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if tom cruise was god

Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# He would obviously want to be the new Tunnock's Boy

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 23:54, More)
# Too Subtle for a first compo Entry?

(goldfish_memory, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 15:55, More)
# Cock all around the world

(picitujeromanov, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 10:06, More)
# Not sure if this has to do with
If tom cruise was God but it has tom on it so yea.
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 2:53, More)
# Actual Magazine cover


I shit you not!
Christ, look at the makeup!
(tehmattmonster Board Sig, Board Sig? I'll give you a Board Sig!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:51, More)
# Hull?

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:54, More)
# I wouldnt eat toast again

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbo314 is drunk on, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:37, More)
# Without Faith?

(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:33, More)
# Another Galaxy comes into being...


And Tom saw what he had made, and it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scumulus There's a hole in my bucket :(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:04, More)
# Hummus low..... is this the kind of thing.. that could happen

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 17:41, More)
# Apparently god moves in a mysterious way...

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 15:34, More)
# If Tom Cruise was god...

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 14:39, More)
# QOD entry.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 10:13, More)
# I've been drinkin'

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 2:32, More)
# If Tom was a God then..
..he wouldn't need his fake goate and birthday badge to buy booze, smokes and porn mags.



Go easy on me first compo entry
(xa7om, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 21:23, More)
# I do it for Katie

(swmc, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 20:24, More)
# Fear this

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 14:02, More)
# Tom Creed

(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:29, More)
# Probably already been done, cant be bothered trawling compo entries though

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:34, More)
# Poss NSFW.


Toms own private heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:52, More)
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