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This is a normal post Welcome to the internet

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 minutes later
hubby kicks her in the cunt
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post For Sale, one used GoPro...
...(you may not want to head-mount it though)

It appears that Dr Manhattan may have been blue 'cause of Cherenkov Radiation...
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Literal und metaphoric. Thanks for posting this, great footage, very relevant to my interests... :)
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some spooky shit.
A great movie could be made around this kind of real footage
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 0:28, , Reply)
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And it's gone. Mirrors?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Life of a Bolt

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This is a normal post fuckin redbull advert

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, apart from that.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I had to wait so fucking long at screwfix the other day
Apologies to dweeb I touted at. I thought you were just a lazy lackadaisical twat who doesn't know a word with the urgency of manana.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The McDonalds of DIY stores.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ALL DIY stores are the MacDonalds of DIY stores.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the last scene should have
been the bolt sheering off and flying through the throat of one of the pit crew, and embedding itself into the forehead of another.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh you

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone had to be cynical

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Best of Aussie dashcam
You FAAARKIN' idiot
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be fair,
There is also a "You silly person!"
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was remarkably restrained

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed. Not a single driver was listening to Men at Work.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
Aussies listen to some right shit when driving. Terrible music.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post All our radio
Is owned by one company, and therefore they blast the same high-rotation bullshit non stop. The community radio is hit and miss, with them playing mostly obscure beardy bullshit whilst sucking latte and talking about bands that no one has heard of, because they're shit.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post G'day Dom.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more giant prawns

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Did you have a good day darling?"
"Just the usual love, stood around in public while someone repeatedly kicked me in the groin and when they got bored I smashed a brick into my knackers"
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chinese male contraceptive research is advancing

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least
their cocks do not appear to be made of glass.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ow my balls!

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huhuh
oh..i like money
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post What did you do at work today?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
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I hopefully didn't give myself an aneurysm
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was only his helmet and shoes that stopped his head and feet exploding.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wowzer

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Remind you of anyone?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait till you meet a citizen of the world

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post woah, babysteps, he'll have to get out of the house first, then he can start meeting people

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
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This is a normal post to be fair to you, I chose my username at about the same time this lad was last on telly
So you're bang up to date
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(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see a pic of Paul Daniels every now and then

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish aliens...the worse kind.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hmmm
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
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I got my polish passport to go with my english one about 3 months ago.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Little Steve at the Rose & Crown
can get you a Thai passport for £15. He'll also sell you a polar bear cub if you want
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool what do they taste like?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken, obviously.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would you need a passport just for polish?
bleach I could understand, as it smarts on the sensitives.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a link post lolwackynostalgiadvertising
toys sell out
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did it died? =(

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, advertising financial services must be the grimmest task imaginable
but also to be fair, this sounds like something the apprentice twats would dream up #mcskeletorface
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Zanier"?
Cunts
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This message was brought to you by the UK Baillifs Union
They endorse
We enforce
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It says I need Flash to see that? All bollocks I reckon.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post and this is why
i dont own a television
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Turns out William Blake may have been right all along - Major shake-up suggests dinosaurs may have 'UK origin'
And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon England's mountains green:
And was Hypsilophodon,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Camptosaurus,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Iguanodon breeded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post British Dinosaurs Eddy. Best in the world.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post definite sense that they've shoehorned in a tenuous UK connection to get a bit of press

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This is a normal post Ha! Take that Ethiopa and your cradle of life holier-than-thou attitude!

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a dis on Ababa?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Is Brian Cox on acid?
I was just thinking about how Brian Cox sounds like a stoned Northerner talking about a great new pie shop he's discovered. So I went to watch a few videos of him, and I found this little gem.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post see also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Shitpeas

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Philomena Cunk

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Chicken is radiating disorder
Great line. Sounds like a piece of code from a WWII radio transmission.

And to our friends in France:-
The chair is against the wall.
The swallow flies up.
The Chicken is radiating disorder.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is isn't it

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely Fogled!

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to get fucked up with Brian Cox

Drop acid, a few hours of chatting and introspective wonderment of the universe before doing some MDMA and singing "Things can only get better". Good times.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The comedy continues in the comments section, where non-Brits are furious...
"ARE THESE TWO FUCKING SERIOUS WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY! JUST TWO CUNTS BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN THIS WORLD BRAIN COX IS A GOOD MAN AND WHO ARE THESE TWO DO KNOW ANY THING BUT TO BITCH BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKERSSSS"
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post spanko
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3-eCDV7Ac4
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This is a normal post Chris Waddle!

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thethethethe
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post This is no laughing matter.
i.imgur.com/C2ElvLB.gifv
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:43, , Reply)
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lol
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we now can all see how the attacker got in
also it's uncanny just how well it syncs with Hot Fuzz
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't say!

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I see why I couldn't post it now
what a silly moo I am
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Fuck you isis, we can find prurile comedy in any tragedy you can dish out.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brilliant
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep Calm and Carry On.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carry on up the jihad?
Wasn't one of the best. Kenneth Williams did not convince as old hook hands - they should have given that part to Sid James. 'Bwahahaha' would have worked much better than 'stop messing about'.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
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*guilty lol*
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Music video corner NSFW
Don't know if you cunts will like this or not. Workmate has a band, and here's four muzak videos they made. CG not fucking likely.

https://youtu.be/dPWjgmFKvWE
https://youtu.be/Aeihg5XOZsM
https://youtu.be/OUyFE5dowI8
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first track's really good (not listened to the rest yet)
but the video doesn't really work...it references some great Asian films, but is far too 'random' and doesn't relate to the music...
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Aussie hero...or not

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still blaming us after all these years.

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd not seen this one!
At least he's truthful. Even if he doesn't realise that he's a fuckwitt.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some people
their only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post first 5 minutes of ghost in the shell

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this manga or something?

I've heard about it but don't know it. What format made it popular before the movie?
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Originally manga, then a good Anime film, an ok Anime series.
Created by the same guy that made Apple Seed, likes drawing girls in the nuddy too.

Also i'm not watching this until someone confirms the originals oiled up lesbian 3 way bean flicking fest features.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... so the anime film is the go-to version then?

Would be interested to see it before the film.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely so.
They released a re-mastered version a year or two back that was very faithful to the original so either of those is fine. There was also a sequel, not as good story-wise as the first one but much better visually.

The series has its moments if you get bored after that, but I wouldn't bother with the second season as it gets a bit Metal Gear.

Frankly, I'd ignore the live action film entirely. I'm only going because there's nothing else on that catches my eye until Guardians 2 next month. I fully expect to grind my teeth at a radically different and over-simplified plot and Scarlett Johansson's complete lack of screen presence or acting ability. I know the Major is supposed to be an emotionless woman in a robot body, but it'd be nice if they got someone who doesn't appear that way by default.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post each telling of the story is slightly different.
The manga is good but the first Anime is more accessable.
The second anime is a visual feast but quite hard for me to follow.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'm sure it's very important to the plot that JS be in a flesh-coloured body-suit - not just a way to attract the attention of the 15-year-old boys and basement-dwellers and separate them from their money.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it works for me, and I fit neither category.

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spelled 'both' wrong.

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was actually justified in the original,
although, as has already been mentioned, the artist is a massive perv...
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post He just likes strong female protagonists
who happen to have a lot of wardrobe malfunctions
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Find me an artist that is not a massive perv.
It's part of the job description.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post got my attention and I'm neither :)
but to be fair I probably won't pay to see it
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post and?
Like they don't use men with muscular physiques for the same reason (for the opposite gender though obvs) in films.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought the VHS at great expense because I liked Akira
and I didn't appreciate it whatsoever, so when much later I met another human being who had seen it, I felt like I had missed something when they glowed about it.

It didn't have any cool Tron-like motorbikes!
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has better.
Multiped TANKS!
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks wank.
Will probably download it after it appears one one of them Somalian sites, then watch it half-heartedly whilst looking at Faceache and making things look funny in Photoshop.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks dogshite
and this is coming from a big Shirow (and Oshii) fan.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post shexy nerd lady shows off the shexy suit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCyXVEVpKk
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm actually up for this. Weirdly.
I think it's because I'm excited to see Weta's practical effects more than anything.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Denis Leary's show No Cure for Cancer NSFW
The C4 comments below reminded me of this show which I thought was brilliant at the time - I still love the opening song "I'm an asshole" for reasons I'd rather not discuss.
NSFW due to some sweariness.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ill just watch
bill hicks show from the year before.... amirite?!?!?! guys check me out... right? right?

click, Bang.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - somehow I'd missed out on Bill Hicks
But it does appear you're right. To be fair it's Leary singing "I'm an asshole"!
I like Hicks' comment that he actually stole Leary's work, but to throw people off the scent he performed it first.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^*this*^

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dennis Leary apparently ripped off Louie Ck:

https://youtu.be/iHqw54sQZgE?t=2m58s
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a link post First it was Chuck Berry, now Chuck Barris...
Is Chuck Norris next?
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame.
Confessions of a Dangerous mind is an excellent film.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barris Chuckle?
How is Pauls Chuckle taking the news?
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gong show
always loved this show back in the day.....NSFW due to boobage...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or this Gong Show Classic
technically NSFW, but not really.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 4:19, , Reply)
This is a link post we've all gotten into similar situations

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Remember this guy?
And whole movie...(back from when C4 did stuff other than buy regurgitated cookery shows)
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the movie as a kid. It needed another 30 mins though as it felt rushed at the end.

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It did get a whole TV series
And it was quite good.
Ackchewwelly.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't fucking tempt Netflix

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This is a normal post Matt Frewer?

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This is a normal post 10 items or...

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This is a normal post Hey nonny nonny.

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Fassbender looks more like Max Headroom every day

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This is a normal post I've got that on 7" single someewhere at my parents...
...a Woolworths bargain bin buy, I seem to recall.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowadays all they do is shite like...
The IT Crowd
Channel 4 news
The Island
Catastrophe
Derren Brown
Black Books
and through Film4 make shite like Ex Machina, Trainspotting, 12 Years a slave.

They've really gone downhill.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Channel 4 News? *sniggers*
Do you like Newsround too?
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Channel 4 news seems to take The Day Today as something to aspire to.

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their breathtaking incompetence continues.
They named the perpetrator of today's events as a man who is currently in prison.
Want lies and fake news? Watch Channel 4 News.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
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The IT Crowd finished four years ago.
Black Books finished 13 years ago.
The Island is generic reality TV.
Channel 4 news is what they said ^
Derren Brown seems to be making a decent amount of money from stage acts rather than TV now.
And I've never even heard of Catastrophe.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Parklife!

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well played!

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catastrophe is quite good.
Many good sex jokes. Not much else though.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They still make some good stuff.
I'd add Toast of London, Man Down and Friday Night Dinner to your list.

However, they do seem to have lost all sense of being in any way countercultural, which is a pity.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go with that
My memories of the early days are The Tube, a very enjoyable production of Accidental Death of an Anarchist and a Denis Leary stand-up show which deserves a post of its own. It seemed like radical stuff at the time.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post regurgitated cookery shows?
ewww
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:21, , Reply)

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