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www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1685257
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

new creative challenge feature: Build Stuff
How about a new creative challenge feature: Build Stuff.

Every fortnight a new challenge to real-world build something based on as freeform a theme as Image Challenge usually is. Make it out of paper, make it out of pasta, sculpt clay, weld metal, put together lego bricks - whatever works for you so long as it's more than just a drawing and done off-computer. Take and post photos either as you build or just show us the finished article at the end.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 6:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey Rob, lots of people have been saying that B3ta is dying.
Kurt Cobain wrote 'It's better to burn out than to fade away', so why not take his advice literally and burn down B3ta for the insurance money?
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

can we get counter on the homepage, that looks like the odometer on your car, that lets everyone know how many visitors the site has had
it could even say something like "you are xxxxx visitor to the site"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:14, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can we have the ability to edit subject lines after a post has been made please?
Unfair un os dyslexic types.

[edit] fuck me it appears to work on QOTW but not /links
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can we remove the reply feature from QOTW please?
Any post related comments and feedback should be restricted to Offtopic and/or gaz.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

How is it that OT posts don't appear on your "has posted X stories and X replies on question of the week "?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Apparently I'm still not a multi-millionaire playboy.
Please could this be fixed asap k thx bai
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Would it be too much to ask for the boards to be in a font where capital i doesn't look the same as lower-case l?
IllIlIIlllIlIlIIl
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:27, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How about a stats page for /links
I mean, why not?
(For those who don't know what I'm on about see here: www.b3ta.com/board_stats/)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:09, Reply)

I've asked for this before, but let's try again...
Can we have "reply" on /links not refresh the page?

Imagine... you do a "quick reply", it pops up inline. Click "post" and it does it in the background and inserts inline. Result? You can reply to videos or threads without stopping the video or tune or whatever is playing.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Make > and < usable outside of html coding
If you use angle brackets in a message body for anything other than html code (e.g. to say "is greater than"), it makes all the text before it disappear.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is there any chance the boards can feature more pictures of the Acropolis?
I'm particularly keen on this one:
but any would do really.

You could make them the background or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Is there anyway to reduce the ways in which people can operate sock puppet accounts?
I know people can use more than one browser at the same time, or keep logging in and out of different accounts, but is there someway? iP address? Cookies? I don't know, I am not technical and I know it will never be possible to eradicate sock puppets completely, but can we at least attempt to?

Also locking people in to one username and not letting them change it may help?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:50, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A self generating family tree of sockpuppets.
To include name changes and all that dross.

It could be called "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

can we all have a big cake each?
i'd like a chocolate one
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:33, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The RSS feed of things I like
is horribly out of date. I'm sure I clicked a few posts since June last year.
( revolution now 👊, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Newsletter subject line compo board.
For entries to be submitted in advance. Otherwise the only entries are from sad shut-ins who have nothing more important to do on a friday afternoon.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 May 2012, 1:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

At the end of the newsletter could you please tell us what letters and number b3ta has been brought to us by?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Get some active mods who will stop this sort of shit.
b3ta.com/questions/shopsandsupermarkets/post1611742
A long time user wrote a book and certain cunts think its hilarious to ruin his chances of success and they are using b3ta as a channel to do so (see other posts also e.g. b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1608559

This is beyond trolling.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 13 May 2012, 11:09, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is there anyway that you could put an option on a board post to hide that particular post without ignoring the OP.
Just a little "hide post" option would be wicked,
Edit:this question relates to /links
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

"Friends' Activity":
Why does it turn red seemingly at random, even when there's nothing new in my friend feed? Make it stop please. Make it just turn red when it has something new for me.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Make the newsletter archive searchable, please.
This would be very useful when trying to find stuff that was once in it.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

can the mods just stick to modding please?
we don't need censors.

ta
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

More of a question really...
...regarding the 'I like this!' feature on the QOTW. It's obviously useful when you like someone's response to the QOTW, but why do we have it in the replies as well? Surely a reply can never 'win' as it would be on it's own on the winners page and therefore out of context. I could be missing something here and would be very happy to be educated in this matter!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"Lock me out times"
I have no willpower. There, I've said it. I just can't stay away.

Can we have something in our profile settings that will deny us the ability to log in during certain, configurable times?

Then I might be able to get some work done.

Fanks! xxXxx
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've asked this before, but here goes...
Could the post highlights please be in distinctly different colours? It annoys me that new posts and my own posts are slightly different shades of grey. Surely it's only just a couple of numbers that need changing to do this?

Thanks :)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sort out the whole thread-deleting cunt problem
by making it so that whenever someone deletes a post, that post gets replaced by a little box saying "This post was deleted by the poster", and leaving the rest of the thread below intact.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:16, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3ta needs a soundtrack
something that plays automatically when you visit the page.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)