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# A new Sci Fi movie

(click for biggie)

Synopsis:

Bruce Willis plays Dante Noble, a psychologist sent into space to try and unrage our angry planet with co-stars Barbara Striesand, Hugh Jackman, Robin Tunney and staring Dante's son who has stowed away on the space shuttle, Frankie Muntz.

The movie ends 35 minutes from the start when the earth suddenly becomes less mad as supporting actress Barbara Striesand leaves orbit with the rest of the crew. No longer needed as an planetary psychologist, Bruce Willis fullfils his duty by throwing Striesand out the airlock.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i think i've seen that one.
possibly.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# wow
what a saga
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# i read your name
as rugeater...
hmm
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Those Summer Knights
Took her jousting;
Then slayed a dragon.

Held a banquet,
Drank mead by the flagon…
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# tell me more, tell me more..
lalala
*bang*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# i hate grease.
i hate grease the country, the film and the stuff that lubricates.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# but knights are fun
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# true.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hehehehe
wooo!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Bap-tism
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# your posts are full of carbohydrates tonight
well done!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# L00n
W/Y/H
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# BAPS!
BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS! BAPS!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] anyone know this song ?


pulp fiction, actually not a bad song ...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# no
but if you hum it i'll try and play along
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# jungle boogie
bee dee da boop..bee dee da boop..
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Please note: this CANNOT be mistaken for porn.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# um
yes it can
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# can i have the original?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# That IS the original;
My ex-girlfriend used to rescue hedgehogs and keep them in the folds of her skirt.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Hey...
nice beaver!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I thought it must be a beaver
But it looks more like a hedgehog to me.

Ouch.

Edit: Mindpiss?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yes
animal porm
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Goodboy! Fetch the data!

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Sir Sand,
Goblin,
Googlist.

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# if i tried that,
it'd be really fucking boring.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# not if you split it in a funny place
ie bana/naman or ban/anaman
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# sl
im ?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# sli
m
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# oooooh
very nice
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I can see that
Hanging in the Tate Modern, no problems...~s~
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Have some burberries

Must learn to use Photoshop.
That was too difficult in Corel Photopaint.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# much as i hate burberry
that's top work!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Ohhhh
Clever..~applauds!~
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i posted
burberry juice a while ago.
Was a completely shit picture.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# arf! loooooooooooon
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# hehe
haha! cool!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# that's really good
you could probably sell that to burberry and make a couple of bob for yourself.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# so
pretty.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# What is all this about Burberry?
(an old fart enquires.)
I fail to see why the Burberry check is now a subject for derision (although I may be biased, having a Burberry trenchcoat, bought some 20 years ago in the forlorn hope of looking like Sam Spade).
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# snarf!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Chuckling
hehehehehhe
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# bit below the belt that
but funny :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Minger the Merciless


Somehow it was better in my head.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# surely
you mean even worse?!? i know the image is worse now that its in my head

woo though
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# threadjack.....
im working on a compo entry but its gonna be a bit cramped at 280x can someone help a poor n00bie out and tell me the code to clickify it ?

pleeeeease?

aww
go an
goan
goan

aw ye will
ye will ye will ye will
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
#
<a href="url of big piccy"><img src="url of small piccy"></a>
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# my thanks kind sir :)
im off to generate a lawsuit from elton john and michael jackson in one fell swoop :D

Edit:
disney too :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# yep
can someone try anonymous FTP to :
80.193.33.22/
on port 21?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
#
fjdfghj
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# what program did you use?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# the windows commandline
ftp.exe
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# cheers :)
thanks muchly
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Didn't
work.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# How do you write code in a post
without it turning into code
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# you have to really
concentrate
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Use entity tags
e.g. &lt; for < and &copy; for ©

Note: these won't work on the subject line.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
#
I don't know :S
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Oh god..
pleas make it go away...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# argh run away run away
can anyone access :
80.193.33.22/
through the internet browser?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# i can
am i special?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:46, archived)
# no you're not
i can do it too
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# my mommy says i'm special
and i can do it
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Are those statements connected?
Or are they mutually exclusive?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i'd never thought about until you said that...
if so my mother would need to be able to read the future... which is impossible.... nyarg existential uncertainty

*explodes in a puff of logic*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I'm not special
And I can access it
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# CAN YOU ALL TRY AGAIN?
and see if you can access it now?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# now i can't
am i special?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# yes very.
now try again :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# and its back
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# wahey!
that's the way it should be :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# No
Nor me
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# yup
still going
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
#
da
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Someone got married..
..woo yay for them
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# yes - it looks odd.
ok? jillajang??
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# ylangylang
?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# like billabong
just not.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# YAY! :)
thank you! i can't access it internally, but externally you can HOORAY!!!! WOOOO WOOO WOOO :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# and remember,
opera users can access the site at 1354834198
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# er, can they?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# yar
its yer site phone number - internet explorer doesn't use them anymore - you can do the cnn@1354834198/news trick
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# nah your havvin a larf int ya?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# no!
Can somebody confirm this please - typew 1354834198 into the opera address bar
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Do you think she'd get on well with this chap?

Repost
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# lol
That's freakily funny
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# reminds me of the fun we had last year
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# looooooooon
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# yeah,
we used to get 50 Jade pig/minger pics a day quite easily.
It was the same joke, and not even a funny one.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Ah
Those were the days.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# haven't seen a BB post yet
this year
* crosses fingers *
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Oooo noooo!
You've cursed it!

If the flood comes I'm blaming you.
:)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# bang
on
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# and to think....
someone had sex with her!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I'm jammin' ... jammin'


and I hope this jam is gonna last ...

sry for size but i wanted transparency
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# 168kb is fine
woo to the pic!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# now that little fellah
really is chillin'

w/y/h!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I know that marmot anywhere!
hee hee

blindsound.free-host.com/Marmotrace.html

Blatant Repost!!

Edit: Well. My bastard friend has deleted it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I never knew
i was being filmed last night.....

woosome indeed
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# woo
to being that relaxed
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# superb


(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
#


thankyou magic donkey
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhh
poor pecker.

make him deflate like a balloon next time!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# But which one
is which?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# peckers yellow
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# wooooooooooooo!
yay houplaaa!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo for dangerous things!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# pffffft.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Tit
never blinks. That is the sign of an evil bird.

Woo and yay to the anim.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# oh please
thats not the end of the little fella
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# im proud to have witnessed the
birth and evolution of a new anim :)

top stuff m8 keep up the good work
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
That is top work!

I love the lil fella!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Gladys is amused
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Is that a Kiwi?
The yellow one looks like a kiwi from the New Zealand Story game. Didnt that have bows and arrows in as well??
image here
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Woo!
Pecker should have the bow.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I wasn't sure it's be possible but here's oCo 98% - Unsure in a googlist perspective


if I said "Aisha, I'm vibrating" would anyone understand?

Anyone who makes one, add it to this thread please www.b3ta.com/board/1306103
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Woo and Yay
for whatever the hell it is. Someone has to explain to me what googlist is, so i can join in.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i too
need to know this.
Is it just searching for various words in someone's screen name and using the first pictures that appear?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I
don't think I'll try splitting your name =P
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# you use google images and make 2 searches
so for your username the obvious one would be Mr and Skye and you mix whatever the 1st result (barring red x, in which case you go to the second etc) is together.
There've been a couple of animated ones which were nice, 1 source pic was an animation, the other was part of the result.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# here's one
of the results for the last bit of my name, lis

www.lesbianinformationservice.org/lis.gif
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# that is quite scary
how did you split up his name?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Unsure is the scary bit
oco 98% came up with quite suprisingly his house maybe www.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/ocotillo/retreat98/images/oco98_07.jpg
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I think this could
be made more fun by joining the first two porn pictures found by google for someones name
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i put in part of my name
and came up with this which i think is spectacular on its own
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes, that is really something isn't it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# someone needs to make a joke about
sand in her cleavage or something... i'm sure theres something applicable
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I think it is an actual real life
Sand Goblin
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# of the female variety
i would assume
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# The really scary thing is I've seen pictures of a guy
looking like that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# what..
like a freaky sandcastle?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Aisha
by death in vegas?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# woo
the iggyness
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# yeah.
Have you seen the video where this woman is runnng away from something? Reminded me of that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:45, archived)
# ahh
yes.. odd
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Thank you !
That's as unsure as expected :)

btw it's not my house, but it's definetly the kind of leather mask I'd like to have ... well maybe not after all ...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] everyone's having so much fun with this compo
but all my entries have been poor

(and it is a good song, so my bad)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# that's excellent!

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I think...
that is superbly rendered!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Brummie Baywatch
just for those who wonder where the clip went, you can now view it at....

www.picturedot.com/ArtistDefault-VideoPage.asp?VideoSpeed=H&VID=4642

or click here instead
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# that is very kind of you,
to give me the choice.

But I choose not to bother, for I am lazy.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# youre quite welcome
the world is all about choice and i choose 4
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] .


Edit: 377 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 26 seconds until release date
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Oh my
I so would!
twins too!
woo+yay
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# hooray for twins!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Gourd evening
SSG
Good to see I'm not the only one then
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Yippee for Triplets!
:oP
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# triplets?
freaks.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# But think
of the possibilities...

*goes for a cold shower*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Exactly!
Quadruplets..........?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# You're sick!
Or a porn director
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# to be honest,
i don't think that, in reality, many sisters would enjoy sharing sexual experiences.

I for one would not enjoy sharing a lady with my twin brother.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# awww
you are spoiling the whol illusion
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# apologies.
I would love to share filthy, naked experiences with my siblings.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# woo and yay
for sibling sex... in the female sense...not the sir sandgoblin way... definitely not

/coat
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# if you arent careful
You'll end up sharing a cell with Jonathan King
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# At 16 they are legal
And in the unlikely event that they consented, there is nothing wrong with it
Not in a legal sense. I'm only a couple of years older than them
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Woo and Yay
The one thing they ever did that i would watch!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# glass cock by now
Im sure, but there will be people here who havnt seen this yet, and it must, be seen.

www.fys.uio.no/~morad/bushwhacked2.mov

fnord? you around? excited yet? Im busting in my breeches to get to hambourg man.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# This thread needs a picture

reeeeepost!

And yes, bushwacked is great
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Hello, yes, yes and yes!
and more yes.

We're gonna party like it's Neinty Neinty Nein
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Mwhahahaha


Damn rude boys...

Sorry, my mate was logged in and I don't want him getting credit for my masterpiece, ;)...

So many people would buy this sort of thing, how sad...>
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# you could actually
probably sell the idea to ford, and make a mint or two...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I would buy it
I'm not a rudeboy.
I alos think the burberry licensed sunglasses are pretty sharp
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# why jerome why?
its me luke
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# ubdone the spackies yet?
huh?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# you deserve a
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# .
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Headshaving!


/relurks
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I have one of those at home!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Shaving your ass
is wrong.

Less so than shaving your chest but still wrong.
I need new razors =// Edit: 'For my face'
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# that is a super way
to cut the lawn though
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# It's a googlist perspective of Reverend Dan
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# its.....
Father Jack with a suntan
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# YAY !
This googlist perspective idea is top !
well done Prof.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yay!
thanks fnor... i mean tainting!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# awright chappie,
I believe you were at the mcnastys last eve, fun?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# yeah it was good but i left early
and missed a load of people. very jealous about this hamburg trip!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# what are the rules?
I wanna play
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# split your name into two
ie munk and t0n then you have to use the number 1 google result for each of those and shop them together



edit:oooh good results for you!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yeah
It's arbitrary where you split the name, I tend to use a syllable break if it's just 1 word, or if a name has several words then put some in 1 search and some in the other.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# These are most amusing
Fine idea.

Ah well. Have to stop lurking and pretend I'm a dwarf now.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)

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