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# back away
slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# eek
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# no
i want to love it
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# send for...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# steve irwin
the cross between david attenbrough and a cheeseburger

i despise him
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# noooo
he's great..."cripes cobber thats a huge snake...quick get the barbie"
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I've warned you
once already ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# i know
and i promise i'll be nice to at least one person before the day is out*

* not a promise - i've started drinking
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# no
be nice to everyone. be fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# i'm nice to everyone on the
board, i'm a fluffy person

it's just certain celebrities that get to me

davina mccall = fucktard
you and other people on the board = approachable

see?
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# you say that now...
you haven't met me : P coming to the Halloween bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# i don't know of this bash
i'm only going to my first mini-bash tomorrow - and i hardly know anyone going - i just need a night out because my life's not peachy at the moment

it should be fun - drinking is fun
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I just like to see him
stick his thumb up croc's bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# "Crikey!
My pants are tight!"
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Crikey!
(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Crikey
that's fantastic...I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# crikey
I've been reduced
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i should think so
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# bugger this im
going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I can tell that this challenge will disturb me
is the man on the right Klan or a dunce?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# OHH
could I swap my scaletrix for a train set ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Of course, these days,
it would be 020 7811 8055.

Which doesn't really fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I don't
get it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# its
the number of the multi coloured swap shop...I quess it will only work on us old bastards of the board.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Aaaaaaah
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I'm very impressed
that you remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# ahhh
thats the power of the number of the subconscious mind of a 8/9 yr old....i cant recall how old i was when it was....all i remember is staring at maggie philbins chest....well it was a toss up between hers and sally james on the other side....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# you
tossed up over Maggie Philbin??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Okay
there are some things in my life i`m not exactly happy with and thats just one of them....ya had to make me remember didnt you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# you started it!
I didn't bring it up : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Okay
....it was me i admit it....I think it might of been the voice...that or how serious she could look at times on tomorrows world....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# was Sally James the braless one?
I watched those 'I love the '70's' shows
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# yes
she was i think....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# nope. that was
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# ah
well you have to realise this was all before my time
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# no no no no
that was tiswas
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# In fact
I want to college with the baby Phantom
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# me neither
but luckily theres some old bastards on the board.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
took me a few minutes, but i got there eventually
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
#


/old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
Why oh why has that number been permanently
stuck in my head for the last twenty years?
And why isn't that frontpaged yet? It'll be
round the internet and back again in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# me too
01 if your outside london 811 8055
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# YES!
God I can hear him saying it!
Will swap: Trivial Pursuit, Genus Edition for
Three Bed detached chateau in the South of France.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# and
i`m surprised no one has mentioned poshpaws yet.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# here's
an interesting fact, posh paws isn't swap shop backwards.

what was the name of that big clear ball filled with letters? was it eric?
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# It was!
Have a present :)
www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/swapshop/videoclips/video3.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# wow
you're the best. that's made my day. i've got people watching it with me
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# think so...
christ its hurting my mind trying to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Bah!
I was more of a Tiswas fan
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# heheheh
YES!

the `phone number you`ll NEVER ever forget!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# to add a little more fluff
to the board, here's another drawing of mine. this one's of my friend taking a photo of a ladybird in the park, as i'm fairly sure you can see :)



if anyone wants to suggest anything i'm happy to give it a go, despite the exploding dog comments that'll follow :)
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# There you are
I love your work by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# here i am
sorry i've not been around much, i bet you've all missed me tons.
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I just like your drawaings
you, of course, are nothing to me*

*100% a LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# SNAP!
I'll swap you a Farmer Barleymow for a PC Plod. And then I'll have a Strawberry milkshake. Bodtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# awww fluff.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i love that pic
can you do a hot air balloon being flown by pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i'll do my best
stick around and i'll post it later
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hooray
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Never ask the artist
for specific requests. That was DaVinci's and Van Gogh's downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# well if i'm crap from now on
you know who to blame.

of course, if i'm crap now...
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# yay
for ladybirds!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# looking for a Tourettes post
I have been trawlin the archives for a post of a brain scan showing the word c*nt, posted about a month ago, anyone know how to find it, cos it's driving me crazy.
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# thats me that was
one sec...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ta-daaa
here
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# hadn't seen that
have a late woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# tourette's post
bless you Zac, you are a Friday evening God.
D'you mind if I share with a doctor friend who will get a big kick outa this?
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# sorry 'bout delay - was eating.
yeah... go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# you are allowed to eat ffs
Even gods have needs
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Did I mention I was eating kittens?
the source of my "powers"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Wahey, one less fookin kitten in the world
go for it oh "powerful" one....
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# While Zac digs that out....
...some good general advice is to use google to search for board things. Something like

"Tourettes brain scan" + b3ta

:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] SPAM!!!!!!
(Kael, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
all of you go and put a fucking KKK hood on martin luther and be done with it

ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# irritated much?

(Kael, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# only by shit
comps and shitter entries into said comps
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Just a suggestion
which I made earlier. To diffuse some of this tension over the challenge, why don't those who don't like it turn images off in their browsers, and only view the images which aren't challenge entries?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# because i don't have a problem with the shit comp
as such.

but come on, be more original than putting a fucking hood onto any picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# it was actually a piss take
since there is so much spam for this comp

But there ya go.

didn't your mum ever tell you that "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all"
(Kael, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ooooooOOOOOOOooooooooh !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# slag
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# what kills me is that this compo
is basically a bandwagon.

for which i've had my head taken off.

edit: i do not think the post is crap. i think it's great, as most bandwagons are. :)
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Not really.
There's a bandwagon within every challenge, except maybe last weeks, but there's been some very individual posts as well already.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# well, virtually every challenge
can be construed as a bandwagon, but some lend themselves more readily than others. this one and the smoking one leap to mind, from the recent challenges. it's easy to slap a hood or a cigarette in any image and call it a compo entry.

the "new uses for children" and "if cats ruled the world" competitions, conversely, have no visual meme (cigarette, hood, etc) that make it painfully simple to create a legitimate challenge entry.
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# yes but the "subtle" compo
forced us to use out brains, and they have all overheated so we need something simple to counter it

and what could be simpler than taking the piss out of the KKK?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# run

clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I like that, I do !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# "Zion train is coming our way"

or was it:
"Lion train is coming our way"?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] So
thats what it is for...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# ahem...
train departs at 12:01 out of platform 666.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Gymnastics?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yes...
thats it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# nope
it's clearly for GLAAAAAAAADIATOOOOOOOOOOORS.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# hah
made me guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Haven't done a badger in at least a week..

A still from the movie B:I-2
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# MASH
POTATO!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Is it just me
that saw that laser as coming out from the badger's arse rather than moving towards it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# just you
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# the real laser is red with a confined beam,
there's no way in hell it could cut through that table. in fact, it didn't: when making goldfinger, there was a chap with a great big blowtorch under the table, and he didn't know when exactly to stop. connery was showing real fear.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# no it's
not even touching the badger's arse,

not yet anyway's. time for a quick shop methinks
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Oh dear.
I really do have problems, don't I...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Badgers yay.
I just found this. Be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Guess how I found it.
Just guess.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I
want it
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# buy it,
just to see what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# a dildo
probably but theres always the chance of it being peanuts.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# how about
a dildo shaped like a giant peanut? that has interesting possibilites...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# yes
yes it does
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I shant
nope, cannot be impressed by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# "Will not ship internationally."
Quite right too, i wouldn't want those getting about
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# hmm.
redmond, wa is in the U.S...

i'm in the U.S....
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# No I expect you to die
Top shoppage
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# heheh
Wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# BBBBBAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Anyone been watching badgercam?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# havent' seen anything yet
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Question of the week


Who is Patrik Moore?


Please reply if you know! Thanks! =)
(MackanZoor, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# he plays the xylophone.
he's a cultural phenomenon and astronmer extraordinaire.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Games master!
he's an astronomer who can play the xylophone
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# finally,
people who remember the context of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I don't remember
the context of it, I've just heard it on here so often
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# did you ever play
Daley thompsons decathalon?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I've never
even heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# it was a sports simulation
and in order to compete at any event, from shot putt to hurdles, you had to waggle the joystick rapidly from left to right.
and the faster you "waggled" the better you did.

there were many many games like this
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i remember a game called
STAG


if you know of the game i refer to, you will laugh, if you don't then i'm not going to explain
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I'm no good
at that sort of thing... I lack the stamina in my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I half-know the context of it
i know it's something to do with Patrick Moore - but i've no idea why
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# he was
the Gamesmaster in the program imaginitively called Gamesmaster. It was hosted my Dominic someone (my brain can only supply Dominic Diamond right now, which is way off) who in my formative years I believed to be the very essence of sexy-maleness...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# it was dominic diamond
he was a cunt

he was followed by dexter fletcher

also a cunt
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# now I recognise my confusion...
I was thinking I was thinking of Dustin Diamond, who playes Screech in Saved by the Bell...

and when i was about 12 I used to fancy Dexter Fletcher in Press Gang...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ah yes
screetch

also a cunt, along with zak

i think i hate everyone today, it's great
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# if you don't start being a bit more friendly
I'm going to suffocate you in my cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# best

threat

ever
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# good.
being friendly is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# someone asked
"gamesmaster, how do i get off level one of mario?"

and then someone, lumpbucket methinks, replied with that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# aahhhh
I get it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Delayed mind piss
Too quick for my typing
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I'm too quick
for a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# My Grampa.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Gamesmaster
WANK IT!!!! Wank it hard etc
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# your not serious
surely?


or have a just fallen for something bad?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Hey I'm dead serious
And I knew most wouldn't think I was.

Please just tell me, I really don't know.
(MackanZoor, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# he's on old chap
who does cult tv programmes. there's the world's longest running astronomy programme, the sky at night, which he presents. he also starred in a computer games programme about ten years ago. that was great. and he plays the xylophone.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you very much
I had no idea. Did a search on him and got something about a TV program. And a president. And a rock band..

So, thanks for making things clear. =)
(MackanZoor, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# that'd be
because he's patrick with a "c".
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Are you serious?
Damn... I thought it was weird with a single k. =P Well.. thanks for sorting that out too then.
(MackanZoor, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# i shouldn't be replying then..
oops
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# a bloke
with wonky eye
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# dont know or care
have a odd repost
/edit Mr Patrick Cadwell Moor rocked as does his catalogue of fuzzy things to look at
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# your mother's nickname
for my penis.
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# i have his phone number
*100% Fact*
(kebab, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Not sure about this........



(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# eeek
Spokey nd fluffy!
/edit and sunburnt?
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# ohhhhhh
I'll have 2 with the plum sauce please
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I am
'tis woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh.... contravertial!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# woo !
nice one !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo! Now animate it!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I don't normally Waste Threads,
but I'm off to Cuba tomorrow, and am utterly excited by it!

See you all in two weeks, bye my darlings!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# give fidel
a pat on the back from me will ya?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Is there room for a knife in that hand?
or is that too political?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# there must be
room in your suitcase for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# wooooo!
¡ten una vez magnifica! ¿adónde en cuba vas?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# show off
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# es solomente porque pagaba attencion
en el instituto.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# yeah
whatever
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# the only spanish i can still say is naranja (sp?)
and donde esta la playa
how useful
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# mini slip gehult affe schlamp
which if my mate was telling the truth is 'thong wearing monkey slut' in german.

100% FACT
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# it'd be damn useful
if you ever needed to find an orange beach! i love spanish, but i've forgotten half of what i knew in the last year of having no spanish lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# where i went
there was a beach called naranja playa so ner!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# recuerdo un poquito
pero es espalona como los colombianos hablen, cual es differente.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# ohh sounds like fun!
enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I
was talking to a fella yesterday who had just come back and he said it was absolutely fucking wonderful !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# did any one perchance
record the radio show today?
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# spazz
back a bit , matsimpsk posted a linky
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# mucho Thank you
Kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# no probs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Have a Good Time
TJ:

It's my b3tan birthday
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Slappy mirthday!
And have a great time in Cuba matey up there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Ta
muchely
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# yay !
Hoppy b3ta Burpday !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I thang
yo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# congrats!
twas mine last week
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Wooo Hooo
Happy bippy bappy birthday to you (apologise for delays)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# happy birthday
to you etc
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Thanks
etc.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# have fun
when come back, bring presents
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# by then
i may have worked out how to say your name


have fun, shoot castro for me! =)


(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# damn it
you get two weeks in cuba and i get a week in devon


grrrrrrrr


Have fun btw
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Lynching tonight 118 - Burning tonight 118
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# b3tan!
HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Arf!
Am I alone in thinking those sweaty twins look like Nigel Tufnell out of Spinal Tap?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# you are
not alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# on a related note...
i've got your number
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# really?
fancy a brew - just put the kettle on...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# "got your number"
always sounds slightly suspicious. so if i ever see them, that's what i'll shout at them. because it's more sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hehe
luvverly.

on a different note is b3ta being gay to anyone else?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Jonathan Edwards looked forward to his new career as a trainer
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# hmmm
thats slightly wrong on quite a few levels.

made me chuckle none the less
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Bit big again mate
try and keep it below 200kb, keeps everyone happy then.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# that is a marvellously
odd but wonderful thing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# qué?
fantastiche.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# say magnifique
bookies street!

yes i have no idea about spelling or why i said that.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:44, archived)
# haha
i like that lots
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Would it be down to you
that The Fear suddenly appeared on my second monitor, making me jump a mile, when the screensaver was on? :)
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Youy know what REALLY sucks?
The fact that you've posted 210 times and you have 11 front pages..

Super hummus, away!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# that's really odd !
Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# too
funny dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i don't know why, but i need to do this
name: alex spencer

address: use your initiative

gender: male (unfortunatly)

sexuality: Bi/gay

hobbies: b3ta, body modification, mountain biking.

problems: ADD, some other shitty thing, as yet unidentified, best described as i get knackered easy, have no stamina, poor co-ordination, poor short term an visual memory, facial agnosia, oh and i'm depressed and on the verge of alcoholism.

i don't know why i told you all that. but i did
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# *snigger*
I read that as "Sexuality: Bumgay"

Anyway.. ehh.. hi?
(Harry, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# i read it as
"Sexuality: Big gay"

/freudian moment
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
you'd be right too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# SKY|ONE - NOW!
Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus
Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus
Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus
Oh, Dr. Zeus!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Do you mean
Dr. Seuss?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# isn't it
Amadeus?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ohh...
from Simpsons!!!!!

DUH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i hate every ape i see,
from chimpanay to chimpanzee.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# haha!
oh, I hope I have that episode on video - I really need to see it now and don't have sky.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# "ever heard of the planet of the apes?"
"err, the movie or the planet?"
(tinkers rucksack, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# A fish called Selma
nice episode.
(1, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# You know what you need
some Bream In Cream
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I'm sorry
I've already forgotten what you posted?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# buy a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# or at least shop one!
:OP

edit - Ooh look, there's lots here: www.barnesy.org/kittenator/
/spam (but new and improved)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# i already have 3 cats
no space for more
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# if you have 3 cats
what you need is an alligator. bloodbath fun a-plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I recommend Gnus.
Lots of gnus.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# seconded.
the mighty wildebeest is a most life-affirming creature. unlike the pangolin. but i would select a pangolin too (you could use it to clean your back in the bath).
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# STAMPEDE!
hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# you've
got a very nice (well, scary) tattoo though
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# well i figure
if i've got the fear attached to me, he can't attack me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# dont be depressed.
on the cosmic scale of things, nothing in this life really matters. Therefore being depressed and unhappy throughout your life is illogical.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i know that
i know life is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# why do people say that like it's a bad thing?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# That's just summed it all up for me
in one simple image.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# "no reason to live,
and we like it that way" - bloodhound gang
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i think i love you right now.
but you're not here to reply.
and now neither am i.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# but
it's rather nice, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# uh
now i'm depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# but thats just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
# nothing in this life really matters
we're all going to die.
its all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# okay..
we might as well have fun before we die then.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Recommended treatment:
Support of family and friends.

Nice long walks.

Photoshopping kittens.

Councilling for alcohol problem.

Next!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# ok, well
i dont have any friends, the people i want to be friends with ignore me, i have depression, anxiety, paranoia, phobias, a tendancy towards self harm, eating issues, i might have epilepsy, i feel alone, unloved and unwanted and i'm sick of it all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# *many many many many hugs*
come to the Halloween bash... have real hugs, and real friends
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i can't afford to come
and in any case loud places, warm places, crowded places and smokey places all give me panic attacks
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# I've got
a quiet, cool, empty and smoke-free spare room if you ever want to get away from it all for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# thank you
but cos i can't work cos i'm too ill i live on benefits and can't afford trips to london. i couldn't afford to go to edinburgh either really, but it seemed like something i couldn't miss out on
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# You have friends.
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you gonna name them then?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
#
here's one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# thanks = )
*hug*
but as ace as you are, you're not much use 500 miles away, your arms arent long enough for hugs
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# If you need someone to listen
edit/ well thats me looking like a stalker
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# it's
true, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# normally i can believe that
but i'm having difficulty right now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# well it will
find a really big tree and hug it. that usually works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# and
sex
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Well obviously.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# sex isn't the answer
sex is the question. yes is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# *tries to resist urge to post similar profile*
*trying hard*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# To be honest Alex,
the "get knackered easy, have no stamina, poor co-ordination, poor short term an visual memory, facial agnosia" thng sounds like ME (Myalgic Encephalomyelitis). Find the ME society on Google, and call them. They have a 14 point test. But don't be donwhearted, it is fairly easy to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# pfft
i wish it was that easy, heading on for 10 years of doctors and hospitals so far... and it's not been ME in that time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Shit, I'm very sorry to hear that.
The medical profession don't like ME, as it's difficult (for them) to diagnose it, and difficult (for them) to treat. For the rest of us, it's common sense; take it easy, read a lot, walk 2 or 3 miles every day, try to do a Hay diet (don't mix proteins and carbohydrates). Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) for you, alcahol and ME don't mix. Try weed instead. My ex who sufferd it very badly, found E helped a huge amount too...

Edit: And, as Ms Viper suggests, loads of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# i find
dexdrine helps a shitload, as do poppers, may have to try weed next
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Poppers may make you feel good,
but unprescribed you can damage the heart.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# someone i know made some
and took them at school one day. that was an interesting RE lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# yeah
but it stops the aching of my body
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I second the Hay diet!
Helped perk me up.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i. believe it or not, have been treated
at various points in my life for ME, narcolepsy and depression (and, briefly, leukaemia, although i didn't actually have it - it's a long story).

the only thing that i could advise is that no matter how bad it feels right now, it can and will get better. no matter how black it feels, there will always be a pin-prick of light in the distance. it may be so small that you can't see it right now, but you''d be surprised how quickly it becomes visible.

go to the doctor and a shot of serotonin - you may have to try a couple of different types and there's a small chance you'll react nastily to one, which may make it a little worse for a while, but it's worth it.

there's no definitive answer on how to get over it, unfortunately. but it'll come. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# pinprick of light?
interesting turn of phrase considering ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Celexa (trade name in Canada)
seems to be the best of the lot (serotonin re-uptake inhibitor). Did my wife a world of good.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# yeah but
you missed out - sets off metal detectors at airports and webcam expert ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .

new screen saver skins
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:29, archived)
# hehe!
that would have worked for last week's challenge too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# aha
just found that pic. no shopping included
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# probably true
w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:31, archived)
# you're supposed
to alter it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
Funny, and utterly chilling at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# what?
jim davidson is?

eep.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Shit, no.
Jesus H. Cuntymints: what do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# i may change my name
by deedpoll to jesus h cuntymints.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Nick Nick
What a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Has that been shopped?
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Peeroast
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I would
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# oh god
but that's tastwful
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tinkers rucksack, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:29, archived)
# coo + clutch + clam
what the fuck u gettin at!?!?
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# coo
clutch, clam....silly
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:31, archived)
# your
point being?
(tinkers rucksack, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Despite needing the money dearly...


...this new job just wasn't going to work out.
(Kalmazoo702, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I love
the hate-o-tron :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# i like that
actually i think i might go as far as love. yes love.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# woo
I demand hate...hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Quick and very, very crap...

Say what you see!
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)
# er
Bird-norks
(Socks_of_war, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hee hee
storks with norks!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# yay!!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# A door!
Fuck. I looked away.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# i ran into
a gate post once and cracked my head open.
it hurt like bum sex.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# stork
norks?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I object!
norks on the board and they're not mine or wbm's! that's just not right!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)

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