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This is a link post FINALLY

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:02:xx [...] similarities
i skipped through it, some good bits but otherwise recycle²
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I loved it...
It was everything I hoped it would be
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF does this hack fraud know about movies anyway?

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post George Lucas?

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Straight away, the first ten seconds are brilliant
going to sit down and watch the rest later
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, I really liked the Force Awakens. Reignited my love of Star Wars.
Is this going to spoil it for me?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's generally quite positive about it
Though it takes him at least an hour to get to the movie.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long, but worth the effort.

(, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a link post SNL was actually funny!
Portraying two horrible people.

NB: May not actually be "funny".
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post posted as a reply to the south park one below

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You silly muppet ;)

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kate McKinnon.
She's good.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post For an American definition of 'funny'.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those witty Yanks!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
now there's a spoonerism
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wose thitty yanks?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you stop triggering me pls

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Alien VS Predator stop motion animation
Also has a bit of Star Wars and Batman in there.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that
I'm guessing they used a very expensive camera positioning system!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Can we forget things like US elections for a moment
and concentrate on what matters? FFS my town is a laughing stock! A laughing stock, I tell you! I will never cope with the shame and and am rending garments as I type.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how you dare to show your face here with a sign like that

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am ashamed.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only last night was I quaffing ale with some yeoman in my local tavern, having a jolly good laugh at Watford's expense.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not surprised
There is a street light out too. Public humiliation.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why he's holding it up
it could give way at any moment
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he'd do a few push ups from time to time he could just muscle it upright.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sign that I should Stop and consider No Entry
on my keyboard before making puns around here.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points at Sundae and laughs*

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This could be the title
of my memoirs.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone from Watford is a cunt

Because of this sign.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except TSL, natch.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no
I'm part of the problem.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
stupid watford
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to go to Watford.
No fucking way I'm going until they sort this out though.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check out his little sad face!

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the cultivated expression of a public sector worker

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Obama shows the patience of Job in trying to get Bill Clinton away from groupies and to get on the DAMN plane!
And for that, NO hug for you, Bill!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps Bill was handing out cigars

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it because he is black you hate him?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although he was popularly called the "first black president", Bill Clinton is not actually black, silly.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama has a white mum, so you still have to wait.
#discriminatiom
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post So following Mokum's logic, I only half hate him!
I feel so empowered!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ahh I thought you might have had the courage to come out and say it.
You sad fuck.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Darn it, you caught me, mammy! I knew I couldn't hide it from you!
Now you can regale fellow party goers with your decisive abilities, or fellow bus riders.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody else see this as a teaser for a new television series?
-New version of The Odd Couple?
-Buddy Comedy?
-Private Eye Detective Show?

Any combination of the above?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it happened in a white collar prison it would be a hit

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post wtf this mean????

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some freedom of the land pricks with too much money, I figured?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36499750
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
so some nutters with too much money
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What gets me
is that the billboards would have cost them about £20k, I reckon, minimum.

You'd have thought if they were outlaying that much, they might have bothered hiring a decent graphic designer as well.

Or, like, writing a coherent ad.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coherent?
I'd imagine it makes total sense if you're the sort of person who thinks spending that amount of money on a billboard campaign for freeman of the land stuff is sensible.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
losethename.com/truth-faq-new/
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post So in brief by having a name I am being enslaved?
Are they still freedom of the land loons?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
For example, you don’t need a licence to drive/ride. If accidently you left your licence at home you could still drive perfectly well without it, right? Licences are only required by those who are under jurisdiction of the legal system, i.e. those who ignorantly believe they are the LEGAL NAME or knowingly consent to be it.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you wrap your drivers license in tin foil, you'll be invisible to police.
Trufax.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the FAQ:
"How does this help solve real problems, like chem trails..."
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, also this
"...if you do not consent to be a legal name, police officers take on the role of peace officers acting to help and protect you if others try to harm you/try to make you answer to the name."

Which I think means that they're ok with being protected by the legal system but don't want to be subject to it? Excellent.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having access to money does not mean you're smart?

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time to post this again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one of these driving back from Preston on friday.
Baffled the crap out of me too.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Weren't Driving You Were Traveling
back from Preston on Friday :-)
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, the billboard was driving back from Preston on Friday.

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Billboard Wasn't Driving It Was Travelling
:-)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 4:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It means someone doesn't understand how to use capital letters

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post FADGEBADGER
Ha! Got your legal name now!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO FADGEBADGER

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guess this guy was ahead of his time

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a load of shit.
Ignore it and get on with your life.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^decent legal counseling

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally saw one of these near Brighton station two weeks ago
I remember reading about them a few months back, but have miserably failed to spot one until then.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody is low on lithium and is burning through the family bank account.
This won't end well.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Riding a bicycle in a very silly and dangerous manner
WEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee!!!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *breathes hard*

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I know GC
Keep calm and try a paper bag
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That 360 at 0:39 spun me out

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a record, baby?

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacks purpose.

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Panda falls from tree starts fight

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pandamonium!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop pandering!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what the problem is, it's all black and white to me.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's truly a pandemic.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eucalyptus?... you can fuck off!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your comment bamboozles me

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hand's up, don't shoot!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post bamboozled

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why a panda is the logo of WWE.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the most electrifying panda in sports entertainment

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post picked a nice day for it
not sure I see the point
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice view
But yes, something about parachuting through a layer of fog stuffed with buildings doesn't seem like the greatest of ideas.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the video was going to be him landing on a fog covered church spire.
Literally not seeing the point.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know where I'm going with this...

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my new favourite thread on B3ta!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried telling him
but it went in one ear and came out the other
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go Pros are like cursed -6 INT amulets. What is it with these idiots?

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Mitchell & Webb S01E03 NSFW
Why not? This just appeared on my YT recommended list. NSFW due to swears of course.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they're not funny
Sorry.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Are we the baddies?' and 'Good Samaritan' are brilliant.
Everything else - shit.

Although their comic relief bit with Armstrong & Miller and Geoffrey Palmer as RAF pilots was OK, but the others all got the better lines.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Senile Sherlock Holmes was good.
Not exactly funny, but good.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also liked their homeopathic A&E

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Epic Battle Between Dog and Cat Now More Epic I made this!
Whenever I see them fight, this is the music that plays in my head
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Living in a house with bongo drums will do that.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be gentle, this is the first time I've tried this...
www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=5XL_41JIRkA&video_start=0&audio=_dnZHea_TI0&audio_start=68
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seemed aright, worked well. What's it from? Some Godzilla thing?

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was the first thing I thought of that had bongos in it.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised you didn't choose this not-at-all awkward
not-unnecessary addition to a not-mawkish song. With added shit period John Lennon at the end, always a bonus.

BONGOBONGOBONGOBONGOSSSS
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post orange juice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTSaezB4p8
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feynman was ace.
But that obviously leads to this.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this might be
a better music choice!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That cat looks really big.
Because I believe that's a German Shepard he's fighting, and they're also pretty big, so...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm too much toxoplasmosis starfish for my liking.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post The Rainbow Piss Bucket Challenge NSFW
Lots of swearys
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke who played Geoffrey also does porn.
Trufax.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not the only one who watched The Adult Channel then ;)

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want trufax? You can't handle the trufax!
We both have the same first name, spelled the same way.

We both went to the same junior school (albeit with a 30 gap).
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know these fax, as I have been following you for the last three years, and have wanked in your wardrobe while you were asleep.
Trufax.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is also the father of that lad from outnumbered
Tyger Drew-Honeynutloops
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that eyes
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a link post The Sheeple must wake up, and when they do... I made this!
OK it's a pea, but seems relevant in the current climate here somehow.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cluck*

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hi!

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hai.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waves*

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post o/

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those Russian hookers are something else.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a link post South Park hits the nail on the proverbial. NSFW
(We're not sick of this topic yet, are we?)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saturday Night Live's version is quite good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQGBZQrtT0
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just realized, reality and parody need some separation.
Baldwin is a damned good Twump.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That was fantastic.

Though somewhat depressingly, articles such as this; and the mentality behind them, will piss people off enough to vote for Trump
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post My brain turnerd to mush about halfway through that and then I was distracted by a small fly
I hate you....Donald's Racist Golfers?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that and I remember growing up on a golf course
metaphorically.

I had coaching for like, since I was 8 or something. Was gonna be a pro but I had no temperament for it. Used to smash clubs in petulant rage. Golfers are douche bags. Not sure what my point is really, maybe I hope Trump wins.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post metaphoric golf course?
deep, man.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm still stuck on the flutes.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one time at band camp...

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you heard the one about those three guys and the euphonium?

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
At 0:18 that cat said "shut up" in cat language
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Fourteen year old can salsa

He may not have gotten laid this time, but if he keeps it up, he'll be knee-deep.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post A fourteen year old can of salsa?
No thanks.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer Sild.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVoAAUY2dV0
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've actually had those. They are fancy level canned fish : p

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post gay

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post She does look old enough to be his mother.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think he's only got eyes for his father

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post triggered

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post joyous

(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I bet he will be able to charm the knickers off a nun when he gets a bit older.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Beck - Think I'm In Love
sorry about the music link but i always liked it
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I logged in just to say
I too like this
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 0:12, , Reply)

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