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[challenge entry] win-win?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] More good really
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:36, archived)
# Ah KY Jelly, for women who married for money.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] FIFA brand Handcuffs:
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Alcoholics Anonymous


(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] they had to close because of the overheads...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha. I got bored of doing this half hearted attempt. Seams ok though
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:13, archived)
# was it the hat?
you added the hat right?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:16, archived)
# I told you I got bored :(
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:18, archived)
# well i think the other sponsors are a clue as to how to fill your time...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)
# I just hope they are really porn sites.
Never heard of any of them...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
# Vodafone, that's just dirty
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:30, archived)
# porn?!
well i, i had no idea. I'd probably go on them to get directions as to how to get off of them.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
# You know your stuff!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Phewee…:(
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me just park this pea here while i think of summat new...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)
# How are you pronouncing that?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
# beethreeta of course
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:37, archived)
# Oh fuck
hahaha :D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
# The best imam can get?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 12:13, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Bad Sponsors

Everything is sponsored these days, tv shows, films, sports teams, pop group tours etc.
Sometimes the sponsor makes sense, other times less so, but it can almost always be more inappropriate.
Spend the week messing with these lucrative branding deals in ways that make us laugh.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:05, archived)
# Ffs who voted for this
Nobody
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:14, archived)
# so many people got you on ignore ;)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:16, archived)
# Haha :)
Oh I voted for it!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
# Yeah alright
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)
# I'll fax you a cup of industrial strength Swedish coffee
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:34, archived)
# 'teeth' please rob
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Children in Need sponsored by Marie Stopes Centres
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
# It's not QOTW!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:18, archived)
# the picture was too graphic
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:12, archived)
#

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] DID SIK DIN'T SIK

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Think I may skip the midnight snack now
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:25, archived)
# \m/
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
# Sick as charbroiled penguin shit, but very well done.
*reluctantly clicked, as it will haunt my fav-list*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
# o/\o
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:19, archived)
# "And the nominations for Best Analogy 2015 are as follows..."
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:20, archived)
# Utterly horrible,
cunnilingus never looked so exciting.
*click*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:35, archived)
# I used some of my own teeth, they weren't doing so well in my mouth.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:39, archived)
# What did you expect them to do?? o_O
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:43, archived)
# I hoped they would stay in my mouth, that's pretty much it.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:48, archived)
# Mine are in but, are 30% metal.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:57, archived)
# Artz!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 2:09, archived)
# Ta!
Some of it is bubblegum which I chewed with my teeth.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 2:40, archived)
# The subject of nightmares! Well done.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 3:33, archived)
# Oh that's very nasty
very nicely shopped too
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 3:22, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Just in time for breakfast
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:24, archived)
# WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wouldn't wanna stick it in there
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)
# No I certainly wouldn't like that at all.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:05, archived)
# 0_o
Lovely.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 12:22, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Why the big pause?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 23:41, archived)
# ...............................hai psycho bear
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 23:48, archived)
#

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:02, archived)
# Oh you with ya come to dinner eyes
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Coooooooweeeee

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, this one has got teeth in it too



(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Many of my images have teeth in them, that's handy

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Teeth, fuck yeah



(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 0:23, archived)
# THE ULTIMATE FORM
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:31, archived)
# Grace Jones has a new look.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 6:34, archived)
# Oh hi bear
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Bean


(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 23:09, archived)
# What software did you use to create your animation? I would like to start doing them!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Photoshop CS old as fuck 2!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah teeth!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 'night
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:36, archived)
# i feel like I should recognize those chops
...not lambchops either
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:49, archived)
# ...*YAWN*...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:57, archived)
# Boris?
:D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "We've rendered them safe by removing their gnashers"

(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:35, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Pfft!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:39, archived)
# Oh excellent =)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)
# Jelly lols
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:13, archived)
# not so fucking jelly
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
# Em... Who Ninj??
EDIT: Ooooooooh!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)
# I'm not entirely ready for that jelly.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 20:02, archived)
# Since his resignation, he's become quite evangelical in his opposition to the new order

(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:12, archived)
# that is one hell of a deal!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:17, archived)
# Not easy to sell in the winter
Saying that it's even harder in the Summer!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:23, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:37, archived)
# a.k.a. Wanking Wazzock.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Say the words, Ron. SAY THE WORDS! YES! YES! aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGgghhhhh.....augh.....hoooooo..............yeeah.....
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:59, archived)
# never played any of them, what's so good about it?
going by the trailer, its clearly not the graphics. Was that running on last gen?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:01, archived)
# They're quite enjoyable games
Been a fan since the first. Graphics took a leap with Fallout 3 and New Vegas.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:06, archived)
# For me, it's the exploration element.
Sifting through the ruins of the world, working out just what happened.
Everything you see in the game tells its own little story and uncovering it all for yourself (there's no hand-holding. nothing is spelt out for you) is very addictive.
If you've time to spare, I highly recommend Fallout 3.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Just get the expansion pack straight off the bat and spare yourself the hideous anticlimax of the original ending.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:12, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:05, archived)
# Ambience above everything for me.
Scale. Desolation. Fabulous soundtrack. Shiny textures are waaaaay down the list for me.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Gameplay.
not everything is about graphics.
Depth of story, engaging gameplay, fun weapons, huge open world to explore with their own little secrets to find. Working out just what happened before the bombs hit and after...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# It's a marvellously detailed
Fascinatingly drawn world. There's a real sense of place and of ambience to it. You can lose yourself in sneaking around the wasteland for hours, exploring buildings, stalking enemies, reading notes and trying to work out what happened. Just immensely playable and absorbing. I think my first playthrough of Fallout 3 totalled something like 150 hours.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah the graphics aren't the best in that clip.
I'll be playing on PC, so I'll mod it if it annoys me. Having said that, I've never bothered modding a Fallout game yet. Once the gameplay kicks in, they're generally very immersive games, and I think once you're into them then the quality of the graphics tends to get forgotten.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# noone in their right mind would spend hours days weeks playing fallout 1 and 2
despite the clunky controls

Completely bonkers, really, but I think we all did. Madness.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 21:51, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Hype train now boarding.
I have never played a Fallout game. I think they started during my gaming fallow years.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Fallout 3 and New Vegas are very good.
If you have access to a 360 and plenty of time you could do a great deal worse. Can probably pick them up for buttons these days.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:18, archived)
# I'm on PC only at the moment.
I'm guessing a discounted Steam bundle might be imminent though, so I might pick them up. God knows when I'll get round to play them though, truly we are spoiled for choice these days.

Friends are trying to get me into the alpha for Ark: Survival Evolved at the moment, but I'm trying to save up for a new graphics card to replace my good but ancient model.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:26, archived)
# I heard a rumour there is a steam sale approaching.
Good time to pick them up. (also PC is the best esp. for Bethesda games, the modding community are brill).
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 19:59, archived)
# They're all pretty self contained.
They nod to one another, as they're all set in the same world, but there's no overlapping narrative.
I started with Fallout 3.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:18, archived)
# The fanbois on Reddit are probably treating this like the 2nd coming of Christ, free doughnut day and a local visit from Felicia Day, all in one
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:30, archived)
# computers are only for serious work
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Whatever turns you on then a!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:28, archived)
# you love the money-shots showing the forks slowly penetrating the pallets don't you?
phwoar
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 19:44, archived)
# new-fangled witchcraft!
*huddles in the corner with a gamecube*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
# HA! Gamecube is the last game console I ever bought -- and it was pre-owned.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# this one isn't mine
it's just allowed to live at my house. it belongs to a mate who has accused me of sleeping with it as he hasn't beaten me at mariokart for 2 years! :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:05, archived)
# I don't judge..
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:06, archived)
# do you understand my board sig?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:07, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
:)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Gamecube is a bloody brilliant machine
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)
# Dunno
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Bless...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 14:56, archived)
# cheer up, droopy
i'm sure you've siphoned off a nice pension for yourself
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:06, archived)
# he probably won't enjoy that if he's getting bummed in prison
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
# he might be enjoy being bummed in prison
anyway, look at the droopy sod! talk about throwing a sausage roll up an entry!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:32, archived)
# haha what a lovely euphemism!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
# This will be the biggest scandal to come out of the FIFA investigation. The screams never end.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)
# beautiful
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Dairylea Gravy Triangle
Pandora Sausage, "The Glutes". Heroes for a modern age.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:27, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Looks like something that would appear in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
For example, from 7:25:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWGTOgT_Uqo
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:30, archived)
# That was amazing!
I can't believe I've never even heard of that show.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
poor Mr Testiclehead
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:41, archived)
# The horror, the horror!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
WOO!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 14:17, archived)
# they all look brilliantly brainwrong
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 14:56, archived)
# Top
Arts
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:04, archived)
# 3 hairs per ball!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:48, archived)
# The new Sponge Bob characters?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Loves
Hugs
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 1:42, archived)
# Miserable commute? not any more!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
# But the whole network would stink of chlorine
I'm not sure you've thought this through
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:51, archived)
# sponsored pegs on noses, simple.
you worry too much
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Ooo you're good
*throws money at screen*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:56, archived)
# You can use ozone or salt water instead of chlorine
Our local pool is saltwater.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Isn't ozone a toxic gas?
(I am not renowned for my science knowledge, so apologies if I'm doing a stupid)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:59, archived)
# Everything is toxic
It's a gas mixed in with water in this application.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:08, archived)
# This would not necessarily be a bad thing,
considering it's a bit smelly to start with.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:20, archived)
# I think you mean "stinks of piss".
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Would also be full of wee all the time.
Oh wait...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Going up is still boring though
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:04, archived)
# ski lift with dildo attachment
FUNDERGROUND!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:08, archived)
# OK I'm in
in on
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:12, archived)
# wombling free
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:05, archived)
# I'm a bit worried about the runoff onto live rails, but
it's definitely got legs.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)
# meh, there's no evidence to suggest that would be dangerous
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)
# Some cunt will still stand on the left :D
jusayin
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:24, archived)
# Relatedly...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 13:55, archived)
# They're all bloody at it...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
But who will be the 3rd? Jean-Claude my money is on
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)
# he's been doing that ice beer stuff for years
probably Tom Cruise as the new face of Asda Flowery Baps
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:20, archived)
# Oh! I thought that was...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
# Chuck Norris for Fruit Pastilles
;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Why? I guess he kneads the dough
/1970sJokeBook
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:32, archived)
# You have gone up a decade?!
XD
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
# This can only end in a bread fight
to the death!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:35, archived)
# So... no loafing about
(, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)

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