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This is a link post pandas are really defective
sort it out almighty Inetlligent Designer
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post So everything points to them being meat eaters.....
Why not just feed the fuckers meat then?
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they just prefer bamboo
most of the time www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/video-08b.html
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite an interesting read
and further proof bacon is awesome
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have driven off
at 88mph...
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great. Plot, build-up, arc and the inevitable moral end

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone who I know who's a police sergeant
Has always said that the stupidity of petty criminals is one of the most entertaining parts of the job. Imagine how much fun it would be interviewing the bloke and showing him this footage: "So, sir, do you see where you went wrong there?".
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanted for a chain of similar offences
that seemingly had no link between them.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post His previous crimes went off without a hitch

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And is linked to many more in the area

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please please please
Can someone more adept than me combine this with the end of back to the future
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hm
The clock tower/ storm/ cables bit.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gorgeous
Thank you QLP, the music really adds to it :-)
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Man mistaken for ATM
not by a woman this time (sexism, why not)
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look like
it's the first time it's happened to him either! lol
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he has been pranked every day since school
and every time he is pranked, he eats a choco coronet.
He looks like, one way or another, he only has a few pranks left.
And what dickhead is filming people using ATMs?
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope one day he snaps and destroys them with al the pent up rage
as that woman's laugh turns from evil mocking to hysterical fear
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or goes cross-eyed, and starts dispensing large amounts of cash from his mouth.
Smoke coming out of the ears would be a bonus.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ultimate form

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
mouth burst belly

causing instant inflation
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The only thing I dispense... is JUSTICE"

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post slags
needs more laurie penny
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Wonga declares £37.3m loss
after accidentally borrowing a fiver from itself.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh
You got my hopes up.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see I'm not the only Private Eye reader.

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Great satire but wonga are in the news today because they sponsor Newcastle United and Newcastle launched a new kit for next season and have used the wrong wonga logo on the kits. It seems wonga have changed the logo.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post John Oliver...
...Miss America Pageant
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he's so clever
how come he doesn't know that blokes like looking at fit birds?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's still a thing?
Wow.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Porn that objectifies women is still quite popular too.
So I'm told.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I was in the US
they weren't showing porn on TV as prime-time entertainment. Has that changed?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. They're very prudish in some ways. Note the outrage over Jane Jackson's nipple.
But they produce and consume a shit load of porn. Cheerleaders, even at high schools, are mainstream and massively sexualised. On their version of the quality game show that is Deal or No Deal the boxes are held and opened by scantily clad models. One of the biggest selling magazines year after year is the Sports illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Sex sells. The Pope shits in the woods. Whadaya want?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post HBO, Showtime,
and a few others in the US are currently making and broadcasting shows with sexually explicit content. Not so sure about "prime-time", because I don't really know what that means any more now that most TV content is also available online.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're right that prime time has no real meaning anymore.
In the US the question should be be are they showing it on network or cable. HBO and Showtime are cable which means swearing and nudity. Network TV has no swearing and nudity. So, it's all about which channel the pageant is on.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep you're right, those are cable channels.
I don't really see any network tv so I can't directly comment on that. I'm sure you're right though, the networks are very conservative. Don't scare those advertizers!
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes of that boring twat.
I lost my will to enjoy that within the first minute and a half, but I persevered out of some sort of good manners until the 4 minute marker. Still nothing happened. Crap.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted until 0:37
where upon the arrogant twat began his comical opinion of something he obviously doesn't like

And was bored by it
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heartily approve of exporting all Ben Elton clones to the USA

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoken like a man
who has been rejected by good looking ladies all his life.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems to be doing just fine
i.imgur.com/N1Eo2eT.png
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a link post The Who: Young Man Blues at London Coliseum, December 14th, 1969.
Happy 70th birthday, Mr. Townsend.

Wait for it...
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Entwistle
The Who are supposed to be doing Glastonbury this year. I saw them at T In the Park, the one lamentable time I went to that, and they seemed a shade of themselves when I had seen them previously, with Joe Strummer opening for them.
Those are my Who thoughts.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My only thoughts are...where is the book Townsend?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to ask TownsendsPublisher (http://b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=68338)
Or, www.amazon.co.uk/Pete-Townshend-Who-I-Am/dp/0007479166/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1432066394&sr=1-1&keywords=pete+townsend
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
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No I meant the book on child abuse he claimed he was researching for when the police found thousands of child porn images on his computer.
Just another 70's nonce.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I actually know where he lives if you want to post dogshit through his letterbox. Top of Richmond Hill, by the park. Just happened to be strolling to the Roebuck pub and saw him glumly looking out of his door as guests were arriving. Looked GUILTY as sin, I tell you.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like The Who do you?
I think this will be of interest to you:

www.lambertandstampmovie.com/

or just straight to the trailer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDHTXgkA_8
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that advertised. They were quite a duo.
Lambert was quite the educated posh type.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeE8ncJEFY
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will enjoy
Andrew Motion's biography of not only Kit, but dad Constant - the composer and model for the character Hugh Moreland in Anthony Powell's Damce to the Music of Time series of 12 novels - and grand dad George, the painter.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you fit a few more nouns in there for me, please.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
Cunt, dickhead, fart-sucker
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a link post How Japanese scare their kids into being good students.
"takes notes for own kids"
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Col's got the "how to seduce..." version of this.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post or the BBC

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't meant as an attack or anything
I knew this person, who, when we were all having fun, would video us. It meant, if we were dancing like pricks, or singing badly, there was documentary evidence of it - and that was really unsettling (Karaoke for example NEVER warrants a rewatch).
So we just stopped mentioning we were going out, and enjoyed the moment.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a time and place for everything.
I avoid "friends" who selfie everything - and those who document their food.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sat at a talk near someone recently who slurped his can of coke
SOME PEOPLE EH?
I have a video of me singing The Cheeky Song in a falsetto on my backup drive. I see my young face, and I just can't bring myself to delete it, or ever watch it.
Another guy, at another talk tried to assert his masculinity by eating pizza noisily mid-sentence, also noisily.
AND YET I AM COOL WITH NOISEY RAMEN SLURPING.
I should say, I am pretty much incapable of having a conversation online these days. I just share my thoughts that are inspired by what I have read, but without really addressing that thing.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post and now he masterbates to Cash in the Attic.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:46, , Reply)
This is a link post One of those 'song in your head once you awake' deals that colour your day.
Moments that balance out the occasions when 'We Didn't Start the Fire' snuck in there and ruined everything. Today was a good day!

(That bassline..)

[Girls Against Boys - Rockets Are Red]
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper drummin'
Whack thump Whack thumpa WHACKAKAKA
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them live just the once
The entire rhythm section (including the two bass players) was a UNIT!
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where was it you saw them?
I'm sure I have seen them live but can't quite remember where or when, must have been Leeds sometime, maybe..
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great band, you hardly ever hear of them either
Hearing it on a laptop does nothing for the depth of bass and grime they have lurking in these tunes though.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too right! I was on a nostalgia trip I guess..
I saw them in 2002 in Turin at a (maybe 500 capacity) venue called Hiroshima Mon Amour. No barriers, no security, I basically leant my right elbow on the stage right in front of Johnny Temple. Good times..

You are very right in pointing out the speaker issue too. Next paycheque, I intend to invest in a couple of proper speakers and a Denon, possibly Cambridge amp. Should work like a treat!
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Thomas the Dank Engine

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post An agreeable ditty.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post SO FKIN DANK

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
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Click for bigger (146 kb)

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhhhh fuck

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Show Me Your Genitals. NSFW
That rap album about birds reminded me of this due to his voice.

GC to fuck, it's always worth posting now and again though.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Shifty Cat .gif

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHEEP!
Sheep done that I think
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like a cat with mental problems.

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post There's a monkey on the car

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha don't even need to click to find out what this is
It's brilliant :D Edit: Oh it's the short version :(
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
He meant that
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was shit first time around

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Man don't like birds.
Rap. an album of anti-bird RAP.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Bill Oddie?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Time-lapse Mining from Internet Photos
'First, we cluster 86 million photos into landmarks and popular viewpoints. Then, we sort the photos by date and warp each photo onto a common viewpoint. Finally, we stabilize the appearance of the sequence to compensate for lighting effects and minimize flicker.'
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough
Mines.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post of course that's now rendered useless
as all photos now have a mandated 80% of landmarks obscured by a mouth breather taking a selfie.

nice idea though!
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find it odd that
such a thing as selfies took off. I can't wait till it's seen as a lame thing to do all over the board.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A friend of mine actually rang me the other night to say some shitty b-list celebrity had replied to something she'd tweeted, it was like Christmas had come early for her.

I honestly died a little inside.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh Christ!
who was it? Rolf Harris?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't remember, it was someone from some tv programme, i'd never even heard of them.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
proper lame
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looked for a TV program with B list celebs called "Proper Lame"
The answer came back as "all of them". Now we will never know.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just selfies.
My brother and his wife have tons of photos of each other standing in the way of interesting things.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post time lapse goatse.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Pot - Kettle
*warning daily heil link*
Unfunny ginger actor who also writes and directs shit infantile films moans that other shit infantile films are dragging the industry down.
I have to agree with this 100% but I do think it is a case of sour grapes that he has not been picked to be in any of the manchild movies from dc and marvel but he did have a part in one of the remakes of Trek Wars..
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post the fucking mail?
simonpegg.net/2015/05/19/big-mouth-strikes-again/
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The endless Mission Impossible films.

Enough said.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree with some of it
Disagree with other parts. I for one am quite enjoying the comic book cinema renaissance. It's like reliving my childhood again only without the shit special effects and queuing for tickets.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not into them, was never into comics.
My friends who were are loving them.

I have the choice whether to go and see them and i just choose not to, it's easy.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want better films
1) Make them yourself. You've proved you can - now shut up and knuckle down.
2) Stop wasting your time with such abject shite as the one you're currently promoting.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post his films are shit
TV Specials at best. He's been trading on goodwill since Space and Big Train ever since.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 3:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What "real world issues" is he refering to?
Being a rich movie star must be tough.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 6:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Gaby Moreno - "Blues de Mar"

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of her,
but sounds good
Will defo give her mouse-sick a go, cheers.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Noticed this actress' name in the credits for Game of Thrones
How do her parents punish her?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lock her in a cupboard?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cupboards are for indians

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cupboards are for everyone, especially naughty children.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hide her hat?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then give her hat back after shitting in it?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then shoot a policeman?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't do that.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post defenestrate her

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post make her watch Dom's youtube channel

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make her watch Stewart Lee and Lemmy videos back to back?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy, shurely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4XKG1Y5sM8
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a Motorhead fan then?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
Who /isn't/ a Motorhead fan?

Mind you, that video had me searching youtube back for the early '80s Hawkwind concerts I went to. Better than I remember, oddly enough.

Although there doesn't seem to be video evidence of the 1986 support band in Peterborough (The Babysitters, if my drug addled brain doesn't fail) being bottled off stage for opening with a cover of "Overkill"
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post at 1 minute 48 seconds
where the logo is superimposed on the screen, and is clearly some kind of trick where it is faded in from another feed. That, right there, is 1981.

I have never thought about checking youtube for concerts I have been to.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe she's a really good kid that doesn't need punishing
her earning loads of money from film and tv probably keeps them in their good books too
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post disconnect their local area network?
Oh wait, that was Christopher
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flush a letter from her down the loo?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Listen to Rush, or any merkin music.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rush are Canadian you mong

(, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it's a better name than Janet Bangslikeashithousedoor

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post forgotten thoughts

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post car chase skills
well, right up until the getting caught bit
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
☆★★★★★
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I watched that open mouthed
Clearly not in orbit or anything
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the random little loops!
reminded me of this
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was under that hood?
The braking was amazing.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever it is I want one
Great turning as well
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a fast forward button

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well.
I want one of those them there buttons on my car!
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Yakety Sax!
What a letdown.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Was thinking that a tad later
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - needs Waylon Jennings

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whhhheeeeeee

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess these chases are going to be a lot shorter
when we are all driving electric cars.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Hazard lights!

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should have tried to stick to going in one general direction

Good effort though.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like my missus trying to park.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speeded up just enough to not be completely obvious
but pretty good - though when she got out to taunt the cops, one of them should have parked his troopermobile on her head.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She'll be ok; she's white.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me her stereo's loud.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:48, , Reply)
This is a link post What a beautiful daycare...

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
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