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This is a link post Alright which one of you is selling these pencils? NSFW
NSFW-ish
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This is a normal post Wish it were me, bulk pencils on Alibaba are a couple of cents each.
I need to find something to flog on the Etsy.
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This is a normal post Decency pencil grips

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This is a normal post (DE) #infest

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This is a normal post Maybe yours will catch on.

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This is a normal post Waiting for/prolly bindun (delete as appropriate)
Keep
Calm
And
Cray
On
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This is a link post Interesting article about Buckfast.
"Though Buckfast accounts for barely half a percent of Scotlandís total alcohol sales, in 2015 the Scottish Prison Service†found†that over 40 percent of inmates had drunk some quantity of the stuff before their last offense."
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This is a normal post tear doon the hoose juice
fastest way out of paisley
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Themed funeral
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This is a normal post Christ that's grim...

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This is a normal post ahaha Methil is a hell of a place
www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/is-methil-really-the-worst-place-to-visit-1-2213017
Note: some of the locals reckon Cumbernauld is worse.
Edit: I'm not just some random on this issue:
1. I have been to Methil
2. I have tried Buckfast and Bellhaven
3. I've also been to Cumbernauld.
4. In fairness it's not the Buckfast that makes Cumbernauldians ask 'what's it called?' when prompted for the name of their home town.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Iíve been to Methil, Iíve tried Buckfast, Iíve tried Bellhaven too.
So what? So what?
I
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This is a normal post have you sucked an old man's cock

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post A good question
Enquiring minds want to know.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I've had crabs and I've had lice and I've had the pox and that ain't nice
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post As mentioned last friday, here is the the full gory story of the journy to loosing my leg NSFW I made this!
Please note there are pics that may make you,bork,gag or simply crywank to.
I have posted a few vids here since it came off and i have given some brief descriptions, this is the full, unedited graphic novel if you like.

I had this posted on Imgur and had such a massive response to it and sooooo many pm's and Qustions along with the posted replys, if you have any questions or querries lease feel free to ask away.

lastly whats with the naughty step? got put there the other day when i tried to log in. Anything to do with Dom?
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This is a normal post MOOOODS!
Giveth this the chop.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The Name that we dare not speak.

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This is a normal post taxidermy for that foot?

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This is a normal post unfortunately no
i did want to see the bone structure and find out what was going to happen if that hadnt come off, surgeon had other ideas


Is he persona non grata on here now? or does he need his mummy to hold his hand while he is here?
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Surgeon probably needed an extra foot
To have a matching pair to hold the books on the mantlepiece.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How long before you get a false one?
Edit: Plus also, are you still employed? What happens work-wise?
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I got my leg on August 3rd just 12 weeks after the op
And have been doing remarkably well on even walking with it on the first day.
There has been some setbacks, with sores in places where it rubs to falls and landing stump first, now that is a real eye water. I can tell you my wife heard several words she hasn't heard for many years.
as for work, I had already been out of work for 18 months due to various issues with it and indeed taking more and more morphine on bigger doses. Gad to say that I don't have morphine anymore and the other pain meds are finished aswell.
Work wise well that's a problem that isn't going to resolve itself soon. I can walk with the leg and probably could do the length of a football pitch but I wouldn't be able to put the leg on again for several days.
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This is a normal post Makes you already better than half the crowd here.
Who could not wheeze and pant the same distance without collapsing in into a pile of sweaty lard.

Tdlr: Show off.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to call him Voldermort now.
We're not allowed to say the D word.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that D word which must not be mentioned
he of a three letter name that recently complained about how we are all not nice to him n stuff?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe, but this cannot be affirmed
"Taps nose"
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This is a normal post D-O-M D-O-M D-O-MMMMMM

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This is a normal post If only you'd paid attention to David Prowse you'd still have both legs !

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This is a normal post Wouldnt have made any differance in my case Long post
On a mountain bike going down a 1 in 4 hill when the front wheel droped into pot hole on the uphill side of a drain, unfortunatly i was looking over my right shoulder. as there was a car accelerating to overtake me, the moment i looked forward, the wheel dropped in and i was launched over the bars and diagonaly into the center of the road,right where the car was overtaking me.

I clearly recall the moment the wheel dropped and getting ejected from the bike, the car was closing rapidly with the spot of road i was due to impact and, me car and raod all met in one untidy heap that left me wrapped around the front right of a VW Golf my head was between the road and the tyre and if the guy hadnt stopped as fast as he did it would have gone over my noggin.
as i hit the road my legs splayed out and my left leg was completly unhurt but my right leg was under the car and sticking up between the engine and radiator with my right angle dislocated by 90degrees.
The forward moment of the car ground the side of my ankel off and broke the talus in three pieces, i also ended up with a broken knuckle on my left hand and some damage to the elbow aswell. There was also adecent hand shaped bruise on the left of my head where my hand had been as it hit the road.

Looking back on it from the comfort of my wheelchair and lack of pain meds, i hold no bad feelings for the car driver, after all it wasnt his fault at all, He even trav eled up from London a few times to check on me in hospital. Decent guy like that.
when you see ambulances these days at an accidnt it is slow slow slow protect the patient etc. that day? sone as they heard the screech and bang the locals where out with pillows and blankets and one old lady sat next to me and held my hand, thank you, i never found out who she was but thank you, funnily enough there was no pain at all, due to shock and being 21 and thinking ah this isnt to bad i will be back at work in a couple of months. Ha little did i know.
One thing that distick in my mind was the urge for pizza, i know i know but pizzaa? also there was a total lack of blood,none at all despite a huge hole in my ankle,that looked like a bone in joint of pork.
Any way the ambulance guys simple looked me over then put me on the stretcher no neck collor or any thing like that, off to hospital and into a cubicle. Once in side, i had a big fat round Idian Dr with a turban and round fat face with tiny round gold rimmed glasses, now i can only recall a few words of what he was saying due to accent and laughing gas but those words where "this may hurt a bit" he then proceded to grab my right foot and pull, very very hard at that point the pressure that was on my ankle and was stpping the bleeding was removed, the pain felt like a lightning bolt to the nuts and and i passed out, when i came round the Dr was standing there looking worried, with his hand over the hole and blood ouzing out between his fingers, but even more impressive was decent sized splash ofblood on the cubicle wall running down to a puddle on the floor. After that it was op after op after op.
In the ten years it took to get back to work, i was in plaster for just over 4 years in total had crutches for 7 and had a walking stick for the days that i could manage them. in total there was 7 operations and unfortunatly none of them worked as they should have, his led to more and more complications and recuring infections due to road debris in the ankle spaces, and due to necrosis of the bone.
Now though the painkillers have been stopped appart from one tramadol in the morning morning tramadol, all the morphine is done with i have very little pain unless the stump gets cold, and i have now got my head back to a safer more stable place.

All this is thanks to my wife staying with me,and being the anchor i needed
Mrs Bunnykiller i couldnt have done this journey with out you
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This is a link post The Drone Phone from LG

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This is a normal post That looks like a novel way to steal someone's phone.

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This is a normal post Seriously late for April fools
would be a great spoof for next year though
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"I almost believe that Horizontal flying is possible with that phone design, but Vertical flying IS NOT possible with that design"

Well, thanks for debunking it, Einstein.
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This is a normal post No air intakes

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This is a normal post or ear phone socket. The monsters!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Or outlets
I wondered if it would be possible with guided air channels using the fans blowing inward but no, it is just a hoax.
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This is a normal post what a novel way to drain a battery

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This is a link post Typical date.

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I can dig it
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This is a link post 2 Aussies discuss a new Lord of the Rings TV show
mildly amusing
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post amusing, I'd probably watch that - or I'd watch their commentary on the episodes

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Re:scam
Netsafe have produced an AI to respond to scammers and waste their time
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting idea
I look forward to the counter ai used by scammers.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like computers making work for computers
It's electronic bureaucracy gone intelligent I tell ye!
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This is a normal post How do we know this horde of emails we send it is only going to be used for baiting scammers?
What if they use my email address to put Panto on my child's laptop?
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This is a normal post Oh no they won't!

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Please explain what it means to put panto on your laptop

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Soz, typu!
youtu.be/kx4ixXQFUQY
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post forward them an email
guess what? they now have your active email address.
this itself is a scam to harvest emails.
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This is a normal post Please, no conspiracy theories on 9/11.

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This is a normal post typical of you again with the 1 day late appeal did you forget to set your calendar forward a day?
Brasseye is to good for scum like this with there "oh look at me i do things on my own calendar" shit posting and internet points are to good for you

or i could be wrong, but no one EVA has ever heard of some one admiting there wrong on the webnet interthingy
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything is a scam to get our e-mails.

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Banana made of scam, Monkey made of scam.
Everything made of scam!
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This is a link post "I went to the bakery to order a cake with an image of Peppa Pig, for my two year oldís birthday.
I was asked to put the picture that I wanted on a memory stick, so it could be scanned on the cake.Ē
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Birthday. Ruined.
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This is a normal post Haha FFS!

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he thought it was a memory stick
But it was actually a selfie stick? In which case, they probably did as instructed.
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This is a link post Blade Runner 2049 miniatures
Found this interesting

Probably not necessary, same result/look could be achieved with CGI (and digital post production will happen anyway), just doing it as a tribute to the practical effects in the original etc., but wondering how the play aspect of doing things this way changes what is created
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This is a normal post Good ole Weta

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This is a normal post thanks custard!
i have "I like this!"'d it for later :)
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wow :)
assumed it was all CGI, seems better somehow that some of it was "real"
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Probably not necessary, same result/look could be achieved with CGI"
Well, it's no Avatar, I'll grant you that.
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This is a normal post ^this
Modelling was absolutely necessary to get the look right.
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This is a normal post Those city blocks look like they're about 28mm scale...
*rummages through War Machine stock*
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This is a link post Not a 3D zoetrope but similar
in a stroby kinda way
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This is a normal post the cubes one doubles up as a fruit bowl
and also a smoothie maker when switched on...
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This is a normal post DMT
Tastic
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I like it
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This is a link post Bombskare - Catastrof**k NSFW
Some Scottish ska for ya'
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had a Scottish Ska band I'd a called it Ska Pa Flow

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This is a normal post If I rubbed your bum, would spirit come out?
because that's genie-arse!
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This is a link post All these political post. I think B3ta needs to return to it's core values. Here's a compilation of animals vomiting

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Epic regurgitated material.

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This is a normal post Poor things...I blame Corbyn!

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not political?
Vomexit?
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This is a normal post That's the fucking ticket

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This is a normal post no thats a repeat i am pretty sure ive seen that before, dog probably

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This is a normal post *hugs*

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This is a link post I'd watch it I made this!

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This is a normal post Haha! awesome

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This is a normal post Cheers!

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This is a normal post Nice!
I was massively disappointed at London 2012 we didn't take the opportunity to have welly wanging as our demonstration sport.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 11:16, Reply)
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Damn. I read that as "Belly Wanging". We'd definitely have a good chance at that.


(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post NO
To belly cameltoe.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I just did
And accordingly clicked
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This is a normal post Thanks!

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This is a link post Sex Pistolsí Pretty Vacant
For some reason this has been running through my head since yesterday.
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This is a normal post Have to hand it to Sidney.
He really got value for money out of that top string.
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This is a normal post No Kim,
no deal.
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This is a normal post There are a couple of bass run-downs in that tune
and he's not playing them
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to play bass when you're spangled out of your mind.

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This is a link post Julia Roberts faces her hardest role yet in Oceans 12. I made this!
A silly breakdown of a silly movie scene
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I find these somewhat above my rather high threshold of bearable entertainment
Kudos
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta user claims to have "rather high threshold of bearable entertainment".
What you doing here?
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This is a normal post wasting my years away like a middle-class mother flushing baby wipes down the toilet

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This is a normal post ^Fatberg contributor

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This is a normal post I also subscribe to every issue

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This is a normal post But you only read it for the articles, right?

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This is a normal post Thanks!
I'll take that
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This is a normal post Other videos are not as good as these videos

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This is a link post Corey Feldman seeks to expose Hollywood nonces
Feldman may appear like a tragic side character from BoJack Horseman and this project might be, as some are putting it, a "long con" but it is really about giving him a war chest to take on these bastards. Either it works or he snorts all $10m up his nose.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
He should just go to the fuzz.
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This is a normal post He has, sort of.
BBC Link. Savile showed the system just doesn't care when people have power and money and this is the US, he wouldn't have stood a chance before Weinstein, he would have been destroyed. There is more than one Weinstein...but with kids out there, and no one gives a shit.
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This is a normal post I'm confused about his pricing structure for donations
How much is it if you just want a hand job while he chants "goonies never say die" at you?
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https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/corey
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This is a normal post Cor!

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This is a normal post Nicely spotted!

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This is a normal post I'll pray I never need to call him.

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This is a link post Oscilloscope Music (What you see is what you hear)
The party starts at 2:18.
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This is a normal post Really mesmerising audibly and visually
but listening to it gives me a peculiar feeling inside, like the music is going to subtly jump an octave down and play the brown note.
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This is a normal post Like oscillations do you? Check out these beauties:
vimeo.com/65475425

vimeo.com/101100285
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:26, Reply)
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That was fun..watched it on my projector
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
That's not normally the type of music I'd listen to, but I massively enjoyed that - I think the intro helps set it up. I've been looking for an excuse for a subwoofer upgrade, and this might just be it!
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This is a link post Extremely cute CG spider test

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic
What was that cute shell character someone here was posting a while ago?
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Adorable.
Beautifully animated.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Still just about triggers a jitter of phobia in me
I'm better about spiders than I used to be, but still phobic.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that there on the back of your neck mate?

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If we genetically engineered all spiders to look that cute
That would solve arachnophobia forever
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This is a link post A song about assholes NSFW

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This guy is a Lovecraftian horror but he is also better at music than me
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This is a link post 3D Zoetrope
Really like this. The company are Kickstarting in December
Edit: The idea is gc but these are kits you can design and build yourself

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This is a normal post <3

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Is that effect not entirely dependent on the frame rate of the camera? Or failing that you could set up a strobe light but I don't see how it would work without cheating!
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