As I'm sure many of you are aware, the lovely powerful people are stopping us lighting up in public places. 30th June is National smoke yourself to death day as it is the last day you can chuff on your favorite tab in the boozer. The idea being to sit down, grab a tipple and smoke as many fags/cigars/pipes etc as you can...ALL day!

currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards

danger: funding the NHS for 60 years

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But as a word of warning, never, for any reason, smoke pipe tobacco through a bong.
The only good thing about it was that I didn't need a fag for about a day and a half, and there were many, many bad things I won't mention.

So apart from that one act* I'll see you dead on the 1st!

*and any other ridiculous acts of smoking, like fag races,
eating fags, smoking through any oricifce apart from my mouth, etc. ;)

Pointy Head poked another hole in my anorak on

now the smell of raw tobacco makes me feel ill.

Major Turd for tonight only

Smoking them doesn't release nearly so much as eating them.

Same with taking cigars back isn't it? I still do it accidentally.

Major Turd for tonight only

Smoking 'Drum' in a bong. Its been proven to immediately turn 90% of people into gypsies. Fact.

I'm far too poor to be able to afford fags and booze, so have chosen liver rot over spongy lungs. But if you're going to ban me from doing something then that's an entirely different matter...

However, I do reckon everyone in Englandshire should at the very least nip out and buy a huge cigar and smoke that as ostentatiously as possible in a public place. Got 6 on standby.

And don't fucking gaz me again. Cock.

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute

who cannot distinguish between a crude description and genuinely offensive viewpoints.
edit: and a blatent liar
*presses ignore*

currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards

Get it out me system, like.

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous

I have to wimp out on account of quitting on 1st May

Reckless_Rik

all these fat arseholes pushing the whole 'secondary smoke is the main cause of cancer' button. bollocks to it

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since

Has anyone tried to get this further? 'cause I'd quite like a day where everyone (irrespective of whether they normally smoke or not) is having a fag. I'm pretty sure the press would start wailing about an internet campaign to get everyone in the pub for that last day.

I however, do not have the means to do this.
Anyone fancy helping me?

currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards

I smoked right up to the day of my heart attack.

It was then I realised I didn't like not smoking, rather than liked smoking.

Now got heart muscle damage, totally goosed at quite a young age.

Clever folk just don't bother.

A life threatening episode makes you think.
The statistics are not bollocks.

Don't wait 'till it hits you.

Acupuncture !!!!!! Stick pins in your ciggies.

MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better

If i stuck pins in my cigs, i could not smoke them so i wont be doing that lol

But I figure with the amount of other things that could kill you instantly (let alone in years), Im willing to add one more to the list. Not very sensible, but who here is?

And to give evidence to my statement, monday morning my friends boyfriend died. 21 years old, never smoked, didnt drink much, ate well, and exercised daily. Friday afternoon he was playing football, and then colapsed into a coma. Fuck being healthy if thats what happens to you.

rather than it having been the cause.
call me crazy.

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

Then they should make this National Smoking Day forever more!

XLVII .uk

you still get to smoke.

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

"This is a pub, not a health club Sonny Jim, so kindly shove off and get me another large scotch. And no bloody ice in it this time, d'ya hear?"

I think I'll be saying this a lot soon.

Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.