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This is a link post "Information wants to be free!"
Wikileaks leaks information purporting to be "Erdogan's emails", but in fact all they do is the biggest doxxing of ordinary people in history.


 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rapey McRapeface must really hate women.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen many news sources pick up this story or the Hillary Clinton story with the same headline about the harm to "ordinary people"
It's obvious from the Hillary stuff and the subsequent resignations that there was truth to it. Have you seen anything that disproves the Erdogan stuff?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You have nothing to say about Trump pretending to be someone else for years when he needs some lies telling to the press?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Assange's conscientiousness and tact are not exactly renowned.
Having said that, all I can find in the leaks so far are ads for Viagra and emails from an African guy wanting to transfer 10 million quid.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who cares about learning The Truth if you can be rich and rigid?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just call me Scrooge McDick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Response so far has been a little strange
owned.com/p/scrooge-mcdick-22354
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Tell me why trump is a fascist
A helpful and frankly terrifying compendium of awful

Reddit link
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been saying this for a year or so...
2016 is the last year. Enjoy this time because it's all gonna go Mad Max soon.

*puts tinfoil hat back on*
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post on the brightside
we can all look forward to Trump blowing his brains out in a bunker in 10 years time.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of a link I read over the weekend.
Creating hysteria to justify interfering with or overturning democratic processes. The result has always been some level of tyranny.

www.wsj.com/articles/the-crisis-of-political-islam-1469223880
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure I see the link
Unless you're equating Trump to some sort of "strongman" ruler.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, he's just a candidate, he isn't in power.
Looking through those links, there are many that have opinions from "experts" about legality of plans, harm to the world if elected and to the very extreme, he is like Hitler and must be stopped at all costs.

It just made me reflect on how many countries in the article used force to stop the democratic process because people they labeled "crazy" "dangerous" and "undemocratic" were getting ahead in the polls.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see anyone seriously proposing to use force to stop Trump taking power
I do see Trump seriously promising to ignore the laws he doesn't like.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has been the tune of the last 8 years, whether on immigration, gun control, environmental protection, etc.
Many have cheered that when it supports their cause.

I think it's frightening.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you see Trump improving that situation if he's elected then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never really trusted him as I think he's an ambitious opportunist out for his own self interest.
That said, that puts him in the top 99% of all politicians. I do like that he speaks his mind and at least defends himself from the BS accusations and lies that go out in the media, which is used to republicans rolling over and trying to be liked. That, is at least entertaining.

But, I do worry about how much executive power has gone unchecked during the Obama administration. I've even asked friends who really like Obama and supported those powers he assumed if they would like a "President Trump" to do the same - universally, none of them do. That is the problem with an executive creating or ignoring laws extra-parliamentary.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post On your first statement at least, we agree

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he starts using executive power like Obama did, we will all need to worry.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post What like ordering the military to commit war crimes?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you referring to the drone strikes on civilians, or using a drone to assassinate US citizens without due process?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you equating actions that trump repeatedly attacks as 'weak' and 'insufficient' ...
... with calling for a resumption torture and the murder of 'terrorists' children?

Your continual apologising for a fear-mongering fascist suggests either you lean that way naturally or that you are dumb enough to be frightened into doing so
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what you're talking about.
What has Trump done to make you think he's a fascist, other than frighten the democrats and their media? Do you understand what fascism is?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think at this point
It is customary to ask if you even read the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will he need to?
There's a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate right now. I consider it unlikely that he'll have the same difficulties that Obama had in passing legislation,
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good question, but republicans are notoriously weak and conscious of the public.
Also, Obama had two years of a democrat majority in both the house and senate and had to wait until republicans were voted in to pass his signature health legislation. I suspect his party wanted political cover in case things went south.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post IN your face yankee dog
we separate our head of state from political control. It's called the monarchy and you fucked it up over tax on fucking tea. Tax. On. Fucking. Tea.
Good luck pal, you're going to fucking need it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to listen to this
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01724mf
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post these 'experts'
are you doubting their expertise or are you just generally suspicious of erudition. Do you think you know better?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I read "Law Scholars agree", or "plan proven unconstitutional" it raises lots of red flags.
Legal scholars, like any other scholar have not only differences in legal opinion, but differences in political opinion. Whether something is or is not constitutional would need to be analyzed, but the final say is a court.

And "supporter" is quite broad; we've been lectured for weeks here how people showing up at protests and killing cops, causing property damage, assaulting females, etc. don't represent the rest of the people. But with Trump, that seems not to apply. I could type up a similar list against the other candidate, but you might just call it hate speech and try to get my employer to fire me.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about when you read "Trump said...." and then there's a verbatim report of what the man actually said

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fact: 100% of lies are made up of words.
Therefore you can't trust words.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that means I can't trust what you just said?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post if he is a fascist and he wins you should get used to your democratic processes being overturned

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post If...
They said similar things about Obama - are you one of THEM?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cant remember anyone calling him a fascist
Generally he got stuff like 'he's a Muslim' and 'he wasnt even born here'.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that was just a smidgeon. Many were afraid that his goal was to change the makeup and culture of the country
Some critics were targeted once he got into office.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post fear of forrins
this is all so familiar
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fear of people from other countries, or even people of different racial or ethnic backgrounds.
There is a fear when a president says he will not enforce laws that he is constitutionally required to enforce in favor of people who are breaking the law and entering and staying in the country illegally. That is where people are unhappy - the lawbreaking and the tacit approval, even in the face of Supreme Court decisions.

There are many people who are doing the whole immigration thing right, by complying with the laws and regulations. It is very costly and time consuming, like anything else when dealing with the government.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, they're not racist, they're just worried about the constitution, of course

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post So we get back to it: you think that people who hate Obama do so because they're racist; those who hate Trump do so because Trump is evil.
So, in other words, you're a strict partisan.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post no I think people who were afraid that his goal was to change the makeup and culture of the country are racist
There must be many reasons to dislike Obama that arent rooted in bigotry
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you're saying. I wasn't speaking of makeup or even culture to reflect race or ethnicity.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weasily doublespeak post of the week

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A country's makeup and culture are much more than race and ethnicity.
Otherwise, we would refer to people from the UK, France and Germany as sharing the same makeup and culture just because they are predominantly Caucasian and Christian.

But feel free to ignore to fit your biases.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This wall you're planning, it's not to keep Caucasians out
Trump hasnt said he'll refuse entry the French. You know this don't you?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's to keep all those Mexican muslims out.
You know, the ones from Syria that blew up 7-Eleven.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just ask him
thenextweb.com/shareables/2016/07/25/donald-trump-hosting-reddit-ama-wednesday/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is just fucking grim

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully It'll all end when
when it's discovered he fucks kids
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 5:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I logged out to see if Coxxy still posted here, and if he'd commented on this link.
Oh, good lord.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can sort of see why they want to hang on to their guns now
That war between the government and the citizenry has never felt closer
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except
A significant number of the gun-toting citizenry a would be in Trump's side.

The classic "tyrranical government" scenario I see spouted (They's comin fo our guns) is army vs people, in reality it's usually army + civvy idiots from down the road vs other people.

q.v. MaCarthy
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could see president Trump coming for their guns
Civil unrest building to a level where he might think it's necessary
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Good clean fun
It's easy to sneer, but at least they're not playing Pokemon Go.

Australian Quidditch players celebrating after winning the Quidditch World Cup
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who plays Pokemon Go I sneer, I sneer quite gladly

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never managed to catch a Sneer.
I found one once, and hit it with a razz-berry, but I ran out of pokeballs and it fucked off.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the third photo down, the winning team receives a happy ending?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I sneer at both?
Apparently there is a pokemon on the building opposite my house. The road is like bloody Oxford street this week.
 (TSLunch, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Surely pokemon are forbidden inside the eruv?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no
Inside the eruv you can catch them on a Friday. It is outside an eruv that doing so would be a sin that would damn you for eternity.
 (TSLunch, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post After failed (or orchestrated) coup, tough times for millitary in Turkey
If it wasn't orchestrated, it was extremely opportune for the sultan.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And ask his son how the oil trade with Isis is going.
And his daughter if it's sunny in Raqqa.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would, but I don't want to be raped with a police baton, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how he shows love

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm working with my therapist not to push people away emotionally. I suppose that's what I'm doing here.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really want this to be good.
But it's got a lot to live up to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to see Kelly Macdonald's tits again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post so excited to see this but the teaser looks rubbish

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's more of a teaser of a teaser.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah haven't read much about it is it going to be an adaptation of the book?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's an adaptation of Porno.
Which I read, but really can't remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've chosen the wrong book.
They should have got a new cast in and adapted Glue.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonder who will play juice terry

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post loosely based

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Trainspotting the film was quite different from the book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate this trailer.
It's the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I find it quite jolly
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's shite
being a trailer!!!
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I thought it was a reboot with all female cast. I was getting my Twitter rage on and everything
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh, adapted from rather than based upon. Oh, and Porno was not Welsh's best.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe that's why it's adapted?

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Begbie looks like Paul Chuckle if he'd just been "Operation Yewtree"-ed

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Mars The Electric Brains I made this!
HI all not been about for ages, anyway I saw this band in Hebden Bridge and immediately thought they were ace and got them to commission me to make them a video. Plenty of digital trickery here, featuring blipverts,found ufo footage, being beamed aboard a ufo and 45,000 dancing aliens on Mars, amongst other things.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey, not seen you around these parts in a while
good to see you are still up to video mischief
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff!

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is frickin' ace!
Good work!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting article about why Guantanamo remains open.
There's a lot more to it than congress being mean to Obama.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard Shappi Khorsandi on the radio
Can someone please tell me what the joke is?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, she's deeply
not good.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like her.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, but we all know you're a cowardly, contrarian bully

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't take it personally
Just jumping on the bandwagon

*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *takes personally*
*rejects hug*
*flounces*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's, like, Iranian?
And she's got, like, a kid or something?

And that's pretty much it
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's been repeating the same jokes
for the last 10 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yep, you've got her annoying cadence down pat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a good podcast.
I've done my bit here.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
so much easier this way
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have guffawed myself to sleep many a night with DtRT.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Ducks..thousands of em
Only youtube vid i could find was the yakety sax version
 (Sherbs, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duck Army
The yakety sax one I think is better
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ingenious, but
...how do you get rid of all the ducks?
 (I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simple
www.bbc.co.uk/food/duck
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Doormouse Snores

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post dormouse

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adorablemouse more like

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snoremouse

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man child wank fest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Robert Wars

(TSLunch, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now we have left the tyrannical EU
we can look forward to the resurrection of our glorious industrial past.
 (mersault, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Robot Wars

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Dirk Gently, BBC America style

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mind Max Landis, excitable as he is.
But that trailer is pretty unlikeable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm inclined to agree
however, I also really really didn't like the BBC adaptation from a couple of years ago either, so I'm now not sure which one will be worse... :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the Stephen Mangan thing was ok
had a nice feel to it, could have done with more episodes
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked it
But I agree, it needed more episodes in order to find its feet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah.... I don't like it.
It seems I don't want any live action version of Dirk. The BBC4 thing was okay but forgettable. The faithful Radio 4 thing by Dirk Maggs somehow didn't work. I liked the Boom! comics from last year mind.

Will reserve judgement till I see it. And I will see it.

American trailers tend to not know what to do with the more eccentric products so could be a bad trailer...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:10, , Reply)
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trailers TV execs. Look at what the did with 'Preacher' - pretty much threw out all the source material and rewrote all the characters. Mind you, arseface was excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the preview
Alex Kapranos has let himself go
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The builder
most of you have probably heard this. Pardon the sexy photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Remember that drawing game you played as a kid... I made this!
The one where you draw and then fold the paper over and give it to someone else and they draw the next bit until you have some kind of weird drawing of a person, usually with a cock on it somewhere,

Well, I made it into an iPhone app.

Here's one of the drawings someone else did. You could do some too!



It's got some in-app purchases for pens but I wouldn't make you lovely people pay (not least because someone will call me an asshole)

Use these codes to get all the pens free: b3tafeltpens / b3tamagicpens (tap help, enter code, paste in each one)

Feedback much appreciated. It's only at version 1 so lots still to do.

Thanks
 (iambob BYE, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Let us know when there's an android version
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
This, I can't afford a real phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can
but dont choose 'style' over substance, and don't like being ripped off.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I long for style over substance.
I AM SICK OF ALL THIS SUBSTANCE. WHERE DOES IT KEEP COMING FROM?! I TRY AND DRAIN IT, THEN A FEW HOURS LATER, THERE IT IS AGAIN!
I want someone in a blue t-shirt to mug me of my money, whilst acting like I am in a fancy hotel.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
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i have blue jeans and a t shirt.
 (iambob BYE, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
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I'm wearing a turtleneck
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when vodkacoke had red podka dot knickers on and dangermouse was all like hubba hubba and she was all like *moist* and we were all like urrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post will do
(and sorry, i haven't figured out how to make android apps yet)
 (iambob BYE, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, your not obliged to port it to smaller brands.
Btw can you make a version for my windows phone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
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*waits for S60 version on getjar*
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ten-dollar word:
"The exquisite corpse"

This site will play a slide show: www.exquisitecorpse.com/definition/morgue.html
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like fun
but no facebook account means i can't draw?

/me puts his crayons away
 (whosebooze, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 4:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That blue face reminds me of a Blue Meanie from the Yello Sub

(Sherbs, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a link post New ship revealed for upcoming telly series Star Trek Discovery (or "STD" for short)
Oh, dat designs..

Oh, dem CGIs...

Ick.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not impressed with the ship
Looks like some of the old film designs from the '70s got dusted off and repurposed.
www.denofgeek.com/movies/star-trek/39306/planet-of-the-titans-the-star-trek-movie-that-never-was
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me like the Klingons designed the back end.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You watching Robot Wars tonight too?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was quite good, wasn't it?
Dara O'Briain's role was minimal and it could have been anyone presenting really. The bit with the robots fighting was good, and that's the main thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 24 Jul 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was entertaining.
I was expecting it to be all tiresome wink-wink "isn't this all silly and nerdy" knowing irony...but glad it was played reasonably straight.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
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Deffo :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know when you click play on something you know you have no interest in, then remember you have no interest in it and stop it?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol yeah, what's that all about?!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Garlic?
BREAD??
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post In space, everyone can hear you switching your headlights on

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post STD?
Oh I see, ST:D. Not The Clap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm itching to see it.
Apparently the captain gets an honourable discharge.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta catch them all.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely Babylon 5 vibe to the CGI
:o(
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 12:12, , Reply)

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