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This is a link post Child falling off a slide .gif

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This is a normal post So difficult not to laugh :D

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This is a normal post sympathy_reply.txt

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This is a link post Chris Pratt On Meth. NSFW
Well, not 'on' meth.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Chris Pratt.
A shining example of any anyone can get themselves Hollywood fit if they don't have a proper job to go to. I assume he also has the aids.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He seems like a nice guy though
And can be quite funny. Decent enough actor too. I'd rather more like him than a lot of other people out there.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^that^
Loved him in Parks and Recreation, the loveable idiot.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should have phrased that better.
I also like Pratt, but him and others like him give me a glimpse of what women have been going through for who knows how long, i.e. the whole unrealistic standards of beauty thing, and I don't like it.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post The Hoff, potentially sober, chatting cars for 20 mins while driving around London
fave quote - 'who cares, I'm in a f**king gtr!'. quite.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twat's pointing in the wrong direction for the Knightrider pub.
That's at the north end of the Millenium Bridge, not the Hungerford Bridge. Stupid talentless seppo WANKER.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm sensing tension in your voice, Michael.....Shall I sequence Tayne?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXTNumrDc4
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post a nude Tayne?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I like the hoff. He rides his fame better than some other 80's stars. And likes pizza.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a Skyline R34 in my hands for a few weeks.
Very hard to drive in normal traffic. Almost scared of putting my foot down.
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This is a link post Just having a bit of a shout into a cup

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly bird

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the need to do this right now

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This is a normal post Ace.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may like this one then, 2 odd minutes of a cockatoo getting angry and NOT going to the vets
youtu.be/5UUjJysUMTw?t=1m
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is one major flounce

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved that too.
Brilliant creatures.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post best use of 1 cup since the invention of the internet

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed,
I can watch this one more than once.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
this is still my favourite vid of a pet using an object to make a noise

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aTagDSnclk
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I used to twank those all the time
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What mental animal

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had co-workers resembling this when out of coffee

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful creatures

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love parrots
they're smart n silly :D
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This is a link post vaccination turned my cat autistic
some people are nuts
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joke site has joke article
*news*
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This is a normal post fuck
*kicks can*
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love the last bit
*Editor’s Note: Admiral Ticklebelly passed away last week from complications due to an undetected case of feline leukemia
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This is a link post Frankie Boyle's Election Autopsy
Worth it for the last few minutes monologue alone
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!

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This is a link post speaking of toilets

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a link post How do you poo ?
the link with a stink

SFW Guardian feature
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post tragic:
'She met a man at a party whose breath was “the worst I have ever smelled – almost faecal”. The next day, he killed himself.'
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Although you can climb on your toilet seat and squat'
No you can't. This whole way of pooping has been discussed loads on the internet. Turns out our toilets are not designed to squat on and it could be dangerous.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you haven't ordered a SquattyPotty stool?
www.squattypotty.co.uk/
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, you have the queen coming over?
shit in the corner like the rest of us.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the queen does that too when laying cornerstones

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *goes to squat and shit in the bath
Edit: I think there is truth to this though, I always seem to want a poo just as I start work on the computer, and just realised I sort of am sat in the way she says. Feet a bit raised and learning forward.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post how do you sit?
like you're trying to lick your own balls?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
my feet are about 2 inch higher than the floor, on my desk thing. And I lean slightly forward onto my desk top. My keyboard drawer is inbetween head/balls blocking any shenanigans.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's right....
my keyboard is on a drawer that slides in... :(
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a link post people learn piano in bus garage a note at a tiem
A pianist in a Bus garage in Newcastle teaches commuters how to play Moonlight Sonata
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They've even got a pigeon to participate at 2:28
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post pigeon
The pigeon could read the score
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off nicely

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post a member for 1 year, 3 months and 26 days has posted 10 messages on the links board (including 8 links)
Spamalamadingdong
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please answer the following question....
"Are you a cunt?"
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we're all forgetting the FAQ
Don't slag off other boarders' creative work. If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this'
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I made this. Its fair game

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah, m8, soz

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you assuming that it's their work,
when "I made this" remains unclicked?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, there's the abridged version
Don't be a cunt.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, can you imagine the state of /links if people actually adhered to that?
Is replying "fuck off" to someone who's clearly not going to check replies actually being a cunt though?

[edit] As an aside: Your Major/Currie thing was excellent. Wasted on the now-constantly-execrable QotW.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably not
cheers
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Dom.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not Dom
it's Jeff
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're rather fond of quoting this. Have you been affected by some of the issues mentioned on /links?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Advertise your dead ants that look suspiciously like bogies here I made this!
a 67-second instrumental
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a sparkly jacket and perform on a badly-lit stage?

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This is a normal post No, but there's a career changing idea

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This is a normal post I think you're looking for me?

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post How cheerful.
It sounds very sitcom-ish.
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This is a link post As Bren receives the last message of a young and beautiful girl crying in despair he slips into his "assault suit".
Given the hardware limitations, Chris Hüeslbeck did sterling work on the OST for this game back in the day.
See also www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoU_fOi0gA4 and www.youtube.com/user/DJButterbrot85/search?query=turrican
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This is a normal post Hall of fame is a fix

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This is a normal post Suspiciously round numbers, still, something to beat eh

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post on the topic of great video game soundtracks on limited hardware
here's Alien Soldier for the megadrive

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6eB3vQTt0

excellent game too
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
Shinobi games on the Megadrive had ace music too - like the horse riding sequence in Shinobi 3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=prZAjV0pGAc
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always preferred turrican 2 myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW4CDWyhxLw
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
Chris Hüeslbeck is a legend.
I remember watching Turrican 2 intro on repeat as a kid, just for that music.
(, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post most are most excellent =)

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where they taught their three year old to say 'nice fucking model' then adjust his nappy

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This is a normal post ewwwww hipster family

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^what Olive from On The Buses said.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should come around my way on a weekend
You can't move for beardy twats in flat caps with wives in floaty dresses sipping flat whites whilst wheeling around toddlers who look like they need a damn good haircut.
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This is a normal post We need a plague of Zombie Savilles
stat.
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This is a normal post The Wanking Dead

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This is a normal post Yay!

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This is a normal post How can anyone actually do this?
Not just the spare time, but the sheer effort. I sometimes have trouble finding the motivation to feed myself.
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This is a normal post I just think how time they put into it
I bet the kid'll get fed up with this shit. There's something really try hard about the whole thing and it's not like they're really any good either. The reality of the effort and how serious they seem to be taking it that makes me cringe.
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This is a normal post They somehow remind me of the "Russian wedding photos"

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that the kids probably loves it.
How many kids' parents actually take the time to play dress up and build fort and sets for the kids to play on? It looks like a lot of fun to me.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the video of them
the kid is used just like a prop and doesn't really know what's happening.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Farty music...

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this tune better than the one on the popular page?
..just askin'
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just had my daily motion..
Vitreous poultry
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This is a normal post HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a link post Disorder
The Les Bains Douches recording, because the bass is perfect
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this song, love a lot of their songs.
Curtis died 35 years ago today, very sad.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah =(

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a tad wonderful
A slight intensity there rarely found.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post that bass fart is excellent

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This is a link post A slice of trip hoppery by me I made this!
I've not done owt in ages, so here's a trip hoppy track I chucked together this evening. How's you? Seems a lot more fighty round here nowadays, not like when I were a lad etc.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome as usual

Keep it up dude ;o)
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ta!
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
Nice and smooth
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks :)
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)
As to the fighty, it might be due to the beer belly weather we've had lately
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh nice
Haven't heard your stuff in a while. Love the plucked string instrument in the middle. Zither?
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Balalika I think, one of those Native Instruments Kontakt instruments :)
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tune.
Your spot on about it being fighty round here, its the same old 10-15 people posting way too many negative/aggresive comments way too often, especially peoples own creative work...no need. They take their issues out on this site which is a shame because b3ta could be even better it has a lot to offer but i dont comment or post anymore because its not worth the negativity or bollox you get. Keep making the music man, top work.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know. too many idiots on the board of late.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I signed in to post that thing up there and put some of the bum biscuits on ignore.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i should get back on it too
good job as always
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This is a link post How one of WW2 greatest pictures was taken.
Contains: Beaufighter, Ack Ack, Rockets and explosions.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody awesome piece.
But, the more I read about unimportant engagements against German 'important' targets makes me fucking angry... So many men died during the latter stages of the war forfuck all. Harris is a prime example of ticking the boxes for his ego. I have massive respect for the flyers but diminishing respect for the commanders.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I'm not entirely sure why Harris got a statue
but then I note it has been "seen to": s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/03/33/35/3333572_da6c66ce.jpg
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harris's "unimportant targets" were actually the stuff hurting the Germans.
Strategic bombing, until the very end, did not slow down industrial weapon production much.
The whole fleet of Lancaster could have been replaced by Mosquito's in late 1943 dropping fewer bombs in the right place, all over the place.
Germany without a bridge, tunnel or railway junction would have been severely impaired.
When you read German accounts of US daylight bombing, you get the impression they feared the strafing P47's coming back from escorting the heavies more than the heavies themselves.
The heavies did work very well sometime, for example tactical bombing of Japanese Air-force and Navy during the island hoping campaign.
Mass bombing cities just pisses off your opponent's population.

You could argue that the drain of running the mass strategic bombing effort balanced out the damage done.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is impossible to actually measure.
Yes, the main effect was to piss people off, but if you have been up for five nights running and just learned your sisters had been killed, how efficient are you as a worker the next day?
Some will be even more determined, but after 6 months it is going to get you down, surely.
I would certainly agree that the loss of aircrew didn't make up for that effect though.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post in Total War, pissing off your opponents population to the point where they don't want the war to continue is an objective in itself

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post When did that last work?
And Star Wars does not count as history.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post some of it was pacifying the Russians
But there is little evidence of area bombings having any effect on the the SHAEF efforts in the West from June 44 until the end of the war.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post arthur
Bomber harris was handley-page bomber pilot in ww1 and after the zepplin and goethe raids on england,he remarked "finishing,unfinished buisness"!
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This is a normal post You missed out some capitals (and some other letters), so here they are...
A, H, a, H, P, W, W, Z, e, G, & E
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post How to get out of Jury Duty
how many Jews?
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm exempt anyway.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to like any video where a third of it is an advert for other videos.
Soz.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieq99w-VQ40
Maddox has got you covered
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actual lol at the 'dow' bit

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Maddox looks old

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post well
I thought he was rather entertaining!
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Jerk prison" is what Tabs calls his Glory Hole.

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Barbeque season
...with science
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know, I learned something today
If you put steaks on molten metal for long enough, they will burn
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post How convenient.
I just sent that to my vulcanologist friend. He probably does this every day for lunch.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Highly illogical

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're subsidizing these lazy Phd's to just sit around and cook meat!

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice marbling

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably has a gneiss taste

(, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes like schist
Would be better with a little basalt and pepper. I dolomite like it then, served with a pomegranite sauce.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would eat.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post How castable is lava?
I'm guessing it's far too viscous for fine detail but could you make, say, garden gnomes or furniture out of it?

And how much does it cost to artificially make lava? I need to know for the business proposal.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :'(
That would have been a lovely steak if the fuckers hadn't turned it to inedible charcoal
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:47, , Reply)

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