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This is a link post danger-cats
27:35 is where all of the action transpires. But it's a pretty interesting video regardless of cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post The 'title' options when purchasing tickets online for Royal Ascot
disappointed it doesn't include "Artist Formally Known as" or "Jam Master"


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 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post disappointed by the lack of cunt stuffer title too :(
and arse blaster
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Queen can't buy tickets online?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Duke is there isn't it?
Duke of Lancaster
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missing "Butler to"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post FSOL- Papua New Guinea (Simian Mix)
x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything by FSOL gets a click from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was different, in a good way
Never heard any of their stuff before - will definitely be listening to some more.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mince

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Papering Over Poverty
Spot on!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had enough of this cunt personally.
and i think he talks shit
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
that was exactly my impression of you.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's also my impression of you both! Pass it on :D
 (mr_mekon, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my impression of everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *belms*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressions! I loves impressions i does
"hows about that then lads and lasses"
"you have to see me, right"
"to the bat car"
"can you see what it is yet"
"to see ya nice, to see you"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh Betty!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!"

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preach it brother!
He is an utterly unfunny and tedious bore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked him at first, but he is a complete hypocrite.
It's funny he didn't mention the Labour MP and local residents on the group that approved the cladding. No, it must be evil Tories and austerity, not the fact that local groups are pretty fucking stupid housing managers and prioritise the wrong things. No-one ever pays the price for these decisions, they just waltz into the next public sector management job leaving a trail of waste and mismanagement behind.

Turning it into left and right, the saintly Jeremy against the Maybot, just lets them off the hook. They are all fucking useless and we pay the price.
 (plankton, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish someone would put some budget external cladding on him.
He's a self-righteous windbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's his character, and until everyone has seen it and is tired of it
it will keep on happening.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know; it's his style, it's his schtick
In amongst he makes some reasonable (but blindingly obvious) points, but I hate his delivery. He certainly has an audience – my FB feed is full of his rants, but as Trump as proved being popular is a poor measure of ability.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i really wish people would stop showing me photos of starving children - i'm trying to enjoy my dinner here

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disaster fatigue.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live around the corner from that building
My kids have classmates that died. My family is actively involved with the administration of donations. So it sickens me to hear that twat in the video make unsubstantiated claims and give angry opinions. He's talking utter shit. My objection to this cunt has nothing to do with too much disaster on at tea time.

PS. this is not an attack on you, just wanted to be clear about the reasons for my earlier outburst.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Except I don't have kids. Was sat in The Garden grabbing lunch on Sat and Sun and the number of "disaster tourists" coming in from different areas was a little bit shocking. Talking to one of the cops, he thought that was part of the reason they've closed the Hammersmith and city line down again, rather than it just being to do with the building stability.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Painful

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Desperately, desperately unfunny guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe it's meant to be funny

Satire isn't always meant to be funny:

"the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues"

It's just a way to highlight and expose certain issues...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video lacks 'the use of humour'

(sithemong, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair do's
He's a desperately, desperately unfunny satirist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post A Puppet's Tale
Sorry for two in a row, but this is cute (and depressing).
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Rocket plane.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, *that* sort of plane!
It'll never fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Sadly I have to confirm WWIII has broken out, god save us all.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 18 Jun 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!!!!!!
VOMITS
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Jun 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enfer et Damnation!
"Starts digging bunker in back garden"

"Finds water table after less than a foot"

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post The White House Flickr feed is utterly shite
Not only that but blatantly (and badly) photoshopped. Inside sources say if he doesn't like his face in a photo they shop on one he does like - you can see it here.



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 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Larry King
Your political insight is marvelous and interesting to all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 18 Jun 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post those aren't identical head shots if that's what you're suggesting. I can tell by the pixels
It's just that he always pulls the same shit eating grin
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post mad pixels skills mate

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post who are the two people either side of steve mcclaren?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the one where he's rubbing his cock on a wall

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post More luck using a reflective coffee table
I doubt his fully extended iaculum reaches the vertical of his bulga.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post or he's just got a fixed pose
that he uses for every photo

 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to say this...
...But even she would make a better prez.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(Tuftedshag, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just ons metrisch wherry she beats Trump.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the sea a bit choppy this morning?
Or was it double rations o' grog?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post When spoon floats on coffee
Maybe coffee too strong.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be careful what you wish for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khE6v1mL0q4
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as she's willing to dress up as a Moon Nazi for me, and have black hair like she did in Repo: A Genetic Opera, I'd vote for her.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Jun 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a link post The Great Dick(tator)
Nicely done.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice Headline

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get why Earthlings don't have a satellite around each planet in the system.
That and fireproof cladding on their huts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a link post "I know what - we'll steal hundreds of GPS tracking devices. What could possibly go wrong?"
USA! USA! USA!
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 5:43, , Reply)
This is a link post New primitive technology video
Remember to turn closed captions on for his commentary.
(gijoel, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *swoons*
Good with his hands and seems like just the sort of guy I'd like to have around when the bomb drops.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always top stuff
but what's he going to do with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably build a space ship

(gijoel, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is he's going to smelt iron.
I smelt iron once. Didn't smell of anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a point to this?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really. It's just about sharing stupid videos and insulting people whos views differ from yours.
That's all I come here for anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you and your different view point

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Jun 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have an opinion that differs from you both
So you can fuck each other (in a consensual manner).
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit Wankers!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is one option.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's working up to doing his own root canal.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there any point?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jun 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post best day of the mont when PT turns up on youtube
I despair of his charcoal making technique however.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he build a bow-drill for fire lighting?
Wonder why he's still doing it by hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you'd had the commentary you'd know
simpler. and because he doesn't *need* your high tech fire-bows to make flames.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reflexively turn off all commentary and such on Youtube
I find it "CLICK HERE FOR FIFTY GREATEST CATS!!!11!" tends to get in the "CLICK SUBSCRIBE FOR MOR AWESOMENESS!!1!1!" way.

As noted above though, I can't see that there's any purpose to what he's doing. They're all individually interesting videos but there doesn't seem to be an end goal for all the effort, beyond Adsense dollars.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post eventually he'll have a hand made city with a maglev monorail made from mud and twigs.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's gradually working towards fashioning a Zippo lighter from coconut husks.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a link post "It's cold. Cold like a fish." I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sat 17 Jun 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post £1 fish?
It's a slow day today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come and have a look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Mary Poppins
GC be dammed
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOLOQGDmTw
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Falmouth sea shanty today wooooo
Got my singing lungs
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that is a high quality sea shanty 👍
 (poochengeez, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listening to this
I wonder if today's beer jingles will become tomorrow's folk songs.
 (gijoel, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Stop motion of sawing and sanding through wood.
Better than I've made it sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post that WAS better than you made it sound
duly clicked.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of those "Why didn't I think of that?" moments
Very simple idea, but the execution is brilliant - I'd love to see how it was done.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
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Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
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Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
Then they sand a bit then take a photo.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the ones where they take a photo then sand a bit...
It's the stability that struck me, and also that they did zoom, pan and what looked like tracking in some clips. I guess a lot of it could have been done digitally, including frame-to-frame indexing but I would stil like to know how they set it up so they could create that much sawdust without messing up what must have been some expensive kit.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you told me YOU were barren!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you pineing for the old days again?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Anyone fancy a pint?"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post then it puts the lotion on its skin

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder what a tree would think about this

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wooden mind much

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wood find it boring

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely knot?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop branching off from the subject at hand

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 17 Jun 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leaf it alone.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only just twigged that this is a pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be such a sap

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Jun 2017, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aand we have reached the end grain of these puns.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Then form a splinter group
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And dovetail to worse puns?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely video
Disappointing music. What is the point of cooking great food only to serve it on plastic plates?
 (roysin, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would go really well with some drugs
any kind... just regular run of the mill drugs
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post *necks an Anadin*
WOW!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One great britland pasport , danke
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how that doesn't actually need a translation

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Germans mocking the British
with insightful parody. Truly we are living in the end times.
 (gijoel, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Das ist verdammtes Ass

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 9:04, , Reply)

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