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i skipped through it, some good bits but otherwise recycle²
(Woodkovsky☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:11,
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Well I loved it...
It was everything I hoped it would be
(GlenBenetton, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:17,
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WTF does this hack fraud know about movies anyway?
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 1:41,
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George Lucas?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 8:58,
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Straight away, the first ten seconds are brilliant
going to sit down and watch the rest later
(presferatu, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:22,
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Awww, I really liked the Force Awakens. Reignited my love of Star Wars.
Is this going to spoil it for me?
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:23,
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He's generally quite positive about it
Though it takes him at least an hour to get to the movie.
(maninahatToo many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:59,
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Long, but worth the effort.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 7:54,
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I really enjoyed that
I'm guessing they used a very expensive camera positioning system!
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:59,
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Can we forget things like US elections for a moment
and concentrate on what matters? FFS my town is a laughing stock! A laughing stock, I tell you! I will never cope with the shame and and am rending garments as I type.
(TSLunch, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:47,
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I don't know how you dare to show your face here with a sign like that
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:58,
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I am ashamed.
(TSLunch, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:13,
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Only last night was I quaffing ale with some yeoman in my local tavern, having a jolly good laugh at Watford's expense.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:59,
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I'm not surprised
There is a street light out too. Public humiliation.
(TSLunch, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:18,
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I can see why he's holding it up
it could give way at any moment
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:01,
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If he'd do a few push ups from time to time he could just muscle it upright.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:05,
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It's a sign that I should Stop and consider No Entry
on my keyboard before making puns around here.
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:26,
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*points at Sundae and laughs*
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:21,
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This could be the title
of my memoirs.
(TSLunch, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:09,
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Everyone from Watford is a cunt Because of this sign.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:54,
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Except TSL, natch.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:45,
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No, no
I'm part of the problem.
(TSLunch, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:07,
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Ha ha
stupid watford
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:55,
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I was going to go to Watford.
No fucking way I'm going until they sort this out though.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:27,
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Check out his little sad face!
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 2:34,
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it's the cultivated expression of a public sector worker
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:39,
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(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:11,
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Perhaps Bill was handing out cigars
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:34,
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Is it because he is black you hate him?
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:50,
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Although he was popularly called the "first black president", Bill Clinton is not actually black, silly.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:52,
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Obama has a white mum, so you still have to wait.
#discriminatiom
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:17,
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So following Mokum's logic, I only half hate him!
I feel so empowered!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:38,
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Ahh I thought you might have had the courage to come out and say it. You sad fuck.
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:21,
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Darn it, you caught me, mammy! I knew I couldn't hide it from you!
Now you can regale fellow party goers with your decisive abilities, or fellow bus riders.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:35,
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Anybody else see this as a teaser for a new television series?
-New version of The Odd Couple? -Buddy Comedy? -Private Eye Detective Show?
Any combination of the above?
(I F Hobothen {steal bindle}, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:49,
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If it happened in a white collar prison it would be a hit
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:53,
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so some nutters with too much money
(colmcq2, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:32,
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What gets me
is that the billboards would have cost them about £20k, I reckon, minimum.
You'd have thought if they were outlaying that much, they might have bothered hiring a decent graphic designer as well.
Or, like, writing a coherent ad.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:42,
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Coherent?
I'd imagine it makes total sense if you're the sort of person who thinks spending that amount of money on a billboard campaign for freeman of the land stuff is sensible.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:09,
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So in brief by having a name I am being enslaved?
Are they still freedom of the land loons?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:45,
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Yes
For example, you don’t need a licence to drive/ride. If accidently you left your licence at home you could still drive perfectly well without it, right? Licences are only required by those who are under jurisdiction of the legal system, i.e. those who ignorantly believe they are the LEGAL NAME or knowingly consent to be it.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:59,
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If you wrap your drivers license in tin foil, you'll be invisible to police.
Trufax.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:21,
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in the FAQ:
"How does this help solve real problems, like chem trails..."
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 12:28,
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haha, also this
"...if you do not consent to be a legal name, police officers take on the role of peace officers acting to help and protect you if others try to harm you/try to make you answer to the name."
Which I think means that they're ok with being protected by the legal system but don't want to be subject to it? Excellent.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 12:30,
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Having access to money does not mean you're smart?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:25,
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I saw one of these driving back from Preston on friday.
Baffled the crap out of me too.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:42,
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You Weren't Driving You Were Traveling
back from Preston on Friday :-)
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:23,
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No, the billboard was driving back from Preston on Friday.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 0:03,
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The Billboard Wasn't Driving It Was Travelling
:-)
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 4:29,
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It means someone doesn't understand how to use capital letters
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:23,
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FADGEBADGER
Ha! Got your legal name now!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:21,
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Finally saw one of these near Brighton station two weeks ago
I remember reading about them a few months back, but have miserably failed to spot one until then.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:52,
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Somebody is low on lithium and is burning through the family bank account.
This won't end well.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:49,
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Nice view
But yes, something about parachuting through a layer of fog stuffed with buildings doesn't seem like the greatest of ideas.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:16,
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I thought the video was going to be him landing on a fog covered church spire.
Literally not seeing the point.
(herd of chickensFirst part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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You know where I'm going with this...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:42,
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He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:56,
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I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:25,
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This is my new favourite thread on B3ta!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:27,
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Me too!
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:50,
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I tried telling him
but it went in one ear and came out the other
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:55,
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Go Pros are like cursed -6 INT amulets. What is it with these idiots?
(MagicMoose, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:59,
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Mitchell & Webb S01E03NSFW
Why not? This just appeared on my YT recommended list. NSFW due to swears of course.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 8:32,
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Because they're not funny
Sorry.
(brandthedoggy, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:01,
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'Are we the baddies?' and 'Good Samaritan' are brilliant.
Everything else - shit.
Although their comic relief bit with Armstrong & Miller and Geoffrey Palmer as RAF pilots was OK, but the others all got the better lines.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:19,
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Senile Sherlock Holmes was good.
Not exactly funny, but good.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:27,
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I also liked their homeopathic A&E
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:52,
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^
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 1:59,
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Seemed aright, worked well. What's it from? Some Godzilla thing?
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:31,
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It was the first thing I thought of that had bongos in it.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:33,
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Surprised you didn't choose this not-at-all awkward
not-unnecessary addition to a not-mawkish song. With added shit period John Lennon at the end, always a bonus.
Feynman was ace.
But that obviously leads to this.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Mon 3 Oct 2016, 0:19,
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I think this might be
a better music choice!
(waruuu, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:40,
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That cat looks really big.
Because I believe that's a German Shepard he's fighting, and they're also pretty big, so...
(presferatu, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:12,
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Hmmm too much toxoplasmosis starfish for my liking.
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:43,
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You want trufax? You can't handle the trufax!
We both have the same first name, spelled the same way.
We both went to the same junior school (albeit with a 30 gap).
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 21:45,
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I know these fax, as I have been following you for the last three years, and have wanked in your wardrobe while you were asleep.
Trufax.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 22:13,
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he is also the father of that lad from outnumbered
Tyger Drew-Honeynutloops
(SpookySpoonwww.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:08,
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that eyes
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 9:09,
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My brain turnerd to mush about halfway through that and then I was distracted by a small fly
I hate you....Donald's Racist Golfers?
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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I read that and I remember growing up on a golf course
metaphorically.
I had coaching for like, since I was 8 or something. Was gonna be a pro but I had no temperament for it. Used to smash clubs in petulant rage. Golfers are douche bags. Not sure what my point is really, maybe I hope Trump wins.
(colmcq2, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:03,
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