread may I leave this
here?
Cheers sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Of course you can how art thou XLVII? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Very well thank you
How art thou Mr Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Good ta!
Nice to see you around these parts again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Cheers
I'm just getting ready for the January lull/keeping sane in december rush and trying to get into Tattyshop again.
I'd forgotten more than I originally learnt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:16, archived)
# :D
You'll pick it all up again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# well, at least you waited until it left the main page before reposting it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:28, archived)
# I'm a good boy me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:44, archived)
# That's pretty wild! Square Head!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# how do you get that effect again?
I spent ages trawling through 'shoppe to try and find it... :D
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# always wondered what bbdo sans satire would be like
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:34, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Blippety boppidty bla bloop blip.
I hope that's clear now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Boom. Satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
# alitlbitofpoliticsthereladiesandgentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:35, archived)
# why is it always headwound in your pictures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Sorry bud fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
# oh, if only
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
# best christmas film ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
# this is third
die hard is first, followed by scrooged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
# all wrong
5 way tie It's a wonderful life, Trading Places, Elf, Muppets Christmas Carol and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
and I know you hate Elf, but you're very, very wrong ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:05, archived)
# ELF?! ELF!!!!!
not seen it or It's a wonderful life or any national lampoons film or scrooged for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
# it's got Zooey Deschenel singing in the shower
and a plasticine narwhal.

It's very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
# My interests have been piqued
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah, ELF is shit, and National Lampoon is a MUST SEE!!!
See the best, fuck the rest. (Christmas Story is great too).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 5:44, archived)
# I'll give you It's a Wonderful Life, but raise you Bad Santa, our family's favourite Christmas film!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)
# not enough hitler
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:58, archived)
# hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:13, archived)
# DEFO YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Boom
And ting!

'noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Afterningles chief.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
Nicely. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:54, archived)
# don't know why
but looking at that makes me want a pee...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Spray and pray, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
# nice :)
And nice tagging too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
# hopefully they won't sue :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Also... Bet they don't pick this one too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha, I reckon they will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Well I've sent it and we shall see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Also!
That Green Part Card is bloody great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# there needs to be a new word to describe the levels of hate this creature causes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:27, archived)
# does this make you feel better?
amazing paint skillz I know

(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Aww, I just finished this one! Where do I enter?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Bloody show off :D
https://witness.theguardian.com/assignment/547da764e4b032d37123d36f
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)
# ta
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# only coz u r in teh FLFP club tho!
I'm going to try and get a FL on the Guardian comp! Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Good luck with that!
How many FLFP members are there now?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# 2
Just you and Atomlick
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Ha Ha...the elusive FLFP.
Keep the dream alive.....Cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Mine's vanished!!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
# GUNZ!!!!!!
Strange a
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers :)
I doubt if the Guardian will post it though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)
# They didn't post these ones!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Philistines...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
Naziflakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
# This from Ninj was on there. But now removed!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/11117445
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Look at me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# Fucking superb
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Say 'play-doh' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# :)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# i want to smoosh all of them together
and end up with a giant mister grey/brown/green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
#
mister grey/brown/green dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:42, archived)
# bit too malleable for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Brad Dourif and Derek Griffiths are looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
it is too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
FUck


Woo Sir!

*edits in old pea*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Yeap!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Cor!
Nice jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:31, archived)
# WORST..CHRISTMAS...SINGLE...EVA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)
# OMD's new album cover?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ALL CLEAR...


Click for bigger (366 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Nice one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Haha phew
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Despeckled

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
# took me a minute
also, needs more stairlift
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
# You got to hand it to him though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Also. Another one on for HT \o/
Mind the seams on the middle one. I'm not sulking!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18, archived)
# OH LOOK A 3RD FROM HT
AND ONE FROM NINJ
Fuck sake. Is the Daily Star doing a picture comp?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# so THAT'S where all the b3tans have gone
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
# don't these newspaper types do any work themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Light weights Froggie
none of 'em have managed to sneak a FUCKLIFT in yet!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:52, archived)
# I'm ok now I have 2 on the site!
OMG TO ADD A FL!!!! FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Today Lashkar Gah...tomorrow Games Workshop Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
I was looking for a 'freebase' or 'fuck' in the pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Off with his FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas Icons FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
# WTF
AYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6502972
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# It was a question of course it wasn't helpful pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
# That's not you in my picture by the way :D
Meaning it looks like you a bit, not a loner
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
# :D
Ning Froggie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Ning Ninj
You sent any in yet?
https://witness.theguardian.com/assignment/547da764e4b032d37123d36f
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Ooh not yet, will do!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
Never noticed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# shopped pics only
Nice work mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Needs more burning Irak in the background, but that's a detail.
It's tops mate. We bow before thee.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Ooh ta!
I only noticed the Blair 'self use' the other day, they were great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Looks like a friend of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:30, archived)
# What ,
Me worry?
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:05, archived)
#
oa
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
# I don't get it
This is Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine's face, replacing Tony Blair's?

Why Alfred E. Neuman?

Pinocchio's face with a long nose might have been a better choice, since that might make sense if you were going with the "LOL Blair is a liar" motif (in which case a BLIAR title would make it relevant).

Seriously interested in why you chose that face, unless it was a "I need a funny face! LOL!" train of thought, in which I would not be in the least bit surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# I'm not in the least bit surprised at your question.
If you look closely, you'll see that Tony Blair's mouth and teeth are very similar to Alfred's, hence the pic.
Are you keeping up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Tony Blair does not have a gap in his teeth
The only similarity is that they both have teeth and lips.

So thanks for confirming the utter dullness of your wit, Ninjypops. It's ok though, I understand - funny, on-point, relevant political satire is hard to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Whereas your wit shines like a shiny bright thing
You pepper the 'Popular' page with your jollity, to which we thank you…oh, hang on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
# haha, yeah, luckily I don't judge my self-worth on how many clicks I get from my mates on a dead message board
That would be quite tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Yet you still keep coming back for more with schoolboy bully tactics
Now that IS tragic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Schoolboy bully tactics? I asked you a question about your thought processes
I personally think there is something quite sad in a grown man holding up his Popular Page click count as something of which I may be jealous. How many clicks these days get things on the popular page?

You're not a schoolboy anymore Ninj, stop playing the victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# That's funny
I don't recall me mentioning anything about MY Popular Page click count? read back and see, bless you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, of course not Ninj.
"Six... On the Popular page. Get in!!!"
"Another FP!!! Get in!!! :)"

No Ninj.. Bless YOU! Semicolon Closed bracket
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Nowt to do with me Bob but I would have thought
"MAD" was enough of a cross reference.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# So why didn't you say that before, Herman?
I mean, it still makes no sense other than "LOL Blair brought us into a war through misinformation so he must be MAD! LOL!", which seems to be about as deep as your wit allows you to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
# You seem to use LOL rather a lot.
If I do laugh out loud, I have never felt the need to tell people so, let alone use the acronym.
ROFLCopter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Semicolon closed bracket
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/10643?q=lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Semicolon, capital D. Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Last word
Your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Oh, that's it then?
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Er, I think. Isn't it your turn again?
I'm losing track, i'm also beginning to like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Ah the "disarm" gambit
From which psychotherapist did you pick up that approach?

From what I have said to you before, I clearly know you don't like me, so this attempt at course-switching is both clumsy, transparent and half thought-through.

You know, like the image at the top of this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Damn!!
There's me thinking you'd fall for it :) I'd comment on your pictures, but, sadly, there doesn't seem to be many to comment on. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# No, because I haven't posted any pics here.
Keep going though, ignoring my comments and not being upset and that.

Oh, "LOL xx ;)"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# I think you've clearly got the wrong site.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Oh! Maybe
I was looking for the thriving, purile, on-the-edge of bad taste comedy website b3ta.

Where can I find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# You're here!
Full of jolly, funny folk who try and bring a bit of humour to the day. Try it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# What a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Do us a forklift pic with Freebase's face on it
They're good they are
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 7:58, archived)
# I would have said George Bush
Looks more like Neumann
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Thunderclap?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# ahh the post that inspired board to do something else
You can thank me next time
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:08, archived)
# Yes, do pop in again dear boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:50, archived)
# Thanks!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Merry?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# hooray for invisible people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
# invisible eddie hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# looks like they rejected your nazi santa farage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Cunts!
You have 3 on the site now :D
Again... CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
# you're an angel, he's a tree
rise above it, froggie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Send it to Farage
*dares yer :P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# That means looking up stuff 'n that!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)

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