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This is a link post Drunk guy

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, if he's that drunk he shouldn't be carrying that guy round on his shoulders

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

All other trousers should banned. That would make life more entertaining!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This video is unavailable
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gone now
It was a drunk guy wearing one of those piggyback costumes lolling about an underground carriage.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Cosmic Psychos - Fuckwit City
A gaggle of Aussie bands showing up in my tubular feeds recently. Liked this. Not sure where exactly Fuckwit City is. Maybe Prufie knows as it's likely his born and bred.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad fuckin Macka
Has a law degree and teaches guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4RydQb2po
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So many old punks
wear those wraparound shades.

I wonder if they know it makes them look like a paedophile?
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman acts like dick on airplane pre take off
Gets chucked off plane.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything seems to be in order here

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can fully sympathise with 'Angry Woman'.
Why they don't just stick these horrible, screaming semen demons in with the pets/cargo is beyond me.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post But who was the biological father?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fine with this.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way she finds out the stewardess's name to get her sacked
Then uses it as if they're old pals once she realises she's getting ejected.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more emotional peacocks and hamsters

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if she could lose Tabitha her job
Still, all good
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Listen to your heart
If you don't like your ears, you'll love this.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a huge Roxette fan... That makes me sad.
She paid to record that.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or at least listen to your cardiologist...

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on shooting spree, that sounded like an old route master starting on a cold day.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The future Mrs. Sheeran?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post How to fight perceived sex discrimination in the publishing industry
With blatant PR-promoted commercial sex discrimination, of course!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Though it's always a laugh to see a PR company with commercially suicidal tendancies.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43072061
Bill Hicks would be proud, in a way.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Sweet days of discipline' looks good
I've nearly finished 50 shades
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "And Other Stories publishes about 12 books per year from an office in Sheffield Central Library"
Call me Captain cynical but this wouldn't be someone in desperate need of more clients would it?

Also all men have to do is self declair that they identified as female and problem solved.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a link post plushenko - sex bomb
all of this.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks a bit low-poly to me.
Is that from a Playstation game?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post just like the world used to be black and white, it also once was low-poly

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Soviet Union, Station Plays you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWzHI34zQIo
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that comes across as a lot creepy ,at that resolouton

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a link post How stupid does this guy think people really are !

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid enough to click a YouTube link with no description?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post well it is aimed at Americans, so probably really stupid?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he paid a sex worker to CLOSE her mouth.
Novel, I suppose...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aparently she had to sign an NDA but recons because the lawyer has spoken out it no longer applies.
My guess is she's working on a book deal right now.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a link post OK, which one of you sub-edits on El Reg?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gareth Corfield?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sub-edits, on The Register?
But seriously, folks...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, well made.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's you isn't it?
Trying to pretend like it's someone else.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I deny everything

(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Owner of a Lonely Heart
Not a bad cover.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeffery Dahrmer approves of this.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a link post This has to be the most millennial thing ever
We're all doomed
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What's a snapchat?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A conversation during a sudden cold spell/ game of cards/ bone fracture

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And what did they do?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This place must be due a redesign sometime soon

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still waiting for the roll back from ignore 2.0

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need a b3ta app. so we can swipe left and right on pictures.
Clicking is soooooooooo last decade.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post they need to release the Moisture-Matic hands free screens.
that way all you need to do is dribble like you would on any other normal day. depending on where the dribble lands you can control the whole app.

Testimoniaals from satisfied testers

" So easy to use! just like licking th windows" Mr T Inder,Kent

"Even gingers can use it! " Mr Rob, Penistown

"I liked it so much and found it easy to use, I put a crayon up my nose,and wrote a review about it and the bad driving it fosters on people" Mr D'hom
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I blew my load on the screen and accidentally bought a Fiat Tipo on ebay."
Thanks science. Thanks a bunch.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sucks to be you...

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My fault for having too many tabs open

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing it wrong.
Light a few instead.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's what I call a
misconception.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Over a million people have signed this
I wish I had that much time to criticise a site that I spend countless hours on doing stupid, pointless shit....er, oh
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Incredibles 2

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the original
Like Spider Man, Superman and James Bond in one film.
Also LOLed at "Why would they change math(s)?" - so many arguments with my son!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looked not half bad.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post All bad then?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not saying I don't not like the look of it, maybe.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you cleared that up

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. That looks good.
Fourteen fucking years it's been since they released the first one...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some kids that watch the last one are now parents.
Of course in some parts of the country that could be said about eastenders.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 14 year olds and fruit flies. Now that's a demographic.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some kids that watched that when it was first released have already been banned from driving

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people who'd written the 'no capes, darling' gag in 'groundbreaking' graphic novels earlier
Were sociopathic beardy fucknets well away with the faeries by the time that was released...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a link post I at first you don't succeed, then try doing exactly the same thing two or three times until it fucks up in a massive way.
The whole thing is pretty good, but go from about 8:15 for the money shot.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post as money shots go, that was rather satisfying

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 5:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Can you tell me what time the money shot is?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look, I could get to your place by about 6pm, so I'd say around one minute past.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong in so many ways
And so many questions, like how did they get the helicopter to lift it in the end? Have they actually taken parts off the helicopter to make it lighter?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no clue as to what is going on here
Other than idiots trying to lift a thing.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a good candidate for the good ol Benny Hillifier!
bennyhillifier.com/?id=sr7vJ0L6PG4
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like the good old BHFR.
I'm not sure I can cope with 8 minutes straight of Yackety Sax though.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better?
bennyhillifier.com/?id=wrlXC-aBCsA
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of great beauty.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I no expert
But why you not just use a crane?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Should we rent a crane?"
"Nah, my mate Barry has a chopper. He'll do it for a crate of beer and two packs of fags."
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get to the chopper we be rich

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Tube was not built on common sense

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a link post cheeseburgers for everyone because it's my beethreeteeday

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fire good.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post congrats on your candle day

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that all you think about, is cheeseburgers, Randy?!

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ, that cast
Gold standard SNL sketch mind, insipid concept with no punchline but brilliantly executed.

I guess there's a reason so many of the actors went on to greatness but so few of the sketches seem to have entered the lexicon.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles and shit!

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post was SNL ever actually funny?
happy candles, btw
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salutes at candles

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know SNL has done funny sketches, but that sucked.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Impressive Burglar skills

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post gold

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post also
happy candle day. are you now a tween?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, uhh, those weren't there before.
is tween one of them new sexual orientations?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
had to watch four times but can confirm "gold"
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always believe in your soul

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit
That looked baaaaad
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great emergency first response skills too
Wondering if they're still mates.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a couple of ninja

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spectacular.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two wongs don't make a right.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post or put up a fight

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i see your 1 and raise you 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct26ZCN3Kxo if you look closely can see the rather rare and timid wild pixel.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post One Brick Short of a Load.
-they iz-
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Bet you haven't heard anything like this before

Progressive death metal
Jazz fusion
Traditional Indian melodies
Post rock
Psychill
Psybient

Plus loads more, all in one track. This album is mad!
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty mad.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likesies
Made me want to listen to suppers ready.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like Opeth, turned up to eleventystupid

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone looking for a job?

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is incredibly calming to watch in the hustle and bustle of Schipol

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schipol?!

Bastard! Pretty much my favorite place, next to 'Dam of course. Have fun if you're there :o)
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schiphol has its moments
https://youtu.be/Ma7LGcMvZro
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will be there at the start of August...
going to Dekmantel and spending a week in the 'Dam, hopefully with a couple of out-of-town excursions.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind your step.

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, really?
Any self-respecting b3tan would last about 10 minutes before being sacked for drawing a CDC.
*looks for application form*
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a link post WAAAAAAANKER!
See at which point you want to put your foot through the screen as this designer talks. Wearing his scarf like that indoors (despite the audience clearly being warm enough to be in t-shits, doesn't count) I think the term "Branduality" was the one that got me.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less than 30 seconds
first he mumbled the name of the brand then held his pen with one finger and the rest of his hand open.

I am sure there will be more but I paused the video at 29 seconds.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mainly Luftwaffe
in some sections of /links
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave the encircled crane alone.That thick line has protected it from bird flu for decades.

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not too bad
last year suffered a series of 'inspirational' breakfast meetings that were much, much worse
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not designer. VP of Marketing.
Par for the course.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are you supposed to cover your long old-man neck?

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post so many words
to say so little
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:54, , Reply)

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