Hello again.
Are you going to say anything or just continue your spamcunt run?
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Are you going to say anything or just continue your spamcunt run?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 13:29, Share, Reply)
The template you are using is shit, the pagination is shit and most of all the script that is making the thumbnails is making all the photos out of aspect ratio. Other than that a great site for dropping photos into /irony
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Drunk UConn Student Apology
That drunk guy getting into a scrap down the mall the other day has issued a public apology via Youtube
www.independent.co.uk/student/news/drunk-university-of-connecticut-mac-and-cheese-student-issues-youtube-apology-a6691916.html
www.b3ta.com/links/1341883#post1341904
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That drunk guy getting into a scrap down the mall the other day has issued a public apology via Youtube
www.independent.co.uk/student/news/drunk-university-of-connecticut-mac-and-cheese-student-issues-youtube-apology-a6691916.html
www.b3ta.com/links/1341883#post1341904
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"I'd like, like to like apologise to like everybody for like acting like an asshole"
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the problem with this video
is that it is addressed to the audience he wasnt expecting to get, and in that respect the only damage caused was to himself. And without that audience this video would be meaningless, so effectively he is publicly apologising to himself for getting caught acting like a twat.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:47, Share, Reply)
is that it is addressed to the audience he wasnt expecting to get, and in that respect the only damage caused was to himself. And without that audience this video would be meaningless, so effectively he is publicly apologising to himself for getting caught acting like a twat.
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I am struggling to find any sincerity in what he is saying
It's just words
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:56, Share, Reply)
It's just words
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fake emotions to try and reduce the court judgement perhaps
also further attention seeking
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:35, Share, Reply)
also further attention seeking
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:35, Share, Reply)
^this
It's all a bunch of "LOOK AT ME" bollocks so rightly associated with his generation.
*Puts slippers on*
*Smokes pipe*
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:49, Share, Reply)
It's all a bunch of "LOOK AT ME" bollocks so rightly associated with his generation.
*Puts slippers on*
*Smokes pipe*
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:49, Share, Reply)
"This isn't what I'm all about, I don't treat people this way"
Apart from the two (recorded) instances of him doing exactly that.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 16:19, Share, Reply)
Apart from the two (recorded) instances of him doing exactly that.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 16:19, Share, Reply)
well that's one way
of getting the paper to do free investigator work for you. I wonder if she trod in its shit.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:36, Share, Reply)
of getting the paper to do free investigator work for you. I wonder if she trod in its shit.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:36, Share, Reply)
Everything wrong at once, and yet...
OK, so it's cheesy country singer Alan Jackson (oof) singing out a Seth MacFarlane movie (urgh) crudely edited (meh) to look like My Little Ponies are singing it (GAH!) and yet... and yet it might just be the greatest thing the internet has ever thrown up. I can't stop watching it. My eyes. Argh! Just one more time, then I can quit...
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:23, Share, Reply)
OK, so it's cheesy country singer Alan Jackson (oof) singing out a Seth MacFarlane movie (urgh) crudely edited (meh) to look like My Little Ponies are singing it (GAH!) and yet... and yet it might just be the greatest thing the internet has ever thrown up. I can't stop watching it. My eyes. Argh! Just one more time, then I can quit...
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:23, Share, Reply)
You are Bob Monkhouse - aicmfp
...or you stole his joke book aicm £20,000
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:57, Share, Reply)
...or you stole his joke book aicm £20,000
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Therapy?
I'd ditch Irish alt rock altogether.
GO outside and enjoy the weather. That is shit today. Fuck cold and humid.
Therapy isn't that bad actually.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 20:33, Share, Reply)
I'd ditch Irish alt rock altogether.
GO outside and enjoy the weather. That is shit today. Fuck cold and humid.
Therapy isn't that bad actually.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 20:33, Share, Reply)
This may be the best thing ever
But I'm still checking the rest of the internet
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But I'm still checking the rest of the internet
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The spongebob/sabbath one was better.
then you can stop looking.
:)
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 21:50, Share, Reply)
then you can stop looking.
:)
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Just an ordinary football match in Slovakian village Cierny Balog
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That engine is a thing of beauty.
Is that a preservation run - surely that's not running a regular service?
Edit: Would be better without the dickhead closeout tacked on the end...
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Is that a preservation run - surely that's not running a regular service?
Edit: Would be better without the dickhead closeout tacked on the end...
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Phone David Ike immediately
Obvious symbol which unconsciously modifies our thoughts to repress the lizard alien world we live in while we looked at the choo choo train.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:47, Share, Reply)
Obvious symbol which unconsciously modifies our thoughts to repress the lizard alien world we live in while we looked at the choo choo train.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:47, Share, Reply)
Wonder if you have to wear a high-vis vest to take a throw in on that side?
Or get a block on the line from the signaller
/end railway mockings.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:11, Share, Reply)
Or get a block on the line from the signaller
/end railway mockings.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:11, Share, Reply)
Snuff vid (not gruesome): Families release footage of final moments of two young men who died in car crash while high on drugs
Boasting about doing 90mph in a 30mph zone, hammering across pedestrian crossings. It was unlikely to end well.
Video released in an attempt to dissuade others from doing the same thing.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:07, Share, Reply)
Boasting about doing 90mph in a 30mph zone, hammering across pedestrian crossings. It was unlikely to end well.
Video released in an attempt to dissuade others from doing the same thing.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:07, Share, Reply)
saw it the other day
the muffled "can you hear me?" from the first people on the scene is quite sobering
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:12, Share, Reply)
the muffled "can you hear me?" from the first people on the scene is quite sobering
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:12, Share, Reply)
Have avoided this snuff vid so far and won't be watching thanks.
I doubt it will have any impact (pretty sure something similar was released a while ago). Chav twats will still take massive drugs and hurtle their shit cars uncontrollably around town. It's just lucky these cunts didn't take anyone out along with them. Incidentally some little chav wankers done this in our home town recently.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:14, Share, Reply)
I doubt it will have any impact (pretty sure something similar was released a while ago). Chav twats will still take massive drugs and hurtle their shit cars uncontrollably around town. It's just lucky these cunts didn't take anyone out along with them. Incidentally some little chav wankers done this in our home town recently.
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I fear you are right; "it'll never happen to me, I'm a great driver me"
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It's sad that it takes an incident like this to change that frame of mind.
Unfortunately their frame of mind is currently scattered across a road in Surrey. I've found in my years of driving that taking the consensus that you're a shit driver and so is everyone else tends to stand you in good stead.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:21, Share, Reply)
Unfortunately their frame of mind is currently scattered across a road in Surrey. I've found in my years of driving that taking the consensus that you're a shit driver and so is everyone else tends to stand you in good stead.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:21, Share, Reply)
I read on another report that one of them was a dad
If that doesn't stop you getting off your face on drugs and climbing in to the car I don't think a Youtube video will.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:22, Share, Reply)
If that doesn't stop you getting off your face on drugs and climbing in to the car I don't think a Youtube video will.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:22, Share, Reply)
some might disagree, but I think blaming drugs is somewhat misleading, compared to the desire in some young men to recklessly drive fast and act like a dickhead
I took a lot of drugs in my younger days, I was high a lot of the time. However I never drove recklessly, and would refuse to travel with any fuckwit who did. There were a couple of occasions coming back from a rave where I've had to physically threaten the guy who was giving me a lift to stop, and let me out so I can walk. I've never thought to blame any of my behaviour on drugs, and am unsympathetic to those who do. Drugs don't make you a fuckwit. In some the fuckwittery was there all along, they just think the drugs give them permission to express it.
And being a fuckwit means not understanding the risks and consequences of speeding in built up areas. On an open motorway with the right driver I'm comfortable with speeding and it's risks
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:52, Share, Reply)
I took a lot of drugs in my younger days, I was high a lot of the time. However I never drove recklessly, and would refuse to travel with any fuckwit who did. There were a couple of occasions coming back from a rave where I've had to physically threaten the guy who was giving me a lift to stop, and let me out so I can walk. I've never thought to blame any of my behaviour on drugs, and am unsympathetic to those who do. Drugs don't make you a fuckwit. In some the fuckwittery was there all along, they just think the drugs give them permission to express it.
And being a fuckwit means not understanding the risks and consequences of speeding in built up areas. On an open motorway with the right driver I'm comfortable with speeding and it's risks
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:52, Share, Reply)
I once went out on my bike when drunk one night,
I was 20 ish, dont even remember doing it, got told the following day. The bike was sold before I even got back home.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:52, Share, Reply)
I was 20 ish, dont even remember doing it, got told the following day. The bike was sold before I even got back home.
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This is one of the most correct things I've read on t'internet.
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I agree.
When I was 17 and 18 I never took drugs (that changed), and used to drive like an absolute cunt. Felt immortal, fucking loved the speed. I especially loved racing one of my mates. Other people literally never entered my mind. I look back now and get ice cold shivers down my spine when I think of all the things that could have happened.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 19:34, Share, Reply)
When I was 17 and 18 I never took drugs (that changed), and used to drive like an absolute cunt. Felt immortal, fucking loved the speed. I especially loved racing one of my mates. Other people literally never entered my mind. I look back now and get ice cold shivers down my spine when I think of all the things that could have happened.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 19:34, Share, Reply)
This. I was one of the first to pass my test so generally ended up driving friends around
Was over confident and fearless. Never a good mix.
I think back to some of the near misses we laughed off back then and it makes me realise how little I knew.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 23:12, Share, Reply)
Was over confident and fearless. Never a good mix.
I think back to some of the near misses we laughed off back then and it makes me realise how little I knew.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 23:12, Share, Reply)
Author of how to freestyle rap book
does freestyle rap
GC says ...
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does freestyle rap
GC says ...
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somehow I find that worse to watch than the crash video above
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and on top of being shit..
He has used comic sans on his book cover.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 16:17, Share, Reply)
He has used comic sans on his book cover.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 16:17, Share, Reply)
Best storey of the day
Contains gun nuts and students with dildos
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:19, Share, Reply)
Contains gun nuts and students with dildos
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The gun nuts and MRAs not liking it...
wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/10/12/a-texas-womans-dildos-not-guns-protest-is-causing-gun-fanatics-to-lose-it/
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:29, Share, Reply)
wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/10/12/a-texas-womans-dildos-not-guns-protest-is-causing-gun-fanatics-to-lose-it/
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:29, Share, Reply)
Protest could be improved
By wearing massive strap-ons.
Wait, did I post that or just think it?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:36, Share, Reply)
By wearing massive strap-ons.
Wait, did I post that or just think it?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:36, Share, Reply)
"As a parent I feel more comfortable with my children having a weapon on campus rather than a dildo."
I hope the child shoots you for being a shit parent.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 18:30, Share, Reply)
I hope the child shoots you for being a shit parent.
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Jonathan Coulton - You Wouldn't Know (Lego Dimensions Portal)
I didn't know there was a third Portal song
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I didn't know there was a third Portal song
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judging by how he's lined it out in the top pic
yes they are
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 12:43, Share, Reply)
yes they are
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"Supe Realistic Paintings"
Is losing that R really necessary? Or do all the kids say "supe" now?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:19, Share, Reply)
Is losing that R really necessary? Or do all the kids say "supe" now?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:19, Share, Reply)
Ive heard 'totes amazeballs'
so NOTHING surprises me anymore.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:26, Share, Reply)
so NOTHING surprises me anymore.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:26, Share, Reply)
I saw something similar not long ago
Artwork by this guy
www.paulcadden.com/#!landscapes/ck0q
Not sure..maybe too realistic
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
Artwork by this guy
www.paulcadden.com/#!landscapes/ck0q
Not sure..maybe too realistic
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
The death and life of the great British pub
Interesting (if bloody long) article on pub closures... depressing, but thought provoking /strokes beard
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:50, Share, Reply)
Interesting (if bloody long) article on pub closures... depressing, but thought provoking /strokes beard
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:50, Share, Reply)
I was thinking about the cannabis debate in parliament yesterday
and how legalising cannabis would be another nail in the coffin of the pub industry which is currently suffering badly due to cheap supermarket booze. Seems very unlikely that the drinks industry as a whole would take it lying down, but then the tobacco industry is still fighting to sell their products despite the undisputed health risks.
*rambles and mutters incoherently*
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
and how legalising cannabis would be another nail in the coffin of the pub industry which is currently suffering badly due to cheap supermarket booze. Seems very unlikely that the drinks industry as a whole would take it lying down, but then the tobacco industry is still fighting to sell their products despite the undisputed health risks.
*rambles and mutters incoherently*
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
Or some nice coffee shops, like in Amsterdam?
Sounds agreeable.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 17:37, Share, Reply)
Sounds agreeable.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 17:37, Share, Reply)
no,
use the present pubs we have, just allow the sale and use in there.
= profit.
Surely?
( , Wed 14 Oct 2015, 10:36, Share, Reply)
use the present pubs we have, just allow the sale and use in there.
= profit.
Surely?
( , Wed 14 Oct 2015, 10:36, Share, Reply)
Amélia & Duarte
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want too :-)
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:43, Share, Reply)
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want too :-)
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:43, Share, Reply)
Nice, have a click and some concandulations!
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, Jill prefers a candlestick
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:02, Share, Reply)
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, Jill prefers a candlestick
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:02, Share, Reply)
Lovely
Made water leak a bit.
Happy candles!
Shit it's my B3taday!
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:58, Share, Reply)
Made water leak a bit.
Happy candles!
Shit it's my B3taday!
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 22:58, Share, Reply)
'Sign with typo will be replaced'
In light of the shocking news below, it sounds like an appropriate location for a Playboy museum.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:39, Share, Reply)
In light of the shocking news below, it sounds like an appropriate location for a Playboy museum.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:39, Share, Reply)
I'm wondering what the [x] is for, an image that illustrates her tit age? Nipples next to knees?
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Prank videos with "In The Hood" or "Social Experiment" in the title can fucking fuck off to fuckington
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:54, Share, Reply)
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Prank videos
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:00, Share, Reply)
I'm definitely not going to leave my bike or other valuables near any black people in light of this video recording.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:48, Share, Reply)
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Shoot that woman! Shoot her! Shoot her ass!
guy filming a drunk driver calls for blood. Police thankfully ignore him
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:25, Share, Reply)
guy filming a drunk driver calls for blood. Police thankfully ignore him
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:25, Share, Reply)
Called for her murder and failed to get the money shot on camera. What a cunt.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:38, Share, Reply)
^ if only he'd filmed in portrait, he might have caught more of the action
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how is telling someone with a gun to
"shoot" not incitement to murder? how is it not illegal like yelling fire in a crowded theatre?
If only they all had guns.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:54, Share, Reply)
"shoot" not incitement to murder? how is it not illegal like yelling fire in a crowded theatre?
If only they all had guns.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:54, Share, Reply)
he says shoot her in the ass
Which for most Americans wouldn't be fatal
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:29, Share, Reply)
Which for most Americans wouldn't be fatal
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:29, Share, Reply)
Gotye in the background at the end...
...not sure if it's the soundtrack I'd choose for the day I turned on The Man. And the guy filming it...why say you have the whole lot on film when most of it is a shot of a grassy bank with loads of shouting?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:40, Share, Reply)
...not sure if it's the soundtrack I'd choose for the day I turned on The Man. And the guy filming it...why say you have the whole lot on film when most of it is a shot of a grassy bank with loads of shouting?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:40, Share, Reply)
right, so
car goes over bank lands on roof, pretty sure regardless of drunkenness putting cuffs on is not the priority. Possible neck/spinal injury, broken bones not entirely unlikely. So the cuffs are on and the copper is standing around now. Is there a fuel leak from the car? Do US cops have any training or common sense?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:06, Share, Reply)
car goes over bank lands on roof, pretty sure regardless of drunkenness putting cuffs on is not the priority. Possible neck/spinal injury, broken bones not entirely unlikely. So the cuffs are on and the copper is standing around now. Is there a fuel leak from the car? Do US cops have any training or common sense?
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:06, Share, Reply)
Trained to cuff and shoot
Maybe a bit of pepper spray and taser training also.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:10, Share, Reply)
Maybe a bit of pepper spray and taser training also.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:10, Share, Reply)
But only if no one is watching otherwise a straight forward shoot and cuff.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:25, Share, Reply)
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Ignore the story
It's just the picture of him simulating mouth sex that made me laugh.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:40, Share, Reply)
It's just the picture of him simulating mouth sex that made me laugh.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:40, Share, Reply)
Cover up - on the day the Dutch Safety Board releases its report on the downing of flight MH17
someone is clearly hoping this awful news will be overshadowed.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:02, Share, Reply)
someone is clearly hoping this awful news will be overshadowed.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:02, Share, Reply)
Closed down within 1 year. Bye Hugh Heffner, the only thing that will be left is licencing the logo.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:54, Share, Reply)
The guy is 89 years old, he probably has enough money under the mattress to outlast him
plus logo licensing income probably exceeds magazine subscriptions by now.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:00, Share, Reply)
plus logo licensing income probably exceeds magazine subscriptions by now.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:00, Share, Reply)
he doesnt even own the mansion
he rents it for like 20 grand a month.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:59, Share, Reply)
he rents it for like 20 grand a month.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:59, Share, Reply)
18 minutes of Orbital greatness.
Includes John Cravens Newsround.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 2:31, Share, Reply)
Includes John Cravens Newsround.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 2:31, Share, Reply)
Florida woman might be trying to out do Florida man this week.
Will be tuning into the news at 11. Anyone know how to find vids on periscope? Until tonight I had not heard of it.*
*this is not me.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 1:51, Share, Reply)
Will be tuning into the news at 11. Anyone know how to find vids on periscope? Until tonight I had not heard of it.*
*this is not me.
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 1:51, Share, Reply)
Ha, thought this was going to be the Florida woman in eye drops/superglue mixup shocker!
Florida woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and ends up with stuck eyelid
tl;dr Florida woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and ends up with stuck eyelid
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:07, Share, Reply)
Florida woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and ends up with stuck eyelid
tl;dr Florida woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and ends up with stuck eyelid
( , Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:07, Share, Reply)
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